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June 14th
"Excite - "Sewer Boy" Survives Five-Hour Nightmare" hah. this is what you get for mucking around in the sewer system. i wonder what this retarted kid was thinking "Hey.. Look, a sewer, i bet it would be fun to play around in there. " I bet he was high, or really dumb. cuz no normal kid would even consider doing this, unless there was a briefcase with like a million bucks in it.

"Fly Eatin'" heh, kinda lame, but funny none-the-less, just click on his head to make him stick out his tongue. ;)

"Yahoo - Couple Sues MTV Over Hidden Camera 'Corpse' Stunt" hah, MTV is gonna get what they deserve. this is rediculous. i can't wait till they settle and admit that they screwed up. bastards..

"MSNBC - Mars Glider Tested on Earth" Jesus. 65Ft Glider.. How the hell are they gonna get that on a space ship? Even if they fold the wings, how many times can they fold them, and have them maintain a level of rigidity.

"CNN - US Acts Over Satellite Images" you know, i hear shit like this... and it pisses me off. Mostly cuz if the US can screw up like this, I'm sure the canadian government can do WAY Worse.. and we'd never hear about it..
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Albuquerque Tribune - Simpsons Baseball Team to come to life" heh Simpsons RULE!
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"JesusChrist Superstore - Islamic Jihad!" YES!
Sent in by: Skoo
 
June 13th
"Excite - Ailing Quebec Town Votes to Shut Itself Down" This is so like the french. When the goes get mildy rough, the french get running. I swear, if theres one thing that history has taught, its that the French are a bunch of Surrender monkeys. Case in point..

"FoxNews - T-Shirt Company Caters to Plumbers" Rofl, now this is ingenius. I dont know how many of you have had to work with plumbers (i was an apprentice for 6months, so im familiar) know about the "plumber bum". This is so simple. im surprized no one thought of it earlier. heh

"NASA - Watch Out for SpaceShips" Cool, too bad i missed the one for Eastern NY/Ontario sux2bme :\

"PennyArcade - The Wonder Twins" ROFL

"Wired - Radio ID Tags; Beyond the Bar Codes" YES BRING ON BIG BROTHER!@
Sent in by: Pr0phnitz
"TheOnion - Canadian Immigration Under Fire" hehe. I love the Systems Analyst guy. he rules.
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Use The Farce - Enron" k, i dunno where this link was like 2 months ago, when Enron was mounting everyone, and dry humping them.
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
 
June 12th
"MSNBC - Dirty Bomb's Biggest Hazard: Panic" k, if the terrorists hadn't thought of this already, this is pretty much a guideline of "The Strategy's and Processes for Detonating HomeMade Nuclear Weapon for Massive Human Causalties". Gotta love the "news"..

"Excite - Fake Green Beret Nabbed" heh. now this is a good story, too bad its so short, i would have loved to have heard more about this Fake Green Beret. Sounds like a modernized Barney Fife (don knotts rulz too!)

"The Ralph Wiggum Sound Board" RALPH RULZ!

"CNN - IBM Reports Storage Breakthrough" OoOo, this isn't really anything new, companies have been experimenting with writing stuff with molecules for a couple years now. this will be the first comsumer implimentation though. which sounds pretty cool. but too bad IBM is getting out of the Storage business, since they just signed a contract with Samsung to faze out harddrive production over the next 5 years (i guess thats cuz they (ibm) realized that they can't make harddrives for shit).

"Modern Humorist - Pikachu" k, this is pretty sense-less, but i can't help but laugh.
Sent in by: Sirhugh
"Ananova - Strangelets From Outter Space Attacking the Earth" holy crapnuts. i never thought it would have been possible for something to strike the earth, and travel right through it, and exit the otherside, and for us not to know about it. feersome.
Sent in by: Disc
"Tesla Mania - Shrunken Coins" Whoa, using magnetic currents to crush coins. this rules.
Sent in by: Dromio
 
June 11th
"Albino Black Sheep - Junk Bot" heh

"BBCNews - Hotmail to Introduce Charges" Pay for hotmail? no thanks. this is something i wont miss. since i think over the past 3years of me using my hotmail, i've gotten under 20emails that were from real people, all the others are from spammers, since last year i setup 250 block addresses, and i still get over 90emails of spam per day to my hotmail..

"Excite - Spitball Felon, 13, Avoids 8-Year Jail Sentence" What kinda pansy ass society do we live in, where spitball fights are becoming outlawed. i can remember when i was prolly 6years old, playing on the school grounds (on the monkey bars if i remember correctly) and a bunch of kids where playing baseball on a near by field. Long story short, the ball (a real hardball, not a wussy tennis ball, or softball) was hit, and it came flying at me, naturally i wasn't looking, and it hit me right in the side of my head. it hurt. but i got up. looked around.. and chased down those fucken kids who were playing baseball. I didn't press charges. ah well fucken kids

"Wired - NASA Takes a Flyer on Hydrinos" Oh, now this is an interesting read using the atmosphere to power jets, now this is the way of the future..

"// Terminator 3" feer, i guess the website is like the movie.. "Coming soon..."
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"NeuHausPlatz 200NC - Look Ma No Case" did i already post this? i think i may have posted a link to the pics. but not the whole site. anyway. this is kinda cool, but prolly super gay.. you decide.
Sent in by: Crimewave
"DetNews - Critics Say 'Clones' Has Racial Stereotypes" ROFL
"He looked totally Latino," says Martina Guzman about Temuera Morrison, the actor who plays Jango in "Attack of the Clones."
Sent in by: ^Doom
 
June 10th
"smh.com.au - Storm.jpg" whoa. now thats cool

"Yahoo - JAKKS Pacific to Launch Atari TV Games" OMG OMG OMG OMG! RE-RELEASING THE ATARI! YES! GIVE ME MISSLE COMMAND OR GIVE ME DEATH!

"MSNBC - Ancient Jade Source is Found" now this is cool. I often wondered why native indians didn't have jade statues and stuff like the earlier maya, and incas, but i guess this finally answers the question why. Since most of the jade was mined WAY south of where the natives were located..

"Welcome to Dix" subtle, yet funny, too bad it was spelled "Dicks" cuz that would be way funnier
Sent in by: Smash0r
"Beer Chan..." i can't help but look and laugh :) once i pay off my debts, im gonna be all over this merchandise heh.
Sent in by: Perlandra
"TheAge.com.au - Tattooist Has Last Laugh" haha, this is why you never goto some backdoor Tattoo shop, cuz you know your ass is gonna get owned for life.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
"Welcome to KYZO - Pizzabox Computer" heh, this is cool and everything, but those single board computers are expensive.. otherwise i'd be all over building a cool little toy computer like this.
Sent in by: Nattyboy
 
June 9th
"Excite - Governor Vetoes Castration Bill" Frankly, i think these pedophiles and rapists, should be castrated and left incarcerated for life; just to make sure they are always someone elses bitch behind bars..

"BBCNews - Hubble gets its Infrared Vision Back" OoOo Pretty pictures... they should release the full size shots, not these tiny thumbnails, as i'd love to score some of this stuff for windows wallpapers.

"Wired - Star Wars Fans Strike Back" k, this is ubergay, make sure you check out the whole slide show. its got some Ubernerds building a Millenium Falcom in their backyard.. ugh..

"The Palm Graveyard" heh. Palms suck. but the owners are to blame for these "tombstones"heh.

"The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warnings" heh
Sent in by: Katester
"Yahoo - Kung Fu Fighters Take on Police" rofl, this is cut right from a movie i swear!
Sent in by: biofeedbk
"The Straight Dope - Whats the "h" stand for in Jesus H Christ?" YES! THIS RULES!
Sent in by: Maxtype
 
June 8th

"Superman Fan Fiction - Clark Kent Woke Up Gay!" fan fiction sucks.

"MSNBC - Apple's eMac Hits the Retail Market" WTF?! Wasn't the eMac supposed to run a modified Windows based OS? Way to get my hopes up Apple....

"Excite - Shots Fired in Naked Guy Car Chase" Whats with all these naked guy violent crimes recently!?

"CNN - Classified Communications Parts Sold on eBay" ROFL. So much for National Security :)

"SomethingAwful - SEXAH MAN!" this really makes you wonder sometimes..
Sent in by: SirHugh
"Space.com - NASA Sofia - The Airborne Telescope Prepares to Take Flight" now this is something i hadn't though of yet. a telescope on an airplane.. neato idea..
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
"News.com - Latest Privacy Threat - Monitor Glow" uh, i can't believe this..
Sent in by: SombrFire