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 Alright,
Good to be back home. I just wanna thank everyone who helped to put
my ass up, IkeTurner Thanks you rule, and the rest of the Sigma
Phi Epsilon (and ofcourse their local page is Under Construction
:) Frat for throwing some wicked ass parties, and for making sure us
visitors had a drunken ass time. I'll see if i can post some pics once
i get them off my cam. Anyway, sleepy time for me, injesting over 140
ounces of booze in 4hours doesn't do a body good. .Creator   |
| "Harvey
The Mouse Must Die." lol, Walgreens YES! ....
source for all mouse assassination media. |
| "Boners
- Oral.jpg" hah! K, THIS IS NOT WORK SAFE!
dont even think about visiting it if your at work, or if theres kids
around. Cuz nekkid wangs are not friendly to that kinda atmosphere.
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| "Wired
- With iPod Who Needs a Turn Table?" hrmm.
now this is interesting. Although I still think programs like Virtual
Turn Tables are the shit, since you can run them on a laptop with like
a 10-40gig hd, and essentially have enough songs to mix up a storm. |
| "Russia
Makes it Funny - Hardcore Porn Gets Subbed into News"
ghah Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "NYPost
- 'MTV' Party Girls Raped" hah! silly girls,
if they honestly thought that 4 lamer guys could get into the "after
party", they deserved to get raped (well, not really, but please,
you girls have to be smarter about who you "hook up with"). Sent in by: Natty |
| "1992
Mazda Mega Monster Miata" uh, dropping a 302
in a miata.... hrmm.. thats almost a good idea, since the pussy little
2.0litre they've got make the car a total chick car. Sent in by: ^smash |
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| "Ananova
- Prisons Suspend Satanic Services" ha ! Prisoners
worshipping the devil... This is a first.. Whats next? Prisoners worshipping
Hitler?
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| "SimWork.swf"
ROFL< THIS RULZ
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| "RIAA
Hacked Again" interesting..
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| "Jumper.mpeg"
Alright, I usually try not to post movies of people dying.
but the fact that the guy bounced when he hit is kinda disturbing..
so yeh THIS IS NOT WORK SAFE
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| "ZDNet
Downloads - Britney Spears ScreenSaver v1.0" did
i post this already? anyway YAY BRITNEY@ Sent in by: Sain
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| "BBCNews
- Student Caffeine Tablet Suicide" Whoa, Caffiene
Overdose. that must have ruled. Sent in by: d13
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| "CNN
- Morocco's Miracle Mule" Wow, i always thought that
mules would never be able to reproduce. (since they are supposed to
be "sterile") heh. ah well, i sense an evolutionary change in the mule.
Soon they will have arms, and hands with thumbs.. They will wield guns
and swords, and overthrow our government.. I CAN FEEL IT...
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| "Independant
News - Polution Causing Polar Bears to Change Sex" Errr..
More sexual organ changes in our animals. I bet these Polar bears and
Foxes will so be working with the Moroccian Mules in a plot to destroy
the human race...
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| "Ananova
- Porn Star Says Kahn Should have Passive Sex Before Games"
Passive sex?? what the hell is that? like, no hardcore bumpin' and grindin'
?? If i had the choice between "Active" sex and "Passive" sex, i'd definatly
choose the Active..... I'm sure i'm missing something... and is it just
me, or are british porn chicks ugly?? just cuz you got nice boobies,
doesn't mean your hot...
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| "BBCNews
- Court Orders Release of Monkey God" *snicker*
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| "Reuters
- MTV To Make Movie About Napster" Oh god. NEWSFLASH:
THIS JUST IN, MTV SUCKS! Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "eBay
Motors - Star Wars Land Speeder" did i already post
this?? Sent in by: p0ng
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| "eWeek
- Apple Keeps x86 Torch Lit With 'Marklar'" yay
for apple.. Trying to emulate the PC.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| ROADTRIP!
Alright, I'll eventually end up in Buffalo (aka, Muffalo, Buffahomo,
etc). Anyway, I'm gonna setup the updater script, and i'll cross my
finger and hope that it actually does the updates :) heh. .Creator
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| "The
Sun - Lobsters, caviar and brandy for MPs at summit on starvation"
LOL
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| "BBCNews
- Indian Eunuchs Gather in Bhopal" Uhh.. Uhhh.......
I dont know what to say..... Either those are really hot men, or really
ugly women..
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| "NewScientist
- Human Sperm Has Memory" Ooo Smart Sperm.. |
| "Civic
Bar.jpg" hah! now k, the spoiler drink holder is
funny, but i love how theres a Trailer hitch on that riced honda. Usually
ricing means your trying to turn your car into a race/street car.. I've
never seen a race car towing anything.. |
| "Malevole
- A Tribute to Ray HarryHausen" ROFL Sent in by: Brill
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| "69.swf"
*snicker* Sent in by: Flatline
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| "BBCNews
- Japanese Pearl Harbor Sub Found" uh. i dont believe
for a second, that the US destroying a sub in its patrolled waters some
how was the "Straw that broke the camels back". Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "BBCNews
- Appeal for 'Dwarf-Tossing' Thrown Out" ghahahahahahahahahah
I always thought 'Dwarf Tossing' was an urban myth. I had no idea it
was legit ahhaha.
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| "eBay
- Wonder Womans Invisible Plane, From Movie" lol
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| "Excite
- Three Iranians to be Lashed for Filming Women" Holy
crap (literally) what kind of religious bullshit is this? its stuff
like this that makes me want to go over to iran, and do something completely
stupid, and be martyred for my western beliefs, just so that my american
neighbours would avenge my death, by carpet-bombing their who continent.
anyway, enough of my mindless drivel.
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| "Ananova
- Perfect Woman Competition Poses Tough Task" Oh my god...
This would be the perfect woman.. Fuck that picture perfect face/body
(appearance) Gimme a girl who can bail hay and sew the holes in my socks..
YEH!
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| "Radar
Love" Whoa! This is the coolest thing i've ever
seen. I wonder if i can get this imported in to canada.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Economist
- The Antikythera Mechanism" OoOooO Check this out.
Ancient Clockwork Computars~ Sent in by: Brill
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| "BBCNews
- Atomic Memory Developed" hehe, This isn't a first
or anything, people have been messing around with using atoms to store
information for awhile, we'll have to see when or if it will hit the
consumer market.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Excite
- Does Saddam Have Three Doubles??" As he should.. If
an entire country was trying to have him killed (insert USA joke here),
Wouldn't you have a few 'Twins' just to confuse those Tomahawk Missiles?
heh.
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| "BBCNews
- Microsofts Billion Dollar Online Gamble" Great.. Theres
goes that idea of Xbox Live being a cheap online provider. 50$usd per
year, for a lame ass "lobby" system, which will only host the original
connection between xbox game players; after the original connection,
i can see all traffic being transferred in a P2P type system, to alievate
any bandwidth to MS. I wonder how long it will be before someone sniffs
the traffic, and creates their own server daemon. now that would be
leet.
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| "Wired
- Wanna Play Doom? Not in St. Louis" God. the US is getting
worse the Australia, and Greece. Trying out outlaw games. I'd still
say the movie industry has more affect on people then the videogame
industry does (when it comes to glorifying violence). anyway. i have
some serious doubts that these "standards" will affect sales. Since
people in Best Buy (or any other Software Retailer) couldn't care who
or what buys their games. aslong as the money is green they dont care
where it comes from.
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| "Ananova
- Falling Baby Saved by Dirty Diaper" heh, i like how
they create the imagery of the "Poo Bag" coushin. heh.
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| "CNet
- Tech Doesn't Buoy Netscape Browser" you know,
if NS would make a stream lined browser with no AOL shit, just the base
browser. with shitload of toggle options, so you can stop popups and
uhm, stop java and uh, all the other shit that IE doesn't do very well.
i'd be all over it. Sent in by: Witz
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| "Britney
Does Anna!" K, This isn't work Safe.. but; OMG,
This is comedy gold. I Swear the only thing funnier/cheezier is that
fan fiction porn crap for Startrek. heh but yeah, atleast this guy has
his shit together, he's got story boards, and flash movies and all sorts
of stuff. I sense an Obsession..... ghaha. seriously, start browsing
the site, there some seriously funny stuff all over the place Sent in by: Jose MR
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| "The
Star - Ugly Furnature in Toronto" Jesus. Burn this
stuff. Dont throw it out, Destroy it. Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "America
Wake-Up, Quadrant Sign Code EXPOSED!" heh, Conspiracy?!
This is new. i havnt heard about this one heh. |
| "ABCNet.au
- Youth Gets 6Months for Having Sex with Camel"
rofl. |
| "NYPost
- 9/11 Victim's Landlord Demands $26k" talk about
dickhead landlords... |
| "BBCNews
- Satelite Tracker Finds Goose in Freezer" YES!
hah! You'd think that they'd remove the beeping transmitter before tossing
it into the freezer. heh. |
"eBay
- Suzuki: Spiderman Busa" *Snicker* THIS BIKE WILL
END ALL YOUR PROBLEMS, IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
QUESTION: DO YOU WANT GIRLS TO WORSHIP YOU, ACHIEVE MOVIE STAR-LIKE STATUS, DEMAND RESPECT FROM EVERYONE? THEN LOOK NO FURTHERSent in by: Snadsnad
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| "The
Scotsman - Reporters Doped with Date Rape Drug"
ghahha, This is why i never let a girl "buy me" a drink (unless
i see it come straight from a bar tender). Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
Sun Online - How was it for Moo?" Christ.. whats
it with all the beastiality in the news?? Sent in by: Doom^
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