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|
 "Wired
- Anti-Abortion? An ISP Wants You" What kind of militant-nazi
crap is this? You know when dumbasses find other dumbasses to follow
them around, the outcome is never good. I wonder who his backbone provider
is, and how long they will remain clients of theirs.. Infact, i wonder
how long it will be before their systems get hacked. and their networks
owned.  
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| "Lego
VCR" This is the coolest thing i've seen all day. too
bad it doesn't actually PLAY video cassettes. otherwise it would totally
rock, and i'd have to put one together when i get home. heh.
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| "Ananova
- Indian Firm Markets Instant Cow Dung for Urban Hindus"
hah, INSTADUNG, If this isn't pop culture for hindu's i dont know what
is. but whats really good is.. They're going to patent the product..
FREEZE DRIED POO.
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| "The
Corporate Rave" i dont know what to say..... Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "101
Things Every Guy Should Know" I'm pretty sure i've
posted this, but it was under a different page title or some shit. Anyway,
funny names for sex things. my favorite is the Western Grip :) Sent in by: _missy_
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| "FYI
Winnipeg - Homer Simpson is a Canuck?" I KNEW IT.
Homers canadian. But this doesnt really explain homers hostitilty towards
canada; i blame those writers.. But it does explain why all americans
think canadians are mildy retarted.... Sent in by: DirectorSG . |
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| Alright,
I've had a taste for the retro. I decided to bust out the good old Tradewars.
Its such a classic, for those interested in playing, I'm opening up
my freshly "big banged" server up to the first 50 users the
info is telnet://tw2002.softchoicesucks.net
. If your interested in playing, hop on, and give it some hell, cuz
it should be fun.
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| "uComics
- FoxTrot Brain Freeze(reboot)" ehhe, Rules..
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| "JerkCity
- StormTroops Wearing Only Helmets and Black Socks" ROFLMAO
Jerkcity is king..
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| "Ananova
- Visitor Attacked by Jaguar after Climbing Zoo Fence"
oh god. people like this deserve to be devoured by animals. If i was
one of the zoo keepers, i would have let the jag's finish her off. The
one thing that really surprizes me by this, is the fact that the dumb-ass
victim was a girl.. I could expect something like this from a drunken
guy (cuz hell i've done some full-blown retarted stuff when i've been
lic'd), but a girl.. That is surprizing..
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| "Wired
- The Man Who Fell to Earth" uh, uh... a human breaking
the sound barrier.... The sonic shockwave (boom) would wreak havoc on
the brain/ears. But i guess theres no real way to test this, other then
throwing a human out of a balloon at the edge of the atmosphere. heh.
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| "Application
to be my Ex-Boyfriend" heh. more fun with javascript.
heh Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Washington
Post - Ex-Dictator Broke, Living with Mom" ghah,
Talk about Riches to Rags. and Royalty to Crap. its pretty funny how
even the tough asses will return to mommy when they fall from grace
heh. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "SatireWire
- Viagra Spill Revives Lake Michigan" *snicker* |
| "The
Origami Boulder Company" heh clever.. |
| "Mysteries
Under Moscow" an interesting article about the underground
tunnel systems in moscow, pretty cool |
| "NewScientist
- Humanity's "massive overdraft" with Earth" Good
to see we're all overusing the planet. Frankly by 2050 i doubt i'll
still be among the living. |
| "Subway
Ad" haha. that rules. Sent in by: Hee-La
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| "Spy
Kids Blow Pokemon" heh, almost too good to be true
:) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Boston.com
- New Bedford students allegedly sampled blood with shared needle"
what kind of dumbass teacher would do this? i swear.. America should
be focusing on the intelligence of their facility instead of the intelligence
of their students. Sent in by: MsWas
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| "WizKids
- Mechwarrior Tree House" Whoa, if i liked mechwarrior
this would be extremely cool.
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| "Ananova
- Egyptian Couple Given Six Months for Internet Sex Pics"
haha Encouraging Lewdeness that rules.. i wanna encourge lewdness :)
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| "eBay
- m41 Pulse Rifle From Aliens Prop Gun" k, if this was
one of the ACTUAL guns from the movie, i'd be all over it, but since
its just a cast replica its kinda lame. but still, it would be the perfect
addition to a wicked ass halloween Costume heh.
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| "CNN
- Bill Would Allow Hacking of P2P Services" I'm pretty
sure this is going on already, companies are trying to reverse engineer
clients for kazaa and shit to find out how it works. Its only a matter
of time before the RIAA stars openly hiring hax0rs.. but when that day
comes, i'll be hopping on with the RIAA :). |
| "Business
2.0 - The Technology Secrets of Cocaine Inc." did
i post this already? Sent in by: MsWas
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| "Guardian
Unlimited - Fowl Play" *shudder* i consume like
6 lbs a week of chicken fingers/nuggets.. Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "Lesbian
- A Female Homosexual" rofl Sent in by: `Nemesis
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|
| "Yahoo
- New Centipede Found in New York" heh, this just goes
to show you that there is still stuff that we havn't discovered in highly
populated areas.. but what really doesn't suprize me, is that this could
just be a mutation by some form of human intervention, and we all know
NY Sewers are brutal for the types of commercial waste they spew.
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| "Excite
- Boy's Penis Re-attached after Donkey Bite" Yeah, this
begs the question "What was he doing, near a donkey, with his dinky
out?" This just proves my theory that Morocco's regularly hump their
livestock heh.
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| "Penny-Arcade
- The Modern Arcade" ghah, penny arcade rules.. But Divx
rules more :)
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| "MSNBC
- MSN TV Prank Prompts 911 Calls" heh, This is why i
dont let Microsoft control anything with a modem, infact now that i
think about it. everything that connects me to the outside world is
MS Free. Rux!
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| "Crack
Aficionado.com" hah! this rules. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Opie
and Anthony - Man Boob Contest" these are some pretty
gross manboobs.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "BBCNews
- Spielburg Refused Star Wars Trial" I dont blame
Lucas, cuz Spielburg sucks.. well, so does lucas... Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Ananova
- Couple Charge for the Use of their Pavement" heh, See,
this is kinda shit thats funny, People putting up bogus taxes on shit
cuz the government pisses them off. I can easily respect this.
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| "Time
- Beyond the Rubber Bullet" heh. Futuristic Faggy weapons,
i swear, this kinda crap doesn't detour anyone from being a criminal,
if anything this encourages it, as there is no longer the fear of being
shot (and or killed) by a policeman, instead, you are "Subdued" or "entangled"
but not injured. this futuristic stuff is just gonna lead to a world
of criminals. *sigh*
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| "MSNBC
- Have you Hugged your Geek Lately?" HAH! WHERES MINE
BITCHEZ~
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| "Off
The Beaten Path News - New Crop Circles Near Stonehenge"
OoOooO These are purdy. |
| "All
About My Vagina" hah. This is pretty cool. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Avon
- Bear Hug" k, this is either really gay, or super
hilarious. i havn't quite figured it out yet. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Yahoo
- Old School Porn Kings Lament The Age of the "Viagra Boys""
hah~ Viagra is ruining the porn industry for the Older Pron Actors.
heh Sent in by: `Nemesis
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|
| heh,
just realized that my www server isn't accepting my logins anymore..
hrmph. dunno when you guys will see this update.. .Creator
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| "BBCNews
- S Korea Probes Human Clone Claim" hrmm i wonder what
this kid will look like. they should have stripped like all the generic
DNA data out of the cell before implanting it in her, so she could have
a freako kid with like no facial features, and pink hair. heh.
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| "Moon
Lander" I used to love this game. but this one seems
to get kinda messed up when you switch tasks (as im playing this at
work, and people always walk by my desk, so i gotta pretend im working,
but its mad fun once you get the hang of it.
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| "CNN
- Hunt for Bin Laden Goes Online" Wait a second, The
Al Qaeda using messages hidden in porno pictures? This would require
the members of the Al Qaeda to actually view this pictures, I was under
the impression that one of the major reasons the Al Qaeda hated the
US was because of its Perversion. Seems kinda funny now, that the Al
Qaeda is using porn to communicate with its "field operatives" heh.
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| "VNUNet
- Japanese Techies Accused of Bending Balls" heh
the title rocks. and once you start reading it, you'll see how proposterus
it really is.. if there was that much of a magnetic field, peoples analog
watches would stop, and people would prolly start getting headaches,
or feeling nausious.. ah well, its funny anyway. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Just
Cuz We're Dating..." heh. gotta love these "Pro-wait-till-your-married-to-have-sex-OR-YOU-WILL-BURN-IN-HELL"
ads. heh. Sent in by: Patrick B.
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| "RateMyKitten.com"
YES WE NEED MORE GENERIC "RATE MY..." Sites.. but some of
these are actually really cool lookin' cats.. Sent in by: _missy_
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|
| "The
Register - Ebay buys Paypal" k, why didn't the monopoly
police step in on this one.. this is way worse then MS and IE being
one.. ah well, maybe they will make Paypal ungay. |
| "SatireWire
- Foot-and-mouth First Virus Unable to Spread Through Microsoft Outlook"
*snicker* |
| "Guardian
- Earth Will Expire by 2050" heh. hopefully by this
time i will be dead already. |
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|
| "KnoxNews
- Not your Average Bear Attack" god. people are
so stupid Sent in by: MsWas
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| "Caffeine
Machine.jpg" heh, now this is pretty cool :) Sent in by: wwmd
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| "ABCNews
- Black Twins Born to White Couple" HEH_OOPS Sent in by: BlixGirl
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|
| "Yahoo
- Is a 'Sixth' Extinction Looming?" ah well, this sucks
and everything but.. What can be done. chances are too much damage has
already been incurred.
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| "Ananova
- FireFighters Rescue Girl Trapped in Computer Scanner"
ghahah. when i read this, i imaged a young girl, trapped from the shoulders
up in a flatbed scanner, running around screaming (with her screams
muffled by the scanner) heh. too bad it was an old roller style one..
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"CNN
- Giant Squid Washes up on Beach" Whoa~
The giant squid is a carnivorous mollusk with a beak-like mouth strong enough to cut through a steel cable and its eyes are the largest in the animal kingdom -- growing up to 45 centimeters (18 inches) wide.Thats a pretty big eye.. But i bet GoatSe.cx is running a close second in this competition (if you dont know what im talking about your better off not knowing..)
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"GeekyKid.net
- Job Selector" hehe check out my job.
You shall live in a belly button. Your job shall be to rearrange beligerent surface dwellers. |
| "Beastiality-Animals-Sex.com
- Puffy Nipples" Once again NOT WORK SAFE, but once
again, Wierd ass Fetishes, but surprizingly enough, this has nothing
to do with beastility, or animals.. Sent in by: kaleid
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| "Boobs
and Balloons" heh, this is obviously NOT WORK SAFE,
but its pretty funny, theres some wierd ass fetishes out there.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "CNN
- Apple Tries to Get G4 Export Ban Lifted" Uh yeah.
See, i understand that the G4 is a quick little computer, when its not
running MacOS, but they ship with MacOS on them, and the average user
doesn't know how to install Linux on them. But yeah. If i could stop
Apple from plaguing the world with shitty computers i'd ban them from
everywhere else too. heh Sent in by: MsWas
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|
| "The
Inquirer - Microsoft Gets in the PC Hardware Business"
heh, intel must be hating ms now. but this just goes to show the world,
that even MS is noticing that Intel sucks.. heh. |
| "FoxNews
- Hot Dog King Crowned" *shudder* i can barely tolerate
eating 1 hotdog (knowing whats in them) not to let lone 50 in 12mins..
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| "Goth
Trailer Park.com" hah. some of these cartoons are
actually funny. I dont know if its because i know some pretty ruffed
ass goths, but yeah, some of you may find this humorous too :) |
| "The
Sun Online - George Michael Jeered on by Callers"
Looks like no one likes George Michael anymore. Thank god. having him
outta the studio and outta the spot light means that he can't make bad
music anymore.. He wont be missed.. |
| "MDN
- TV Shopping Products Put to Bizzarre Uses" LOL
leave it to the japanese to do somehting like this with an innocent
weight loss belt :) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "G.I.
Joe the Musical" OMG! This looks like it rules..
too bad its so low budget, cuz i'd definatly have to check it out (Assuming
it tours canada, and not just montreal.). Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "GetFuzzy
- French Surrender" rofl Sent in by: Dromio
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| "News.com.au
- Strippers Stopped at Border" heh, this is what you
get for telling the truth at customs. This is why you always say "Oh
its a personal vacation, No business" when your going off to strip in
a foreign land. heh.
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| "CNN
- Beijing Internet Cafes Reopen" Look at that picture,
i've never seen computers so tightly packed. but i guess that explains
why they are deathtraps when shit overheats and catches fire.
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| "Excite
- Fake Squeegee Kids Nab Traffic Scofflaws" interesting.
using the veil of a squeegee kids to bust people who dont use their
seatbelts.. good concept..
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| "Ananova
- Birthday Card Reveals Death Threat" ghah, this reminds
of the Jerkcity "You've been invited too..
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| "Australian
IT - Falun Gong Hijacks Chinese TV" hah, CHINA ==
OWNED> Sent in by: Flatline
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| "The
Fast and the Furious 2 Casting Calls Pics" hah,
some of these cars look retarted. i can't believe anyone would do this
*ON PURPOSE* to their cars.. heh Sent in by: Sirhugh
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| "b3ta
- You can't spell" I'm sure this is funny to someone,
but i dont really get it. I must be missing something. Sent in by: _missy_
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