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 "Six.com
- Your Penis, an Illustrated Guide" just in time
to valentines day :)   |
| "PianoStripper.mpeg"
k, those who arn't comfortable with the human wang shouldn't click this,
also, if your at work, dont click this. cuz its got a nekkid man in
it.. but its pretty funny. This guys' got talent.. |
| "SeattleNews
- FireFighter Disciplined for Smoking Pot On Job"
wouldn't this be the same thing, if a firefighter was attempting to
put out a pot house blaze? would they discipline for that?. frankly,
He was prolly trying to put the joint out, but he didn't want to litter.
so in reality he should be hailed as a saint (well, except that he didn't
complete 2 miracles heh) |
| "New
ZealandNews - Hefty Bill With Added Insult Shocks Telcom Customer"
ghah! this is too funny to be real. Sent in by: Lord High Commander
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| "Y2khai.com
- Khai #4" i dont know if khai is the coolest guy
on the planet, or just another loser. i can't figure it out.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "The
Brains Trust - Pretzel Eating in Safety and Comfort"
rofl Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "The
Kill Everyone Project" heh, i'm all over this project,
killing people who are a waste of space~ (well, more like, those who
"over populate" the planet) but its still funny. Sent in by: Brill
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| "NewHaven
Register - Police Believe Someone Blew Up a Pickup Truck Early Thurdays
Morning Using a Bomb Fashioned Out of a 12Inch Sex Toy"
Holy Long Article Name Batman heh.. |
| "CNN
- Military Sets Sights on Laser Tech" its too bad,
they're not talking about laser guns and shit, instead, they're all
about laser eye surgery for troops, cuz apparently glasses are bad in
combat. but yeah, if you need eye surgery, just join the army, cuz they'll
do it for free :) |
| "Excite
- Cockroaches in Coke Is Secret Potion" uh, i've
never drank diet coke, but i dont think i ever will now.. *shudder* |
| "Off
White Black Hawk Down Review" hehe, this is pretty
funny. i love the "false facts" randomly dumped in everywhere
heh. Sent in by: David M.
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| "Molecule
Expression: Science Optics Powers of 10" whoa. this
is cool. oh, and heres a related link, Quarks
and Quasars Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Spoof
Rainbow Comic" uh, i've never seen this before,
and its kinda freaky... Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Fool
- Disney's Pooh Problems" heheh theres like 5 articles
on this page, and there all good heh. Sent in by: Bosco
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| "Graig
Farm Organics - Online Shop - Faggots 6.25/Kg" *snicker*
I'm sure "faggots" mean something totally different in the
UK :) heh |
| "Turn
Off The Internet.com" uh. i dont know what this
thing is.. cuz it spawns up a little window, that sits in your task
bar. im too lazy to investigate.. |
| "Yahoo
- Michael Jackson Wants Global Children's Holiday"
uh aka MOLEST CHILDREN DAY! |
| "CodeTroop
- No Hunting" rofl, I WANT TO HUNT CHILDREN :) heh. |
| "WisInfoNews
- Appleton Man Jailed After Nude Stunt at Fox River Mall"
rofl, i hate to say this, he may be homeless, but atleast he has a sense
of humor :) Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "BBCNews
- Simpsons Offer Moral Orientation" you know what,
in the 13years that simpsons has been on, i think i've seen EVERY episode.
its the one show that if i miss it, when its on TV, im actually pissed.
the simpsons rule~ Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Canoe.ca
- Women Win Cash for Religious Deception" GHAH,
Sueing for breach of contract, nice :) Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "NewScientist
- Virtual World Grows Real Economy" hah, EverQuests
PP (virtual Currency) is worth more then the Yen in the USA :) hehe |
| "SomethingAwful
- Counterstrike, Premiering on NBC" heh, I can't
believe it. yet another sample of comedy coming from SomethingAwful,
hell must be freezing or something.. |
| "eBay
- Enron Code of Ethics" hah! theres tons of this
enron ethics memorabilia on ebay.. i can't help but laugh :) |
| "DickHead
Helmet" some people have way too much time on there
hands.. |
| "Little
White Lie - Go Fuck your inner being" heh, yet another
wickedly negative comic :) Sent in by: Bosco
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| "Nando
Times - Florida Man Beheads Another Man During Fight" UH.
this is some fucked up shit..... Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Shitty
People.com" ROFL, Now the guy who does this site,
is one bitter m0f0.. read it. its good.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "NYPost
- Easy Does it For Super Rich" hehe, i heard an
interview on the radio (AM 640) the other day, this old guy rocks. Sneaking
in to all sorts of restricted events. take a read.. its amazing that
a 72yr old is this cool |
| "CNN
- Personal Jetpack Gets Off the Ground" heh, yes..
but how much is it gonna cost? and when can i order one? god damnit,
technology takes too long to develop~.., |
| "FoxNews
- Mr. Potato Head Turns 50" heh, i love the party
about running for the may of Boise Idaho :) heh |
| "Penny
Arcade - The Next Level" oh how true this is.. I've
lost some pretty good friends to EverQuest.. Its worse then a drug..
cuz no one tells you that its addictive... DOWN WITH EVERQUEST! |
| "Ananova
- Italian Police Hunting for Stolen Sperm" haha,
I've never heard of a masterminded "Bull Semen Theft" heh.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ehowa
- Snow Sex Car" Rofl.. i dont know what to say..
i think "Kudos" is the only thing that would work :) Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Amazon
- Extended Massive Orgasm: How You Can Give And Recieve Intense Sexual
Pleasure" Just in time for Valentines day. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "The
WWW Fan Club of TubCat" *Snicker* |
| "The
Sun Online - Man's Sex With Goat" Oh my god. Read
the article, and look at the Glamour shots mug of him. He's never getting
laid ever again, even by an ugly man... |
| "CNN
- Health Warnings on Computer Games?" you know what,
the "computer" games didn't cause this kid to have arthritststststst,
its his fucken shitty parents, they shouldn't allow him to waste 7hours
of the day playing video games.. BLAME THE PARENTS.. |
| "FoxNews
- Britney; From Music Sensation, to Big Screen"
kill me.. i can't take any more britney, she makes me ill.. *shudder*.. |
"ANDY'S
PAGE - A waste of webspace" uh. yeh. this is ubergay...
PS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.....SIGN MY GUEST BOOK.... and special prizes go to those who sign my book 1000 times (under different names of course) Sent in by: _missy_
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| "FoxNews
- Supermarket Offers Black History Month Special on Fried Chicken"
ROFLMAO! Sent in by: Brill
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| "GoogleWhack"
now this is an interesting game. you punch in 2 words, and hit the "whack"
button, then you score points on how many times those words turned up
in a google search, its kinda wierd, but kinda neat too. Sent in by: Satan
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| "SatireWire
- Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up in North Atlantic" hehe
I like now Australia is upside down on the map :) I can't tell you how
may mornings i thought the world was backwards, after a night of drinking
heh
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| "FoxNews
- Researchers Create Embryo Without Sperm to Make Stem Cells"
OoOoOo Now this is kinda neat, scientists can now force a
cell to turn into an embryo with some chemicals, and have it actually
divide.. |
| "CNN
- Would-Be Bride Woos Suitors With Web Auctions" This
looks like a pretty attractive girl, i dont know why she'd need to auction
herself off.... *shrug* maybe she's desperate.. |
| "Doh
Caution" hah, The POLICE were cautioned rather then
being ARRESTED for Carrying Small Amounts of Cannabus :) hah nice typo
:) |
| "Funny
Funny Pictures - Ugly Dolls" uhm, these would give
kids nightmares.... Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Live
Journal - Man Forced to Live 11 Years in Paris Airport, Now he wont
leave" damn, sux2b him, I'm sure he's totally crazy
by now. Not being allowed to leave the airport for 11years.. He's prolly
got that CastAway syndrome. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Timeline
- A History of the Ninja" rofl, popping a 6ft boner
for charity :) hah Sent in by: SirHugh
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