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 "BBCnews
- Wireless HitchHikers Branded as Theives" Yeah this
stuff rules, a buddy of mine in the UK was telling me about all these
"chalks", apparently their EVERYWHERE in the UK. But i've also seen
similar stuff like this in Toronto. Except its not so blunt :).  
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| "Global
Population: Real Time" hehe |
| "AutoWeek
- SkyDRIVING for $15k, These Guys will Make Any Car go 140MPH"
heh. look closely at the pic, you can actually see the little red car.
anyway, I'll never understand stuff like this, its just too sensational.
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| "CNN
- :-) Turns 20" God.. To think IBM came up with the first
smiley.. how faggy
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| "BBCnews
- FBI Wars About Wireless Craze" heh heres a followup
to a few days ago's article about Wireless Chalking. Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "eBay
- Porsche Wide Body 944" lol. Now this is a used
car salesman. Notice the use of "Average .... Above Average ....
Good" I definatly wouldn't buy anything from this guy.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "Ananova
- Electric Force Field Protect Tank" Did i post
this already? Its really cool. Sent in by: ^Doom
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| "CNN
- Pyraid Robot Hits Snag" heh, I love this stuff, Fox
Pays some company out there a few million dollars to make this goofy
little robot to explore this tiny passage, and after the whole thing
is said and done. their no further along then they were before, since
after they explored the one "locked door" they discovered a further
"locked door" heh.
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| "Water
and Woods - Yosemite's Black Bears Are Choosing Specific Auto Models
for Break-Ins" lol Bears Prefer Hondas :) |
| "Fortean
Times - teleplasmic hand" Uh. Yeh.... Dont believe
everything you read on the internet... but flip through the pics there
are some classic ghostie pics in there.. |
| "Hawaii
Hotels - How to Cook With Lava" just incase your
ever closer to lava, then you are your local stove.. |
| "The
Story of Any L's Computer" heh. I dont know what
to say. Im not laughing, but this has made me smile like a school boy
Sent in by: _missy_
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| "KurdishMedia
- Guard Gets Paid for Letting Sufferers of Chlamydia Rape Street Dogs
in Turkey" JESUS.. What is wrong with the Turks....
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "ENN
- Scientists Link Chemical Exposure to Early Puberty"
ah, so this is why every 11year old girl out there is dressing like
a slut... Sent in by: Natty
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| "eBay
- Missile Silo Safe Secure Underground" You know, I'd
love to buy this. Just so i could live out in the middle of no-where,
and have the coolest fucken house on for thousands of miles. but its
too damn expensive. well that, and it seems that this piece of realestate
goes on sale EVERY YEAR, which means theres probably something wrong
with it.. Either no one is willing to insure it, or the whole thing
smells like cat pee. heh.
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| "Ananova
- 100-year-old man Gets Driving Licence For Another Six Years"
K, i have a problem with this. My step-grandfather is like 80years old,
dumb as a post, and he has no idea whats going on around him 90% of
the day. But he still has a license. He can't drive for shit either.
and every year, he takes the "old person driving test" which is a glorified
coloring book, and passes.. The tests never change, always the same
one (Which he has the answers too). In my opinion he's a moving hazard
on the roads. Frankly, i think after like 75, they should swipe your
licence, and force you to love public/old people transit.
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| "FoxNews
- 'Mile High Club' Forces Virgin Plane Refit" OMG LMAO~
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| "BBCNews
- When Flies Get Fruity" LOL Fly Train (aka fly-man-train).
Theres so many great JerkCity quotes running through my head.. i cant
pick just one..... TAKE THE G-TRAIN TO THE A-TRAIN TO THE Y-TRAIN. k.
i'll leave it at that :)
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| "MyAOL
- Scientists Zone in on Out-Of-Body Experience" wooo..
exploring the human brain (with a sharp pencil) Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "Produzione
- Chicks Modelling Coffins" uh. Nothing like some
bad photoshop skills. Check out the last like 6 links on that page.
Model's photoshop'ed into pictures with coffins.. I've never seen anything
so lame... They couldn't even get their own models, they had to rip
off Internet Modelling shots.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "Lots
of Robots (mov)" heh, talk about some kick ass animation
:) too bad its on such a slow ass pipe, it took me like 15mins to dl
the movie :\ Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Washington
Times - NASA Plans to Read Terrorists Minds at Airports"
GO BIG BROTHER |
| "Nori:
The Original Nasal Passage Cleaner" WTF?! |
| "NY
Daily News - FireFighters Blast Bush" Bush Sucks....
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| "CNN
- NYC Recognizes Gay Partnerships" heh, I'm still
baffeled by this whole "gays marriage thing not being recognized
if they were married in a different city/state". |
| "ILL
MITCH.com" ghah. the facial expressions are priceless.
hehe Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Burgerking.swf"
ROFL. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "News
Times LA - Survive This" Nothing like selling out
to hollywood... Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "MSNBC
- Massive Credit Card Heist Suspected" heh, Check your
credit cards ladies and gentlemen. cuz thats alot of stolen CC Numbers..
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| "Yahoo
- Oldest Known Penis is 100 Millions Years Old" JESUS,
Thats a pretty big Sperm... (overlooking the whole second penis thing)
1cm, from something thats 1mm (you americans may need to bust out a
conversion table for this one heh). Imaging if humans were like that.
I'd have a sperm that was 60ft long. Just imagine ejaculating one large
sperm, it would be like force feeding a female an eel. A HUGE EEL
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| "Vagina
Washing Antibacterial Shower Rod - Purity" Uuuh.
This proly isn't work safe. but its funny anyway. |
| "The
Register - Alcatel Owns US Employee's Thoughts"
ghah. Owned...
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| "OMGJeremy
- Hentai F3 Review" ghahah. I've never understood
the hentai, Japanime characters getting raped by tree's and tigers and
shit. not thanks. but this guy's hilarious,. read it. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "CNN
- Giant Geese Worth a Gander" HOLY SHIT and i thought
the Goose problem in Ontario was bad.. Check out these monsters. Sent in by: Natty
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| "FoxNews
- Pentagon May Reclassify Status of Missing Gulf War Pilot"
heh. gotta love coverups.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "ABCNews
- Nevada Could Get into the Pot Business" This would
make LV even more outragious :) |
| "JailBait
or Legal - The Quiz" Lol~ I only scored 9/16 heh.
i rule. |
| "SajjadAli.swf"
uh... Warning, this prolly isn't work safe.. and make sure
you speakers are low. cuz theres one of these "GOTCHA" fast
image changes with loud sound hehe. |
| "Canoe
- Drunk Man Becomes Butt of Joke" this makes me
clench....
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| "ShitFM.jpg"
GHAHA. The Fact that Its from Newfoundland is hilarious Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "Motor
Rush - Stain Glass" ROFL Sent in by: Flatline
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| "BBCNews
- Autism Link to Geek Genes" Oh Great... Autism
Linked to IT Workers.. I can't wait to have kids :| Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
Register - A Hackers Worst Enemy, Another Hacker" File
this one under "The Book of Duh" Hacking will not get you
chicks, Unless its other hacker chicks, and even then, they'll think
your a loser heh. |
| "CNN
- Asian Brown Cloud Poses Global Threat" anyone
remember te movie Kingpin? "Quick everyone, Run, Theres a shitcloud
Coming" cept this is in real life heh. |
| "The
Axe Effect" I love the advertising campaign for
these products.
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| "The
Sun - Workmen Are Cone Idle" Yes! more lazy Brits
:) hehe |
| "l33t
p0rn" rofl Animated ASCII Pron. now, this prolly
wouldn't be works save in anal environments, but you should be ok in
most work atmospheres with this one. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "The
Only way you can get a kick outta life - Damn Liberals"
k, this is funny and lame at the same time. Sent in by: H8tred
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| "The
Atari Times - Quake 3: Adventure" ghhaha RULES!
Sent in by: Perlandra
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