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March 31st
"FoxNews - Do Music and Movies Corrupt U.S. Kids?" Uh.. Yes?. This is a stupid question. I must admit i don't watch Much TV anymore, and I don't listen to the radio (or at least any music station). Because I got so fed up with all the shit that was on Much Music, all these gangsta rappers flashing womens "booty", and preaching about "busting out my gat, and cappin' some cops", this is the kinda crap that we should be living without. A few weeks ago, I was getting gas at a local gas station, fillin up my truck, and i saw this kid; wearing a Blue bandana, and as he walked past, I noticed he had a Red Bandana in his back pocket (hanging out). And I just wanted to beat his ass, Since I know (from watching CNN and stuff) that Red and Blue, are the colors of the Bloods and Crips (gangs from California), and this kid was obviously not one, and for attempting to immitate both sides, he deserved to be taught a lesson. But then i remembered, i had cold beer at home, That needed to b! e drank. So instead of learnin' this kid, i got drunk.. by myself..

"BBCNews - Giant Octopus Puzzles Scientists" K, this is cool, Giant Octopus's rule. especially ones that attack ships and coastal cities, like in those 1950's B-movies.

"MSNBC - Jaws, be Gone!" heh I wonder what affect this will have on smaller fish and crustations? It'll prolly fry all the slower moving fish heh.

"CNN - Eight Moroccans Charge in Italian Probe" Whoa! this is kinda cool/freaky.

"Lexus Forums - Test Drive Accident" whoa. now thats a pretty rough accident..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"Icy Hot Stuntaz - REAL SITE" hah, heres the original site :) hahah (followup to the link posted 2 days ago) heh
Sent in by: Cytezen J
"Beyond the Case Mod" k, this is a bit much..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
March 30th
"FoxNews - Report Confirms Burning Jetfuel Brought Down WTC" Yeah, honestly, I am pretty surprized that the buildings handled the attacks so well. But it would have been cool to see the fire suppression systems Kick in, and have a Huge Hydrogen blast, as the water vapourized :)

"BBCNews - Can Watching Television Make You Violent" This is such bullshit, When I was younger, I watched like 4-5Hours perday of TV. And I'm not a homocidal maniac (well, not really..)

"MSNBC - Big Bucks for Digital Bits" this is old news? i thought CNN did an article on this like a year ago, saying that the average user in everquest makes about 3.6$/hour playing everquest. so technically, one can easily make the money that it costs them to play, simply by playing for a few hours a day. (frankly my time is worth way more then 3.6$/hour, so I refuse to waste my time playing EQ). heh.

"Excite - Stolen Truck Leaves Long Trail of Donuts" *snicker* its like the story of hansel and grettle only theres a robbery involved heh..

"Farmer Girls.com" hah definatly not work safe... but i doubt anyone is working today :)
Sent in by: _Filth_
"Bunny - GO!" whoa this is pretty neat, i dont really know how to describe it.. but happy easter..
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Rice PhotoShopper" "bling bling" heheh
Sent in by: `Nemesis
 
March 29th
"FoxNews - Speedy Gonzales Caged by the Cartoon Network" God. this is taking policatical correctness to a new low. Find me a mexican who's offended by this, and i'll punch them in the face. if anything the mexican's should be happy, 'their mouse' was one of the fastest (next to the RoadRunner) cartoon characters in history.. damn mexicans sux.

"Kung-Fu Chess" Rofl, this rules

"Excite - Naked Radio Stunt Broke Rules, Watchdog Says" Gahah, This rules. i wish i could listen to this radio station, nothing like seeing a nekkid man first thing, on your morning commute. :)

"eBay - Matrox M3D, The Worlds Worst 3D Accellerator" ROFL, God matrox back in the mid 90's made shit 3D Accelerators, now mind you, there 2D cards ruled. but they couldn't do a 3D chip for the life of them.. My question is.. why is Leonard Nemoy packaged with it?

"AlterNet - Maxim Overdrive" Maximsux. I dont understand these mens magazines.. and its just like them to pull a stunt like this.
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Boring Page" heh
Sent in by: mkow
"Icy Hot Stuntaz" rofl. these homo's rule. i love how the shotgun is badly photoshop'd into the pic :) hehe. Grafitti sites rule..
Sent in by: Tom
 
March 28th
"Stuff National News - Toddler Attacks Strangers with Toy Truck" ROFL, and the oneliner that makes me laugh even more..
She told Truth: "You wouldn't think a little bastard like that could cause so much horror. I read somewhere that's how terrorists are bred.
*snicker*

"The Register - Three New MS Security Holes - 2 Nasty" Microsoft really needs to work on there security....

"Beaterz - Jap Van" oh god. this is going a bit far...

"Hitachi to Market xScale PDAs with Built in Wireless LAN" Whoa, these little bastards look leet.

"Star Tribune - Woman Sues Nintendo for Death of Son" k this sounds all innocent and shit until you see how old the "kid" is..
Sent in by: ^doom
"PittNews - Hard-Shelled" hah this rules. i want a big lobster suite...
Sent in by: Atlaz
"Accommodator" k, this isn't work friendly.. but my question is... why do things like this exist..
Sent in by: Sirhugh
 
March 27th
"Northern Lights - Japanese Scientist Makes Frog Eyes" Whoa, this is cool, Modified Cloning for fun and profit :)

"Yahoo - Thumbs are the New Fingers for Gameboy Youth" heh, we're mutating. heh. I WANT ANOTHER ARM PLZ THX

"Excite - Pop-up Toilets to Cut Street Urination" hah, Street urination.... I never thought any government would pay to have Telescoping Toilets installed, to hinder midnight peeing.. heh. Silly Brits.. yeh and watch for those pesky gay popups. im half tempted to stop visiting excite because of them..

"FoxNews - Britney Spears Not 'in an intense Relationship with Anyone'" hah. Britneysux.

"The Rotunda - Fat Sexual Positions" take note of the spelling, its not "Phat Sexual Positions".. heh. Now theres no pictures, but its still pretty bad, just reading about it.
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
"Homer Simpson Sound Board" heh. Homer at his best.
Sent in by: John M.
"Puss.wmv" a parody of belinda shorts video
Sent in by: SirHugh
 
March 26th
"Penny Arcade - Ursine Adventures" lol, this is the the funniest penny arcade i've seen, for quite some time. infact, i dont think i've ever laughed out loud at a penny arcade before..

"BBCNews - Chips to Fight Kidnapping" Uh yeh.. does anyone else find anything wrong with this? First off, the medic alert type deal, thats smart, putting your whole medical history under your skin. it would be great for soldiers in wars, so they could easily be scanned once theyre injured, so that the doctors/surgeons will know exactly what he's allergic to (etc). But this whole tracking this can easily backfire. Especially if someone else gets ahold of the tracking information. Digital Stalking anyone?

"eBay - Rare Japanese Bootleg Star Wars Condoms" hah, Bootleg condoms.. for some reason. i wouldn't trust these things to keep my wang wrapped up...

"CNN - Swede Pedalsa New Car Concept" Uh, why the hell would you bother converting a dual pedal system (gas/brake) into a single pedal design. What kind of pansy says "Moving my foot from pedal to pedal is too difficult... Waah waah. I'm a big baby". If the pedals are too tough on your feet, maybe you shouldn't be driving you Neutral Chocolate bastard..

"Chalingo.com - Raising the Internet to New Lows" heh, this guy's pretty funny, and it turns out he works with a friend of mine. heh.
Sent in by: John M.
"Hessian Love" ROFL. this is hilarious. READ NOW!
Sent in by: _missy_
"Microwave Portable PC" see, this is how computers should be evolving. Hell, if this shit is even near economical, i'd be all over it. fuck my ipaq, gimme some real processor power to put in my pocket.
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
 
March 25th
"Newgrounds - The Final Dump" heh. im not quite sure what to say, except that this prolly isn't very work friendly...

"USAToday - Ooops Britney Didn't Do it After All" damnit, if theres one thing that could have been good about that movie, it would have been seeing britney's titney's.. ah well britsux.

"Silly Drew and the Pepper McGowan Doll" uh. does anyone else find this abit wierd?.

"Germ Tech Labratories" uh What the hell is this site for?.

"Ritalin-O's" heheh. more fun with photoshop :) I love the look on this kids face, its hyper and constipated at the same time.. heh
Sent in by: Sirhugh
"Inspirational Sports Statues" YES JESUS IS STALKING YOU TOO!
Sent in by: _missy_
"Darwin Awards - Pending - Man's Return to Tree's Fails" *snicker*
Sent in by: quj
 
March 24th
"MSNBC - AOL Mail, Good for Others, But not itself" Rofl, AOL sucks so bad. You've gotta read this. its way too good to be true. AOL's Mail client/server is a piece of shit, i've designed systems that would be way better then this crappy attempt at a mail gateway.

"Excite - SchoolChildren Strip Searched" what the hell is wrong with you americans?!

"ZDNet - Meet the Chip That Will Revolutionize Digital Photography" OoOoo Cool technology, that we may actually see in the consumer market, i was gonna pick up a mini-DV cam soon, but i think i'll put it off, cuz this shit sounds way cool.

"CNN - Fossil Skull Fuels Debate Over Human Origin" DAMNIT, why can't they show me the differences between the skulls, thats the info i really wanna see. dont tell me about it. get some kid to do a 3D rendering and have it displayed on the website...

"The Emotional Tampon" ROFLMAO! This is the funniest thing i've seen all month.. You've gotta read this. its hilarious.
Sent in by: Brill
"Flinging Poo, At Kids In the Zoo" heh. MonkeyBone anyone?
Sent in by: _missy_
"Jesus - With You Always" you know, after looking at like 4 of these pics, its really rather unsettling. i dunno if it will have the same effect on you guys, but this makes me think that jesus is watching me when i spank it. and when i fart in the elevator...
Sent in by: Perlandra
 
March 23rd
"Excite - Woman Bites off Husbands Genitals" OH MY GOD! k, this is why i dont wanna get married, if you piss off yer wife, she'd eat your balls, but if you piss off yer girlfriend, she'll just pack up her shit and leave.. which would you prefer? heh

"MSNBC - Asteroid Takes Earth by Surprize" heh looks like all our "Starwars" defence systems suck wang, if we can't see whats coming at us :) heh Sux2BeUs

"CNN - Sony Robot Sings, Dances and Isn't Cheap" Whoa, this little guy sounds badass, with a 60,000 word vocabulary, its smarter then most of the people i went to highschool with.

"Wired - Games Elevate Hate to a New Level" bah! see, when these white supremists make these games, they should let you play the minority, so you can run around and kill all the rednecks :)

"AYUP Online Magazine" this is kinda bizzare. i think... its more wierd.. but i dont know how to describe it..
Sent in by: _missy_
"Statesman - Wild Party Girls Video Maker Must Pay SWT Student" heh, this is why i dont get drunk enough to get nekkid in public. although. i have been known to take off my pants at a few indoor parties. but i wouldn't be ashamed of those pictures :)
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"MSNBC - MIT Gets Grant to Develop Futuristic Battle Uniform" you know, this technology is super cool. I think i posted something like this (from MIT) ages ago, but that was all "Hey we think we can do this", whereas this article is "We're doing this...."
Sent in by: Brill
 
March 22nd
"FoxNews - Pamela Anderson Has Hepatitis C" Rofl, Pam Lee Anderson has Herpes HAHAH
Anderson, who currently stars on the show VIP and is dating bad boy metal-rap star Kid Rock, claimed she contracted the disease by sharing a tattoo needle with her ex-husband, Tommy Lee.
although, you can also transmit this via having sex.. so you'd think that she'd have gotten it that way (since she has 2 kids with tommy lee). *shrug* she's tainted now, and no longer a sex symbol in my mind.. does anyone else find it wierd, that the word "Tit" is contained in "HepaTITis" ? heh
"Pong: The Text Based Game" K, i dunno if this is so obscure that its cool, or if its so far out there its gay.. Your call :)

"Excite - Porn Star's Husband Detained in Possible Murder" HAH, Lolo Ferrari, what a disgusting woman. Hell i prolly would have killed her, i saw some pron of her like when she had normal boobs, and she was actually a rather attractive girl. but its amazing what 4 years of pron and silicon can do to a woman, in her last years, she looked like she beaten pretty badly, and had terrible veiny titties..

"The Top - Resident Evil" once again, this could be cool, i think its kinda funny. but i've been drinking too much to actually determine if anyone else would find this to be cool heh

"Who Would Buy That.com" hah, these rule. make sure you check the archives. some of this stuff is hideous..
Sent in by: _missy_
"F L O W" hehe, wait for it... wait for it....
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Yahoo - Man Kills Boss, Turns Her Into Pepper Soup" Go Cannibals!
Sent in by: P0rk