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February 21st
"FoxNews - Supermarket Offers Black History Month Special on Fried Chicken" didn't i already post this?

"eBay - FlufferNutter" uhm i dont get it? am i missing something?

"Abandoned House of the Week" wierd.

"SouthBend News - 11yr old Shoots, Kills Assailant Threatening his Grandmother" LOCK UP YOUR GUNS ~

"Twinkie Del Mar" i think im gonna go vomit.. *blech~*
Sent in by: Nattyboy
"Exercise Your Vagina (kegel-excercises)" heh, make sure you pass this one out to your gf/wife/etc. :)
Sent in by: quj
"ZDNet - Millions at risk from Chat Flaw" heres kinda a prelim- article, followup from yesterday.
Sent in by: CrimeWave
 
February 20th
"FoxNews - Trading Card Immortalize Regular People" people cards? what kinda crap is this? this is way worse then collecting hockey cards, but way gayer then those Collectable Card Games (mtg, etc). although, if you could use them like in MTG, that would be leet. otherwise this crap sux..

"CNN - Sneaky Software may be Watching You" uhh. this is nothing new. but i do like the idea of having a sniffer program snap pictures using a web cam :) that would rule, catching your boss spanking it at work. heh. Busted :)

"Hard Disk Speakers" uh. this had better be a joke...

"CowLove.mpeg" rofl. this isn't porn, and i'd have to say its pretty work safe too.

"OverClockers - Cube Fridge OverClocking" now this is going a bit too far.. but kinda cool, cuz you could store beer in the fridge and stuff heh.
Sent in by: SirHugh
"The Spark - Tantra, The Art of Awesome Screwing" hah, this rules. i gotta print this out, and leave copies of it laying around at work :)
Sent in by: _missy_
"BBCNews - Hole in Chat Software Fixed" this is exactly why you should never rush to upgrade anything..
Sent in by: Snoopstah
 
February 19th
"Click2Houston - Man Flies Over Building in SUV Crash" Haha, looks like jeeps are worse then Explorers when it comes to flipping, On the fords, the tires explode and the truck flips, with the jeeps, they flip, and eject the driver heh.

"Excite - USA Targets Deceptive 'Miss Cleo' Psychic TV Ads" YES GET THIS BITCH OFF MY TV. PLEASE!

"CNN - Microsoft Must Give States Windows Code" why do i get the strangest feeling that microsoft would rather leave the US then release the source to windows.. unless ms gets all funny, and hands over the source to win3.11 for workgroups or something :) heh.

"TechTV - A Very Candid Camera" OooooOooO Now this would be fun at parties. --PANTY HUNTER--

"YouCanSave - Portable Lie Detector" this kinda crap is soo lame. "BUY THIS LIE DETECTOR. <may not actually detect lies>" heh. read the fine print :)
Sent in by: Tom
"Worst Typo Ever" rofl.
Sent in by: _missy_
"BBCNews - Spanish Inquisition into Invasion Gaffe" HEADLINES: BRITIAN INVADES SPAIN, FRENCH SURRENDER (if you dont get it, read a history book, that encompasses WWII).
Sent in by: Atlaz
 
February 18th
"Excite - Man Charged With Faking Death in Sept. 11 Attack" when will people learn, to stop faking deaths and blaming it on terrorism. This is sooo like 3 months ago..

"CNN - The Brave New OS of the Future" heh, a neat article on MS's new Corporate OS, i like the Distributed File System idea, but the rest i could live without.

"FoxNews - Boy Run Over by Train, Survives" Now this is one lucky kid, if i was him, i would have bought a lottery ticket the next day. but thats just me.

"Laser Diagnostics - Star Trek Style" Fun with really expensive toys, and a really inexpensive NCC 1701C model heh.

"TeleZapper - Keeps Telemarketers Out" uhm, i seriously doubt this works, since most telemarketers who call me, are actual people, looking through the phone book dialing numbers in alphabetical order. ah well. maybe its different in the states.. but this smells like snake oil to me :)
Sent in by: Tom
"The Porn King" hah, Advice from the porn king. this rules.. :)
Sent in by: _missy_
"eBay - Penis Dildo Copper Handgun Lighter" i dont know what to say...
Sent in by: Ultra
 
February 17th
"Nando Times - Convicted Murderer Sues for Sex Change Operation" hah, read below, if this guy/girl wins, i'll have to retract that statement :) jhehehe.

"Excite - Taxpayers Paying to Remove Swastika Tattoo" god.. this would only happen in canada. You would never see the US Government paying to have a Racist tattoo removed from an inmate... this kinda shit makes me sick.. they should have just filled in the rest of him with ink, it would have been cheaper..

"CNN - Heinz Launches Chocolate Fries" i think im gonna be sick,. how dare heinz defile my beloved french fries by mixing in unpure chocolate (and misc. blue stuff).. heh

"FoxNews - Great White May Arouse Shark Love" YES! Barry White Rules. Hell anyone can score with barry white playing in the background.

"Profile Toner - Exercises" heh, k, this may seem kinda lame, but scroll down about 1/2 way down through the page, till you see the exercises, watch number #2, its begging to have a wang added to it :)
Sent in by: Tom
"Funny Pictures - New Barbie" rofl, I'm sure i've posted these before, but never the complete set at once :)
Sent in by: _missy_
"Reuters - Jet At Airport Sends Passing Taxi Flying" damn sux to be this guy..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
 
February 16th
whoops. looks like i screwed up some of yesterday's links, there fixed.. i really gotta stop drinking before i do an update, heh..
.Creator

"Nintendo - Sonic the HedgeHog Reports his First Day of Work at Nintendo" heh, i dunno if this is really cool, or really gay. Cuz this seems a bit too political, like, mario should be riding sonic around like a horse. With Sonic kicking, and bucking, trying to get him off.. Now that would be funny.

"TheRegister - Best Buy Offers, Withdraws $129 GeForce-4" heh, gotta love it when a company makes a mistake, then refuses to back-up, or "make things right" when customers try to take advantage of this "mistake"

"CNN - Net Access Reaches Final Frontier" YES! Finally! a true Geeks ISP~ wait, this is totally gay...

"Ain't It CoolNews - Futurama, a Thing of the Past?" yeah, i've heard this from a couple different sources. Futurama is not being picked up by Fox next season. But this doesn't mean that it will be cancelled, just that it wont be shown on fox anymore. i hope global picks it up. cuz i'd miss futurama if it was gone :\
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"Albino Sheep - Tunak" YES ANOTHER INDIAN MUSIC VIDEO~ i love the bill cosby part, cuz they got the neck movement down pat!
Sent in by: _missy_
"Britney Vibrating Pocket Pussy" ROFL. this has to be fake :)
Sent in by: Atlaz
 
February 15th
"Go2Net News - Scientists Find Jurassic Age Dinosaur Vomit" MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!@ I CAN NOW DIE!

"Ted Cavers Web Page" whoa, this is kinda wierd, its the story of a caver (or bungspelunker sp?) anyway, the pictures are neato..

"Something Awful - Internet Homie Sez" heh, one thing i have for the SaGoon's, is respect, they may be super lame, but they sure do come up with some funny shit.

"Lemming Doctor" this has to be the lamest website i've seen all month..

"The Blue Marble" OoOOoO Pretty satelite photos :)
Sent in by: Perlandra
"ClubPlanet - A Well Hung Jury Indeed" heh, more of the Huge Wang'd Plushy's heh. I think there called Penis Pals or something.
Sent in by: _Missy_
"The Last Unicorn by Ian G." heh, k this sucks. but i love the fact that in the last pane, the kid has a "unicorn dildo on his head". heh
Sent in by: Maidenhed