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 "Rice
Plane.jpg" heh, Type-R F16 :)   |
| "StompTokyo
- Barry's Temple of Godzilla" GODZILLA RULES (and
not the 1998 hollywood version, I'm talking about the 1970's, Man-in-a-rubber-suit
Godzilla.. If you dont know what im talking about, you need to go out
and rent the entire series from your local cocksmasher.. |
| "eBay
- Bounty Hunter Boots" What the fuck? It looks like
these were designed for a gay vampire? |
| "Wired
- They Want Their ID Chips Now" k, geeky familys
are totally lame... case in point.. |
| "CNet
- Desktop Chip to Power Toshiba Notebook" uhm this
is cool and everything, but i hate laptops. there too sucky, the whole
"Cpu Throttle" idea where if a laptop cpu gets too hot, it
cools itself down by lowering its mhz, which means if you buy a p2-366mhz
laptop, and a p4-1.2ghz laptop, after about 30mins, they'll both function
at the same speed :\. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Ninja
Lesson - How to look like a ninja, On a budget"
GHAHAHAH Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Super
Greg Dildo" JESUS THATS A BIG DONG~ Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "The
Stinkers.com - The 100 Worst Movies of all Time" uhm..
i thought Ace Ventura 2 was a pretty good movie......... I guess that
says something about my taste in movies heh. |
| "CNN
- Iran's Khatami Backs Anti-US Protest" uhm, is
it just me, or is anyone else getting totally sick and shit tired of
all this anti terrorist crap.. frankly, i think *WE* as in North America
should go over there, to the middle east. and claim it as vacation land,
it can be "Florida II". But thats just my opinion.. |
| "Wiggles
- Suck his dick for money" heh, wiggles is one of
the more funny/fucked up comics out there, this ones pretty good :) |
| "I
Love Bacon -City of Cumming" *snicker* Sent in by: Servo
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| "Origami
Underground" ROFL, how to make naughty origami.
hehe Sent in by: _missy_
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| "The
Solar System Simulator" heh, this is pretty cool,
i must say, out of all the lame .gov sites out there, nasa.gov rules..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "UserFriendly
- Just Installed XP" its good to know, Userfriendly
is still totally homosexual.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "eBay
- Labia Rake - Do It YourSelf At Home Kit" rofl.
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| "Excite
- Helicopter Sex Claim Investigated" hah, i can
honestly say. im jealous. i've never had sex in the back of a helicopter,
But it wasn't moving :\.. So I think my sex in a shopping cart has them
beat, cuz atleast i was moving.. i wonder if these navy kids can beat
that.. heh. |
| "ABCNews
- The Science of Love" heh. A little late for Valentines
day, but i blame me. im way to backed up for links. like god knows how
many i have in the "que" heh |
| "MSNBC
- eBay's Figurine Scandal" this guy rules. he builds
up a big name on the ebay circuit, then he sells almost a 1/2 a million
in items, gets paid for them, then takes off. i wanna be that guy :)
heheh. |
| "Elvis.jpg"
What the fuck is wrong with this cat? Sent in by: Ultra
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| "Connoisseurs
of Cock" ghah. now this is leet. A WELL HUNG JURY
INDEED! Sent in by: _missy_
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| "StarTrek
Wedding" uih, this is a bit too geeky for me.. cept
those "brides maids" are pretty hot. but i think there underage
:\.. OMG Make sure you check out the Reception pictures. I've never
seen such a large Lot of losers in my whole life.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Congress Considers New Kind of Draft" frankly,
i think the draft is a great idea. make it like StormShip Troopers,
where you have to be a "Citizen" to do anything cool in world.
and the only way you can become a Citizen is by joining the military..
hell, it worked in the movies :) |
| "Excite
- National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort" This
has to be the best idea i've ever heard.. i'd love to get paid for sitting
on my ass. |
| "Super
Glue for Wound Closure" hehe. I've had to do this
before, but if you do it wrong, and the glue gets INSIDE the cut, it
hurts like a bitch trying to get it out.. heh. |
| "Nola
- Judge Throws Out Ban on Rave Gear" heh, now this
is good. attempting to ban glow sticks and pacifiers to cut down on
drug use at raves; dont get me wrong, as much i hate glow sticks, pacifiers
and Visor's, this isn't how you stop drug use.. just start aggressively
busting kids. thats what i'd do.. make them scared to be high at raves..
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| "Canoe.ca
- Boy Cried Woof" i dont understand why this is
on the "international" news.. it seems pretty lowclass to
me.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"Pimpin'
& Whorin' for Dummies" haha
Take note of our special sections concerning things like:Sent in by: _missy_
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| "CarDesignNews
- Rinspeed Presto 2002" this is the stupidest idea
for a car i've ever seen.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "LandOverBaptist
- Baby Jesus Blowout" lol, new Land Over Baptist
heh |
| "CNN
- NewYork to eBay - Stop Selling WTC Items" YES!
Making money off other peoples misfortunes. THAT RULES. wait.. no it
doesn't. especially if theyre dead.. Update - Also See "Excite - Man Admits Stealing at WTC Site, Dressed as Fireman"
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| "CheapFlights
- To Outer Space" OoOoOOoOO Cheap flights to space!
-- MUST SAVE UP, TO CRASH SPACE SHIP INTO AFAGHASTAN |
| "Yahoo
- Man Stabbed with Swordfish in Fight" ROFL, when
i heard this on the news, i couldn't stop laughin, since apparently
both of these fisher man were from Nova Scotia hehe. but i love it "Both
men were drunk, according to police" :) Sent in by: Satan
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"The
NecroBones Evil Test" heh, this test is pretty long,
and the red text is incredibly hard on the eyes. but i stuck it out,
and scored.....
Your EVIL Test ResultsBAH! Fairly evil, Dont make me prove it.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "FlightSim.jpg"
this is what happens when you have too much money (but not
enough to afford your own plane. heh). Sent in by: _spectre_
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| "Image
Puzzle" heh. yet another optical illusion or something
heh. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "FoxNews
- Corpse Recovery Could Last Months" i dont know
what to say, chances are everyone has heard about this, this just seems
so wrong to me. so very wrong. like, stealing money from people is one
thing, but taking money in exchange for services rendered to dead bodies
(in which these services would never be completed) is another. I guess
i have respect for the dead.. frankly i think this Ray Marsh guy should
see the electric chair, or atleast becomes someones bitch (being bought
and sold for a pack of smokes) in prison. |
| "CNN
- Rental Car Firm Ordered to Stop GPS Speeding Fine"
uh, i thought they had to do this ages ago?. or is this just the finalization,
and redistribution of fines?. ah well, this big brother crap really
has to go.. |
| "Excite
- Official Charged With Shopping Spree" hah, you
know, in my years i've known some pretty stupid people, but never have
i even *HEARD* of anyone this stupid, she has enough sense to commit
digital fraud (via misuse of government debt card), but then she goes
and uses it to buy lingerie. She was asking to get caught. |
| "ABCNews
- Karaoke Karnage" Karaoke is evil, i dont know
why karaoke bars exist, they just seem so wrong to me... |
| "Lebonze<"
Alright i dont really get this site, but its kinda cool,
except for that every link you click seems to automagically open a new
browser window, but besides that its pretty neat. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "The
Official and Authorized, Jimmy The Superfly Snuka Website"
JIMMY LIVES!~ Warning, homosexual midi music when you enter the site. Sent in by: _spectre_
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| "The
Blur Building" hah, this idea rules. frankly i'd
love for my house to have a thick mist/fog around it, but everything
else about this article is kinda funky. give it a read, its cool Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "FoxNews
- Bad Guy Stereotype Face PC Pressure" heh, now
this is good. the ethnic community is now trying to get all the bad
guy stereotypes off the silver screen. frankly if you ask me. history
tells us who' the real enemy is, whether its the germans, iraqi's or
afaghastan. how often do you see the swedish portrayed as the enemy?
never.. thats cuz they have never done anything aggressive towards anyone.
thats just my opinion... |
| "Wired
- The BullWinkle Defence System" rofl, this is just
like canada, take a perfectly good military weapon, and use it to save
animal lives. Thats soo politically correct... |
| "News.com
- A Genius and his Machine" whoa a history of babbage,
this is a must for any computer geek. -- just think of him as a the
granddaddy of free porn :) |
| "TheLouisville
Channel - First Grader Crashes Family Car" i think
the USA should seriously impose some kind of sanctions against florida,
cuz it seems to be full of total idiots, first they can't figure out
the voting machines, then a father lets his 7yr old kid drive his car....
anyone else see soemthing wrong with this? |
| "McBurgers.com"
*snicker* Sent in by: Satan
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| "BogBeast.com"
heh, this is pretty funny, and the flash is pretty good. Sent in by: Missy
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| "Salon
- `N Sync' Bass in Talks for Space Trip" FOR THE
LOVE OF PISSCHRIST, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE BLOW UP THIS ROCKET WHEN ITS
IN THE AIR~ SO WE CAN BE RID OF ONE OF THOSE WHINEY `N SYNC BITCH BOYS~?@! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "FoxNews
- Supermarket Offers Black History Month Special on Fried Chicken"
didn't i already post this? |
| "eBay
- FlufferNutter" uhm i dont get it? am i missing
something?
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| "Abandoned
House of the Week" wierd. |
| "SouthBend
News - 11yr old Shoots, Kills Assailant Threatening his Grandmother"
LOCK UP YOUR GUNS ~ |
| "Twinkie
Del Mar" i think im gonna go vomit.. *blech~* Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "Exercise
Your Vagina (kegel-excercises)" heh, make sure you
pass this one out to your gf/wife/etc. :) Sent in by: quj
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| "ZDNet
- Millions at risk from Chat Flaw" heres kinda a
prelim- article, followup from yesterday. Sent in by: CrimeWave
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