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 Shizz.
im not even gonna be around today. so heres a quicky.. 
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| "CNN
- Aids Death Toll to surpass Black Death" YES THE
PLAGUE OF THE 21ST CENTURY! |
| "DieselSweeties
- Plushy Humor" hah |
| "Yahoo
- Power Cut at Russian Space Facility" you know
whats sad, the russians are still trying to make it into space... :\ |
| "Baby
Ball Gags" *snicker* Sent in by: _missy_
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| "POENews
- Where are the pop-ups coming from" heh Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Zawkong.gif"
DEFINATLY NOT WORK SAFE. some people have way too much time
on their hands. Sent in by: Deathbots
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| sorry
for the short update, running low on time today. just a quicky. |
| "SkyNews
- Farts and Burps - Gross by Good" i dont know what
to say. |
| "CNN
- Porn Star Plans Hungary MP Bid" i've seen some
ugly porn stars in my time, but this one is UGLY!
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| "Tunnel
of Fudge Cake" the name of it rules. Sent in by: Clouds
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| "www.ticklekitty.com"
a guide to a womans g-spot, book mark this incase you need
it later :) Sent in by: Mike L.
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| "Insensititivy
Cards" hehe. for those "not so popular occasions" Sent in by: _missy_
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| "HandWritten
Clock" did i post this already? Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Ananova
- Murder Trial Hears Wife Dying in 'Weakest Link' Recording"
Nothing like people living in TVland.. |
| "eBay
- AAFES Special Edition PARATROOPER Barbie" heh,
i think this whole barbie thing has totally gotten out of hand.. Whats
next? Ninja Barbie? |
| "PaperClip.mpeg"
heheh.
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| "FoxNews
- Man Arrested After Bragging of Having a Knife Aboard Airplane on Radio
Show" heh, nothing like holding up a sign saying
"Hey I'm Stupid, Arrest me!" |
| "Spiritual
Warfare - How to Cast Out Demons" heh, this would
have come in handy awhile ago.. WHEN I WAS DATING WOMEN WHO WERE POSSESSED!
Sent in by: _missy_
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"Syracuse
News - Supervisor Accused of Lewdness" OMG ROFLMAO
Deputies said Castle, who has been a county employee for more than 30 years, had been masturbating into the coffee cups of co-workers. He likely will be suspended at least through the case going to trial, said county spokesman Martin Farrell.Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Bad
Wool - When Sheep Strike Back" HOLY SHIT FUCK, A
PLACE THAT MAKES SHIRTS THAT I HAVN'T ORDERED STUFF FROM! im all over
that Tech Support one. it rules.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Redline.net.nz
- HONDA POWER!" ROFL.. The NOS bottle is a nice
touch :) |
| "enn.com
- Irish Inventor says he's Cracked the Worlds Energy Needs"
uh yeh. sure. whatever, the day i believe in this "Self Replenshing
energy" whitewash, is the day i buy some swamp land in florida..
We'll have to see if the irish man who can evade the laws of thermal
dynamics is actually telling the truth.
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| "Deans
Planet - Former ALF Star, Caught in Crack House"
hah, looks like Max Wright is getting it on in a crack house (WITH A
MAN!). check it out. *snicker* |
| "Guardian
- US Helped Taliban to Safety, Magazine Claims"
sucks to be an american soldier now :\ |
| "Atlanta
Journal - The Rules of Pimpin'" see, if the pimps
of today, were as cool as the pimps of the 70s, they would rule, wearing
full length leopard print jumpsuits, with BIG rasta hats with a bright
pink feather sticking out of the back, carrying a black cane. ah, those
were the days. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Yahoo
- 620 Carat Diamond" UH. thats a pretty fucken big
diamond.. Sent in by: quj
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| "Shit
Happens: By Political Culture" heh, I love the nihilism
one :) Sent in by: Redd
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| "Yahoo
- Britney Says Too Busy to Marry, Beckham is cute"
Britney is such a slut. just read this. you'll see. |
| "CNN
- Enron Posts Guards to Stop Shredding" hah, Enron
sucks. nothing like lying to your investors, then declaring bankruptcy
with 30billion dollars outstanding heh, 'tis the american way.. |
| "Pooping:
A Primer" *snicker* you gotta read this. its pretty
funny :) its a research paper (or something) based on pooping heh. |
| "Nola
News - Bicyclist Shot After Road Tiff" YES Road
rage to the MAX! |
| "Tron
Killer App" this is cool, but i think it broke my
IE :\ Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Disturbing
Auctions" Rofl, some of these are actually pretty
funny Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Nick
at Nite - My 3 Suns" hah. Subtle, we'll see if any
none geek will get it:) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CNet
- Yahoo to put Price on Searches" NEWSFLASH, THIS
JUST IN... YAHOO SUCKS! |
| "SexyLosers
- Spiderman" *snicker* |
| "Yahoo
- Rumsfeld Defends Handling of Afghans" i hate to
say it.. but the fact that these people helped to attack the US, and
kill thousands of civies, i think they've lost their right to anything.
hell, i'd love to see video of women shitting into their faces and stuff..
but hey, thats just me.. |
| "PCWorld
- Privacy Group Sues Over Data Sales" UH.. UH...
it looks like this is only happening in the states. but its still retarted.
read it. and get ready for a lawsuit. |
| "Something
Awful - Big Huge Boat" hah, the politically uncorrect
Titanic Sent in by: _missy_
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| "MainichiNews
- Scientists insert Spinach Gene into Pigs to Cut Fat" rofl
"Pork, its the other green meat" hehe. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Arguing
on the Internet...." this is soo wrong, but funny.. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Ananova
- Britney Scares off Wild Pigs" uh DUH! if i heard
Britney Spears, i'd run too.. |
| "eBay
Motors - John Romero's Testarossa" Rofl, looks like
theres some financial troubles in John Romero ville. I guess Ion Storm
didn't turn out like he hoped :) hah (and i quote) JOHN ROMERO WILL
MAKE YOU HIS BITCH!
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| "Cinnamon
Challenge 2001" Ghahaha, Now this is the kinda stuff
you should videotape, and put up on the web. cuz the still shots dont
do it justice..
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| "List
of Potentially Offensive Web Comics - Hall of Fame"
hah, Space Moose Ranks #1 YEH!. Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "eBay
- 100 Gigabyte Drive for my wife" ROFL. The last
line on this description makes it all worth while.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Scared
- A First Person 3D Shooter for Java" k, this is
supergay. you'd think that the guy who made this, would have atleast
done some OpenGL work or something for it.. cuz this looks worse then
wolf3d (which still rules) Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "The
SCI-Fighter & Fantasy Sewer, An Appendage of CHUD.Com"
uh, this is really cool.. i think.. i dunno some of it is way over my
head.. but its cool shizz.. Sent in by: Brill
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| "Time
- The National ID Card That Isn't, Yet" Hello Big
Brother. |
| "The
Dirty Sanchez, Etc." oh yes! More dirty porn lingo..
some of these are pretty fucken sick. |
| "Protect
Your Family Now - Computer Monitor Radiation and Magenetic Field Shields"
uihm i've been infront of a monitor, since i was 9, and i dont have
a brain tumor (knock on wood) or anything else. ofcourse, i havn't had
a CAT scan yet, maybe i should... hrmmm |
| "iWon
News - Group Calls for 'Black Hawk' Boycott" Uh,
k, i havn't read the book, but i've seen special upon special about
this event (Before it became popular) and frankly, those fucken somali-savages
are getting exactly what they deserve, I havn't seen the movie yet,
but i get the strangest feeling its accurate. |
| "CNN
- Faster Cable Modems Coming Soon" drool.. cept,
i dont think that this is really an issue. as you can get (or rather,
i can get) a "Corporate Cable" package, which has like triple
my upstream, and quadruple my downstream, i just dont wanna pay the
premiums. ah well, i look forward to this anyway, cuz i love my cable..
Sent in by: Dominic G.
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| "CNet
- AOL Denies Bidding for RedHat" heres a followup
to a link i posted the other day.. but i dont believe AOL is ever telling
the truth. Sent in by: p0rk
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| "Zero
Fan Zone.co.uk" Holy shit. All you overclockers
out there, check out this guy, he's fucken crazy, I dont know what to
say other then that. make sure you check out the "Stealth Cooling
Project", This guy took this whole "Water Cooling" PC
stuff to a totally seperate level. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "BBCNews
- Goma Petrol Station Blast Kills 50" WHAT KIND
OF MORONS WOULD SYPHON GAS FROM A GAS STATION, JUST BEFORE IT WAS HIT
WITH A SLOW MOVING LAVA FLOW?.. HELLO DARWIN? |
| "The
Lights Guy" k, this "Rice'n of the Computer
Cases" shit has to stop... Its just pissing me off seeing this
shit now.. |
| "RaveWave
- M&M Girl" and this is why i hate ravers... |
| "KMFDM
RPG" HAHAH, NO WAY! This game would rule, if it
wasn't a joke. ps. KMFDM RULES! |
| "Sir
Nub.com" hehe, more wierd flash stuff. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "AMG3.2L
Funny.mpg" Now this is some clever Rice'n.. I'm
actually jealous.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "eHowa
- Big Monument" it was only a matter of time before
someone did this.. Sent in by: Monsoon`
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| "Newsbytes
- Criminal Charges Settled In Distributed Computing Case" Oh
yeah. nothing like getting busted for innappropriate use of University
Hardware.. sucks to be this guy. |
| "Ami
Bios or NOT" heh. this is soooo geeky.. |
| "eBay
- Wheln Flatlighter Dual Strobe Visor Light" k,
the item sucks, but the descriptions and updates fucken rule. you've
gotta read it.. |
| "PagesWithin
- Fire Plan" so simple. i'm surprised i didn't think
of it..
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| "OverClockers.au
- Building your own LCD Printer Cable Display" damnit,
i'd be all over this, if it wasn't mad gay :\ Sent in by: p0rk
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| "CNN
- AOL Reportedly in Talks with Red Hat" FOR THE
LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, SOMEONE PLEASE STOP AOL FROM BUY EVERYTHING,
AND MAKING IT GAY(er). Sent in by: Cytezen J
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| "The
Cap'n's Unfortunate Valentines's Cards" rofl, Number
5 is my fav :) number 9 is good too Sent in by: _missy_
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