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January 14th
So, it appears that Rogers@home isn't letting me connect to my webserver, so i have no idea when this update is actually gonna happen. stay tuned..
.Creator

"OnlineJournal - Black Hawk Down - Hollywood Drags the Bloody Corpse of Truth Across the Movie Screen" talk about a long ass title, anyway, i saw a special on TLC or Discovery ages ago about this, and it really is scary story. like. i like to think im a tough ass, but the marines who lived and died in somalia during this raid, they were SUPER HARD ASSES.. anyway. i plan on seeing it when it comes out.

"CNN - Will Fans want Their MTV PC?" this is quite possibly the worst idea i've heard this week..

"United Media - Fuzzy The Frenchdog" heh, gotta love it, the french are still getting raz'd about their WWII dealies :) hehe
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"AllBruceLee - Japanese Soup Ad" OMFG This has to be the funniest japanese tv ad i've ever seen. i had to mute it when it was playing, cuz i thought it was porno! it rules..
Sent in by: Smash0r
"Yap "Pi"ng right along" YES! Now i can hear a computer trying to equate pi! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! AND ITS IN MULTI LANGUAGES TOO!
Sent in by: _missy_
"The Sun - Euro's Willy a Real Flop" rofl
Sent in by: Dromio
 
January 13th
"eBay - The Turtle Mobile" oh god, this is hideous...

"Excite - Teacher Scolded for Making Students Cut Hair" hah, serves these kids right. if my principal would have handed me a pair of scissors, and told me to cut my hair, i prolly would have stabbed him with the scissors.. but thats just me...

"MSNBC - Nokia Eyes Rich with Luxury Phones" oh god. you know you have too much money when.....

"NewScientist - Bugs Could Travel in Comfort Aboard Meteorites" heh, yeah and its even spookier since i saw "Evolution" the other night (which happens to be a pretty funny movie, if you've got time to waste, check it out.).
Sent in by: quj
"Planet Annihilation - Ghosts in Lancashire" heh, cute.. a bunch of people sent me this url, but all them were dead except this one.. so enjoy (oh you gotta look at it for like 45secs before you see it.
Sent in by: Spectre, Lord High Commander, and everyone else who sent it in.
"GimpChimp - Turret'a'phone" heh, this gets pretty irratating after a couple minutes, be forewarned.
Sent in by: _missy_
 
January 12th
"Excite - Hospital Tells Elderly Men, They're Pregnant" HEH_OOPS!

"Daily Independant News - Man Accidently Shoots Himself in Showdown with a snowman" alright, i'll admit, that i've done some INCREDIBLY stupid things in my time, but none of them were ever this stupid, nore-were they published online :) hehehe

"CVSR.net - Create Your Own Ride" hah! Create your own Rice Mobile. now this is clever..

"Online Auctions - Cray Super Computer" OMG, if i had a job, i'd be all over this auction, i'd be the envy of ontario, having my own personal super computer. heh god damn, im a geek.

"Piyorod - Shockwave Game" now this is a wierd one. you've gotta balace the bird in an upright position, and catch the eggs it drops. its kinda cool, give it a shot.
Sent in by: _missy_
"PhoneBashing.com" yes yes yes. i know i've posted this before, but they've updated since.. heh, i love this videos, they rule..
Sent in by: Brill
"The Superman Case Mod" k, i'll admit, i have painted a couple of my cases, but they're not gay like this..
Sent in by: _Psychic_
 
January 11th
"UserFriendly - Quake2" wow, a userfriendly thats actually funny. color me surprized.

"FoxNews - High Tech Slime Slips Up Suspects" heh, this is pretty cool, more anti-violent weapons. i'd love to spray the parking lot of my old work with this shit. heh

"Synj.net - Sack Smash" god damnit, this game pisses me off, i just can't help but smash those little ping guys..

"CNN - Tiny Rock Around Uranus Denied Moon Status" Rofl, this article title is funny for SOO many reasons..

"The Kitten Pages - Breasts of Doom" its too bad that they stopped updating this page, cuz it would rule if it was up-to-date.
Sent in by: Hee-La
"Tourist of Death.com" k, all this tourist shit is going WAY to far..
Sent in by: Leg0z
"Ask Ali" heh, its like a super homosexual eight-ball :) but i love the guys hat on hat design. heh
Sent in by: _missy_
 
January 10th
"JoeCartoon - Osama Boxing" heh, Joe Cartoon loves doing these little animation games with osama

"C|Net - Software Glitch Grounds New Nikon Camera" heh, nice, this is quite possibly the stupidest "oversight" i've ever heard of..

"HardOCP - CPL Case Mods" nothing like turning a PC into something that looks like it should be a mac..

"My Pleasure - Good Head Gel" ROFL I'm gonna have to buy some of this shit :)

"Big Bone Lick Park" Now, this is park i'd like to visit.
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
"BBCNews - Egyptian Actress Jailed for Torturing Girls" uhm, i guess in egypt, being a popular actress isn't enough. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR A FREAK!
Sent in by: agR|Ppa
"Gillian Anderson on Lan Switching Part 1" ghah, if only gillian anderson was this cool
Sent in by: Hee-La
 
January 9th
"National Post - Australians Debate Ethics of Dying Boy's Wish for Sex" well, atleast this kid knew what he wanted. cuz having one wish, that would have to happen, i wouldn't wish for disney world either..

"AssTroKnots - Pyrex Dildo's and Buttplugs" I dont know what to say, the name rules.

"IMDB - Top 250 Moves, voted by you" frankly, i think memento and Once Flew Over..., and Dr. Strangelove were WAY better then LOTR.. but thats just my opinion..

"The Register - SMS Phone Crash Exploit a Risk for Older Nokias" CELL PHONE HAX0RS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

"WheelbarrowFreeStyle.com" hah, if it wasn't like -20 outside, i'd have to bust out my wheelbarrow and give this shit a shot.
Sent in by: _Missy_
"MDN - More Moms Going Down to Ensure Grades Go Up" uh, uh... i dont know what to say. this is like almost incest. but its those crazy japanese mothers.. wierd..
Sent in by: Atlaz
"A Vagina For Xmas" Have i posted this before?. its hilarious. I wish i would have posted this before xmas :)
Sent in by: Sirhugh
 
January 8th
"Yahoo - EMI Seeks to Buy Out Mariah Carey Contract" pfft, this just in, Mariah Carey Sucks...

"BBCNews - Sex Gifts for Australian Businessmen" whoa, now this would be an original xmas bonus.

"WashingtonPost - Calif. Student Arrested in Assault" uh, theres some seriously fucked up people out there. so whenever you meet anyone over the internet, make sure you bring a gun or a baseball bat or something.

"Telegraph - Apes were First to Get High On Drugs" *snicker* Monkey's doing smack. now thats funny.

"Merry Christmas from Oglio" hah, is this wesley willis?.
Sent in by: Myth2
"Joe Cartoon - Osama Video" rofl, supahfly rules
Sent in by: _missy_
"Amazon - Cunt Coloring Book" hahahah
Sent in by: SirHugh