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April
30th
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April
29th
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"Korn
EXPOSED!" you know, i hate all this new age college
rock shit (jock rock), all this Korn, Puddle of Mud, Linkin Park, etc
hippy crap has gone too far. This isn't music anymore, its just some
stupid white guy, yelling/trying to "rap" with some heavy
ass guitars in the background. its shiet.
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"SixSixFive
- Super Bonus Fat Goth" Why is it that ugly goth
people flock (or flap, depending) to the internet? Why can't all the
really attractive goth girls hang out, and get nekkid, and send pics
of themselves to me.. WHY GOD.. WHY?!
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"Canoe
- Man Registered Soldering Gun as Firearm" yeah
i know this is old news, but its pretty funny to see how dumb some backwards
folks can be.. heh.
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"Independant
News - Schoolgirl 'witch' driven to suicide" I'm
not sure how i feel about this. Either, the stupid bully/kids need to
die. or, this wicca girl, killed her self so she can haunt those who
pissed her off (for eternity). so, it could be a good thing, or a bad
thing. heh.
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"Aristotle
vs. Plato" heh, check out the timeline at the bottom.
its pretty wierd..
Sent in by: Smeagol

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"Chuata'a
Wicker Palace - Bruce Campbell Interview" You know,
out of all the movies I've seen. The "Evil Dead" Series has to be one
of my favorites (that and the alien Trilogy). Bruce Campbell Rules.
Sent in by: Brill

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"Wired
- Cuba Bans PC Sales to Public" hah, Leave it to
the cuban's to do this..
Sent in by: Rev_Quj

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April
28th
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"Tshirt
Hell" heh I just bought a shitload of shits from
here, they rule. check'em out :)
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"BCCNews
- Space Tourist Lifts Off" 20 million, to sit in space
for 10days.. Damn. thats alotta money for such a short stay. Russia
must be desperate for cash; ofcourse, when you think about it, thats
a given, there economy has been failing for the past 20years (insert
cold war joke about russians here). But i seriously hope that when that
N'sync boy takes off, that the jet fuel ignites, and blows the whole
shuttle up. taking his pretty boy ass with him.

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"MSNBC
- MIT Develops Squeezable Cellphone" What the hell? k,
why would someone use a cell phone to send Morse code? you'd think that
talking to someone would be faster then punching out old school morse
code..... (I never understood text messaging to cell phones either,
it takes 15mins to type in a 5 word sentence, when you could just use
the phone to place the call.... *shrug* im prolly missing something)..

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"SegaRally
for Dreamcast Commercial.wmv" hah, this rules.

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"CNN
- Scientists Test First Human Cyborg" this is some
pretty cool shit, but the quick cameo of Christopher Reeves is pathetic;
why must the news remind us how much life sucks?

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"Lantrocity
- How to deal with CS Cheaters.wmv" heh, finally
had someone send me the link to this video again, it rules.
Sent in by: Maxtype

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"Steve
Ballmer is Hitler.wmv" hehe.
Sent in by: Bosco

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"Everything.com
- Do Not Have Sex with Horses, Seriously Dont!"
File this one in the book of "Duh". heh
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt

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April
27th
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"Reuters
- Cancer Risk Found in French Fries" Uhh.. Uh oh.. All
i eat is frenchfries and breads............

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"BBCNews
- Age of Universe Confirmed" heh. you know what sucks,
when i was unemployed, the Hubble Space agency was hiring, i applied
for whatever the job was, they called me. said 'Yeah we want you for
an interview". i said "Ok, when?", they said "We'll call you back" and
they never did, those bastards... Working for them would have ruled.

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"FoxNews
- Rich and Famous god Down Under" heh now this is cool,
but i still dont know if i'd trust a privitely owned sub, going underwater..
like deep underwater.... and not having strict government standards..
i dunno, i wouldn't trust it.

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"iFilm
- Lego Chainsaw Masacre" hah this rules.

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"Hollywood
Pulse - Courtney Love is Insane?" this is funny,
its gotta be a joke though :|
Sent in by: Skier

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"Yahoo
- Christie Keer Kisses Trophy" This photo was brought
to my attention with the caption "Is it just me, or does it look like
she's kissing a big dildo shaped trophy?" hehe
Sent in by: Tom

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"CNet
- Japanese Police: Calling all G3 Cell Phones" wow,
this is actually a practical idea.. I'm surprized no one thought of
it earlier.
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt

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April
26th
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"NJ
NewsFlash - Linda LoveLace Dead at 53" I think i may
have to rent Deep Throat, in commemoration of her demise :\.
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"Excite
- Men on Trial After Head found in Playground" K, this
is the dumbest thing i've ever heard, thats come out of Germany. A couple
drunken berliner's went to reclaim a 12.50$ debt; the guy didn't wanna
pay, so these 3 convicts, beat the crap out of him, then they realized
that, if this guy tells the cops, that they'd all go back to jail; so
they decided to kill him, and cut off his head, so they couldn't identify
his body.. DUMBEST MURDER EVAR~

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"BBCNews
- Lucas Says Starwars is a Let Down" hah, even george
lucas knows he sucks... hehe.
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"Excite
- Hey Look at the warning label on this Viagra" heh makes
you wonder if the counterfitter made the spelling mistakes on purpose
;)
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"Dad3.swf"
I was told to make my window small to make this look right.
but i dont get it.. am i missing something?
Sent in by: Spectre

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"Remedial
Genius - A Tribute to Ralph Wiggum" you know what,
the best non-main character in Simpsons has to be Ralph (or Martin depending
on my mood).
Sent in by: John M.

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"Christian
Ministries - Objectives 4 Kids" bhahah. more excellent
Christian Zealotry~
Sent in by: Cytezen J

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April
25th
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"BBCNews
- Anger over Korea Military Exercise" k, the US
must know by now "DONT WAKE THE SLEEPING GIANT". cuz they'll
stomp all over pearl harbour again..
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"Tiny
Windows Games" heh. just incase your looking to
play games in Icon size playing fields...
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"Domokun
Toys" these rule, i may just have to buy some~
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"Yahoo
- Projected keyboard" now this is pretty neat. plus
it'd be great for lan parties. instead of carrying around a big cumbersome
keyboard, you could just drag around a little projector thingy.
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"Wired
- A Mac Box, Worth its Weight in Gold" This rocks~
if it was for like a TRS80 instead of a mac, it would rule way more.
but alas, its a mac. (still cool though).
Sent in by: Rev_Quj

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"DOMODANCE~"
ahha DOMOS RULE~
Sent in by: Sain

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"AOL
CD Image Archive" heh, as assful as AOL is (yes
assful is a word now (tm Cre 2002)) this is pretty funny.
Sent in by: Witz

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April
24th
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"BBCNews
- Shark Fishers Make Grisley Discovery" heh, I'm surprized
that they arn't just "solving" the murder, by saying that the Shark
did it. heh. Ah well, i need sleep.
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"Starbucks
Everywhere" God this guy is pathetic..
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"CNN
- Ginger Inventor Garners Coveted Prize" Blah blah blah,
who cares? This guy's still alive? His scooter is ugly. Help me.
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"MSNBC
- Xbox Co-Creator Resigns from Microsoft" Ouch, sounds
like Xbox is really taking a pounding in the console world. If Microsoft
would only have made games that I wanted to play, i would have easily
bought one, instead of my ps2.. MS(SUX)
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"Burqa
- Inside It, You Feel Free" rofl. I never will understand
religion (in general)
Sent in by: Papercut

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"Kuroshin.org
- Technology, Beer on Tap?" heh, this is one thing
i want, when i get old, a bar. with beer on tap..
Sent in by: Gid

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"Let
the Bodies Hit the Monkey?" haha, i love the megaman
cameos!
Sent in by: Witz

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April
23rd
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"Excite
- Osama Bin Laden Stealing Gasoline in Canada?" Rofl...

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"SpaceDaily
- Getting power from the moon" k, now this is cool. we
should just fill up the moon with solar cells, and have it beam it back
to earth via microwaves, the only problem is. microwaves are essentially
radiation. and i dont think we need more radiation being sent to earth
then necessary. MUTATIONS RULE~.

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"CNN
- Japanese Computer is Worlds Fastest" k, this is cool
and everything, but 36000 gigaflops isn't that much (k, it really is..
but thats not the point). Something the size of 4 tennis courts should
be producing twice, to 3times that. if you would take those Dell/Compaq
1U Dual 2.4GHz Servers and load them up 42units per rack, and totally
pound those super computers.. but thats just my opinion.

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"MSNBC
- A 1$ Billion, Corporate Funded Hack" Whoa, this rules.
Take a read, its all about those Satellite TV stealers hehe.

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"CafePress
- Go Away E-Tard!" ghahah. this shirt rules..
Sent in by: Kaleid

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"Apple
Computers Promotes Godless Darwinism and Communism"
scroll down near the bottom~ hehe
Sent in by: Perlandra

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"Study:
Web Exposes Data on CIA Networks" oh yeah, this
makes me feel secure...
Sent in by: Papercut

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