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July 14th
"Washington Post - Doonesbury Gaming Edge" GAMING RULZ~ if only people will look back on us geeks like this..

"Ananova - Porn Machine man Arrested" hah. a porn vending machine. now theres a million dollar idea.. hehe.

"The Sun - Gut Save Fatty in Attack" JESUS.. The irony is.. his fatness actually saved his life.

"Excite - Japan Bans Judo Kids with Thin Eyebrows" wtf? this is the dumbest thing i've heard all day..

"BulletFest 3" this is what happens when you give rednecks, cool guns...
Sent in by: Senorbeef
"eBay - HAUNTED ORTHOPEDIC BRACE" heh, these are actually pretty cool lookin, they would make a great art sculpture. heh but you can tell, that the guy who's selling it is totally make that story up.
Sent in by: Philip R.
"Eureka Highschool - There seems to be a porblem" *snicker*
Sent in by: Sirhugh
 
July 13th
"Science Daily - Purdue Marshals New Approach to Protect Software" I'm surprized this wasn't implimented earlier. its a pretty simple concept. "MAKE SOFTWARE CRACKING HARDER". and actually companies have been doing this for awhile, infact, it just means cracking software takes longer. I seriously doubt software will ever be "uncrackable", since smart kids will always have too much time on their hands :)

"AL.com - Preacher Says He was Beaten by Mourners" GHAH! What did this preacher think was gonna happen, when he told a croud of mourners that the deceased was "Burning in hell" hah!

"Masturbation Cafe - Masturbation day" Everyday should be masturbation day.. Oh wait.. for me it is! YES! heh.

"NY1 Top Stories - Couple Found Dead inside Running Car" seriously. WHY WOULD THEY NEED THE CAR RUNNING?! The engine doesn't have to be running to make the stereo work.. COME ON PEOPLE!

"Fox American Idol Exclusive Video" ghah. This fucken rules. You can actually see, when this poor kids dreams are shattered :) The look on his face is priceless. Absolutely Priceless..
Sent in by: _missy_
"Yahoo - Police Arrest Two for Cow Urine Aids 'Cure'" hah, some people are dumber then i could ever imagine. Something like this would never happen in an educated society.. This just goes to show, that Calcutta is full of dumbasses..
Sent in by: Atlaz
"CNN - Sesame Street to Introduce HIV-Positive Muppet" I think this whole politically correct shit is taking a turn for the worse. Did we ever need a AIDS positive Muppet? No.. i dont think we did. I wonder what it will look like.. I wonder if it will be constantly waving a rainbow flag or anything lame like that. heh.
Sent in by: Perlandra
 
July 12th
"NewScientist - Light turns into Glowing Liquid" Light as a "gas".. I've never heard of this before. seems kinda far fetched to me. since i've never seen photons act like a gas.... I'm afraid i'd have to see this to believe it.

"CNN - Gnutella Developer Dies in Apparent Suicide" oh this is reaking of a conspiracy. I bet the RIAA payed someone to kill Gene, and make it look like a suicide, just to make a statement to all filesharing software developers out there.

"Ananova - Motorist Banned Despite 'Dogs Were Driving' Claim" hah! oh yeah, next time i run over a cop, i'll be sure to blame it on my dog... some people think its easy to cheat the system.. But this guy tried to cheat, got caught, then said "I DIDNT CHEAT!" heh.

"MSNBC - Star Wars Gun Targets Surface Mines" see, this is pretty cool, the US Gov/army has come up with a new way to combat landmines (surface mines atleast). but wouldn't it just be easier, to send a vibrating pulse through the ground, to set off all mines (including burried ones)? You could use some low band radio waves to cause the vibrations. I'm sure it would work (me with my pre-university Physics/theory credits) SO I KNOW EVERYTHIGN

"Canada.com - Second Family Probed for Spanking" interesting. heres some paste.
The children's aid is seeking to have the seven children deemed to be in need of protection, a finding that would see the family subject to a year-long supervision order by agency workers and subject to unannounced visits to the home.
The youngsters were in temporary foster care for only about three weeks, but the court has heard considerable evidence that the experience was devastating and traumatic for them. Some of them briefly stopped eating, and several were concerned that exposure to such modern temptations as television and a houseful of people with bare arms would lead them astray, and to the devil.
Sent in by: St. James
"Weebl and Bob - Donkie Pie" hehe "It must be the bad end" :) but i love the subtle irony.
Sent in by: _missy_
"Better Barbies" ahha, these rule. but i looked at the marge simpson one, and that one just blows..
Sent in by: Perlandra
 
July 11th
"BBCNews - Workers Sacked for Surfing Porn" haha, what kinda moron surfs pr0n at work.. actually, back when i worked in the helpdesk (of some unnamed top 50 managed companies world wide) i ran into several users who broke their laptops, and had to send them back to us, and "requested that certain folders were recovered" this wasn't that unusual, until we actually grabbed the data and found copeous amounts of pronography. some of them mearly had topless models, while other had japscat movies. ofcourse we never told anyone else. Looking back, it would have been nice to burn a few of those asshole employee's.. heh.

"FoxNews - Vegans Scorn Honey from Oppressed Bees" GHAHAH
"Vegetarians don't live longer, they just look older," said South Dakota cattle rancher Jody Brown. "If animals weren't meant to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?"

THIS IS THE BEST POINT IVE EVER HEARD~

"Ananova - Foetus Found in Woman After 40 Years" eeew...

"Click on Detroit - Booze in Book stores Approved" now this is a pretty good idea. if there was one of the bookstores in toronto, i'd prolly start reading again..

"TechNews - Lawmaker Tries to Foil Illegal File Sharing" i dont know why people didn't do this earlier, like, falsify mp3 files, and stick happy little viruses in them that delete Kazaa/gnutella/morpheus/etc. that would be one of the easist ways to stop this that i can see.
Sent in by: Pork

"The WebTender - Frooty Biznitch" The name of this drink rocks~
Sent in by: Sombrfire
"GoonGraphics - Macs wont get you laid" rofl. hehe.
Sent in by: witz
 
July 10th
"Ananova - Farmer Working on Rectangular Peppers" heh, when i first read about japan doing square watermelons, i was like "Wtf?! Why do those crazy japanese always have to try to be different. but i never thought about shipping the fruits, and the benefits of it being square/rectangular. clever..

"CNN - UK Schoolgirl Sites Raise Fears" See. these girls know how to get what they want.. "Give me cool toys, and i'll take pics of my booty". Frankly, this is a win/win situation, if the girls are willing, and the guys are paying.. who cares?. not me. aslong as these girls are legal, as kiddy porn sux.

"MSNBC - Notorious Net Thief Pleads Guilty" heh, about time they catch this auction homo. I'm telling ya, i have yet to be screwed on an auction. but if i ever do, i dont care how far away you are.. im coming for ya.. so be warned..

"Yahoo - Kournakova Kiss" now, why couldn't they rip off each others clothes, and go at it on the tennis court? RIGHT THERE AND RIGHT NOW!@? thats what happens when i let my mind wander..

"Hot or Not - *Poo Jacket" HER JACKET SAYS *POO!
Sent in by: Hee-la
"BBCNews - Astronomy's Next Big Thing" heh, i dont understand why this wasn't done earlier. Like why can't all the major governments join forces, and develop a super-scope, instead of each government developing an identical shitty telescope and waste resources.. Its time to pool togheter, and make some cool toys.
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Get Fuzzy - Ratboy" heh.
Sent in by: Hab
 
July 9th
"Fortune - All you need is Love, $50 Billion, and Killer Software Codenamed LongHorn" you know what i've realized. most articles written about Bill Gates, are surprizingly intelligent; except for all those rants from LUNIX m0's. heh

"MegaGames - Lindows gets Walmart Deal" The only reason i havn't changed to Linux yet, is DirectX. once someone can figure out how to port that shizz over, I'm converting in a sec..

"Wheres Waldo" hehe i have my sound off, but i think you should too before trying this one out, but i can see it spreading around the workplace pretty quick

"eBay - Complete Storm Trooper Costume" and look at what True Dorks will pay just to be the biggest dork on the block..

"National Post - Science Solves Mystery of Odd Socks" hah!

"McAlester News - Pink Katydid Caused by Genetic Abnormality" OoOo, Could these pink insects be an experiment by the gay and lesbian community? designed and trained to eat the pastures of good wholesome hetrosexual americans?. CONSPIRACY! heh
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
"The Number of the Beast" heh, scroll down to about mid page, and read all the "... of the beast" some of those are genius :)
Sent in by: IkeTurner
 
July 8th
"Dumb Warnings - Please Rewind your DVDs" ghah. Blockbuster SUX!

"Science Hobbyist - Howto Build an Electrostatic Loudspeaker" heh, just incase you wanna piss off your neighbours..

"CNN - Adelphia Misses Interest Payments" wow, looks like more .com bombs are looming. and i thought it was bad 10months ago when the "bottom fell out", looks like that was when most of the large companies just kinda started faking income heh.

"Sluggy Freelance - Women.." heh

"Prelimiary Plans - Run Your Car on Water" uhm, this could work.... But it would take a SHITLOAD of electricity to do. a simple 12V Car battery couldn't pull this off by a long shot..
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
"Kansas City News - Tourists' Late-night Taxi Ride Turn into 90 Minutes of Terror" this does not surprize me, Kansas is a pretty crazy town...
Sent in by: Perlandra
"HardOCP - Roasted AMD" this is the only reason why im not running AMDs here on my lab. Cuz i know that one would randomly overheat, and the die would cook, and i'd be out 200+$. God bless Intel and their chips that just shutdown when they overheat..
Sent in by: SirHugh