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 "Time
- The Matrix Reloads" oOooo some pseudo Spoilers for
the new matrix flic. (along with a pic, feer) 
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| "Excite
- Prince in Trouble For Anorexia Joke" Does this "joke"
even make sense? what kinda crap ass joke is this. why bother making
this a headline when it doesn't even make sense? |
| "Banana.swf
- Peanut Butter and Jelly" so silly, its actually
making me smile. |
| "CNN
- Next Generation Playstation Coming" Uh yeah, Widespread
Fiber networks... Not by 2005. but anyway this is pretty rad, too bad
its all speculation; although.. this whole fiber thing would allow them
to physically "lease" a game to you, for a pay per play style of arcade
action. I wonder if thats what theyre planning. |
| "RedNeck
Neighbour" hehe, i havn't read the whole thing yet,
but its good. the pictures are a nice touch too :) Sent in by: CrimeWave
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| "CNN
- Asteroid on Possible Collision Course in 900 Years"
its too bad i'm gonna miss this, i'd love to watch something this size
smack into the earth.. heh. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "BBSpot
- Web Designer Builds Home out of Flash" *snicker* Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "eBay
- Jade Penis Pendant" why couldn't i have found
this before it ended? |
| "BBCNews
- Coming Soon, Dracula Land" hah, this place would
rule ! |
| "RetroCrush
- Whats that Wookie For?" heh, so bizarre, that
its actually funny. (to me atleast) |
| "195Pair
- The Dog" And now for something completely different.
a fully clothed man, being humped by a golden retriever. |
| "ILoveBacon
- Vaginal Disco!" heh Sent in by: Servo
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| "DWPG
- The Ultimate Watercooling Project" I dont know
if i already posted this or not. but this is another guy who's gone
way over the deep end on this whole CPU/System Cooling shizz. but i
must admit, it does look pretty damn cool. Sent in by: Tom
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| "Wiggles
- Technical Virgins" wiggles rules. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "PlanetArk
- Ford Focus Hydrogen Fuel Vehicle" heh, just tell
me where i need to sign up to have my mucle cars converted. im all over
hydrogen..
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| "SlackersGuild.com
- What do you want to do Half-assed Today?" heh,
now this is what i base my life around.. Slacking.. |
| "TimesOnline
- New Vaccine for Cocaine Addiction" k, seriously,
anyone who's addicted to cocaine, isn't worth saving. Come on people.
think about it. Those people who do Cocaine, Crack, Crank, Smack can't
contribute to society anymore. they are useless. Let them die. |
| "CPU
Cooling with Dual 172 Watt Peltiers" k this is going
too far with the whole "overclocking" thing. |
| "Personality
Disorder Test" k, i needed to take a nap inbetween
starting this test, and finishing it, it was THAT long! (thats what
she said, huh) Sent in by: Skitz
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| "Comsumption
Junction - How to get your Girlfriend to have anal sex with you"
did i already post this? its hilarious anyway. Sent in by: Cytezen J
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| "JSOnline
- Death of a Game Addict" EVERQUEST IS EVIL, ITS
WORSE THEN COCAINE. !! Sent in by: Uri
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| "Guardian
- From E.T. to Going Postal" hehe, heres a nice
little History to date thing with the actors/actresses who were in E.T.
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| "BBCNews
- Monkey Mascot Elected as Mayor" hahah owned. gotta
love a democracy
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| "Yahoo
- Worlds biggest Smelliest Flower Puts on Sex Show" phallic
nature. isn't it wonderful. |
| "NewScientist
- LCD Displays to be Painted on" Whoa now this is cool.
i want some of this stuff for my cars, so i can have a color car during
the day, and a black car at night. that would rule. |
| "The
Mirror - Who's Tony Blair? Asks Boozy Britney" rofl
britneysux Sent in by: ^doom
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| "----ECEO2Z----"
this is one of the coolest flash sites i've seen in awhile. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ILoveBacon-
Canada Leading the World..." Oh how true this is..
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "Sorta
Kinda - With you Always" hehe, now these are funny.
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| "PalmBeachPost
- Man Kills Self with Chain Saw" Well, atleast he killed
himself, and no one else.. There is a certain nobility to suicide.
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| "Excite
- School Official On Leave Amid Panties Furor" hah Follow
up to the article i posted a few days ago.:)
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| "The
Human Lineage - Human Remains Found to be 2.5 Million Years old"
guh... this can't be right.. 2.5 million years ago there
was dinosaurs and shit still kicking around. |
| "Channel
4's Gay-O-Meter" ROFL, Take this test, its good
:) I'm 40% Gay. Which is obviously incorrect. as im 100% gay in reality..
maybe theres some kinda conversion chart that needs to be referenced
for canadians. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "MSNBC
- Best Buy Closes Wireless Registers" whoever though
a "Wireless" transaction system was a good idea, is a retart. Sent in by: Xian
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| "CNN
- Scientists Create Remote Controlled Rats" hehe
Excellent. I can now have thousands and thousands of robotic plague
bearing rats at my command.. heh. believe it or not, thats actually
a fantasy of mine. heh. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "NCBuy
- E.T Reissue Sparks interest in Porno Version"
meh meh heh. almost funny. |
| "ABCNews
- Fruit Salad Tree's are on their way" Whoa, these are
leet. i want some. Where can i buy some?@! |
| "DeveloperNews
- Beware of Microsofts Security Updates" blug..
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| "BBCNews
- Eight Dead in Paris Shooting" now these are better
numbers, 1 guy, 8 dead, 14 serious injured, 30 people in total living
afterwards. This should be a model for those trench coat mafia fags.
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| "NewsBytes
- FrontPage Bug Opens Microsoft Sites to Attackers"
yag. MS SUX Sent in by: REV_Quj
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| "TheAge
- Food Poisoning Outbreak Under Control" bleg. Sent in by: p0rk
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| "Mirror.co.uk
- Worlds Top Road Safety Expert Killed by Bus" k,
this almost put a smile on my face again... Sent in by: SirHugh
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| Forgive
the short update, i dont think i've ever been this furious at those
i trust. .Creator
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| "MSNBC
- Apple to Woo Schools with eMac" A Mac running Windows?
Is hell Freezing? Is the Sky Falling? This is impossible. i wonder if
this eMac is running an X86 based chip? or some kinda gay emulator.
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| "Japans
wacky indoor beach" this is kinda spooky. its wierding
me out.. kinda like The Truman Show. only gayer..
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| "BBCNews
- Eddie Murphy's Picture Used in Jailbreak" There must
be some pretty dumbass jail guards in Los Angeles, cuz that guy looks
nothing like Eddie Murphy. maybe if he lost 30lbs, and shaved his goatee,
and got rid of that stupid smerk; MAYBE, he could fool me.. but not
like he is now..
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| "BHLegend
- Fuck Quest, The Game" heh. k, this almost put
a smile on my face... Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "SeattleNews
- The Latest Way to pay is at our Finger tips" yeh
this is cool and everything.... Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Speed
Magazine - Stripped down Civic" Once again. Almost
a smirk to this. Sent in by: Smash0r
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