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 "The
Sacramento Bee - Unassuming Bush May Be The Worlds Oldest Living Thing"
i know what your thinking.. Its not PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH, although
if the US population could elect this plant to president, it would rule..  |
| "CNN
- Birds and Bots: A mating Tale" either these "Bower
Birds" are super advanced (Since they actually like using sex toys),
or. the males are incredibly stupid birds.. |
| "FoxNews
- Porn Star Film Appreciative Video for Troops"
hah, this is SOOOO American! :) Nothin like some hard core porn after
a firefight... |
| "Penny
Arcade - They're Really Long" Rofl, Now this is
comedy, (and i used love playing MTG) |
| "GeistMag
- Touched by Bukkake" This whole bukkake thing is
getting out of hand, i dont know how anyone can find 500 men jizzing
on a girl arrousing.. frankly i find it pretty homosexual, and disgusting.. Sent in by: nattyboy
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| "Fucking
Useless" hah, some of these are hilarious! Sent in by: _missy_
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| "WebShots
- Super Bug" who ever did this to a volkswagon deserves
to die.. are those PT Cruiser tail lights? yuck.. Sent in by: Smash
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| "CNN
- Dude, Meet the Dell Guy" k, the first 3 times
i saw the Dell commercials with this guy, i thought they were funny,
now he's just irratating. |
| "Excite
- Cat's Meow Saves Owner from Toronto Fire" i dont
know what to say... This cat actually may have proved to be useful.....
im dumbfounded. |
| "NewScientist
- Water Jets Could be Lighting Conductors" fuck
i've really gotta start patenting my ideas, i had this idea (almost
identical) like 5years ago in highschool... ugh.. THE GOVERNMENT IS
READING MY THOUGHTS! |
| "Yahoo
- Monkey Moves Computer Cursor by Thoughts Alone" this
is cool and everything, but when are we ever gonna see any technology
like this for humans? im gettin pretty tired of this keyboard mouse
shit. |
| "Mayor
Mel Lastman" anyone inside the GTA will laugh there
asses off when they see this :) Too bad you can't buy them online :\ Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "The
Pimping Pope" rofl. too bad theres not anymore comics,
cuz these are pretty freakin' funny Sent in by: Brill
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| "SomethingAwful
- Give Wiggly Jesus A Feel" OMG, Something funny
actually came from Something Awful. I can't believe it, hell must be
freezing or something. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| sorry
for the short update, but i worked a 16hour day, and i have to catch
some sleep since i gotta be at work in 6hours :\ .Creator
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| "Model
A Ford in Afghanistan" its amazing the wierd stuff
you find, when your not looking for anything related to the nugget.
(by nugget i mean the whacked link :) |
| "CNN
- Cell Phones Key Accessories to Crime" I'm surprized
no one else saw this coming.... I did.. like last year.... |
| "Al
Qaeda Recruiting Video" Rofl Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Lego
Death - Museum of Horrors" THATS IT. IM BUSTING
OUT MY LEGOS! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Funny
Pictures" hehe, i've psted a bunch of these already,
but some are new :) Sent in by: Draco
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| "The
World According to America" Yes. canada is backwards...
We dont mate with relatives :) Sent in by: Cytezen J
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| Alright,
so get this, I was at the DarkRave last night, minding my own business
(coming out of the washroom), when 3 guys decide that it would be a
good idea, to try and jump me, and steal my wallet.. so one of them
puts me in a head lock, and the other 2 start going at me. i manage
to fight them off me, and head for the bouncer (At the door) i bring
the bouncer over and explain the situation, the other guys say that
i started it, and i tell the bouncer that they started it, so the bouncer
says we all have to leave. i say, "fine, them first", so the
bouncer tells me to go and get my shit togheter, while he gets the other
guys to leave. about an hour later, the bouncer told me to leave, so
i got my shit together, and i went for the door. when i got outside,
2 of the 3 guys were waiting for me. They start calling me a fag and
shit (i guess its cuz i was wearing pink hot pants), anyway, they push
me, the fight commences, i end up beating them down pretty good. so
i leave them infront of the club, and i tell my gf to go call the cops,
so anyway, they get back up, and start heading towards me again, the
fight continues again, Right in front of amatos (a pretty popular pizza
joint) and No one does anything, everyone just sat around watching.
anyway, by the end of it, the cops show up. I tell them i want to press
charges, the cop looks at me and says.. "If you press charges,
we're gonna have to take statements, and pictures of you all, those
2 guys look like hell, and you dont have a scratch on you. If this goes
to court, the judge will find you guilty, and you'll goto jail."
So having not seen myself since the first fight started, i laughed,
the cops laughed, and they gave me a warning, but they didn't arrest
those fucken guys. ah well, I'm feeling pretty good about myself, but
i would have loved to have seen those 2 pricks behind bars.. ah well,
i guess its vigilante justice for me from now on. .Creator
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| "CodeTroop
- Priceless Facial Expression" nothing like getting
your hand caught in the cookie jar. |
| "GameSpot
- Britney's US Debut" MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE! I
CAN HAVE BRITNEY ON MY PS2! |
| "R.I.P
Spooky" uh, does anyone else find this disturbing? |
| "NYPost
- 1 Leggd Bicyclist Outraces Bias Rap" whoa, a 1
legged bicyclist, i didn't know they actually existed. anyway, this
is a pretty far fetched story. sounds kinda hokey to me. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "How
to Be a Playa" rofl. this rules. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "KTVA
- NTSB Investigates Wrong-Way Take Off by China Airlines Plane"
k i'll admit, i could tell you which is the "Taxi" lane or
the "Runway". but i'm not a pilot...... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Space.com
- 30 Billion Earths? New Estimate of ExoPlanets in our Galaxy"
this is cool and everything, BUT WHERE ARE ALL THE ALIENS? |
| "FoxNews
- Tyson's Boxing Hopes in Jeopardy" sux2bemiketyson.
Frankly i think either, they should clone mike a bunch of times, and
just air drop them all into a waring country. cuz he's so fucken crazy,
that they'd prolly kill everyone; he's the ultimate retarted killing
machine. -- or they should put him in a zoo, like the animal he is.. |
| "Yale
DailyNews - Spit or Swallow? Its all about the Sauce"
bhah, im definatly forwarding this to the girlfriend :) Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Lycos
- Cooked Cat Catches Fire, 400 Left Homeless" didn't
I already post this? if it did it was from another news center. anyway,
this is just a lesson. DONT EAT CATS! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Craft464
- MonsterCase" and this is what happens when you
put a computer geek through art school Sent in by: Servo
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| "My
Crazy Granny" roflmao. this is hilarious. check
it out Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Sun-Sentinel
- FSU Student who Bared Breasts at Mardi Gras Sues Video Makers"
hah, yeah... i think theres a law saying that if you take
your shirt off in public, and someone takes your picture, your not intitled
to royalties :) Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Old
Married Guys - To Women Everywher, From a Man That's Had Enough"
hah, some of these are hilarious! |
| "FoxNews
- Teen Takes Playboy Playmate to Highschool Dance"
uh, if this happened to me, i wouldn't be able to stop humping her leg
while "slow dancing" heh. lucky little bastard.. |
| "BBCNews
- I hate Cunning Super Mieces to Pieces" heh, NEXT
ON FOX, WHEN MICE STRIKE BACK! |
| "Cosmiverse
- Penis Mulitating Tapon Puts Rapists Out of Business -Forever"
ghah. this rules Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Click2Houston
- Former Enron Executive Commits Suicide" uh yeah..
"Suicide" more commonly known as "Organized assassination,
to look like a suicide". when you piss off the entire world, expect
to have someone commit "suicide" on you :) Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "eBay
- 6'6" Tall Terminator eg. Schwarzenegger" uh,
i hate to say it. I know someone prolly spent alot of time on this.
but it barely looks like a person, not to let lone Arnold Schwarzenegger.. Sent in by: _missy_
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"eBay
- BLOWOUT Water Proof Torch Lighters" haha and i
quote.
What if you get on SURVIVOR and they ask you to bring luxury item, HELLO??Sent in by: Tom
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| So
I come back to my computer, after being gone for 2 days, and i have
1300 emails....... and only about 1/4 of it was spam I'm gonna have
crap loads of links to go through. so if I dont post yours right away,
dont get discouraged. i'll get to it eventually. .Creator
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| "eBay
- Maple Leaf Gardens 1994 Zamboni 1800hrs" hah!
no one wants this piece of shit. suckers.. |
| "Excite
- Man Jailed for Causing Death By Biting Ear" heh,
sux to be old..
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| "DFilm
- A Short Movie" heh, a Very Sent in by: Brill
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| "The
Tube" uuuh, this is so disgusting, its actually
interesting.. but i dont think i'll ever ride public transit again. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "Rat
Kill.com - Your Rat Hunting Head Quarters" ghahah Sent in by: _missy_
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| "CNN
- Florida Town Casts Out Satan" NEWS FLASH, THIS
JUST IN... FLORIDA SUCKS! Sent in by: Perlandra
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