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 "Space
- Bizarre Creature in Idaho Raises Prospects for Life on Mars"
Whoa! more cool space stuff!   |
| "Seattle
Times - Man Toting 'Sherrifs Badge' from Freedom is a man without county"
yet another long ass article title :) anyway, take a read to this, nothing
like facist rednecks wanting their own county, then (their sherrif is)
getting in shit for impersonating a police officer. heh. what a bunch
of losers.. |
| "Excite
- Europe's First Brothel for Women Goes Bust" ROFL.
those crazy germans. read it. its nice a short, but its hilarious. |
| "FoxNews
- GoldFish Been Living in Bathtub Since 1979" wow,
that would make this fish just about as old as me.. cept im 6ft 3inc,
and the fish is only '8inc heh. |
"PlanetQuest
- Planet Found orbiting Giant Star" Holy crap! I
dont know how many of my readers will think this is cool, but i think
the shear size of this "planet" is dumfounding.
The derived mass of the planet is 8.7 times the mass of Jupiter. Because the Doppler technique determines the minimum mass, it is quite possible that the true mass of this companion is in the brown dwarf regime. Brown dwarfs are 'failed stars' that do not possess enough mass to start nuclear fusion. They are physically similar to giant planets, but may form in a different way. Even if this companion is a brown dwarf, it's detection around an evolved star represents a first.and Jupiter is HUGE! Sent in by: quj
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| "Micheal
Jackson, Years -in fast motion" just looking at
this guy freaks me out... Sent in by: _missy_
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| "The
WhiteHouse.gov - Patriot Registration" ROFL. this
is way too funny to be legit. "If your not a terrorist, YOU MUST
REGISTER WITH US, SO WE CAN USE THE INVERSE OF THIS LIST TO ARREST ALL
THE TERRORISTS". so all you americans better sign up now *chuckle* Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CNN
- HBO Making Monica Lewinsky Documentary" just kill
me now..
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| "Brunching
- The Geek Hierarchy" ROFL. Brunching fucken rocks! |
| "MSNBC
- The Orgins of a Pandemic" Jesus! If people would
just stop having sex with Animals, all this HIV stuff wouldn't exist..
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| "Sign
Maker 2.3.1 Make your own freeway sign" k, this
is either, REALLY GAY, or kinda cool. im not sure, but i think its really
gay. *shrug*
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| "Jackin'
Howto" heh, for those of you who didn't find anyone
for sexday, theres always something for you :). Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Travellers'
Tales - Jail Bait" alright, its half way down on
this page (sorry those no #anchor tags on this page so i can't do a
direct link) anyway, theres a bunch of funny stories on this page, so
check'em all out. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "P4-
2.2Ghz Overclocked to 3.67Ghz" alright, i appologize
for the foreign language, but the pictures tell everything, this is
pretty feersome.. Sent in by: Servo
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| Oh,
as many of my long time readers would know, Today has been dubbed "Sex
Day" which means, you must do one of the following. a) Gather with your Spouce or g/b Friend and have wild monkey sex. or if you dont have a partner, b) Find some random person on the street and ask them if they wanna get "festive". if they say "Yes" then your in. I'll leave all the creativeness to you. .Creator
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| "Yahoo
- Goat Milk Carries Spiders Silk in Canada Experiment"
ewe.....
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| "KTB
Sizes and Dimensions" uh, chastity belts are cool
and everything, but this shit is way too wierd for me.. |
| "The
Sun - Olympics Ban Skate Porn" good. i fucken hate
all these "sports" where theres judging. have the skaters
jump threw hoops, or score goals, and that'd be ok. but judges are lame..
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| "CNN
- Pet Lizards Feast on Owners Corpse" heh. nothing
like having carnivours as pets; then dying while there loose. and having
them ingest most of your dead body.. hehe.
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| "Bondage
On a Budget" Rofl. These rule. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Nicotine
Water" this can't be real. im sure its illegal to
make nicotine available this way.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Carpoint
- U.S. Army's Smart Truck Concept" uh i want one
of these soo badly.. not just cuz its got caltrop droppers and a laser
cannon.. *spooge* Sent in hy: ewigkeit
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| "CNN
- Ground Zero Statue Criticized for 'Political Correctness'"
Right now, i'm disgusted by america. But the real question
is. are any of the "sculptured men" gay? or "developmently
challenged" ?.
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| "Ananova
- Baby with 'tail' Reincarnation of Hindu God" ewe
CUT IT OFF!
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| "Bilz
y Pap" UH.. What the hell is that.. |
| "Engrish
- Pumpkin Poo Restaurant" heh. |
| "Wired
- Vaporware of 2001" hah. Top 10 Vaporware of 2001
(well, i posted the top 5 URL, since the 6-10 suck.) heh. check it out.
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"Steps
To Overcoming Masturbation (a mormon guide)" ghah
3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.If one of my friends had a chronic masturbation problem, I'd prolly stay away from him by choice. just cuz i wouldn't wanna shake his hand or anything, knowing that he's prolly touched his dink in the past 5mins. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Spook
Pin-ups" you know, i used to find corsets attractive
(when they wern't actually being used to squish a girl into a 16"
waist, for fashion, not fame). this is pretty disgusting. but what can
ya do. Everyone's got their "fetishes". Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "TurdTwister"
ROFLMAO! JUST GO! |
| "eBay
- Mr. Penis Head, Toy" ghahah. now this is comedy
:) |
| "CNN
- AntiMatter Could Fuel Rockets, Heal Patients"
Feer. Bring on the anti-mater computers. err. wait. this is cool shit
anyway heh. |
| "CounterRotating
Spirals Illusion" javasux. when loading this page
up, it skipped my winamp like a mofo. you'd think thered be something
better then JAVA out there.. god javasux. |
| "Porn
for the Blind" i didn't get this, until i started
clicking around on the picture. WARNING, THIS IS NOT WORK FRIENDLY..
:) Sent in by: Sneak
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| "NetFunny
- Lord of the Rings in 2 hours" hehe. this rules.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Diary
of a Retriever" heh, this is pretty interesting,
but theres too much for me to read right now. check it out. If your
a dog lover (and im not talking about "lover" in the "Heavy Petting"
kinda way either, you sick bastards!) Sent in by: _missy_
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| "NewYork
DailyNews - A $230 a month Cable Bill?" SOMEONE
STOP THE EVIL KNOWN AS AOL-TIME WARNER! |
| "Chocolate
Ecstasies - Erotic Chocolates" heh, pick some of
these up for valentines day. im sure any girl would love to recieve
a giant chocolate wang.. heh |
| "WaiWai
News - Goofy Sex Service Take the Mickey Out of Disneyland"
haha prostitution in disney land! YES! |
| "Why
the Taliban Hate America?" k, first warning. THIS
IS NOT WORK FRIENDLY. Secondly, anyone who doesn't want to see a huge
bushy vagina, shouldn't click this link either. but it is funny to me..
kinda.. |
| "ZDNet
- Jokester Serious About Taking on Microsoft" heh,
looks like everyone is trying to sue microsoft heh. hell, if i had a
case, i'd be all over it. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Howto
Dance Page" uh, this is the stupidest (is that a
word) page i've seen in awhile... Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Pulse24
News - Chat Scat ICQ Gets ready for Bombs" oh great..
Looks like ICQ isn't to be left out of the Buffer Overflow Attacks.
ah well. ICQ sucks anyway. I guess everyone just has to upgrade to the
latest and gayest version :\ Sent in by: Sneak
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| "PennyArcade
- Carrot Cake Soup" this is funny, cuz i know people
who are just like this.. |
| "SPAM
- Saving People And Moose" hahahha |
| "CNN
- Scooter May Face Roadblock in Japan" this whole
'ginger' thing still makes me sick. its all about hype. "LOOK THIS
IS THE GREATEST INVENTION AROUND BUT WERE NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT IT
IS OR WHAT IT CAN BE USED FOR!" |
| "MSN
Entertainment - 'N Sync Cut From Clones?" owned.
this still wont appease me, the title is still ubergay.. |
| "Netscape
- Bush Fall Down, Go Boom" heh, yeah i know, thats
not the actual title to the article, but i like mine more. anyway, the
only wierd thing i noticed, was that the "Doctor" said, his
heart rate dropped, which is what caused him to faint. you'd think it
would be just the opposite, like, he panic'd cause he was choking, and
his heart rate went up?.. ah well, silly american doctors.. Sent in by: Marc M.
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| "Murderize.com"
ghah, this site rules. its even funny when your sick and have a hang
over (like myself). I dont know how im gonna do this when i get a job
(this == get drunk all the time). Sent in by: _missy_
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| "SexyLosers.com
- Pregnant" *snicker* i think im gonna have to add
this comic to my "must read daily" list. :) Sent in by: |TchorT|
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