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 "BBCNews
- Humans Programmed to Spot Cheats" uh yeh, if this is
true, then why are gas prices so high? if we can spot cheats, then we
should be able to stop the government from screwing us like this.. *sigh* 
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| "CNN
- Who Will Microsoft Call for Tech Support?" heh looks
like HP beat out IBM's bid for this contract. Damn IBM sucks..
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| "Escape
the Sofa.mpg" now that is true. Its hard to escape
a comfy sofa.. too bad i dont own a sofa :\ |
"Ananova
- Men Arrested for Watching porn film in car" ghahah.
He says the film "wasn't nothing freaky " saying it just showed a "little bit of getting it on ".
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| "Rollin'
on 40s" hah! now that is ricin' to the max.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Microsoft
bCentral - Encryption Flaw May Decode E-Mail" heh,
yeh i was reading about this earlier.. Thats why if yer gonna use PGP,
you must use a version less then v7.* cuz right around 7.0 it got bought,
and the feds put in secret codes, so they can read your encrypted shit.
NEVER TRUST ENCRYPTION PROGRAMS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT MEDDLES IN THEM...
Sent in by: Ray M.
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| "Platinum
Stages.com" LOL For all your Stripper Pole and Platform
Needs : ) Sent in by: _missy_
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| "The
World's Largest Collection of Female Masturbation Synonyms"
ROFL Some of these are HILARIOUS! |
| "CNN
- Asian Brown Cloud Poses Global Threat" *snicker* this
reminds me of Kingpin the movie, "EVERYBODY RUN THERES A SHITCLOUD COMING!"
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| "Excite
- Phantom Goatsucker on Government Payroll" Rofl, and
i thought the "creative accounting" in the states was flawd :)
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| "Ananova
- Inmate at Bottom of Human Ladder Stranded as Friends Flee"
hah, nothing like being the biggest loser in jail, to have all your
jailbird friends ditch your ass on the way out..
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| "Heartless
Bitches International - Why "Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS"
I am such a loser. :\ Sent in by: Monsoon`
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| "Wired
- Implant Achieves Female Orgasm" Guh.. Where can
i buy one of these? It would have infinite uses at parties... Sent in by: ewigkeit
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| "SkyNews
- Brits are Least Liked Tourists" lol the third
last paragraph is priceless :) nothing like trying to "dumb it
down" when your the obvious idiot :) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Double Standard at AOL?" AOL SUCKS! |
| "Guardian
- Ga. Deputy Suspended After Chase" see. i like
cops.. But i hate bad cops.. they make me want to do bad things.. |
| "Wired
- SETI: We'll Find an "Alien" by 2027"
see, seti is really cool, but. their software blows. and their servers
blow.. Back to United Devices Cancer Fighter for me.. |
| "WashingtonPost
- Ravers Against the Machine" wow, im impressed
that ravers were able to organize themselves enough to put a petition
on the internet. You'd think they'd be constantly high on E, or something |
| "SacBee
- Jury Says 3.6Million the Right Number in Gateway Lawsuit"
hah, gateway = pwned. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Apple
Gamer.wmv" LOL! Sent in by: Clouds
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| "Virtual
Sex Machine.asx" oh god, stuff like this doesn't
need to exist.. If you can't get a blowjob without the aid of your computer,
your in need of ALOT of help... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Excite
- Aquarium Visitors Fall into Shark Tank" gahah, now
this was a smart idea. "Lets put a big Pirate style Plank (get your
eye patches and stuffed parrots out) and make like scallywags AND WALK0R
DE' PLANK0R~" over a tank full of sharks. heh
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| "Ananova
- Man Ends up With Barnacle Stuck to his Penis" Rofl,
Stand by me all over again~
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| "Popular
Science - Tiny Motor, Giant Leap" heh, now this is cool,
Molecular Motors power by Photons. Pretty neat..
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| "CNN
- Crow Shows She's No Bird-Brain" whoa, smart ass crow.
i wonder how soon they'll be teaching birds to peck out the eyes of
Al Qaeda members.. heh
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| "SatireWire
- Bill Allows Pilots to Carry Guns, Now Two Things in Cockpit Will be
Loaded" ghaha Satire Wire rules. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Murderize
- Communist Mario" OMG ROFLMAO Sent in by: Treaps
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| "ZAP!
Electric Vehilces" why does the guy on the red hover
thing remind me of Johnny Knoxville? Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "ABCNews
- Phillippine Action Star Kills Two" YAY For Vigilante
Justice.. |
| "ILoveBacon
- Police 420" *snicker* |
| "SMH
- Scientists Make Polio Virus Using Net Recipe" and
i thought the bomb recipes on the net were bad, but this is a whole
new low..
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| "Tennesean
- Drive Through Lets mourners Pay Respects" this
just proves, we've become obsessed with convience..... |
| "Rising
Sun Entertainment - Anime Expo 2002" i am strangely
aroused by this yellow chick... Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "NZ
Stuff - Midwife Pulls out of Porn Baby Birth" hehe,
yet another followup :) Sent in by: Tristan
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| "Bad
Ass School Bus.mpg" more commonly referred to as
the "Cool School bus" or the "Wheel standing bus"
heh. Sent in by: Insaney
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| "Guardian
- Game Publicity Plan Raises Grave Concerns" LOL
Advertising on Grave Stones.. Now thats a novel idea. |
| "Excite
- Man Dies After Fiery Summer Snowmobile Stunt" ghah.
This is what its like to be a canadian.. Always Drunk... Doing stupid
shit that gets ya killed.. heh. |
| "MansfieldNews
- Sheriff Suspects Cruisers Deliberatly Set Ablaze"
hehe, i doubt this is deliberate, pot heads are not that organized,
theres no way they could set 2 cars on fire and not remain at the scene
giggle like little girls. |
| "MailTribune
- Pump It Yourself" wow.. Talk about getting out
of the stone age. THANKS OREGON FOR JOINING US IN THE 20TH CENTURY~ |
| "SyracuseNews
- Family of Boy Injured by Leopard May Sue" oh yeah,
Lets sue the zoo because you dont watch your kids like you should..
Theres a good idea. Not only is the kid stupid, but he inheirited it
from his parents... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CNN
- Grandmother Sees Wrong Boy in Casket" how the
fuck could you mistake your son, for your sons best friend?? Sent in by: Brill
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| "Dance
Fundamentals" lol. this guy rules. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Big
Ass Fans.com" hah Marketing Genius~ |
| "Yahoo
- Six Billionth Can of SPAM Luncheon Meat Produced" oh
god, people are actually eating this crap? I would have thought spam
would have gone out of business ages ago.. |
| "BBCNews
- Neck Cushion Threat to Air Passengers" hah something
that was designed to save lives, is actually threatening to some :)
anyone remember Tommy Boy? with Chris Farley?.. heh |
| "Fairy
Tale Costumes" uh, im strangely aroused by some
of these....
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| "The
Balducci Levitation" heh neat trick, it does almost
fool the eye. heh Sent in by: Dromio
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| "GloucestershireNews
- Battle of Sexes to Deter Moths Deadly to Trees"
lol making male moths produce female pheremones, so the males hump each
other... Interesting... heh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CNN
- Man Arrested for Burning Kitten on Grill" WHAT
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICANS?! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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