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 "Excite
- Indestructable Sandwich" k, you'd think the army would
be focusing on building a better gun, not a better sandwich, but hey,
this is alright, i'd love to have a non-soggy sandwich for lunch.  
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| "Yahoo
- Future Computers Beat the Clock" Whoa, new leet computer
theory. feer (for geeks only, unless you like reading about processor
theory ;) heh
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| "CNN
- Empty Airliner Rolls onto LA Street" Holy shiznitz,
when i heard this i thought it was a little dinky bi-plane. not a 767.
The picture is priceless, nothing like leaving the parking brake off.
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| "Something
Awful - Cliff Yablonski" Rofl, Check out the second
one down. hah. Sent in by: HiHat
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| "MamSelle
- 404 Page Not Found" heh, whats with all the neato
404 error messages everyone is coming out with? Sent in by: Disruptor
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| "Guardian
- Doh! Rio Blames it on The Simpsons" Rofl, that
simpsons ruled. those brazilians are a bunch of pussies, complaining
about stereo types.. welcome to humor in the 22nd century... Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "TheDenverChannel
- Rare Disorder Causes Limbs to Come Apart" wierd....................... Sent in by: ^Doom
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| "WideGroup
- Digital Motion 2002" now this is some cool ass
flash. |
| "Yahoo
- Police Dog Severs Suspect's Penis" Ouch, sucks to be
this guy. When they send in the dogs, thats when ya stop running.. |
| "Excite
- Crazy Ants Attacking Christmas Crabs" <Sally Struthers>
SEND MONEY NOW, TO SAVE THE CRAB POPULATION~ ITS A TRAVESTY.. heh. Acid
Spitting, long legged ants; now thats a minority amung the bug populous.
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| "CNN
- Sony to Bring Everquest to the PS2" oh god. dont do
it. Everquest is EVIL. i've lost dozens of friends to it. They went
from being really cool guys to hang out with (and to get drunk with),
now there just mumbling about swords, spells, and slaying ogres, while
they never leave their PC. 10hours a day playing computer games... thats
way too much.... |
| "Leader
of the Free World" Oh my god, this fucken rules.
check this out. click the little square things on the bottom left, and
move your mouse around once its loaded, its leet. Sent in by: David A.
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| "CNet
- Web Surfers Brace for Pop-Up Downloads" yeah heres
a heads up, if your browser randomly says "Do you accept this download"
click "no" otherwise your ass will be encrusted with spyware
in no time. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Jake
the Wonder Dog" hehe, cute.. Sent in by: Rachel D.
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| "Why
Gays Shouldn't be allowed in the military" heh,
frankly, if gays want to die next to their hetro comrads, thats fine
with me. but i can't help but chuckle at this comic :) |
| "This
London - Lesbians: We made our baby deaf on purpose"
Freaky lesbians ..... |
| "Space
- Story of Life on Mars, Overstated says NASA" Man, i
was all hyped after reading that on BBCNews (that there were signs of
chlorophyll on mars) but looks like the BBC Borked the news that day..
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| "CNN
- Chat rooms a Haven for Hackers" hahah, CNN is still
talking about the Montreal kid nicked' "Mafiaboy". anyway, its amazing
whats considered "News" today. i would have filed this one under "Duh..."
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| "The
Honour System" heh this is so fake. unless it like
recopies the data every 45mins or so, cuz i've seen this before, and
it keeps coming back heh. but its neat anyway. Sent in by: David A.
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| "MuffPounder.com
- TShirts" Whoa, Cool ass embroyderd shirts, feer.
too bad there isn't more of a selection :\ Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Consumption
Junction - Accident Bike Movie" yet another video
collage done to some crappy college kid angry music. I've seen a bunch
of these videos on there own, but these collages are nice. Sent in by: Cytezen J
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| "Excite
- Rats Eat Bodies in Coroners Office" You'd think that
the LA Coroners office would take better care of there patrons (the
dead) since we all know, that all it would take is a single viral outbreak,
and those dead people would turn into zombies (ala Resident Evil) and
begin feeding on the living.. I think i need more sleep. |
"Washington
Times - Al Qaeda Eyed For Russian Nukes" oh yeah,
this is comforting..
"We don't know how many Russian bombs are missing. Hopefully, none are," the Alabama Republican and member of the Senate Select Intelligence Committee said yesterday. He added that the United States recognizes it has to be prepared for that possibility.
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| "Pentagon
- Hunt the Boeing and Test your Perceptions" god...
when will people learn.. LET THIS SEPT 11TH SHIT DIE ALREADY.. |
| "eBay
- NCR MicroBible" k, now this is pretty leet. had
i actually watched this item get closed, i would have definatly bid..
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| "Ananova
- Man Tricked Girls to go Barefoot, then fled with socks"
ghahha Sent in by: Rev_quj
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| "FallingCowZone"
theres no way thats an actual road sign.. that rules way too much hehe.
Sent in by: P0rk
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| "Trojan
- Free XL Condoms" OMG FREE CONDOMS! Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "The
Register - Man Takes Hammer to PC" heh compu-rage at
its best.. oh crap. i was gonna register compurage.com, but some homo
already has it :\.
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| "eBay
- Flux Capacitor Replica" Oh god. why do people even
try to do this stuff. like if it was a full deloran replicar, that would
be cool, but this shit sucks..
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| "CNN
- Cows Queue for Water Beds" Now this is going a bit
too far, Waterbeds for cows? What will they think of next? CowTV?!
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| "BitchBetterHaveMyMoney.com"
i dont believe this domain is actually taken :\ Sent in by: SETUseer
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| "Hampton
Roads - Man Fined $6,200 for 93 Cats Kept in his Portsmouth Home"
how could you not know that you had nearly 100 cats living
in your house??? Sent in by: Monsoon
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| "BBCNews
- The Colombian Army's Inflatable Mascot" ROFL..
Sent in by: agR|Ppa
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| "You're
a little wonder, you, little wonder, you" WHY DO
PEOPLE DO THIS TO THE INTERNET... |
| "Tomb
Raider Auctions" Hah, You too can have the chance to
win the Lara Croft Costume. (or.. you could go to your nearest biway/kmart
and buy all the pieces seperatly for 100% less).
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| "Excite
- Guards Fired for Allowing Sex in Museum" ROFL, Busted....
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| "MSNBC
- Nintendo Finds new Life, in Games of Death" Man, after
seeing Resident Evil in the theatres. I've been dying to play the classic
PS Games (now that i have a ps2) its just hard finding people who are
willing to sell there copies of the resident evil series for cheap.
I should try brainwashing people "... You want to give me your Resident
Evil games.... You Want to give me Your Resident Evil games... You want
to get down on your knees and give me a handjo......" errr. heh. sorry
about that, my mind tends to wander heh. |
| "NewZealand
News - Luck Leads Law to Drug Factory" HEH_OOPS!
How stupid can you be? Sent in by: Sirhugh
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| "Consumption
Junction - Random.wmv" hehe, this rules. wait for
it to all download. Sent in by: Cytezen J
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| "Paintings
of Michael Jackson" "More Nightmare Material"
heh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Salon
- Faster Pussycat, Wax, Wax" why can't more women
be like this.. I've seen dozens of chicks nekkid (Well, maybe only 10)
and only a few of them have kept themselves "prim and proper"
in there naughty bits. Guys dig that sorta stuff. they should know this
by now. |
| "Mail.swf"
hah. i dont get it. but its funny to watch.. also see "Ninja.swf"
keep watching, later on the little guy goes crazy with an uzi :) |
| "JerkCity
- The Toilet Stall Bandit" *snicker* Jerkcity rules..
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| "Life
is short - Xbox Ad" k, some of you will prolly remember
i tried to post this before, but the site that was hosting it got raped
by people trying to view it. so here it is again, on another host and
i'll even try to mirror a local copy. Local copy here
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| "eVis
Flash animation" more cool flash. Sent in by: Sirhugh
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| "Gainesvill
- Deputy Kills man Wielding a Sword" uh, what kinda
jerkass tries to attack a cop with a sword? serves this guy right. never
bring a knife to a gun fight.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "eBay
- Learn How 2 Build A Pentium Computer" *snicker*
i love how its bolded "NO SOLDERING!" hehe. its amazing what
people will buy on ebay.. Sent in by: Servo
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