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April
20th
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"Excite
- Couple Tests Waterbed in After hours Romp" haha, this
brings new meaning to the term "Test Drive!" (literally)
 
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"Celebrity
Mullet Hunt" K, this would be fun, but the flash "coding"
is crappy, like all the action areas are all anal and stuff, like you
have to click directly on it, theres no "large hit areas" (or whatever
you call them).
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"CNN
- Hidden Sex Camera's Soon to be Outlawed" ah yes, those
beloved "100% Pure PISS Cams" will soon be illegal, excellent. You've
got to wonder who exactly gets off by watching people pee? I find that
rather disturbing. I'll admit i've watched a "piss" cam, just to see
what it was like, and why it exists, and it was rather uneventful, and
unappealing.. ah well, maybe its just me... but i wont miss these "Security
sex cams" once there gone..
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"3D
Rendered Pr0n" hah, now this caters to am minority,
Religious Rendered Pron.. heh.
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"The
Sun Online - Trapped By Goat Hairs in his Underpants"
when will those brits stop molesting Goats? this is the second public
case where a guy has been caught humping a goat..
Sent in by: Iscariot
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"Which
Dictator Are You?" heh, I'm Chairman Mau
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not
writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism.
As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your
little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What
Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com
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Sent in by: Perlandra
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April
19th
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April
18th
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April
17th
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"The
Nando Times: Man Charged with Killing Wife of Green Beret Serving in
Afghanistan" you've gotta be a real peice of shit
to do something like this.. i hope the green beret guy came back and
kicked the fuck outta this pulsating sack of crap.
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"BBCNews
- Ant Supercolony Dominates Europe" heh, this is like
the plot line out of a 50s B-movie. SUPER ANTS TAKE OVER EUROPE, CONQUERING
AND DIVIDING EVERYTHING IN THERE PATH. I can't wait till they figure
out how to carry guns.. Thats when Europe will fall (infact, im surprized
that France hasn't surrendered to their insect overlords yet.
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"The
London - Help My Catcus is on Fire" hah. exploding catcus's
this rules. too bad they just dont explode when they get to a certain
age (instead of having to be superheated). Just imagine, giving a catcus
to a person, then about 6months later, it explodes in shards of flaming
chlorphyll heh.
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"Excite
- Overweight Cops, to lose Bonus Pay" This is so funny,
mostly cuz i just saw SuperTroopers the other day, man that movie ruled..
but yeah, i think this should apply to all jobs. theres so many fatasses
here at ibm. I swear over 85% of IBM Employees in canada are overweight,
and not like within 10% of their recommended weight, I'm talking 40-60%
over their recommended weight. its rediculous.
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"United
States Patent: 6,368,227 - How to Swing on a Swing"
hah, someone actually patented the gay way of "Swinging" (side
by side) not front and back (for a lack of a better description.). heh.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Yoplait
- Did you know?" heh, this isn't that whacky, but
its kinda funny, im not quite sure who this is written for, since anyone
stupid enough not to know this stuff, wouldn't know how to use a keyboard.
Sent in by: Tom
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April
16th
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"Excite
- Simpsons Producer Apologizes to Rio" Oh god, its a
sad sad world we live in, when someone actually apologizes for making
a joke (thats actually funny).. What a bunch of whiners..
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"BBCNews
- Net Cited as Marriage Wrecker" haha this title should
read "NETSEX RUINS MARRIAGES" ehhe. honestly, netsex, who does it? Not
me. I guess i just dont understand this phenonmenmennemnemon.
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"Ananova
- Patient Having Op on his Backside, Breaks Wind, Causes Fire"
ROFL,
"When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like
hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.
Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility
the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would
catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."
The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for
longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with
my wife."
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"Growl
Karaoke" *snicker*
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"NewScientist
- New Breed Spam Filter Slashes Junk Email" k, this
is nothing new, its just like using checksums to identify files. but
i dont know if i'd trust another company with my emails. I know anything
i send/recieve through hotmail is read by hundreds of MS/USMil Personell.
so, if i had the choice, i'd just delete the spam from my box, instead
of letting some unsecured person/script do it for me.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"HelloNetwork
- David Hasslehoff; I can stop this feeling" i dont
know what to say.. im laughing and crying at the same time.
Sent in by: John M.
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"The
Atlanta Journal - What Would Jesus Eat?" i have
a better question.. Who the fuck cares?
Sent in by: Rik0
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April
15th
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So,
i was out last night, enjoying a night on the town, hitting a bar/club.
having a few drinks, i park my nice 2000 explorer on the street infront
of the bar; and i come back out at the end of the night, and some fuck
shit decided that my truck was too nice, so he keyed it. right along
my driver side door. I would have loved to have seen the ass munchr
who did it. just so i could have raped his ass. This is the kinda shit
that pisses me off to no end..
.Creator
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"AZCentral
- Diaz: Eating pork like eating her niece" god.
nothing like some lame ass headline grabber to start the day. Cameron
Diaz sux. but i dont blame her for not eating pork, since i dont do
it myself. Its a filthy animal..
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"ArabNews
- Man Throws Son Off Seventh Floor" Whoa, looks
like americans' arn't the only ones doing fucken crazy shit.
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"Archie
McPhee Freud Action Figure" haha, This site has
TONS of cool toys, and wierd ones aswell, check it out.
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"Guardian
- Milky Way May Hold a Billion Planets Like Earth" heh,
it really is rather difficult to fathom a billion earths, just the shear
size. I feel really really small right now.. Time to start drinking..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"The
Sun Newspaper - 165MPH Busted" hehe. see, going
fast is cool and everything, but if you get caught your just a big homo..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"ZDNet
- Mobile P4 Slower then P3?" Damn, intel sux..
Sent in by: shro0m
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