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 "Excite
- Waste Not, Want Not as Sewage Turns to Snow" Uh, just
the thought of "drinking sewage water" just makes my stomache turn (well,
due to my crappy digestive system, its always turning, so i dont know
if this actually counts.)   |
| "Torus
and Klein Bottle Games" This is neat Free games for us
who arn't allowed to install shit on our pc's at work. |
| "ZDNet
- Bill Gates --April Fool!" Rofl, nothing like getting
fooled by a couple frenchy radio heads ;) heh |
| "Knock
Knock Jokes" NOW YOU TOO CAN BE THE MOST ANNOYING
FUCK AT YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.. |
| "Wired
- Have iPOD witll Secretly Bootleg" you know, as
much as i hate Apple (computers) I must say, they really did a good
job with the iPod. its pretty leet, one of my Mac' buddy's has one.
Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Bush
Girls" *Shudder*.. But notice, the one with bush
on the pink car? That pink car is a 1972 Dodge Challenger (like mine,
cept' mine ain't faggy pink.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "The
Goth Workout" rofl, this one is for all you goth
kids out there :). Sent in by: Matik
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| "MSNBC
- Two-Way Pagers Fight Terrorism" Is it just me.. or
is everything being used to "Fight Terrorism" nowadays (NEW TABLE CLOTH
INVENTED, DESIGNED TO FIGHT TERRORISM). infact, im really getting sick
and tired of hearing about terrorism. if it was that important, the
americans would liquify the middle east. ah well.
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| "Excite
- Rude Americans Seen Proliferating" I can totally vouch
for this, when i was in NYC 8months ago, everyone in a car, was a fucken
dick (even the girls). cutting people off, shooting at each other. the
whole nine yards. And thats prolly the only reason, i havn't jumped
the border to work..
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| "Pornography
404" heh, gotta love what people do with "404 not found"
error screens heh.
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| "FoxNews
- GM Recalling 1.9 Million Cars" k, NEVER BUY A GM~,
Theres 2 car makers that i plan on staying FAR away from.. 1.. Ford..
They make the most shitty trucks on the planet.. 2.. GM/Chevy.. They
just suck, nothing they make is anygood..
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| "ErniesHouseofWhoopass
- Full Dishwasher" Now thats alotta dongs.. (prolly
not work safe) Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Offensive
Apparel for All Ages" hah, MORE T-SHIRTS I DONT
OWN.. MUST BUY.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "512Productions
- Get Shloshd Beer" heh . more fun flash :) Sent in by: Hellraver
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| "Nerve.com
- Life's Work, Mr. Clean" heh an interesting article
about the life styles of a jizz mopper (the ones who mop the porno booths)
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| "Excite
- Vampire Rapist Commits Suicide" Rofl, there are some
strange ass people in american jails :) heh.
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| "MSNBC
- Why is Easy-to-Use so hard to do?" Nothing is easy
to use (except maybe handguns, those are getting easier and easier every
day).
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| "Paintball
Game - OUCH!" heh, k heres a quick tip about this
link. DONT SCROLL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM. ITS NOT WORK SAFE. But
the story will make you Cringe in pain..
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| "eBay
- Gamers Dream" heh, and this could be yours.. for
the price of a small car.. Sent in by: ToiletDuck
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| "Canada.com
- Pot has no effect on IQ" i hate to say it.. but
this is a total lie.. People who I went to highschool with, who were
pot heads (who actually showed promise and direction, before becoming
pot heads) are now custodians, and dishwashers. whereas, me.. who kicked
the pot habit before it got out of control, is a fairly productive member
of society. but yeah.. Canada says its OK, if that means anything heh. Sent in by: Disruptor
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| "The
Onion - Countries Who Met Over Internet Go to War"
wow, The Onion is actually funny again... its pretty hard to believe,
i know.. I used to read it AGES ago, back when it was underground (n'shizz,
yeh im a badass) anyway, this one's pretty good. take a peek. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Gay.com
-Aquarium Discovers 2 Gay Penguins" ROFL |
| "Mega
Tokyo - Zombie Ravers" *snicker* |
| "The
Nerd Test" k, i understand that these "Tests"
are supposed to be funny and shit. but when a test has 500 questions.
its way to fucken long.. anyway i scored 62.5% heh. IM NOT A NERD, IM
A GEEK! |
| "www.pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.com"
Uh, this is one long ass domain, for a website that doesn't exist yet.
:\. |
| "eBay
- Tron Pillow Case" i think i had this bed set..
i wonder what happened to it :\ Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
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| "News.com
- Stealth P2P Network Hides inside Kazaa" you know..
you can't trust any of these "Public File Sharing" Programs
anymore. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Kiddie
Pron" rofl. this is kinda work save. its all innocent
and shit so i wouldn't worry about clicking this (people will just think
your more wierd. :) heh. Sent in by: b00
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| Here
we go, a few April Fools Jokes on Websites. Ebay.com - Backwards Logo - DirectorSG MoparChat.com - Backwards Logo Whats with the backwars logos? I WANT WIERDER THINGS PEOPLE!
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| "Yahoo
News - Internet Spoof, Soon Denied, Hits Canadian Dollar"
hah, yet another spoof. heh |
| "ABCNews
- Man Nabbed for DUI on Lawmower" Uh yeh.. another april
fools day prank? |
| "msnbc
- Year old Hole Exposes Credit Cards" Damn, this is old,
NEWSFLASH dont give your credit card information to internet sites,
unless you trust where you money will be going (duh). |
| "Jenna
Jameson Action Figure" Uuuh. this will satisfy fat
geeks everywhere.. Fulfilling fantasy's far and wide.. Sent in by: SousHomme
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| "MSNBC
- Will Weblogs Ruin Google's Search Engine?" hehe,
now this is an interesting read :). people have done this to my site,
i forget exactly what the search criteria was (i think it was like BIGGEST
HOMO EVER) or something heh. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "SlushFactory
- The Stupidest Comics Ever" EVAR!~ (gotta love
those religious comics heh) Sent in by: Brill
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| heh,
so yesterday i noticed a buttload of "april fools" things
on the net, so i took a bunch of screenshots, but forgot to emale them
home from work.. so i'll post them tommorow. if anyone else noticed
any "wierd" things on websites, take pics and send them to
me. heh. .Creator
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| "CNN
- French Scientists Clone Bunnies In Time for Easter" Leave
it to the french to clone an animal that can actually reproduce faster
then it can be cloned... Silly French |
| "Excite
- Hong Kong Determined to Deal with Monkey Problem" Birthcontrol
for monkeys... Is it just me or is every country wasting its medical
research dollars on animals.... Why arn't the Japanese focus'ing on
a cure for cancer |
| "MSNBC
- War on the Web: Gamers in a tussle" heh, cheating on
MMORPG sux. not that i play, but i hate cheaters in general. infact.
i should hunt down that mpeg of that CS cheater guy at the lan party.
its pretty funny but it can't be real. |
| "Howto
Ask A Girl Out" heh, incase anyone needed some help.
Sent in by: B00
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| "The
Scotsman - Prisons Offering Drugs to Inmates" this
can't be real....... Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Guardian
Observer - US Schools ban Darwin from Class" this
is the stupidest thing i've ever heard... Sent in by: rev_quj
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| heh,
Beware of April Fools jokes. I'm gonna try to plan a few at work today
:) heh .Creator
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| "The
Cincinnati Post - Cow Jumped Over the Moon (almost)"
SUPER COW! |
| "Latest
STcI Press Release Images" whoa, new hubble space
telescope pics. feer.. |
| "Philadelphia
Inquirer - Warnings on Huffing, Unheeded" kids today...
there sooo stupid.. |
| "Female
of Shemale: A photo quiz" hahah this rules. i missed
3 though :\ so im a wierdo :\ Sent in by: h8tred
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| "Ftrain
- Robot Exclusion Protocol" did i already post this? Sent in by: Skinny
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| "Discovery
Online - Why the toilet water only spins one way, when you flush"
k, does anyone care? Sent in by: vass
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