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 "Cnet
- Palm to Offers m130 Refunds" heh, Sweet. Palm sucks.
this is a followup to the article i posted a few weeks ago, about Palms
m1 series not being able to display 64k colors on screen, Oh wait, theres
2 options, either, Full refund, of Free Simcity game.... I dont think
anyone with a brain would take the Simcity game over a refund.. Nice
try palm... Damn i love my ipaq..  
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| "Excite
- Sears Pulls T-Shirt After Mental Health Outcry" ROFL,
Dont these people know, Being Crazy is cool? its a compliment, those
of us who dont hear voices (myself excluded), Want to hear them. So
badly, that we wear T-shirts proclaiming our need. ah well, Crazy will
never understand what its like for those of us who Want to be crazy
(myself excluded).
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| "Ananova
- Angelina Jolie wants to 'Hang out Topless'" OMG, This
is one of my life long ambitions aswell, To hang out with Angelina Jolie
while she's Topless.. Does anyone out there know Angelina? Maybe they
could pass on a message?
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| "BBCNews
- Dino Protein Made in Test Tube" Uhm, Jurassic Park
anyone?
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| "Mintyass.com"
man, i hope this isn't a joke, cuz stinky asses suck.. But
im not sure how cool a Minty Ass would be heh. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Flying
Sturgeon Lands Fla. Angler in Hospital" ghah, Now
anyone who's seen a sturgeon, knows, their not a fast fish. i can hardly
see how one could jump out of the water, and smack the ass of a fisherman.
but hey, this is whacky news :) Sent in by: ^05-09-04
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| "BBCNews
- Water Birth Drowning Risk" File this one under
"The Book of Duh..." Sent in by: dasMuppet
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| "Ananova
- Hospital Tells Mother That Stillborn Baby is Alive" Uhhh..
Mal-practice anyone?
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| "Yahoo
- Neurological Disease Tied to Eating Type of Bat" Mental
Note: When in Guam, Dont sample the local Bat Cuisine..
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| "Excite
- Man's Visit to his Future Grave, Kills him" ghah, nothing
like being obsessed with your final resting place, and then being put
there early. heh
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| "Eyeful
a day, keeps the doctor away.jpg" heh. If this is
true, i'll live to be a thousand years old. heh. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "CNN
- Canadian Senate Panel Urges Legalization of Pot"
ghah. once canada legalizes pot, 50% of americans will move to canada,
and the other 50% will be wanting to move. heh. Sent in by: Xian
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| "What
is a LifeGem?" heh. more info on how to have yourself
pressed into a diamond after you die :) Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "BBCNews
- `N Sync Star's Space Trip Blocked (again?)" PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT THIS GUY ON A ROCKET, THEN WHEN HES IN SPACE
"VENT" HIM INTO SPACE. PLEASE!
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| "CNN
- Who's Watching You? A Surveillance Society" OoooOoo,
What movie was that with Will Smith, or the one with Mel Gibson... Conspiracy
something. This is a seriously good read, and its easily a look into
the future, of how bad this datalogging shit is gonna get.
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| "Ananova
- Kite Causes Huge Power Cut" Damn, you know your power
system sucks, when a rogue kite takes out power to 15,000 users.
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| "Rap
Dictionary" ghah Sent in by: Ray M.
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| "CNet
- In Greece, Use a Game Boy, Goto Jail" damn the
greek suck.. Sent in by: _Spectre_ and TPW
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| "Amazon
- Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom" LOL, read the
reviews. Sent in by: Xian
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| "SoulSeek
- New File Sharing" heh, yet another File Sharing
program. Havn't tried it yet, but it prolly sucks Sent in by: McKinney
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| "BBCNews
- US Desert Base Grows" gotta love the Media, if
saddam didn't know about this base, he certainly does now.. |
| "Ananova
- Music Companies Cash in on UFO Scare" hehe. followup
to the face scratching aliens in India :)
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| "Washington
Post - Customs Equipment Missing" heh, Yes. Gotta
love it when people steal more then office supplies from work :) |
| "SpaceArt
- BunnyGirl" gotta love anime.. |
| "The
Shadow Robot Company - Robotic Hand" Robotic Handjobs
here we come. Sent in by: Natty
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| "NewScientist
- Radio Emerges from the Electronic Soup" One step
closer to self breeding computers heh. Cyberdyne here we come. But this
is still rad, the flow chart is the scaries part :) heh THINKING COMPUTARS~ Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "TogaWorld
- Yanks Sucks" lol, baseball sucks. Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "eBay
- Harold's Intestinal Treasure Diamond Necklace" heh,
their auctioning off the necklace that the theif swallowed; heh |
| "Black
Jesus Action Figure" YES GO RELIGION! |
| "Domokun
Explained" Finally Domokun explained. I've been
wondering what the hell a domokun was. anyway. if you've ever wondered..
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| "WhatIs
- Every File Format In the World" Ever wonder what
that .AIS is? heh, k this isn't whacked., but its neat anyway., |
| "ImmunitySec
- Gobbles Papers - Dating" ghah. now this is good.
Sent in by: _missy_
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| "NewScientist
- Animals Grown from Artificial Embryo" oh god,
wasn't there a video game like this?, Evolution or Genewars or something? Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Bikini
Karate Babes" RULES! Sent in by: Skace
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| "SMB
- White House Unable to See Beyond Toppling Saddam"
heh, we'll see.. |
| "Salon
- When Neighbours Attack" lol, Americas Most Wanted
Taking over the TIPS Calls hehe. What a joke.. |
| "NewScientist
- Unfixable Flaw Breaks Microsoft Windows" God damn
MS(ux) |
| "Wired
- A Big LOL For FBI Alert" now this is pretty funny,
a bunch of script kiddies thought they'd "attack" US Websites,
well, by the time they got started, and finished, the FBI wasn't even
affected.. infact, they'd barely noticed it. Sucks to be these lame
ass script kiddies.. |
| "BBCNews
- Penis Amputated by Accident" HEH_OOPS! *mental
note: dont get circumsized in Mexico* |
| "Mirror.co.uk
- Its the Worst Telly Show Ever" ghah, Yeh i saw
part of this awhile ago, and it was rediculously stupid, I dont know
who thought it would have been a good idea to put a dumbass post-playboy
chick behind a camera, and have her spew out political nonsense. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "TEH
ANATOMY OF A SHARXOR" *snicker* Sent in by: Sirhugh
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| "Excite
- Can Airbags Save the World, Scientist Asks" heh now
this is a clever idea, but it would be very interesting to see it implimented.
Airbags in space. heh. Sounds like a Muppets Movie..
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| "MSNBC
- Security Flaw in Microsoft Windows" Heres a big surprize..
Another Huge ass hole in Windows Security.. boy am i glad i dont have
windows on my gateway machine... Thank god for firewalls.
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| "Mainiachi
- Girls Gush over new Pleasures in Bathroom Relief" Oh
My God.. If your eating dont even think about reading this.. but otherwise,
it is pretty funny.. |
| "Crazy
Browser.com" woo, this could get interesting, a
browser that doesnt' suck? i think i'll have to give this a shot later.
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| "Battle
of the Dialy Drivers - TDI vs. Insight.wmv" heh.
Battle of the Econoboxes :) Sent in by: Natty
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| "b3ta
- Learn to Swear in Foreign Languages" heh, I'm
sure this will come in handy one of these days.. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Recoil
- Area Husband Pretends to Give a Shit" lol Sent in by: Dromio
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