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July
14th
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July
13th
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July
12th
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"NewScientist
- Light turns into Glowing Liquid" Light as a "gas"..
I've never heard of this before. seems kinda far fetched to me. since
i've never seen photons act like a gas.... I'm afraid i'd have to see
this to believe it.

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"CNN
- Gnutella Developer Dies in Apparent Suicide" oh this
is reaking of a conspiracy. I bet the RIAA payed someone to kill Gene,
and make it look like a suicide, just to make a statement to all filesharing
software developers out there.

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"Ananova
- Motorist Banned Despite 'Dogs Were Driving' Claim"
hah! oh yeah, next time i run over a cop, i'll be sure to blame it on
my dog... some people think its easy to cheat the system.. But this
guy tried to cheat, got caught, then said "I DIDNT CHEAT!" heh.

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"MSNBC
- Star Wars Gun Targets Surface Mines" see, this is pretty
cool, the US Gov/army has come up with a new way to combat landmines
(surface mines atleast). but wouldn't it just be easier, to send a vibrating
pulse through the ground, to set off all mines (including burried ones)?
You could use some low band radio waves to cause the vibrations. I'm
sure it would work (me with my pre-university Physics/theory credits)
SO I KNOW EVERYTHIGN

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"Canada.com
- Second Family Probed for Spanking" interesting.
heres some paste.
The children's aid is seeking to have the seven children
deemed to be in need of protection, a finding that would see the family
subject to a year-long supervision order by agency workers and subject
to unannounced visits to the home.
The youngsters were in temporary foster care for only about three
weeks, but the court has heard considerable evidence that the experience
was devastating and traumatic for them. Some of them briefly stopped
eating, and several were concerned that exposure to such modern temptations
as television and a houseful of people with bare arms would lead them
astray, and to the devil.
Sent in by: St. James

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"Weebl
and Bob - Donkie Pie" hehe "It must be the
bad end" :) but i love the subtle irony.
Sent in by: _missy_

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"Better
Barbies" ahha, these rule. but i looked at the marge
simpson one, and that one just blows..
Sent in by: Perlandra

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July
11th
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"BBCNews
- Workers Sacked for Surfing Porn" haha, what kinda moron
surfs pr0n at work.. actually, back when i worked in the helpdesk (of
some unnamed top 50 managed companies world wide) i ran into several
users who broke their laptops, and had to send them back to us, and
"requested that certain folders were recovered" this wasn't that unusual,
until we actually grabbed the data and found copeous amounts of pronography.
some of them mearly had topless models, while other had japscat movies.
ofcourse we never told anyone else. Looking back, it would have been
nice to burn a few of those asshole employee's.. heh.

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"FoxNews
- Vegans Scorn Honey from Oppressed Bees" GHAHAH
"Vegetarians don't live longer, they just look older,"
said South Dakota cattle rancher Jody Brown. "If animals weren't meant
to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?"
THIS IS THE BEST POINT IVE EVER HEARD~
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"Ananova
- Foetus Found in Woman After 40 Years" eeew...

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"Click
on Detroit - Booze in Book stores Approved" now
this is a pretty good idea. if there was one of the bookstores in toronto,
i'd prolly start reading again..
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"TechNews
- Lawmaker Tries to Foil Illegal File Sharing" i
dont know why people didn't do this earlier, like, falsify mp3 files,
and stick happy little viruses in them that delete Kazaa/gnutella/morpheus/etc.
that would be one of the easist ways to stop this that i can see.
Sent in by: Pork
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"The
WebTender - Frooty Biznitch" The name of this drink
rocks~
Sent in by: Sombrfire

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"GoonGraphics
- Macs wont get you laid" rofl. hehe.
Sent in by: witz

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July
10th
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"Ananova
- Farmer Working on Rectangular Peppers" heh, when i
first read about japan doing square watermelons, i was like "Wtf?! Why
do those crazy japanese always have to try to be different. but i never
thought about shipping the fruits, and the benefits of it being square/rectangular.
clever..

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"CNN
- UK Schoolgirl Sites Raise Fears" See. these girls know
how to get what they want.. "Give me cool toys, and i'll take pics of
my booty". Frankly, this is a win/win situation, if the girls are willing,
and the guys are paying.. who cares?. not me. aslong as these girls
are legal, as kiddy porn sux.

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"MSNBC
- Notorious Net Thief Pleads Guilty" heh, about time
they catch this auction homo. I'm telling ya, i have yet to be screwed
on an auction. but if i ever do, i dont care how far away you are..
im coming for ya.. so be warned..

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"Yahoo
- Kournakova Kiss" now, why couldn't they rip off
each others clothes, and go at it on the tennis court? RIGHT THERE AND
RIGHT NOW!@? thats what happens when i let my mind wander..
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"Hot
or Not - *Poo Jacket" HER JACKET SAYS *POO!
Sent in by: Hee-la

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"BBCNews
- Astronomy's Next Big Thing" heh, i dont understand
why this wasn't done earlier. Like why can't all the major governments
join forces, and develop a super-scope, instead of each government developing
an identical shitty telescope and waste resources.. Its time to pool
togheter, and make some cool toys.
Sent in by: Perlandra

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"Get
Fuzzy - Ratboy" heh.
Sent in by: Hab

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July
9th
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"Fortune
- All you need is Love, $50 Billion, and Killer Software Codenamed LongHorn"
you know what i've realized. most articles written about Bill Gates,
are surprizingly intelligent; except for all those rants from LUNIX
m0's. heh
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"MegaGames
- Lindows gets Walmart Deal" The only reason i havn't
changed to Linux yet, is DirectX. once someone can figure out how to
port that shizz over, I'm converting in a sec..
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"Wheres
Waldo" hehe i have my sound off, but i think you
should too before trying this one out, but i can see it spreading around
the workplace pretty quick
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"eBay
- Complete Storm Trooper Costume" and look at what
True Dorks will pay just to be the biggest dork on the block..
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"National
Post - Science Solves Mystery of Odd Socks" hah!
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"McAlester
News - Pink Katydid Caused by Genetic Abnormality"
OoOo, Could these pink insects be an experiment by the gay and lesbian
community? designed and trained to eat the pastures of good wholesome
hetrosexual americans?. CONSPIRACY! heh
Sent in by: Rev_Quj

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"The
Number of the Beast" heh, scroll down to about mid
page, and read all the "... of the beast" some of those are
genius :)
Sent in by: IkeTurner

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July
8th
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