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 June
30th 
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"SkyNews
- Spider in Womans Ear" EWWWW!
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"Chinko_Anesan.swf"
i dont get it. but i sense some sexual undertones...
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"BizJournals
- Houston Firm To Distribute Water Generators to Africa"
when i read the title, i was like "Hey Cool. finally some StarTrek
Tech!" but then i read the article and realized, its just water
condensors..
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"BWOnline
- Will Cable Unplug The File Swappers?" im telling
ya, assoon as my cable provider changes to this "pay as you download"
im so dumping it, and grabbing a corporate connect..
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"CNN
- Florida Sinkhole Forces Evacuation"
and this is why i have no desire to live in Florida. ITS SINKHOLE COUNTY!
arn't sinkholes a sign of the apocolypse?
Sent in by: Flatline
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"Ain't
It Cool News - Babylon 5 Season 1 to hit DVD" you
know, out of all the scifi series to see on TV, Bab5 must have been
one of the best. I watched it religiously for the first 2 seasons. Then
i found a girl who'd have constant sex with me, so i stopped watching
tv. but yeah, once they release all the seasons, i'm all over this.
Sent in by: Maxtype
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"Computer
World - AirForce Uses Tablet PC's to Direct Afghanistan Airstrikes"
heh, cool. Too bad they arn't using Ipaq's or something.
Sent in by: Witz
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June
29th
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June
28th
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June
27th
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"BBCNews
- US Telecoms Giant Admits Huge Fraud" Yes! Enron of
the telcom industry. god. when will investors learn.. THE BOTTOM WILL
FALL OUT. heh. anyone who works in IT knows this. but yeah. Looks like
WorldCom is gonna go down.. Hopefully this will cause all the adsl lines
to drop in price, so i can pick one up for cheap, and replace my ass
cable..
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"MSNBC
- House OKs Internet Child-porn Ban" ABOUT BLOODY TIME
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"Ananova
- Boy, Five, Shreds Dad's Wages After Hearing Money Isn't Important"
ghah. i bet the father disowned his father (boys grandfather)
shortly after this happened :) hehe
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"The
Toque - Computer Techniques For Tattoo Removal" heh,
rulz! the toque is like the onion, 5years ago, before it got commercialized.
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"Excite
- Company Launches Wear-Once Paper Panties" What the
fuck. Men in Europe Dont Change their Underwear everyday?! What kind
of disgusting and savage practice is this.. Not only do i change my
underwear atleast once a day. but i also often shower more then once
aday. Maybe this is why people in europe are know for being "stinky".
Freaks....
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"Hommage
to Contra III" This is soo true. Contra 3 Owned.
infact, im kinda curious why no one picked up the contra series for
like Game Cube or something, cuz the entire contra series rocked. Oh
wait. there have been some ripoffs.. God damnit i hate it when someone
fucks up a perfectly good sequel...
Sent in by: Smash
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"FuckDeans.jpg"
this isn't very intellectual, but it made me smile :)
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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June
26th
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"BBCNews
- Atom Agency Gives Dirty Bomb Warning" Oh great. i swear,
the news is giving away "good terrorism ideas" to the terrorists, like,
if they didn't know where to get radioactive material, this article
tells them where to look, and where to steal from so that no one will
notice.. THANK GOD FOR THE MEDIA!
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"Ananova
- John Woo to work with Nick Cage, and Chow Yun Fat again"
What the hell? The best gunfight scene director on the planet (John
Woo) is making a romantic Comedy with 2 of the best action actors on
the face of the planet.. I dunno.. but unless theres gonna be tons of
action/gun play, i think i may skip this one..
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"SinFest
- Sweeps Week" now i ask the question... Why doesn't
my girlfriend ever serve me cognac in her bra and panties?
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"Yahoo
- Wizards of the Coast Launches Magic: The Gathering Online" Now
this is a cool idea, i'd love to bust out and play some MTG again, but
theres no way in hell that im gonna pay to buy "virtual booster decks"
and shit. since i already have like a 3000+card collection sitting collecting
dust. What they should do is offer you online play with current cards
you own. like you punch in your collection, or your deck and you play
online with it.. The only thing that sounds moderatly cool is.
For those new to Magic, Wizards of the Coast is offering
a Free Trial feature with several ready-to-play Magic decks players
can use in the game's practice rooms. Players can access the Free
Trial feature after logging on to Magic Online. In addition, there
is a step-by-step online tutorial to help new players. The starter
game, available at retail (MSRP $14.99), includes a certificate players
can use for a ready-to-play online theme deck or other Magic cards,
a Magic: The Gathering rulebook and the Magic Online manual. Additional
cards will be offered in 15-card booster packs (MSRP $3.29) and 60-
card, theme decks and tournament packs (MSRP $9.99). In a gaming industry
first, players who collect a full set of Magic Online cards will have
the option to redeem their online cards for physical Magic cards.
so new players can build a collection online, then convert them into
real playing cards..
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"Corvette
Forums - Goof" heh, this has gotta suck..
Sent in by: Smash
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"The
Evil Bitch Indicator" heh a neat little test for
those bitchy girls. too bad they dont have one for Assholes.. But then
again. every guy asshole knows he's an asshole :) heh.
Sent in by: Up Yours
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"Bomb-Ooops.jpg"
i can just see the driver of the forklift thinking "PLZ GOD I HOPE
ITS A DUD!" hehe
Sent in by: SombrFire
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June
25th
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June
24th
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June
23rd
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"Excite
- Canada Tells U.S. That Inventor Bell No Phony" seriously..
WHO CARES?
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"ABCNews
- Large Asteroid Narrowly Misses Earth" I like how the
people who are responsible for watching the sky's and keeping earth
safe, didn't notice this, until it PASSED by earth. ie, When it would
have already crashed into the earth...
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"MSNBC
- Grand Theft Auto 3 Review" Incase you have been living
under a rock for the past year, you'll need to read this. Cuz Grand
Theft Auto Fucken Rules!
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"Ananova
- Fake Cop Busted for Stopping Undercover Cops" heh,
i swear somethign similar to this happened to me and a buddy of mine
like 5 years ago, we were driving in my buddy's fast little black sports
car, on a rainy night, there were HUGE puddles on the side of the road,
so my buddy was driving through them splashing the sidewalks, we never
really hit anyone with the huge tsunami's of water, but this guy in
a k-car, with a blue flashing light pulled us over. me and my buddy
were pretty sceptical so we started to get smart with the guy, we could
tell he wasn't a real cop, he insisted that we hand over licenses and
registration my buddy did, he went back to his car, and came out with
a snoopy note pad, that he was writing down all the information on,
we laughed, my buddy grabbed his license, and we tore off. looking back,
it was hilarious..
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"Baptist
Boys Don't Beat Off" rofl
Sent in by: Servo
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"Type-R
Buggy" rofl, read my mind..
Sent in by: Smash
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"Boners
- Laid by the best" ghahah. i didn't see it till
i followed the instructions..
Sent in by: Treaps
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June
22nd
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"Excite
- Prison Escaper, Eat by Crocodile" hehe. sometimes
its better to stay in jail..
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"NewZealand
News - Daredevil 77, Says Driving Days are Over"
ghah, this guy rules. read this, its almost too good to be true.
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"CNN
- Picture This: Camera's Watch The Road in Volvo Prototype"
see, all this shit is cool, but who the hell cares.. too many toys in
a vehicle that would never get used.
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"Insultingly
Stupid Movie Physics" heh, i hear this. im so tired
of seeing shit like this, modern movies are all about "Flashy images"
and stuff. This is kinda like the video gaming scene 2 years ago. Realism
was out the window, and the graphics were really pretty (quake3, etc)..
but now, its all about realism (counterstrike, re-action quake3) where
the graphics are still good, but the game isn't relying on them as the
main focus (much like movies are relying flashy shit instead of plot).
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"The
Buffalo News - 3 AMISH MEN CHARGED IN BUGGY RACE, CRASH"
Rofl. I bet the winner of the race, had a Type-R sticker on his buggy
:)
Sent in by: Smash0r
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"SkyNews
- Britney in Goldmember, with Boob job" uhm, File
this one under "the book of duh"
Sent in by: Monsoon
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"TheAge.au
- Robot on the Run" heh, now this makes me smile..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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June
21st
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"CNN
- Thong-Checking Administrator Demoted" heh, heres a
followup, this old chick got exactly what she deserved. cuz this is
totally stupid. ofcourse, even her losing the position in my opinion
isn't enough, the people who hired her should get the boot too, cuz
they were dumb enough to let her in.
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"Ananova
- Man Calls Police to Mediate in row with Prostitute"
ghah, refusing to pay a hooker for "a poor performance".
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"Yahoo
- Larger Passengers to Pay Double on Southwest Air" about
bloody time, now if only the rest of the air lines would follow this.
I could tell you a brutal story about being trapped on a plane, next
to an extremely large man. who smelled like rotting pork, and was always
sweating now matter how much AC was blown on his fat ass. It was terrible,
i wouldn't wish it upon anyone else frankly, i think they should keep
the back of the plane for all Handicapped (people in wheel chairs, or
people who have special "space" requirements). And just dump all the
tubbies back there, and charge them more for the seat.. hell, do a bench
seating configuration if you have too.
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"Komo4
- Talk About a Die Hard Mariners Fan" ghah. now
this fucken rules. flying over a crowded stadium, in a small single
engine plane. while sprinkling a white powdered substance over the crowd.
I would have loved to have seen the looks on their faces (the crowd)
heh.
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"Introducingmonday.co.uk
- We've got your name" *snicker*
Sent in by: Atlaz
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"Land
Over Baptist - Innocent Kids Use Jar Jar Dolls as Masturbation Toys"
I'm pretty sure I posted this a couple years ago, but its
still funny :)
Sent in by: Jared
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"Adult
Sex Toys - Teeth Guards" uhm k. i recognize these
from back when i played football... THESE ARE MOUTH GUARDS. not Fellitio
tools. anyway, i guess this could work. but i couldn't see it making
the difference between night and day.
Sent in by: SombrFire
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