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 "FoxNews
- Arafat Potato Chips, Take Egyptian Market by Storm"
this is the lamest way i've ever heard to raise money. "FOR EVERY 10
BAGS OF CHIPS YOU BUY, WE'LL DONATE 1 AK47 TO THE PALESTINE REPUBLICAN
ARMY." 
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| "BBCNews
- Nasa Says Mars Assault is On" OoOoo Heres some interesting
info on the upcomming mars landers/missions. too bad we'll have to wait
7years before we have anything new about our possible martian friends.
|
"Foxnews
- Last Beam Standing Cut Down at World Trade Center"
Of the 2,823 people killed in the attack, the remains of just 1,092 have been identified. But nearly 20,000 body parts have been recovered, and the medical examiner expects to continue identification work for at least eight more months.wow... 20,000 bodyparts, thats pretty fucked up..
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| "Goofy
Jack.jpg" *snicker* it may take a second to get
the caption. but its good :) |
| "WSN
- Dance Team Busts Out at Championship, Really!"
why havn't i seen a bootleg of this video on the net? WHY GOD WHY? Sent in by: Monsoon`
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| "Lesbian
Vampire Kick Boxers.com" uh, even without seeing
the movie. i know this is going to be the best thing Since porno!@ Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Digital
Minds Software - Aqua3D Screensaver" I'm not sure
what to think. this is either, really cool, or supergay.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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|
| "The
Register - MP3 EXPLOIT IN WINAMP!" oh no.. dont
crash my winamp....
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| "Is
Your Family Prepared for a Zombie Attack?" WELL
IS IT?! |
| "Floridian
- Gone in a Flash" why can't shit like this happen
to me? |
| "NYPost
- Vegans Starved Toddler, Cops Say" QUICK, GET THE
VEGANS~! hehe. |
| "Group
Celebrates Month" I think every guy celebrates this.
EVERY MONTH. Sent in by: Smash
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| "I-Mockery
- Super KKK Brothers" k, this is funny and sad at
the same time.. Sent in by: Mithrus
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| "HEADLINE
- Destiny Kept Rerouting Dong" this is the story
of my life.. :\ Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "BBCNews
- Ice Resevoirs Found on Mars" k this is cool and everything,
but wouldn't it take like 9 years to "fly" someone to mars? i think
they'd have a hard time finding space on a space ship for 9855 means
(not including liquids to drink). I'd love to see how they plan on pulling
this off, GO NASA!
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| "CNN
- Cloning to Revive Extinct Species" This isn't anything
new, they said they were going to do this back before they cloned their
first sheep. Except i guess they didn't have enough DNA then to do it.
*shrug* frankly this dog type creature sounds pretty cool, he's got
a pouch and a face like a fox, and the body of a dog. sounds like mans
best friend to me.
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| "Excite
- Pet Hippo Seized from Man's Back Yard" Rofl, A HIPPO.
LIVING IN SOMEONES YARD! HAH they make disney movies that start like
this. (or atleast they shoud...)
|
"MSNBC
- Game Rivalries abound at E3 Expo"
Suzuki's Virtua Fighter series and Itagaki's Dead or Alive fighting games are more closely based on true hand-to-hand combat than Namco's Tekkens, Capcom's Street Fighters, and Midway's Mortal Kombats. And now, just as Sega prepares to release Suzuki's Beach Spikers Volleyball, Itagaki has unveiled a surprise game called Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball (DOAX). Suzuki's volleyball game is a known quantity - a GameCube adaptation of an arcade game. Before AM2, Yu Suzuki's development team, released Beach Spikers, few people thought of volleyball as the stuff that video games are made of. But AM2 beat the odds by combining fast action, good graphics, and girls in bikinis.Rofl
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| "Triumph
the Dog - Star Wars Geeks" rofl Sent in by: Ronan InEdmonton
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| "VideoGame
Concepts" heh, these ones never ever made it.. :\ Sent in by: Brill
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| "eBay
- COBRA TAH-1F HELICOPTER" If i only had 1.1 Million
dollars.. I'd be all over this. Sent in by: Tom
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| "BBCNews
- Axe Killer Not Guilty of Murder" Rofl, "Self defence"
that doesn't work when the "victim" was handcuffed, blindfolded and
gagged, before being struck with an axe 20~ or so times. heh. silly
hookers, when will they learn.. If your going to kill someone and try
to make it look like self defence, you have to tear up your clothes/rough
yourself up, and THEN unhandcuff the victim after he's dead.. *sigh*..
THIS IS MURDER PEOPLE NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
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| "The
Sun Online - Spiderman Cleans Windows" this is sooo lame...
im not even gonna comment on this...
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| "Album
- Gumball Rally 3000" this one is for all you car
nuts out there.. Gumball Rally pics. i'd love to see some movies from
it. but i guess i'll have to hunt harder to find those. |
| "eBay
- Empty Cheese Container + A Big Fat Lie!" heh.
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| "The
Register - Preinstalled Windows? ARRGH! I CANT GET IT OFF!"
heh, now this is an interesting article. Read about how MS is trying
to control what you do with your computer.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "iClub
- Mach 3 vs. Mach 3 Turbo" hehe. now this is car
humor at its best, that im sure even people who arn't into cars will
get :) Sent in by: Smash
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| "The
Sheep Game" YES FINALLY A GAME WHERE YOU CAN BE
A SHEEP HERDER! JUST LIKE BELKIE BARTOKOMOUS! Sent in by: Blizgirl |
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| Heh,
Just gotta mention how much www.StickerJunkie.com
rules. i just ordered like 700 custom stickers, which i plan on littering
toronto with. If you ever need stickers, I'd totally recommened these
guys. cuz its no questions asked too, so you can put whatever you want
on them and no one will say "boo" heh. .Creator
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| "Ken
Colins - How to Baptise Someone in an Emergency"
ROFL |
| "K12Linux
in School Project - Toaster Oven Terminal Server"
k, this is cool, but its kinda lame, since it was done during school
hours... |
| "Bill
Gates Bought Our Balls" hehe. |
| "myCFnow
- Ear Candling Grows in Popularity" oh god, it looks
like the hippy's are making a come back. |
| "Osama
Bin-Lager" k, this is kinda funny. it made me chuckle
a bit :) Sent in by: p0rk
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| "Weekly
World News - Conspiracy - Plot to Ban Toilet Paper"
heheh. now this is comedy :) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "SFGate
- Frat Boys Rule The Earth, Its an Angry Violent Warmongerig World Out
There Right Now" talk about long ass article titles,
but its pretty interesting. Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "Drunken
Losers - Towel Sith Lords" Losers is right....
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| "G105FM
Music for All People - 20$ Commemorative WTC Tribute"
heh, this is actually pretty interesting, when i first saw it, i was
like "what kinda crap is this." but if you look closer, you'll see what
they mean. check it out.
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| "Excite
- Secrets of the Office Restroom" heh i hear the plea
for music. since i hate it when i walk into a restroom, and i hear someone
in one of the stalls having a rough time taking a dump, its pretty unnerving,
like to a point where i just have to leave and come back in 15mins when
the person is finished.
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| "FoxNews
- Pentagon Admits Using Nerve Gas in the 1960s" Ah so
the pentagon admits poisoning its own troops 40+ years ago. i bet most
of these troops are dead already. So does this really matter? My question
is.. Why would they "test" this on their own troops, why not test it
on the homeless or something? give them something to do.. |
| "Hep-C,
You got it!" *snicker* Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TeamNattyIce
- Prank Calls" heh, some of these are actually pretty
good. i guaranty you've all heard the Arnold Swartzenhopper ones, but
the miss cleo ones are totally new to me.. Sent in by: St. James
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| "Domo-Dance"
YES MORE DOMO~ Sent in by: p0ng
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| "Orgasmic
Calculator" ROFL. Click the buttons, make sure your
sound isn't up too loud :) |
| "TNTMen
Hartlly Woods May 2001" K, this is NOT WORK SAFE,
unless your allowed to look at pictures of nekkid men. anyway, shit
like this doesn't belong on the internet.. |
| "The
Register - Juniper Reveals Monster Router" this
ones for geeks only (unless you none computer people find routers interesting
:) |
| "Arcylamide
- Stuff Commonly Found in French Fries" ewe.. |
| "Jeff
Goldblum Is Watching You Poop!" i dont get it. Sent in by: Atsign
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| "Howto
Android" heh, this isnt supposed to be funny, but
i think the captions on the pics are heh. Sent in by: ewigzweit
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| "The
Sith Academy Drinking Game" heh, more Starwars Drinking
fun. Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "Excite
- The G-String Gang" Stealing lingerie.. i've never heard
of anything like this in the past. EVAR! like what the hell would they
do? Sell it used? who would buy used lingerie? Not me.. No thanks. (unless
they were little boys underwear, but im wierd like that) |
| "MSNBC
- Chat Room Rendezvous Not So Rare" Hey i've met a bunch
of people from chat rooms. and i've only killed a few of them. What
kinda crap is this. Girls should never goto meet strangers without backup.
like either a big football player type guy, or a gun. WHERES THE COMMON
SENSE?! |
| "Fly
the Copter" heh this reminds me of that old side scroller
Chopper Command (or whatever it was called). too bad you have to use
the mouse. i'd love some keyboard action on this. |
| "Water
Balloons in Space" heh these videos rule. there needs
to be more cool shit like this on the internet, and less stuff like
"Man stuffing his wang, into the mouth of his Pet Raccoon".. Its like
COME ON PEOPLE.. (also sent in by: Perlandra)
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| "NewGrounds
- FDA Taint of Love" *snicker* Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "CodeTroop
- Cock Flavoured Soup" didn't i post this already? Sent in by: p0ng
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| "RetroCrush
- The Barely Legal Pleasure Palace - Kiddy Gyms"
haha. this rules. Sent in by: Maxtype
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|
| "ABCNews
- Mother Discovers Scooby's Tool-Free Number Connects to Sex Service"
HEH_OOPS |
| "Excite
- Transvestite Ancient Roman Unearthed in Britain" Now
this is wierd. "The First Roman Trans' Ever Found in Britain" heh. i
dont know what to say about this..... |
| "SinFest
- Men are from mars" Sinfest RULZ! |
| "Parking
Shove.mpeg" damnit, this looks funny, why do people
have to cut off funny mpegs before they've reached their full potential.
ugh. i need sleep :\ |
| "The
Phantom Plate" see this is what im talking about,
im wondering why people havn't been doing stuff like this for ages.
I wondered to myself when we got Toll Highways here in Toronto, why
people just didnt coat their license plates with ultra reflective materials,
to "blind" the cameras.. well there goes another one of my
good ideas.. Sent in by: Smash
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| "Unisys
Apologizes for Creating Unintended Consequences of the Computer Age"
ROFL, Univac. Now thats old. this is obviously tongue in cheek. but
it really makes you wonder, what did we do at work to slack off before
we had computers there? Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Skin
Poem" *snicker* Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Jose
React.wmv" ghahah! |
| "BBCNews
- US Faces Suicide Bomb Threat" Uh, is this something
new? they've faced the threat since sept 11th, When the suicide bombers
crashed those planes.... File this one under the "Book of Duh".. I'm
almost waiting for the US to put up a big wall, around the entire coastline/border.
just to keep everyone else out. |
| "The
Toque - Palm Announces Really Tiny Handheld" *snicker*
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| "Excite
- Escaped Murder Found in Prison Ductwork" heh sucks
to try to escape, then be forced to live in the vents, and have people
sneak you food. I bet he got soo hungry that he was licking the dust
off the walls of the duct work. *shudder* |
| "USAToday
- Next Movie Marvel: Daredevil" why couldn't they
do an Iron man movie, or a Punisher movie that didnt suck? I have no
problems with Daredevil, but theres just so many better DC Characters
to turn into live action movies. ah well. We'll have to see how this
one does. Sent in by: Brill
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| "Weekly
Standard - A Case For the Empire" Whoa, Starwars
geek feast your eyes on this. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Why
Dogs Kill their Owners" ROFL Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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