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 September
30th 
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"Wired
- Apples 'logic' Snubs PC Users" now this is interesting,
Apple is pulling a microsoft, by buying up all the companies that make
stuff for other platforms (gaming companies), then cancelling the versions
(Windows versions), and designing new versions specifically for their
platform (xbox). All i can say is, its obviously working for Microsoft,
even though im still pissed that i cant play Halo on my PC (fucken bastards).
but yeah, all thats going to happen is the PC users are going to have
to use the same old program, I dont see the PC users switching to macs..
 
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"NewScientist
- Cosmic Smog, Key To Life in the Milky Way" heh
Cosmic Gases.. He said Gases.. heh..
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"NewGrounds
- Why I Hate Q3A" LOL its so true.
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"CNN
- Record Labels Seek OK for P2P Sabotage" see, i dont
understand why the RIAA just doesn't put up a few Kazaa Clients on a
fat ass pipe, with a back end script to create dummy files (empty files
that are like 5-8megs), so whenever anyone does a search, the script
automatically creates a file and returns the "File Found download from
here cuz its fast" to the client. Frankly it can't get any easier then
that; and every monkey would download every file it could from a fat
ass pipe, so it would inheirantly fill everyones harddrives with hundreds
of empty files, and the users would have to scour their harddrives to
remove all the shit mp3s. thats just the way i'd handle that sorta thing
heh.
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"Modern
Humorist - R. Kelly Porn Tape" ha! too bad its not
the real thing :)
Sent in by: Pr0phnitz
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"The
Enquirer - RIAA Plans will Cripple the Internet"
heh, I love the way the Inquirer words their articles.
Sent in by: snadsnad
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"The
Humanist - Is Science a Religion?" OoOooO.
Sent in by: Shrieks
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September
29th
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"BBCNews
- Blondes to Die Out in 200 years" heh, blondes are nice,
but they're a bit overrated, ive only dated a few (well, more then a
few) but they still havn't been anymore attractive then their brunette
or redhead counterparts. Infact, I find redheads more attractive then
blondes (specially if they're real red heads, heh). anyway. once we
map the human gene's we'll be able to create true blondes. THEN WE CAN
BUILD A MASTER RACE, AND TAKE OF THE WORLD USING CHRISTIAN SYMBOLS ON
OUR FLAGS. heh
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"CNN
- Recording TV shows Via Playstation2?" OMG, if Sony
brought out this kinda hardware, i'd actually use my PS2 for something
other then GTA3 and GT3. heh
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"Excite
- Alleged 'BumFights' Video Makers Arrested" Damnit.
I was hoping for a Bumfights Vol 2... anyway, i dont see how paying
homeless people to kick the crap out of each other is any different
the paying Mike Tyson to fight Lenox Lewis or anyone else. (Cept, i
wouldnt pay to see organized fighting, Disorganized fighting is all
i'll pay to see heh.)
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"KnoxNews
- Ohio Man Files $1.5M Suit Against Marriott" ghah. Now
this is interesting. I wonder why Marriott would be taping the bathrooms
in their suites. Well, unfortunatly that can't be confirmed, but i guarantee
next time im in a hotel (which is very seldom) i'll have to check out
the light fixtures. heh. since i'm sure no one wants to watch me pee..
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"VH
Cool Case Gallery - V8 Computer" uh, this is taking
case modding to a whole new level of Rice...
Sent in by: Sirhugh
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"The
Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource" ROFL
Sent in by: Sandstorm
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"Forbes
- The Fictional Fifteen Richest People" hah. Yes!
I didn't know Forbes had a sense of Humor. heh
Sent in by: Perlandra
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September
28th
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"Ananova
- 20% of German Teens Think Tampons are a Form of Contraceptive"
rofl.. Wait. Ofcourse German's dont know anything about sex.. CUZ THEIR
ALWAYS POOING ON EACH OTHER!
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"BBCNews
- Venus May have Bugs, Says Scientists" OoOo, Space Bugs.
heh. This reminds so much of the movie "alien". "The Atmosphere is totally
unhospitable to Humans, But may house other forms of life" heh I can't
wait till our probes are destroyed by exoskeletal aliens with acid for
blood. Enter H.R. Giger.
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"ABCNews
- Two Women With Same Name Slain in Houston" hah, This
also reminds me of one of my favorite movies, The Big Lebowskie; with
"the dude" always getting confused with the towns rich man. heh. sucks
to share the same name with an asshole i guess.
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"eBay
- 1989 Batmobile "Batman Returns" Car" whoa, I dunno
why they took pics of everything but what I'm interested in, I wanna
see what engine they threw in this thing.. and i want high-res shots
of the interior.
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"Checker
Shadow Illusion" Holy shit, you really can't tell
until you block out all the other squares, that this is a real "illusion"
(i know thats an oxymoron, thx.).
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"TheStar
- Oxford Dictionary adds Jedi, Gearhead..." Yay,
Nerd shit being added to the English Dictionary.. How lame.. instead
they could add cool shit, like "Ass Master" or "nugget
robber" etc..
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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"Off
The Beaten Path - Family Members Stink to Prevent Incest"
ROFLMAO~
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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September
27th
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"Wired
- How a Bank Got E-Mail Scammed" Jesus, how stupid can
you be "Hrmm. this guy wants me to give him 2.1 million, so he can give
me 58million, Sounds fair".. Anyone remember John Delorean? Cept this
bank wasn't scammed by the government, they were scammed by some disorganized
nigerian gang..
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"CNN
- Motorola Unveils Tiny GPS Chip" Great... GPS that can
be stuff into a wrist watch.. I cant wait for companies to start dropping
these things in everything, just to track us everywhere we go.. Although
the idea of tracking where a photo was taken is kinda cool, kinda like
the datestamp watermark and shizz.
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"MSNBC
- Rare Leaves Nintendo For Xbox" Yayay! Microsoft is
buying more gaming companies. Which in turn will cause the current games
they are working on to stall for an endless period of time (ala, Halo)
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"Wired
- Junked PC's Offer Data for the Taking" What idiot wrote
this Gartner report?
Citing a Gartner report that the only way to truly protect
computer data from pirates is to destroy a system, Knowles said that
selling the units without hard drives is not an adequate solution.
Critical bits of information can be reclaimed from the RAM chips and
CPU core.
what a bunch of morons... RAM and CPU dont store any data, unless they
consider a Solid State drive as "RAM"...
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"AZCentral
- School Makes Dress-Code Violators Wear T-Shirt" LOL
Now this is comedy.. "Dressing for Success" uh yeh. when i
was in school, i remember wearing black jeans with the ass worn out
of them, so you could totally see my cartoon boxers from under neith..
that ruled. i wish i could wear stuff like that too IBM. heh
Sent in by: Iketurner
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"Megatron
Tattoo.jpg" RULD~ See if this tattoo was done a
bit better, i'd be all over getting one. but its not quite a 100%, but
its still pretty cool
Sent in by: Schrieks
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"Hyper
CD-Rom" OoOoo 3D Layering of CD Tech.. This sounds
interesting.
Sent in by: Flatline
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September
26th
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"BBspot
- Top 11 Signs You are Forgetting the Difference Between Your Eyes and
Your GeForce" hehe. most of these are pretty lame, I
usually expect more from BBspot.
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"Wired
- Computers are the Slaves, We're the Masters.. Right?"
Now this is an interesting article, it starts out, where its talking
all about porn email spam bots, but i love how it twists reality heh.
SILLY HUMAN, GET BACK TO IDENTIFYING IMAGES MUAHAH.
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"MSNBC
- Pyramid Robot Finds another Door" Wooo. Now this is
news. i can just see Bob Barker, saying "And whats behind Door #1.....
Door #2..... and behind Door #2... Door #3..."
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"Ananova
- Beer and Fag-Smelling Perfume Launched" heh silly brits,
too bad their not talking about homosexuals, and no cigarettes ;) heh.
I love some homo perfume. oh wait.. i think thats already available..
its called "O'de'jizz"
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"Land
Over Baptist - Tampons - Satans Little Cotton Fingers"
ROFL
Sent in by: Cytezen J
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"LWolenczak.net
- Wireless Servers" heh now this is an interesting
read for any true geek out there.
Sent in by: Terry R.
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"The
Star - Student Seriously Hurt in Fracas After Toga Party" bhahah,
nothing like getting run over at mcdonalds, while wearing your parents
linens.. heh
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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September
25th
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"GoingFaster
- You Might be a Ricer if..." hah!
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"FoxNews
- Monster Mom Expected to Plead Innocent" I swear, people
like this piss me off to no end. Dont beat your kids. Just dont. Kill
yourself before you raise a forceful hand against your kids. Now its
one thing to spank a kid. but its another to close your fist, and beat
the funk out of a 4year old girl.. Someone should introduce this girl
to Mcdonalds, so she can eat her fustrations away.. HELP IM CRYING CUZ
IM A BAD MOTHER.
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"BBCNews
- Censors Ban Elderly Love Scene" lol, k, i dont get
it, Koreans have some of the nastiest Anime on the planet. yet they
can't handle a little RL porn. talk about a double standard...
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"Local6
- KFC Customer Gets Chicken, WIth Marijuana on the Side"
ghah. Now this isn't anything new, "I'll take 2 Biscuits please" ==
"Can i get 2 baggies full of weed...", Now my real question is. How
did the bag stuffer get paid from dropping the 2 baggies into the takeout
order... Cuz you'd think that the customer would notice a 30$ additional
charge on his bill. heh..
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"War
Posters - Know Your Place! Shut Your Face!" *Snicker*
War time posters. RULES~
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Why
Stop a Muppet with AIDS?" lol !
Sent in by: Cytezen J
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"Radiskull
& Devil Doll" hehe. Now this is going a bit
far. Although i'd prolly get a jerkcity tattoo, but then again, im sure
i wont want RANDS on my ass for the rest of my life. heh
Sent in by: Schrieks
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September
24th
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"FoxNews
- Fat Teens Sue McDonalds" GHAH! Nothing like suing a
multinational company, cuz you cant stop eating their products. this
is the dumbest thing i've ever heard. "WE'RE FAT, AND WE CANT STOP CONSUMING
FATTY PRODUCTS, ITS YOUR FAULT MCDONALDS, YOU MUST GIVE US MONEY SO
WE CAN STOP EATING YOUR GREASY FOODS. PS. WE'RE FAT!" ... Dumbest Fatasses
EVAR.
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"Ananova
- Threesome Arrested for Refusing to Stop Having Sex on Train" ROFL,
The Public Sex Acts are getting more and more out of hand. ITS A SIGN
OF THE APOCOLYPSE~
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"Forbes
- Yugo Redux" Seriously, these "penny racers" would rule
for winter driving. buy one for 5k, rally the piss out of it over the
winter months, then park it in a ditch, and leave it there. Then rinse
and repeat for the following winter. These cars would rule for canada..
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"BBCNews
- Crab's Shocking Secret" OoOoo, Pretty Pictures. but
yeah, check that out, "only a few kilometers wide" im very impressed
by the definition in those pics for something so small (and so far away).
feer
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"Molested
Cars.com" did i post this already? anyway, this
is like a full site dedicated to a poor mans rice (and driving wrecked
cars heh)
LINK FIXED
Sent in by: Maxtype
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"Guardian
- New From McDonald's: The McAfrika Burger (dont tell the 12M starving)"
LOL
Sent in by: Witz
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"NewGrounds
- Pimps Quest" LOL
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
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September
23rd
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September
22nd
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"BBCNews
- 'Offensive' Statue Removed" What the fuck? a statue
to commemorate those who jumped to their deaths from the Trade Center?
Thats the dumbest idea i've ever heard. True.. I do believe their is
a certain nobility to suicide. But what kind of freakin' moron makes
a statue to "commemorate" the event. Its not like this is fucken glorious
event, where people would hock poorly constructed plates on the Shopping
Channel. DUMBEST ARTIST EVAR~
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"Jersey
Journal - 9/11 Birds in Trouble" rofl, now im sure this
idea looked great on paper. but in real life this was a total "flop"
heh.
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"MSNBC
- Area 51, Truth Seekers 0" Why would people want to
unclassify Area 51? thats like the only place in the US that remains
"unknown". Chances are thats where they have all the new nukes and gats
and shit. No sense in telling the world all of the US's secrets.
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"CNN
- GM Walks 'Hy-Wire" With Car Design" Great.. Cars that
are made more like video game consoles. Frankly i love the steering
wheel idea, it gives great road feedback, and it actually gives you
direct control over the wheels, whereas an "electric steering system"
wouldn't give you any road feedback, and frankly if you blow a fuse
while your driving... there goes your "controller" heh.
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"Ananova
- Oral Sex Makes Pregnancies Safer and More Successful" OH
MY GOD IM GONNA SEND THIS TO EVERY GIRL I KNOW~ SPREAD THE WORD!
Sent in by: Flatline
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"GodsWill
Mini Mix.mpeg" i think i posted this a few years
back, but its still funny heh,
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"NewScientists
- Bigger is better when it comes to the G spot" OMG
Mental Note!
Sent in by: Treaps
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