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July 21st
"News.com.au - Strippers Stopped at Border" heh, this is what you get for telling the truth at customs. This is why you always say "Oh its a personal vacation, No business" when your going off to strip in a foreign land. heh.

"CNN - Beijing Internet Cafes Reopen" Look at that picture, i've never seen computers so tightly packed. but i guess that explains why they are deathtraps when shit overheats and catches fire.

"Excite - Fake Squeegee Kids Nab Traffic Scofflaws" interesting. using the veil of a squeegee kids to bust people who dont use their seatbelts.. good concept..

"Ananova - Birthday Card Reveals Death Threat" ghah, this reminds of the Jerkcity "You've been invited too.. SUCK COCK!" hehe.

"Australian IT - Falun Gong Hijacks Chinese TV" hah, CHINA == OWNED>
Sent in by: Flatline
"The Fast and the Furious 2 Casting Calls Pics" hah, some of these cars look retarted. i can't believe anyone would do this *ON PURPOSE* to their cars.. heh
Sent in by: Sirhugh
"b3ta - You can't spell" I'm sure this is funny to someone, but i dont really get it. I must be missing something.
Sent in by: _missy_
 
July 20th
"FoxNews - School Says "Tag" is out" jesus. what the funk is going on... this whole politically correctness crap is going WAY to far. Now, mind you, i dont have kids now, but when i do, i wonder what i will have to do to give them all the options that i had when i was growing up. Like playing tag and dodge ball, and stuff.. maybe i should start a private school that caters to my ideals.. hrm..

"Time.com - Absolute Wealth Corrupts Absolutely" heh, this is a pretty interesting article on how the economy works with big businesses.

"Business2.0 - Are Holograms Finally for Real?" damnit, i want a holoTV, so i can watch shit in 3D. I CANT WAIT.

"ArtBell - Kreskin Post Mortem" hrmm. im surprized i actually missed this when it was new. ah well, Art bell is cool and everything, but he thinks everything is a government conspiracy. which is fair, but it gets boring....

"TechTV - Catching the Great White" DID JAWS III NOT TEACH US ANYTHING?! heh
Sent in by: Sombrfire
"ABCNews - Girl Ordered Gang-Rape in Pakistan" what the fuck is wrong with these people... I have never heard of anything so retarded..
Sent in by: Hee-la
"Squirrel Hazing" heh.
Sent in by: Flatline
 
July 19th
"eBay - Brooklyn Bridge for Sale" k, when i first saw this. i was like "Whoa, Cool, you could easily turn that into at toll bridge". but then i started to read through all the shit. first off, it has to be relocated. so right off the bat, it starts to suck. Then the concrete bed (road) has been removed; which means almost nothing can cross it. and third of all, you have to move it yourself. so, i guess its always important to read the entire auction, before bidding. heh.

"CodeMasters - ToCA Race Driver a Shockwave Game" its too bad you can't drift these cars around, cuz that would rule. well, it may not rule, but it would make this game suck less. :\

"Ananova - Urine Attack on Cashpoint" Rofl, this is soo lame, this guy must have been completely hammered to do this. K, if a bank machine tells me im broke, usually i just turn away in disappointment. but I dont think i'd ever pee on one.

"Adobe's Skateboarding Tron" heh

"GeekIssues - Top 50 Quotes" heh, some of these are actually pretty funny :)
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"MSNBC - House OKs Life Sentences for Hackers" oh great. this does not look promising for all us youthful hax0rs 3l33t. But i guess this is all in the name of FIGHTING TERRORISM. I swear the US is becoming a marshaled state, where the government controls everything, and the people are loving it.
Sent in by: Perlandra
"Amazon.com - Out of the Loop" this is kinda spooky. check out the name of the band, (i am the world trade center), then check out the release date (july 2001). then take a look at the name of TRACK 11 (September).. Freaky.
Sent in by: Chris L.
 
July 18th
"SatireWire - Canada Has a Warship? Like For War?" *snicker* god i love satirewire :)

"BBCNews - Ground Zero Plans Unveiled" yeah im not sure if building something ontop of this area is best thing to do, maybe turning it into another large park, or something like that. in memorial of the large loss of life. *shrug* we'll see what the New Yorkers think.

"ABCnews - Quadriplegic Sues Strip Club" heh, looks like even quadriplegics get horny too. i'm not quite sure why there would be a special room for lapdances, unless there was more going on then a simple lapdance, *wink*. ah well, i guess to be politically correct, there should be some sort of wheel chair accessible vip area, but i could see them just putting up a shower curtain around him and going nutz inside it. heh. that would be my 3$ solution.

"CNN - Multimedia Windows XP Coming" Oh god. i dont know if i'd trust Microsoft in handling my media on a "Built to spec" hardware.. Although Since HP bought Compaq, their hardware has gotten better. so I guess we'll have to wait and see exactly what they do with this. cuz having an integrated gaming/dvd/music stations sounds like it could be stepping on the toes of the Xbox.

"GimpRoulette" rofl.
Sent in by: _missy_
"NCBuy.com - Vatican Accused of Hiding TimeMachine" uh yeh.
Sent in by: Doom^
"Vibrating Tongue Barbell" hah im surprized they didn't write in. "DESIGNED FOR FELATIO" heh. cuz thats the only reason why i'd want someone elses tongue to vibrate.
Sent in by: Perlandra
 
July 17th
"BBCNews - Girl 10yrs, Dies of Ecstacy Overdose" What kinda family was this girl brought up in, where she had access to such drugs.

"Trends in Japan - Shiny Mud Balls" Whoa. this is cool, hell if it didn't take several hours to do, i'd go home now and bust out some dirt and some water, and polish me up some dirt balls, heh. they look neat atleast
In the field of developmental psychology up to now, play that developed children's imagination and creativity, such as role playing and drawing, was deemed important. But Professor Kayo is searching for whether developmental psychology has overlooked something very important: the experimentation children undertake in everyday activities like eating, getting dressed, and sleeping. He feels that making shiny mud balls is a good way of searching for the essence of children's play. Kayo believes that the answers lie within the hearts of children, and he continues to visit the preschool once a week.

"MSNBC - Will IBM's 'Shark' Sink or Swim" heres a quick clip.
The system also comes with some features from IBM's eLiza program to let computing systems run themselves without as much human intervention. For example, Raizner said, when there's a problem in the 64GB of cache memory in a Model 800 or 800 Turbo, the system first will try to bypass the problem area. If that doesn't work it will connect to an IBM database to try to find a fix. After that, it will take the step of requesting a technician to fix the problem.
Now dont get me wrong, this isn't very new. management software has been around for ages, but when a system has a failure like this, it usually just dies/shutsdown, and doesn't try to re-route anything. This is pretty cool, its like something out of StarTrek's Borg arsenal.
"Ananova - Man Steals Car to Get to Court to be Sentenced for Car Theft" hah, now this is classy, but i can see how he didn't want to be late for his court appearance; that would look pretty bad.. But you'd think, that stealing a car would look worse to a judge :)

"Vector Lounge - Wireframe Man" did i post this already? its pretty cool
Sent in by: Treaps
"Apple - I made the Switch" rofl
Sent in by: _missy_
"xbitlabs - Radeon Overclocking" k, the only thing this video card is missing, is a TYPE-R Sticker, or POWERED BY ATI. or some shit :)
Sent in by: Sirhugh
 
July 16th
"WIRED - Minority Report has Ad-Ded Value" christ. When movie makers do stuff like this, they shouldn't charge you to go and see it. since they've prolly already made most of the money back (for making the movie) just by doing product placements,etc.

"Paranormal Australia - Maitland Gaol Image" whoa. this does look pretty neat. and no, this isn't one of these "Stare at this .swf file disguised as a .gif, and have scream at you ever 2 mins."

"AR15 Forums - Bulletfest Photo Gallery" I can't wait for sally struthers to pick up on this phenomennmenonn. "<Sally> Please, Give these bright young redneck children a chance to shoot the crap out of house hold appliances, cars, computers, and compressed gas tanks. Without your help, these children will not reach their full redneck potential. Please send money today. "

"Gothic Personals - Slutty Prostitute Barbie, Seeks Ken" cross-dressing-gay-goths make me laugh :)

"CNN - Israeli Military Releases Another Baby Photo" ah yes another "joke" HA HA! Who's laughing now.... I hate to say this but. It must suck when the whole world see's how savage a country is; I can't wait till someone high-up gets offended, and takes it upon themselves to own all these baby dressing motherfuckers.
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"RX-7 Forum - Ryan's Stolen FD RECOVERED! (long)" ghah, now this rules. nothing like being a dumbass car thief. read it. all. its priceless.
Sent in by: Patrick B.
"TheDenverChannel - Woman: My Assigned License Plate is Suggestive" Rofl. this girl, is now the most popular girl on her block :)
Sent in by: doom^
 
July 15th
"Ananova - Sex Video's Now Compulsory for Pandas" hah PORN FOR PANDAS. i wonder if i can rent some of this stuff at my local blockbustah~

"Reuters - Israeli Suicide Bomber Children" k, this is kinda funny, but i think those israeli's are going a bit far.. (heres CNN's followup)

"Video Vigilante - Prostitution is Glamorous" *shudder* I'm so glad that i can still have sex with attractive young girls for free.

"Salon - Microsoft Discloses Security Flaws" i think MS's security team needs to work harder to keep these exploits down. I guess this is why any "real" server runs *NIX. ah well, MS(UCKS)

"DysEducational Driving Films" this rules
Sent in by: ^05-09-04
"Cat Comes Clean" *snicker*
Sent in by: Treaps
"E! Online - Pride, in the name of blood" OoOo New fighting league on TV. i wonder if i can get this in canada yet.. too bad our cable sucks.
Sent in by: Rev_Quj