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|
 "Excite
- AirLine Sued for Millions over Lost Cat" haha, 14$
per pound.. Now thats funny. so an 8lbs cat (thats about average i think)
would only return about 112$, Now, the real scam would be, getting really
dense animals, (like pigs or something) boxing them up, and flying them
around the country, waiting for the airlines to either, Kill them, or
Loose them, and get the 14$ per lbs, since Pigs weigh between 75-150+lbs,
That would be an easy wait to make some cash on the side :)  
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| "Ananova
- Three-Year-Old Survives 130Ft Window Fall Without a Scratch"
hehe this is pretty cool, but the last paragraph is the saving grace..
I'm not gonna paste and ruin it. just check it out :)
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| "CNN
- New DVD Format Proposed" heh, let see, the first DVD
Format was "Unhackable" then it got hacked like its first week in consumer
distribution. I'm willing to bet that this is the "At first you dont
succeed, try to outsmart the hax0r kids a second time" heh.
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| "Canoe.ca
- Britain Marks 150 Years of Public Toilets" Now theres
something to celebrate... "We should have stopped pissing in Alley ways
over 150 years ago.. BUT WE STILL DO IT FOR FUN!" heh. silly brits.
|
| "Fucking
Machines.com" Rofl, Look at the names.. They ROOL~
also click on the names for an animated picture of what they actually
do. also note the Horse power, some of these devices are stronger the
my lawnmower heh. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "K.I.T.T.
By BigBang" heh. the KITT Car from Knight Rider,
totally rendered in HTML, God bless Colored Cells in Tables. heh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "The
Sun - Boys 2Inch Gun Seized" God... This is going
too far... Sent in by: p0ng
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|
| "BBCNews
- How the Brain Forgets" heh, i kinda like the way my
brain "deletes" memories of mine, like every day, after i leave work,
it seems that i immediatly forget the previous 8hours, so it never seems
like im at work (but i do remember, having to wake up at 5am which blows).
so, i remember my day like this. (5:30am) Wake up (5:35am) Shower (5:45am) Eat Breakfast (6:00am) Leave for work (6:35am) Arrive at work MISSING SCENE (11:30am) Lunch (12:00pm) Arrive at work MISSING SCENE (3:30pm) Leave for Home. If i remembered how much works sucks, i'd prolly go on a killing rampage or something
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| "The
Old Computer - TV Advertisment History" hah, i remember
everyone of these (post 1984). Man i should find my intellivision. I
could prolly fix it, and bust out Burger Time, or Triple Play heh.
|
| "Local6
- Bee's Swarm SUV At I-HOP Restaurant" Now this is interesting..
The Pheremones (its 7am, and i can't spell) that the queen gives off
must be really strong for these other bees to pick up the "Scent".
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| "Ananova
- 27Year old Vegan Collie Could be Worlds Oldest Dog" Its
amazing that the Guiness book of World Records is still around, since
its packed with such useless information.. Who cares how old, the oldest
dog is?? Not me. (well, not really), since my dog is like 13 and he's
pf-old.. heh.
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| "Icy
Hot Stuntaz Gallery" heh, These guys blow, they
also need more bracelets and head bands.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "NewGrounds
- Alien Hominid" hah, this game rules :) kinda like
an inverted MIB Game :) Sent in by: cbla
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| "Recording
Industry of America - Hacked" *snicker* this is
what you get when you piss off smaert ass kids who have way too much
time on their hands.. heh Sent in by: Disruptor
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|
| "MSNBC
- Game Console Price War Heats Up" Now this pisses me
off, Back in January, i spent 400$+ cad on my PS2, and now, they can
be had for like half that... And here i am, lookin like a chump, I swear,
I'm never buying another Sony Product...
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| "CNN
- Power of Force Leads to Census Farce" LOL..
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| "Ananova
- Motorist Facing Charges After Using Lighter to Check Fuel Tank"
this explosion should have killed this guy, just so his stupidity
wouldn't affect anyone else, anymore...
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| "MetaCritic
- All Time Low Scoring Movies" heh I've seen most
of these movies. and frankly, i liked a bunch of them, like Whipped,
that movie ruled. and joe dirt was hilarious too... I dunno who the
hell reviewed these movies, prolly bible thumping christians... |
| "What
Would Jesus Do? - Panties... " YES! About time religion
got involved in the underwear business :) Sent in by: Pyber
|
| "News.com.au
- Aussie Suicide Bags Delayed" i can't believe someone
actually designed bags to aid in the self suffocation.. Any old grocery
bag would do... They dont have to be specially designed.. Since they
will only be used once :) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Excite
- Escaped Emu Mistaken for Naked Man" Ghahah Sent in by: Sheltered_Canuck
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|
| "Yahoo
- Man Accused in Wedgie Case" Rofl. Nothing like getting
way too pissed about having your underwear stretched between yer buttcheeks..
|
"BBCNews
- Pakistan Rape Trial Adjourned" About fucken time that
pakistan gets with the 18th Century.. Jesus, I would hate to think how
this country deals with regular day to day problems, like running out
of napkins or not refilling the toilet paper dispenser; Mukhtaran Bibi's brother, Abdul Shakoor, said the story of his affair was concocted to cover up the fact that he had been sodomised by three men earlier in the day and threatened to report the incident.
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| "Neumu
- Simpsons, All Tommorows Parties" now, this would
be cool |
| "Ananova
- Teenager hit by Meteor" Uhm, this is the most rediculous
thing i've ever heard, if a meteor hit a person (no matter what its
size), it would penetrate the person and leave terrible scorch marks.
People dont understand, stuff thats in 0 gravity and 0 oxygen, is very
dense, theres no air bubbles to take up space, its 100% matter, and
something the size of a human thumb could weight more then 10 tons.
Chances are this is some kind of heavy element from a planes jet engine,
carbon buildup that came loose one day, and fell onto this unsuspecting
teenager.. nothing more..
|
| "FoxNews
- Taking a Puff, Smoke Free" heh, i hate to say
it, but the entire thing about smoking, is that its sexy, i doubt hot
chicks would give up smoking to look normal in a crouded room.. Sent in by: disc
|
| "Sabotage
Sex Toy.com" ghah, i love the little flash anime
characters :) Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
|
| "Yahoo
Photos - Bottle Cap Fun" now this is what happens
when you drink alot, and have alot of free time on your hands afterwards..
Sent in by: IkeTurner
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|
| "Ananova
- Beer Fan Takes Bottles to the Grave" LOL "I'm not an
alcoholic" hah. yeh right.. 20 Beers a day?.. I cant think of a better
definition of "Alcoholic" then that. heh
|
| "CNN
- Gamers Drive Souped-up PC Market" uhm, i dont see how
being rich, and stupid makes these people who "rice" up their computers
"elite" frankly, anyone who spends this much time "customizing" their
computer to show case it at Geek events, just makes them HUGE ASS NERDS;
not 'elite gamers'..
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| "BBCNews
- Injured Priestly out of Hospital" Doh! Now.. Why did
Dale Earnhardt have to die, when Jason Priestley can live.. frankly
I hate nascar racing but i'd prefer Dale over Jason anyday.. Since Dale
wasn't in 90210
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| "MSNBC
- Hacker Mailing list goes Corporate" Great... Bugtrack
got bought.... by symantec... So in not time, they'll be trying to sell
their "Internet Security Suite" as the "Solution to all
problems" (which its not, it gives a total false sense of security,
which in the long run will lead to your ass getting hacked.. |
| "Ascii
Drawings by Koshy George" man, next time i redesign
this site, its gonna be all Ascii. YEH ASCII BITCHEZ~ Sent in by: Ostr0Goth
|
| "Toronto
Star - Diamonds are Forever, and you can be too"
its amazing what you can do with the ashes of a dead pig.... Sent in by: Sheltered_Canuck
|
| "PVPOnline
- Ultima Online" heh, this sums up todays dumbass
youth... (myself included) Sent in by: Kainazzo
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|
| Ah
god, it feels good to be back home. 2100 Kilometres later I'm back at
home. I'd like to thank Servo, and p0ng for putting me and my homo's
asses' up for the week, Bosco for supplying us with constant comedy,
Evan, for reminding us what its like to be a kid again (*snicker*),
Beavnuts wish you could have stayed longer, Also Thanks go out to Sain
(Dude your ass is now my property) and Ghaleon (Bitch better not ditch
us again...). Hopefully once i get some sleep i'll pull the pics off
the cam, and post a few :) .Creator
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| "Ananova
- Man Refuses to Stop Pool Sex, Until after he Provides Satisfaction"
LOL, i didn't realize that Public pools were "pickup bars" in Italy.
But hey, atleast he wanted to please the chick.. It wasn't like a "wham-bam-thank-you-mam"
type guy. so atleast he tried to be respectable (while humping in public)
heh.
|
| "Jorgen
Stadje - The Case of the Exploding CDRom" heh. Stress
testing cdroms at high rotation speeds heh, now this is cool
|
| "All
Flesh Must Be Eaten Balloon Animals" ..... I dont
know what to say.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "GothicMatch.com"
DEAR GOD. GOTHIC PEOPLE BREEDING.. SOMEONE STOP IT.. Sent in by: Sheltered_Canuck
|
| "Mutafukaz
Pilote v1.0" Whoa. now this is some seriously cool
flash.. too bad it takes forever to load :\ Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
| "SRQ-
Racing - Ricing Epidemic" heh, now this rules. I
love how they make fun of the loser ricers, but actually show respect
to some of the cooler cars (ie, the "Respected" section).
rad.. Sent in by: Tom
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|
| "Groovin
Granny.swf" *snicker* |
| "The
Register - eBay Withdraws Penis Auction" hehe. Now
that would have been funny. |
| "The
Sun - Girls are Panting for More" "Push up
Groin pants for guys" These would rule at parties. heh |
| "Howto
Get your Econobox in the 14s" Ghahah! This rocks..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
|
| "eBay
- RACING CIVIC" GO RICE Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "TurboVan.com
- High Performance Vans" heh, Construction workers
who wanna be ricers.. heh Sent in by: UltraPimp
|
| "Evan
Robers - Ravers are Dumb.mpg" heh Sent in by: Flatline
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|
| "Jorgen
Stadje - The Case of the Exploding CDRom" heh. Stress
testing cdroms at high rotation speeds heh, now this is cool
|
| "Excite
- Couple Arrested for Sex in Cathedral" hah, whats with
all the sex in public? is it becoming less-risque??
|
| "Wired
- RedFaced Palm, Blows Color Count" hah, this is why
Palms suck. they're technology is ok, but it just can't compare to the
pocket PC market..
|
| "Ananova
- Man Refuses to Stop Pool Sex, Until after he Provides Satisfaction"
LOL, i didn't realize that Public pools were "pickup bars" in Italy.
But hey, atleast he wanted to please the chick.. It wasn't like a "wham-bam-thank-you-mam"
type guy. so atleast he tried to be respectable (while humping in public)
heh.
|
| "Anti-Rice
- Stupid Jeep" ghaha. Sent in by: Suffer
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| "The
Page Cannot be Fucking Displayed" heh more fun with
404 messages. Sent in by: Katester
|
| "Think
Geek - 10 Types of people in the world... " these
fuckers stole another one of my ideas. Sent in by: Ghaleon
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|
| "Wicked
Weasel, Bikinis" Whoa, these are kinda small, but
very nice... I should look into picking some up.. Not for me ofcourse........ |
"Oooo
Me So Horny - The Horny Survey" ghah
You are 83.5% X-rated |
| "BBCNews
- The Weed and the Web" hah, This explains IRC...
Everyone on irc is either smoking pot, or in the process of smoking
dope, or just finished rolling a dubie |
| "Plustech
Walking Technology - Bad ass Lawn Mower" OMG THIS
ROCKS! Sent in by: iketurner
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| "Mouse
Pad Couch" Whoa~ Now thats a shitload of mouse pads..
i remember when i sold pc's i had a couple boxes of these generic "rubber
smelling" blue mouse pads, i wonder where they are today?? Sent in by: Dromio
|
| "CBBC
- Lily the Cat Loses her Ears" Guh... I dont know
what to say.. I dont know whats wierder, Cat Ear Cancer, or a Cat without
ears... Sent in by: Skace
|
| "Sandia
MEMS: Image Gallery" Whoa~ Check out these Tiny
ass Engine systems.. those bugs are pf-disgusting.. Sent in by: Moniqa
|
|
| "ESPN
- Bigfoot Named by Defence in Triple Murder" hah now
this is hard to believe..
|
| "FoxNews
- Security Chief Charged for Missiles" wow, the US Government
actually did something Good for once.. and saved lives.. instead of
risking the lives of tens of thousands of troops (ala, Operation Enduring
Force, or some shit..)..
|
| "ESPN
- Bigfoot Named by Defence in Triple Murder" hah now
this is hard to believe..
|
| "The
Register - Microsoft Man Seeks US Net Radio Reprieve"
You know, Net Radio is a pretty good idea, too bad its just not practical..
But we'll see if this goes anywhere. |
| "Konzentrationslager"
Yes! Lego Concentration Camps! Sent in by: Natty
|
| "ConPics
- Everquest Fags" ghahah, Its people like this,
that make me feel good about not playing Everquest.. Sent in by: ^Smash
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| "SMURFENS
LIV AR KARTLAGT - Smurf Porn" k, NOT WORK SAFE.
heh. infact, this is almost disturbing. heh. Sent in by: _missy_
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