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February
21st
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February
20th
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"FoxNews
- Trading Card Immortalize Regular People" people
cards? what kinda crap is this? this is way worse then collecting hockey
cards, but way gayer then those Collectable Card Games (mtg, etc). although,
if you could use them like in MTG, that would be leet. otherwise this
crap sux..
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"CNN
- Sneaky Software may be Watching You" uhh. this
is nothing new. but i do like the idea of having a sniffer program snap
pictures using a web cam :) that would rule, catching your boss spanking
it at work. heh. Busted :)
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"Hard
Disk Speakers" uh. this had better be a joke...
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"CowLove.mpeg"
rofl. this isn't porn, and i'd have to say its pretty work
safe too.
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"OverClockers
- Cube Fridge OverClocking" now this is going a
bit too far.. but kinda cool, cuz you could store beer in the fridge
and stuff heh.
Sent in by: SirHugh

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"The
Spark - Tantra, The Art of Awesome Screwing" hah,
this rules. i gotta print this out, and leave copies of it laying around
at work :)
Sent in by: _missy_

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"BBCNews
- Hole in Chat Software Fixed" this is exactly why
you should never rush to upgrade anything..
Sent in by: Snoopstah

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February
19th
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"Click2Houston
- Man Flies Over Building in SUV Crash" Haha, looks
like jeeps are worse then Explorers when it comes to flipping, On the
fords, the tires explode and the truck flips, with the jeeps, they flip,
and eject the driver heh.
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"Excite
- USA Targets Deceptive 'Miss Cleo' Psychic TV Ads"
YES GET THIS BITCH OFF MY TV. PLEASE!
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"CNN
- Microsoft Must Give States Windows Code" why do
i get the strangest feeling that microsoft would rather leave the US
then release the source to windows.. unless ms gets all funny, and hands
over the source to win3.11 for workgroups or something :) heh.
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"TechTV
- A Very Candid Camera" OooooOooO Now this would
be fun at parties. --PANTY HUNTER--
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"YouCanSave
- Portable Lie Detector" this kinda crap is soo
lame. "BUY THIS LIE DETECTOR. <may not actually detect lies>"
heh. read the fine print :)
Sent in by: Tom

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"Worst
Typo Ever" rofl.
Sent in by: _missy_

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"BBCNews
- Spanish Inquisition into Invasion Gaffe" HEADLINES:
BRITIAN INVADES SPAIN, FRENCH SURRENDER (if you dont get it, read a
history book, that encompasses WWII).
Sent in by: Atlaz

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February
18th
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"Excite
- Man Charged With Faking Death in Sept. 11 Attack" when
will people learn, to stop faking deaths and blaming it on terrorism.
This is sooo like 3 months ago..
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"CNN
- The Brave New OS of the Future" heh, a neat article
on MS's new Corporate OS, i like the Distributed File System idea, but
the rest i could live without.
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"FoxNews
- Boy Run Over by Train, Survives" Now this is one
lucky kid, if i was him, i would have bought a lottery ticket the next
day. but thats just me.
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"Laser
Diagnostics - Star Trek Style" Fun with really expensive
toys, and a really inexpensive NCC 1701C model heh.
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"TeleZapper
- Keeps Telemarketers Out" uhm, i seriously doubt
this works, since most telemarketers who call me, are actual people,
looking through the phone book dialing numbers in alphabetical order.
ah well. maybe its different in the states.. but this smells like snake
oil to me :)
Sent in by: Tom

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"The
Porn King" hah, Advice from the porn king. this
rules.. :)
Sent in by: _missy_

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"eBay
- Penis Dildo Copper Handgun Lighter" i dont know
what to say...
Sent in by: Ultra

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February
17th
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"Nando
Times - Convicted Murderer Sues for Sex Change Operation"
hah, read below, if this guy/girl wins, i'll have to retract that statement
:) jhehehe.
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"Excite
- Taxpayers Paying to Remove Swastika Tattoo" god..
this would only happen in canada. You would never see the US Government
paying to have a Racist tattoo removed from an inmate... this kinda
shit makes me sick.. they should have just filled in the rest of him
with ink, it would have been cheaper..
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"CNN
- Heinz Launches Chocolate Fries" i think im gonna
be sick,. how dare heinz defile my beloved french fries by mixing in
unpure chocolate (and misc. blue stuff).. heh
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"FoxNews
- Great White May Arouse Shark Love" YES! Barry
White Rules. Hell anyone can score with barry white playing in the background.
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"Profile
Toner - Exercises" heh, k, this may seem kinda lame,
but scroll down about 1/2 way down through the page, till you see the
exercises, watch number #2, its begging to have a wang added to it :)
Sent in by: Tom

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"Funny
Pictures - New Barbie" rofl, I'm sure i've posted
these before, but never the complete set at once :)
Sent in by: _missy_

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"Reuters
- Jet At Airport Sends Passing Taxi Flying" damn
sux to be this guy..
Sent in by: `Nemesis

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February
16th
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whoops.
looks like i screwed up some of yesterday's links, there fixed.. i really
gotta stop drinking before i do an update, heh..
.Creator

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"Nintendo
- Sonic the HedgeHog Reports his First Day of Work at Nintendo"
heh, i dunno if this is really cool, or really gay. Cuz this
seems a bit too political, like, mario should be riding sonic around
like a horse. With Sonic kicking, and bucking, trying to get him off..
Now that would be funny.
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"TheRegister
- Best Buy Offers, Withdraws $129 GeForce-4" heh,
gotta love it when a company makes a mistake, then refuses to back-up,
or "make things right" when customers try to take advantage
of this "mistake"
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"CNN
- Net Access Reaches Final Frontier" YES! Finally!
a true Geeks ISP~ wait, this is totally gay...
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"Ain't
It CoolNews - Futurama, a Thing of the Past?" yeah,
i've heard this from a couple different sources. Futurama is not being
picked up by Fox next season. But this doesn't mean that it will be
cancelled, just that it wont be shown on fox anymore. i hope global
picks it up. cuz i'd miss futurama if it was gone :\
Sent in by: DirectorSG

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"Albino
Sheep - Tunak" YES ANOTHER INDIAN MUSIC VIDEO~ i
love the bill cosby part, cuz they got the neck movement down pat!
Sent in by: _missy_

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"Britney
Vibrating Pocket Pussy" ROFL. this has to be fake
:)
Sent in by: Atlaz

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February
15th
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"Go2Net
News - Scientists Find Jurassic Age Dinosaur Vomit"
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!@ I CAN NOW DIE!
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"Ted
Cavers Web Page" whoa, this is kinda wierd, its
the story of a caver (or bungspelunker sp?) anyway, the pictures are
neato..
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"Something
Awful - Internet Homie Sez" heh, one thing i have
for the SaGoon's, is respect, they may be super lame, but they sure
do come up with some funny shit.
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"Lemming
Doctor" this has to be the lamest website i've seen
all month..
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"The
Blue Marble" OoOOoO Pretty satelite photos :)
Sent in by: Perlandra

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"ClubPlanet
- A Well Hung Jury Indeed" heh, more of the Huge
Wang'd Plushy's heh. I think there called Penis Pals or something.
Sent in by: _Missy_

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"The
Last Unicorn by Ian G." heh, k this sucks. but i
love the fact that in the last pane, the kid has a "unicorn dildo
on his head". heh
Sent in by: Maidenhed

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