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 June
7th 
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"Yahoo
- Kiss Condoms" heh, these actually sound pretty cool,
but they need to have the painted face on the tip of the condom, so
you could have gene simmons face on your wang. that would rule..
 
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"BBCNews
- Closing in on Bacteria" OoOooo Coolio bacteria pics
inclosed, but yeah, this is pretty leet, using molecular sensors to
find different genetical bacteria. but this seems like an awful lot
of trouble just to say "Yeah its salmonellae" heh.
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"CNN
- Has Time Run Out on Einsteins Theory?" hrmm.. now this
is an interesting idea. Atomic time, vs. Atomic Space time. This should
be really interesting once they get those lovely atomic clocks upto
the space station; since this whole article is speculation until they
can prove it :)
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"Excite
- Bullet-Proof Baby Seat, Newest in Security" k, screw
the bulk of the article, but notice the part about the security convention
in Tel aviv, how people were afraid to visit because of terrorist attacks.
But does anyone else think its wierd, that Security Experts would be
scared of going to quite possibly the most SECURE location (a Security
Convention) on the face of the planet? That must tell you something
about the companies at the convention, that their products must suck....
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"Ananova
- EU May get New Bar-Code Logo" heh, ananova rules.
Sent in by: Monika
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"SantaCruz
Sentinel - Fact or Fallacy: Sexy Tree too Much For Some Neighbours"
ghahah. This rules. When i get a house i wanna do this to all my shrubs/bushes
(huh. i said bush... huh)
Sent in by: gid
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"Journey
- Tribute to America" *snicker*
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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June
6th
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"StarTribune
- 13Year Old Buys $2 Million in Stuff on eBay" hehe,
this is what happens when you write your passwords on a post-it note
and leave it lying around your computer :)
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"BBCNews
- Napster Files for Bankruptcy" god, Napster sucks, its
about time they get their ass into a sling. I'm glad to see them go,
all that napster traffic clogged up my internet, frankly i'm waiting
to see kazaa go and the rest of that distributed file sharing shit.
its nothing but a waste of bandwidth, trading mp3's and stuff is a fine
art, where you search for EXACTLY what you want, and you only download
that. instead of queueieueueueing up someones entire collection of mp3's
and attempting to download them but only getting 50% of each file (thus
wasting perfectly good bandwidth that I could be using...
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"CNN
- Next Gaming Arena is Mobile" Oh god. now all those
Dungeons and Dragon Dorks will be wandering around in public, snorting,
and giggling with their phones in hand why playing D&D with there closest
D&D friends..
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"ESPN
Boxing - Holyfield Beats Rahmon After Lump on Head Stops Bout"
Ewe.. Thats pretty disgusting.. Someone lance that fucken thing off..
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"Yahoo
- Woman Says Devil Mad her Abandon Child" What the
hell is wrong with parents now adays?! STAY OFF THE CRANK AND EVERYTHING
WILL BE OK.
Sent in by: Blitzgirl
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"CTNow
- Girl, 11, Has Baby; Both in State Custody" What
the Fuck?! This story only gets wierder the further you read.. putting
a convicted pedophile in the "adopt-a-grandparent" wasn't
a good idea.. Looks like someone didn't do their homework..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Poor
Dog!" Alright, i think this is the most NOT WORK
SAFE url i've ever posted. Infact, it may even be "NOT HOME SAFE"
make sure no one is around you when you click this sucker. Its funny,
but only when you notice the dog in the upper left corner. and you think
"That poor dog!" hehehe.
Sent in by: Smash
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June
5th
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"MSNBC
- MIT Grad Student Hacks Into Xbox" Big deal, the copy
protection was broken like last month, which means you can now play
burned games on it. and the SDK is available to most companies now so
realistically anyone can develop software for it. *shrug* maybe im missing
something.
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"10SIX
- Closed" hahah. When they released this assy game, i
knew from the start that it would sink.. baseing a game on having 1,000,000
players on at once, while having an intuitive interface and pretty graphics
would be one thing. But making a game for the sole purpose of throwing
1million people into the same space, with shitty graphics and crappy
gameplay is the proper mix for failure.
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"HondaTech
- Nismo -R" heh. more jokes at the expense of those
crazy Rice rocket kids..
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"eBay
- 1984 BOR-5 Russian Space Shuttle" heh. Now this is
cool.. but not for 75,000$
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"eBay
- BAC2 Revenge of the Butt Ugly Blobs" UHHH.. I'm
definatly missing something.. they almost look like the puppets out
of the "puppet master 1,2,3" series (any shitty b-movie buffs
will know what im talking about)
Sent in by: Qatmandu
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"CNN
- Amorous Dolphin Targeting Swimmers" ghahah. BEWARE
THE DOLPHIN WITH THE BONER!
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Left
Lane Must Turn Leet" heh. if only it was that easy
to be leet..
Sent in by: Dromio
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June
4th
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"BBCNews
- 'N Sync Star Ready for Lift Off" I will pray to piss-christ
that the russian shuttle he's on will explode on the launch pad.. PLEASE
GOD PLEASE! GET RID OF THE BACKSTREET BOYS!
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"Excite
- When Croquet Goes bad, Canadians Wield Mallets" hahah.
Ohyeah, this is somethign to be proud of "I AM CANADIAN!" YEH!
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"CNN
- Broken Arrow.jpg" read it.. im speechless
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"AZCentral
- Naked Man Tries to Tackel Speed Skater" lol, I dont
know what to say, im not sure why a nekkid man would try to jump a speedskater,
then when the attempt failed, why he'd run off? this is pretty wierd
if you ask me..
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"Yahoo
- Rapper Fined For Hitting His Monkey" WE NEED MORE MONKEY
SLAPPINGS!
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"BleedMusic
- The Eminem Show" heh, now this is good.
Sent in by: Brill
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"Honda-Tech
- MERCURY TOPAZ TYPE GS-R" ROFL, you've gotta check
these out in order. LINK_ONE,
LINK_TWO,
LINK_THREE,
LINK_FOUR,
LINK_FIVE
Sent in by: Smash
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June
3rd
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"BBCNews
- British Gamers Set Sights on Sweden" now this is pretty
lame, they play on internet servers.. You'd think they'd have better
organization then that, and have an actual LAN setup. So that each side
can be guaranteed the exact same connection speed, and identical machines.
so its really gamer vs. gamer. ah well, thats the way i'd do it.
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"MSNBC
- Notorious Hacker hits TheNerds.net" heh, Hacking for
profit, its a good idea on paper, but when you grab information that
you think is credit card numbers, but when its really voucher numbers,
your an idiot..
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"NewScientist
- Just 2.5% of DNA Turns Mice into Men" I can totally
see this, since 97.5% of the guys that i've met are total rats. and
deserved to be squashed by my big black boots.
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"eBay
- Haunted Fortune Telling Walkman" Rofl, the picture
is what makes this auction rule.
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"BBCNews
- Aids Ravanges Ranks of Teachers" You'd think that
teachers would be smarter then this. HRMM LET HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH
THAT MONKEY OVER THERE! This is why i still believe that we shouldn't
be sending any money to those 3rd world countries. but then again, im
a huge asshole.
Sent in by: agR|Ppa
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"Chin2
Movie.mpeg" hehe. i dont know what to say..
Sent in by: Sain
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"CBSNews
- Plague of Locusts in Afghanistan" hehe Coincidence?
I THINK NOT! The USA is definatly behind this. since like biblical plagues
rule for those religious zealots over in Afaghastan.
Sent in by: Pyber
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June
2nd
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"FoxNews
- Congress Developing Doomsday Plans" Frankly, if 90%
of the US Government were destroyed, it would be a day in heaven for
most people. Hell i wouldn't mind seeing 90% of canadian politicians
go down either. In my books theyre worse then lawyers. So please, Al
Qaida, Please attack our governments..
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"BBCNews
- Low-tech Solution To Password Problem" This is so simple,
yet i doubt any company would seriously consider using it, since if
someone looses the card or its stolen, then instant access can be granted
to whoever possess it.
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"Disturbing
Auctions.com" hehe. these rule. i love the goat feeding
the baby, BRING ON THE TUBERCULOSIS!
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"CNN
- Life After Death for your PC" PC Recycling, who does
this? all i do is ebay all my old shit, why toss it out when you can
score some mediocre cash for it, and have someone else pay for shipping..
heh. thats my opinion.
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"GunBroker
- Gayest Gun EVAR!" heh, this does look pretty anti-hetro
:)
Sent in by: Iscariot
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"Jacksonville
News - Is it a Magic Box? or High Tech Hoax?" heh,
one word... SUCKERS!
Sent in by: Pyber
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"www.WreckedExotics.com"
this is both hilarious. and sad at the same time. i laugh, but it breaks
my heart to see such wicked cars all screwed up.
Sent in by: Witz
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June
1st
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"NewGrounds
- KABOOM! Demo" Ghaha, Now this is a game.
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"CNN
- Abercrombie Under Fire for Sexy Undies" Rofl, these
are some cool panties, i wish my gf had cool ones like this. hrmm mebbe
i should buy her some or something.
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"CNN
- E-mail Scam Cites U.S. Solder in Afghanistan" People
are so fucking stupid. who would believe this story? Not me. But i guess
i have common sense, whereas these lame ass netizens are dumber then
a bag of hammers. *sigh*..
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"Excite
- Where Magnet Crazed Kids Nearly Disfigured" Damn, kids
in England are stupid too.. you'd think the parents of the kids would
have though something was wierd, when the kids were stealing magnets
off the fridge, and sticking them to their faces..
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"Yahoo
- Researchers Use Gene Therapy to Destroy HIV Virus"
K, now this is cool, its about time someone figured out a way to out
smrt this virus. but yeah, its cool
Sent in by: Deathbots
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"Geek!"
hah, i can spy over 9 geeks checking this chick out.. its
like a real world "wheres waldo" only its funny, cuz these
loser would never stand a chance.
Sent in by: SirHugh
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"What
is a Neutron Bomb?" mmm more interesting stuff about
bombs that turn people into mush
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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