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 "Ananova
- Wife Says Ventrilquist Dummy is ruining marriage"
heh, when your husband is more interested in a wooden doll, then your
hot female body, you know theres some issues. Maybe this guy has the
pinochio pedophile fetish. (or see phobia listing below :)   |
| "MSNBC
- Court Shuts down .usa Scam" heh, .usa domain names..
this is so bad. what kind of morons buy these "pre-release" domains,
even when the .biz came out, everyone should have been skeptical. Giving
out your credit card information over the internet is never a good idea;
especially when your not getting anything in return. |
| "Mlive
- 7 Year Old's Invention Earns Trip to Utah" uh,
this is nothing new. i've done stuff like this at camp, i just didn't
try to get it patented.. (god damnit, i such a retart...) |
| "eBay
- LoveCraft Cthulhu Ouija Board" i think this whole
Cthulhu thing is going too far.. |
| "Capoeriagame"
heh this is supergay in slowm0, but pretty cool at speed
4-5 :) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "I
Think I Gave You Aids.com - Free Evil Email Addresses"
k, first off, the domain is kinda tasteless, but funny :) second of
all these rule any hotmail.com email on the planet.. Sent in by: sod
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| "Time.com
- Phobias From A to Z" whoa~ theres some really
neat ones. i should really hit a psyciatrist, and get like a bunch of
these on paper, so i can work from home and stuff heh. but some of these
are totally hilarious. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Applied
Math - LED Security Violation (pdf)" This is a followup
to the LED Security violation article i post a few days back. which
really straightens out the story. |
| "CNN
- Sun Sues Microsoft" heh, nothing like sun bitching
and complaining that microsoft didn't include there java runtimes in
windowsXP. |
| "Oida
Media - The Cube" heh, a rubix cube online, didn't
someone do this before? i swear i remember something like this, but
in java or something, anyway, it would be way cooler if they messed
it all up, so you can fix it instead of having to mix it up, then fix
it yourself.. (i think this is cuz im lazy heh.).. |
| "Hardware
Central - Intel Redesigns the Desktop Again" hah,
the Intel P4 4.0GHz has to be liquid cooled, damn intel sux. what happened
to the heatsink less days of the 286? Bring Back the 286~ |
| "Brains
4 Zombies.com" heh, did i already post this? Sent in by: Brill
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| "House
of Apology Pits" ghahah now this is a survey i can
do. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "CNN
- Thousands Seek Citizenship in Net Country" heh,
god this net country shit sounds lame.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| Ah,
looks like everything has been cleared up after my move, my web provider
updated my account, so i can upload from here, and everything should
be cool.. if theres any problems let me know. |
| "Excite
- Twins Killed in Identical Road Accidents" heh
this is pretty wierd. |
| "MSNBC
- Stolen Card Data Surfaces on Web Site" Now this sucks.
nothing like getting your wallet stolen, and as if thats not bad enough,
then the would be theifs then post all your information online, for
the world to search through, and inspect.. Also, this is why I frequently
search for my first and last name on the internet, just to see if anyone
has posted anything about me. heh. |
| "Unique
Movie Cars" WHOA I CAN OWN A BATMOBILE!@ |
| "Excite
- Online Porn Site, Dupes US Army" did i already
post this? i can't remember if i have posted this, or if i was gonna..
*shrug* Sent in by: Cytezen J
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| "Wierd
and Most common Names of Pubs in the UK" heh these
rule.. :) Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Hypnotic
Seduction.com" rofl Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Security
is Important - rec.humor. funny" hehe, i find this
kinda funny, but im sure some hardcore geeks would be laughing there
asses off after reading this. |
| "CNN
- Microsoft Says Xbox Scratching won't Force Recall"
heh, gotta love how MS caters to the Japanese public, but not the american/canadian
public. but i love how they made the controllers smaller, hell if anyone
has a picture of how much smaller it is, send it to me, i'll post it
up. |
| "Excite
- Grave Diggers Dug Up More then Just the Turf"
grave robbers. they should be put to death. People who dont have respect
for the dead should definatly be prosecuted to the fullest extent of
the law. You'd think people would learn, after hearing about that crematory
guy in the states just stashing bodies everywhere, that it doesn't pay
to screw around with the dead.. |
"FoxNews
- Crematory Incinerator Working; Corpse Pics Found on Computer"
JESUS 339 bodies found. I'm surprized this guy is still alive himself.
I wonder how long it will be before he's assassinated.
"Magistrate Judge Jerry Day, noting more charges were likely, denied Marsh bail for a third time. Prosecutors said they were worried Marsh might be killed if released. "
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| "SupraForums
- Yellow Bird" rofl, the might a well, paint big
"L"s on there foreheads.. Sent in by: Mithrus
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| "Gay
and Lesbian Shopping for Rainbow Pride - Bill Doll" ghahahha
i think i know what im buying for all my straight male friends on there
birthdays, from now on Sent in by: _Missy_
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| "SaltLake
Tribune - Agents Charged in Sexual Assualt" owned.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| K,
god knows if you guys will actually see this, but if you do, it means
my Home office move worked. otherwise, im missing work, and fucking
around trying to get my piece-o-shit computers up and running; But hopefully
everything will go well. so keep your fingers crossed for me.. Even
though its kinda redundant, since if you see this, everything is ok..
*shrug* im a retart... .Creator
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| "Excite
- Slight Problem with New Submarine - It Leaks"
hah, leave it to canada, to spend 750million, on a sub, that leaks..
you'd think they'd have an inspection process or something that would
keep them from buying a 'dud' of a submarine.. |
| "CNN
- Report: Spies May Read LED Lights" This is such
bullshit, you can't read information from a blinking led on a computer.
take for example, an IDE LED on a motherboard, it doesn't blink (on
and off) with every bit of data, it only lights up when theres activity,
so its not sending all the data through the LED. GO PROPAGANDA! NEVER
BELIEVE THE MEDIA. |
| "BBCNews
- Hacking with a Pringles Tube" heh, hacking with
a can of pringles, i must admit, im tempted to get a wireless access
point for my home lan, but thats only cuz i'd be 23floors up, in a concrete
building, so the chances of anyone snooping me with a can of pringles
is less likely heh. but yeh, gotta love those mcguiver type guys, who
can use a peice of chewed bubble gum and a coat hanger to "hack the
gibson" heh, |
| "Yahoo
- Bank Slips-Up, Directs Savers to Men-Only Site"
HEH_OOPS! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CheezeRacing.com"
ghha, this should be called "fun at barbeques with cheeze"
Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Olympic
Close up.mpeg" this just shows how far back logged
my links are :\. im too slow at posting Sent in by: Servo
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| "ABCNews
- Only a Matter of Time" OoOoOO time travel, you
know what i love, when they publish story's like this, there all theory,
it just lets your brain do all the thinking. its cool, god, im such
a geek.. lemme get some taped up glasses. |
| "CNN
- Hacker Claims Worm Meant to Combat Sexism" this
is the biggest cop-out i've ever seen. when a "hacker" gets caught,
they dont make excuses why they did it... LAME... |
| "Digital
Mass - Microsoft Pushes Windows for Automobiles"
heh, this is pretty cool, in car computers are rad, especially if they
run a modified pocket PC OS, since you can run just about anything on
a Pocket PC, but yeh, the only thing that sucks, is if your cars computer
would crash, or lockup. heh.. |
| "MSNBC
- HighSpeed Internet Usage Soars" now it depends
how they marked this, cuz my broadband connect stays online all day,
i never disconnect. so 24hours a day, 365days a year, im connected,
now im not really using it 100% of the time. so i wouldn't trust these
figures (not that it matters anyway, since no one cares heh).. |
| "Official
Wife Beater Clothing" Whoa, more cool shirts that
i dont own. *buy buy buy* Sent in by: Peter Y.
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| "Bill
Ward - Lego Man" OH MY GOD THIS GUY RULES, check
out all his cool lego shizz.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "WFAA
- Woman Accused of Hitting a Man, Leaving him to Die on Windshield"
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICANS??!
Updated: Also see FoxNews here Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Canoe
- UFO Sightings in Canada" heh, notice which province
reported the largest number of UFO sightings? BC. The marijuana capital
of canada. heh. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! |
| "CNN
- Oops! Its the 'Britney' E-mail Worm" WHEN WILL
PEOPLE LEARN~? DONT CLICK THE EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO HAVE NEKKID PICS
OF BRITNEY IN THEM!
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| "Stick
Figure Death - Max Payne" lol, max payne rules.
i remember playing it for 8hours a day, for a full week while at work
(yup, they were paying me to play max payne. man that ruled). anyway
this is another Stick Figure Death theatre thingy, so enjoy :) |
| "Galaktek
Entertainment" GHAHAH. Why can't i meet cool ass
chicks like these?
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| "The
Site - Are you an Animal in Bed?" heh, according
to this, im a "Rabbit" in bed. heh. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Car
and Driver Review - Caddy Big and Tall" Rofl. You
know a car must really suck, when Car and Driver makes this much fun
of it :) Sent in by: Brill
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| "TekHead
Forums - Ultimate Geekiness - Egg Cooker PC" heh,
i was waiting for this. Infact, if i had an extra cpu around, i would
have done it myself.. but alas, no free time (other then just enough
to keep this site updated). so someone beat me to it :). (its pretty
cool anyway). Sent in by: _missy_
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