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 June
21st 
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"CNN
- Thong-Checking Administrator Demoted" heh, heres a
followup, this old chick got exactly what she deserved. cuz this is
totally stupid. ofcourse, even her losing the position in my opinion
isn't enough, the people who hired her should get the boot too, cuz
they were dumb enough to let her in.
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"Ananova
- Man Calls Police to Mediate in row with Prostitute"
ghah, refusing to pay a hooker for "a poor performance".
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"Yahoo
- Larger Passengers to Pay Double on Southwest Air" about
bloody time, now if only the rest of the air lines would follow this.
I could tell you a brutal story about being trapped on a plane, next
to an extremely large man. who smelled like rotting pork, and was always
sweating now matter how much AC was blown on his fat ass. It was terrible,
i wouldn't wish it upon anyone else frankly, i think they should keep
the back of the plane for all Handicapped (people in wheel chairs, or
people who have special "space" requirements). And just dump all the
tubbies back there, and charge them more for the seat.. hell, do a bench
seating configuration if you have too.
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"Komo4
- Talk About a Die Hard Mariners Fan" ghah. now
this fucken rules. flying over a crowded stadium, in a small single
engine plane. while sprinkling a white powdered substance over the crowd.
I would have loved to have seen the looks on their faces (the crowd)
heh.
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"Introducingmonday.co.uk
- We've got your name" *snicker*
Sent in by: Atlaz
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"Land
Over Baptist - Innocent Kids Use Jar Jar Dolls as Masturbation Toys"
I'm pretty sure I posted this a couple years ago, but its
still funny :)
Sent in by: Jared
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"Adult
Sex Toys - Teeth Guards" uhm k. i recognize these
from back when i played football... THESE ARE MOUTH GUARDS. not Fellitio
tools. anyway, i guess this could work. but i couldn't see it making
the difference between night and day.
Sent in by: SombrFire
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June
20th
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June
19th
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"DetroitNews
- Mom Rescues 'Ninjas' After Scare Shuts Down I-75" ROFL,
Now this is good. Silly kids dress up as ninjas, then they make threatening
jestures to passer-bys, and get busted by the cops. Then their mom has
to come and pick them up from the cop station. RULD!
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"Excite
- Players Combine Golf and Sex" What the fuck? Tents
setup on a golf course with prostitutes in them?! How could no one notice..?
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"MSNBC
- Sealed Coffin Found Near Pyramids" now, if a sarcofogus
has been sealed (unbroken) for 4500 years, why should we open it? its
limestone, x-ray the thing, see whats inside, and then decide if its
worth while to open it. is there no respecting the dead? It theres not
gonna be anything spectacular in it, why should we open it, to find
a body, and some dust.. *shrug* thats just my opinion
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"Ananova
- Philippines Residents Wake up find all Dogs Dead" silly
philipino's..
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"Steak
n Shake" ROFL
Sent in by: Servo
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"SinFest
- Classic Love Story" heh, if only real life was
this simple :)
Sent in by: Pyber
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"Chortler
- Bush Knew of Canada As Early as Last Summer" *snicker*
Sent in by: Senorbeef
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June
18th
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"Excite
- Pimps and Gangs Subtracted from Math Test" ROFL, Now
this is the kinda test that i can relate to. I would kill for a copy
of this test :)
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"BBCNews
- Australian Teleport Breakthrough" Whoa, i like to think
of myself as a fairly well knowing Science-nut, but this shit is way
over my head.. Quantum this, Einstein that.. Cool shit non-the-less.
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"Ananova
- Live Fish Forces Itself into Man's Throat" heh, it
obviously sensed that it was trapped, and wanted to flee, seeing the
only way out as "down the'o wind pipe", this isn't that surprizing..
What is surprizing is that there was someone dumb enough to try and
"store" a fish in his mouth.
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"CNN
- Beijing Closes All Cyber Cafes" Jesus, sounds like
it was a Sweat shop type operation, except people were paying to be
inside. Freaky shit. My question is, how can people in china not afford
a PC? 99% of the shit is made inside China's boarders (or japan's depending
on which components you look at). Techcrap over there is so cheap. A
cell phone is 2$usd, and those blasted tomagotchi things are 0.5$usd.
I guess I'm missing something.
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"Reuters
- Lawsuit Challenges Copy-Protected CDs" heh. RIAA
sux!
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Harpers
Magazine - The RadioActive Boy Scout: When A Teenager Attempts to Build
a Breeder Reactor" heh, shit like this is extremely
cool, but it really makes me wonder how secure nuclear material is..
CAN ANYONE SAY DIRTY NUCLEAR WEAPONS?!
Sent in by: Brill
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"Best
Toilet in Barga Italia" pages like this either inheirantly
rule. or suck ass. i think this one sucks ass..
Sent in by: SombrFire
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June
17th
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"Cat
Fight Japan - Japanese Female Wrestling" uhm.. i
dont know what to say. i dont think anything is compairable from north
america to japan. Not even womens wrestling..
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"Yahoo
- Bono, O'Neill Tour Catches Scent of Marijuana"
This explains why fords suck. THE WORKERS WHO BUILD THEM ARE HIGH ON
'THE POT'..
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"NewScientist
- 3 Million would die if Nuclear War starts in Kashmir"
this has to be one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. i dunno' if
i've ranted about this before, but neighbouring countries shouldn't
threaten each other with nuclear war. cuz the fallout will affect both
regions (and anyone who knows anything about nuclear weapons and how
they detonate knows, that the fallout is worse then the actual explosion).
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"WheelChair
Modifications.com" heh, WHERES THE TYPE-R STICKER?
AND THE BIG TRIPLE DECKER SPOILER?
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"RatemyKitten.com"
heh, some of these are pretty cool photoshops :)
Sent in by: ^5-9-04
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"Goatse
Revealed" alright, honestly, i dont think anyone
should click this link. STAY AWAY FROM IT as its not work safe in any
sense of the term. But if people want clarification on the Goatse.cx
phonemememnenmeon you can click through. but otherwise. dont. save yourself
the retna strain..
Sent in by: Sirhugh
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"Jackassthemovie.com"
YES MORE JACKASS! download the trailer, its only like 6megs. hehe. i
love the golf cart fun :)
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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June
16th
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June
15th
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