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 May
14th 
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"NBC2News
- Angry Customer Creates Home Depot Drive Through" heh,
this rules. some jerk trying to trash a home depot, gets stopped by
a few employee's armed with duct tape :) heh
 
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"MSNBC
- Robots battle it out in RoboCup" Oh what a let down.
those robots dont look anything like the picture in the splash screen.
I was thinking about flying over there with a laptop and a wireless
NIC, to try and take control of the robots while they were playing soccer,
to make them hump each other, and maybe the ball depending.. But no.
these things are mere toasters on wheels. SUX!.
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"ABCNews
- Ex-Waitress Settles Toy Yoda Suit" Heres a followup
to a link i posted AGES ago, look like this girl finally got her Toyota
:) heh
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"Excite
- Motorboat Racer Makes Fresh Start as Male" k, i still
dont understand why girls, want to be guys. Think about it. Girls have
boobs, and jibblies. guys just have a wang... I'd say that i'd trade
my wang for a set of jibblies and boobs (but i've grown kind of attached
to my wang), But Still i wouldn't turn away a nice set of boobs.. heh..
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"Globe
and Mail - Scientists' Deaths Put Under Microscopes"
wow.. this is kinda wierd. give it a read..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Seal
Sabotage" k, heres your warning, if yer gonna click
this link, make sure your speakers are on low. and send it to everyone
at your work, who you know will blindly click it :)
Sent in by: SirHugh
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"BBCNews
- Cracks in China's Three Gorges Dam" heh, see Those
Orientals sure know how to make a reliable car. but they can't make
a dam, for a damn, for a damn, for a damn. Damn i sux..
Sent in by: Nattyboy
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May
13th
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May
12th
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"Lincoln
- Ass Orgy" Now this is a wicked license plate.
haha.
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"IWonNews
- Billy Bob Thorton hates Komodo Dragons" i dont
see how BBT could possibly hate anything when he's married to Angelina
Jolie, if i was married to her, I'd have a big fat smile on my face,
every day. But thats just me (and im not a redneck).
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"Clubh2o
- Polo WRC 1600" is it just me, or does this look
like a Ford Focus with Mercedes Headlights? Looks like VW is raping
the Ford/Merc parts bins to make all their new models..
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"Star
Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones Trailers" heh,
this is lame, Lucas films cut 1 second off the trailer to get a PG13
Rating. LAME.
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"Grill
and Rotisserie - Super Grills" now these are hardcore
BBQ's. i feer.
This Maxi Barbeque can grill 300 hamburgers or 100 chicken
breast at one time! For those large cookouts, a 240# live weight hog
or seven 20# roasts will be cooked and ready to eat in 7 hours or
less! In addition, the chicken rotisserie with skewers will roast
72 whole birds in less than 2 hours. Use the baskets and you can roast
64 chicken quarters and larger cuts of beef, pork, and fish.
Sent in by: Andrew S.
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"ZDNet
- IT Anthems" oh god. these are BRUTAL.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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May
11th
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"BBCNews
- Video Games to Help you Relax" oh god. I love these
new marketing ideas, YES LETS MAKE GAMES FOR WIMPS SO THEY CAN BECOME
EVEN BIGGER WIMPS.! this is one of these catch22 type deals.
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"Excite
- Bank Solves Mystery, but Can it Count?" Oh god, and
this is what makes the americans think all canadians are slow. But i'm
telling ya, if i was put incharge of shredding 1000$ bills, i'd be grabbin'em
hand over fist, and stuffing them into my pockets.
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"Penny
Arcade - What does that mean?" ROFL, make sure you check
out the next days PA aswell, located here.
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"FoxNews
- Bomb Suspect Arrested" Oh god, this is kinda crap that
makes me sick, these fucken kids, wearing their Curt Cobain T-shirts,
and their -Hip- Skater shorts, making pipe bombs, and running from the
police. This kid is the center of everything thats stupid in the world
today. First, he's obviously High, Second, He's a moron, driving a suped'
up honda, C: he sings in a punk band; i guarantee he's trying to be
"underground" and finally, D: Making pipe bombs to get attention. I
hope this kid gets put in jail, with a big black guy as a cell mate,
He would be bought and sold within seconds; and then his "waranty" would
be "violated". heh.
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"'Boards
Screening Room - Star and Stripes" LEGO RULZ!
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Netscape
News - Gadget Converts Woofs into Words" this has
to be fake. its so reminiscent of the "Simpsons Baby Talker"
(you remember, from the simpsons, where homers brother made that thing
that converted baby goo-gahs into words?) anyway. this can't be real.
Sent in by: Brill
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"Sportal
- Rugby - The Most Vile Act Ever" this is so clearly,
homosexual, clearly...
On the evidence of video footage and the damning testimony
from the three Cowboys players, Hopoate was always likely to be found
guilty. The length of his sentence seen as the only contentious matter.
In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between
a "wedgie", a "finger up the arse" and the area between the "arse
and the nuts" before finding Hopoate guilty.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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May
10th
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"Excite
- Girl, 6, Survives Four-Story Fall" Yeah thats right.
Us Canadians are tough. especially our girls. Never fuck with a 6yr
old Canadian girl, she'll whoop yer ass heh.
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"eBay
- Raging Hormones Menopausal Prozak Barbie" rofl.
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"CNN
- Operation Web Sweep Targets Porn" is it just me, or
is the fbi doing monthly sweeps of kiddie porn locations. Cuz i think
its been just about a month since i last posted a link like this.. Bush
is getting fussy about child pr0n.. (Maybe he wants to corner the world
market in kiddy pr0n). heh.
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"Internetnews
and Commentary - The Net, 2004" Now this is good.
and its such a true prediction, hell im surprized things arn't this
bad right now. The internet is just going down the tubes.
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"iClub
- Car For Sale" ghahah. Girls may not find this
funny, but man. i've been there.
Sent in by: Smash
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"Washington
Times - Pork List Shows Rise from 2001 Spending"
hahaah, k my gf says this is old news. but i didn't hear about it. so
yeh..
A youth-outreach program in Missouri expected to spend
$273,000 to combat "Goth culture" was among the $20.1 billion that
Congress doled out for pet projects in fiscal year 2002, according
to the "Pig Book" released today.
Sent in by: Cavorite
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"Fish
Emblems" hehe, i've already got my linux fish. if
only they had a freebsd sticker.
Sent in by: Spectre
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May
9th
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May
8th
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"Excite
- Two Injured in Japanese Muscle Show" Rofl, read this.
I WANT JAPANESE GAME SHOWS IN CANADA! they sound hilarious!
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"CNN
- Declaring WarCraft on Sales to Kids" heh, isn't this
what those Rating labels on games are for? "This game is Rated M, Dont
let your kids buy this, if you dont want them to see big black cocks"
(or something to that extent. -- heh, also notice that theyre list,
all of those can only be found in 1 game.. Grand Theft Auto 3. ;) heh.
Damn i love that game.
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"Yahoo
- Minime Photo" God. why do people do stupid shit like
this? I've never seen a gayer pose..
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"FoxNews
- Penthouse not financially prepared for Kournakova Lawsuit"
Heh, penthouse sucks. what a bunch of pussy's (ironically enough)...
this is a followup from the article i posted last week.
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"Philadelphia
Inquirer - Dont Eat While you Read this one" I've
heard of mud slides but this is rediculous.
Sent in by: Monique`
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"eBay
Motors - Pontiac Grand Am - MODIFIED" rofl, I WONDER
WHY IT DIDNT SELL? maybe because it was hideous...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"EOnline
- Spidey Sequel Set" i always liked it when sequels
were surprizes. like. when it was about to be released. and they'd show
a trailer, and you'd go, "HOLY SHIT I LOVED THE ORIGINAL"
then next month the movie would be out. cuz now all those spidey homo's
are gonna be all anticipating its release for 2 years.. ah well. Homos..
Sent in by: _Filth_
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