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 October
14th 
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"Science
Daily - Robotic Model Monster Truck Pushes Boundries of Computer Technology"
FINALLY someone is using their brains, this is what
they should have done instead of sending that lame ass mars lander to
mars. they should have instead sent up a shitload of these little RC
car sized robots up, like 10-15 of the little fuckers, and have them
scour the planet. that way there will be a better chance of actually
finding something cool, instead of driving towards the nearest rock,
and doing a test on it.. BORING..
 
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"Ananova
- Jewish Group Cancels Invitation to Mr. Spock Actor over Nude Photos"
hah Nekkid pics of Nemoy in his new book, Wicked, i've
always wondered what a nekkid vulcan looks like. REAL STARTREK PRON!
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"Excite
- What Older Women Want, Men Can't Deliver" hah,
see, when i first started to read this, i was like *shudder* old women
shouldn't be having sex.. then i realized, chicks that are mid-late
30s can still be yummy (since they're all knowledgable and stuff). but
anything over like 40, their shit starts to sag, and everything thats
supposed to remain inside, is hanging out. it can get pretty disgusting,
no wonder guys dont wanna do them after that age..
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"BBCNews
- Police Probe 'New Sniper Killing'" Alright
you gotta love how pussy canada is being over this "<Canadian
Government> CANADIANS PLZ STAY AWAY FROM WASHINGTON THERES BAD PEOPLE
WITH GUNS DOWN THERE, YOU WILL BE SHOT", instead of saying "Hey
Canucks, if your going to Washington, its a BOYG Atmosphere, Make sure
your loaded, and got spare ammo, cuz its hunting season down there."
heh.
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"CommonDreams
- Drain the Swamp and There will be No More Mosquitoes" alright,
if you guys have never heard of Noam Chomsky, you've gotta read this.
He has to be one of the best political minds (who can relate real political
bullshit into practical reality). Read it. Now!
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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"CNN
- Atlantis Crew Lightens Load in Orbit" heh,
the picture is what makes this funny. heh. check it out.
Sent in by: Bertrum E.
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"Port
Clinton News Herald - Reactor Liner Thinner Than Thought"
Oh yeah. this makes me feel safe about our Reactors.
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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October
13th
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"Ananova
- Police Patrols Protect Albino Squirrels From Predators"
k, so theres snipers loose in Washington, where the police can't figure
out who it is, yet Illinois has such a suplus of officers that they
can put them onto "special operations and squirrel protection".
This is the lamest thing i've heard all week.
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"ABCNews
- Sex with a twist ... Lemons Provide Protection"
Uh. i hate to file this one under the book of "Duh". But anyone
knows that even the mildest acid will kill jizz. which is why some women
who have a alkylinic vagina will never get pregnant (cuz their acid
levels are too high for anything to survive). anyway, whats also interesting
is that it seems to kill the AIDS virus.. which is pretty amazing, since
i dont think anything else has been proven to do that.
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"CNN
- Black Boxes Help Zap Telemarketers" Whoa,
Where do i sign up; these cool little boxes sound pretty leet, i'll
have to see if i can hunt some of them down. heh.
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"Excite
- Frying Squad Swoops in on Drivers in Fuel Scam"
hah, Running a car on cooking Oil, thats a first i've ever heard of
anything like this. I've heard of fighter pilots using Jet Fuel (with
a heavy mixture of oil) in their cars, since no one misses a few hundred
gallons of jet fuel on a airbase. but yeh. im sure this can't be healthy
for the engine.. since most cooking oil dissolves rubber.
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"Salon
- Forbidden Thoughts About 9/11" oh christ.
If you wanna be sick (if you arn't arlready) read this article.
Sent in by: Senorbeef
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"NewScientist
- Tricks of the light promise record data speeds"
Woo Terabytes/second.. Feer..
Sent in by: Idolpx
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"Dumbass
Gothics" ROFL
Sent in by: Flatline
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October
12th
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"EMS
Education Resources - Special X-Ray Pics" Yeeek,
some of these are cool, but the last few are pretty disgusting...
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"BBCNews
- Fish Queue up for Boatlift" heh, i saw a
show on this cool ass boatlift thingy on TLC awhile back, this thing
is really cool (k, im a construction nut) but yeah, take a read, cuz
this is suprizingly interesting (the fact that they found a large number
of small fish in an artifical aquaduct style passage).
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"CNN
- Chess Champ Trounces Deep Fritz Computer" I
hope to christ this guy plays against DEEPBLUE, and he beats the crap
outta that RS6000..
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"eBay
- One of a Kind MONSTER Golf Kart" ha! anyone
who spends 7000$ on a golf kart, has some serious money to burn...
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"A
Phone Call to the Federal Reserve" Now this
worries me (if its true).
Sent in by: Maxtype
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"MS
Linux.com - The Premier Linux Distro" heh,
some of this stuff is pretty hilarious. hehe.
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will
be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony.
At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already
training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship
when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest
product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how
to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend
to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
Sent in by: Ray M.
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"The
Lego Computer" k, now anyone who's taken Electrical
Engineering (or circuit design theory) will get this one, heh. Lego
rulz~
Sent in by: Bosco
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October
11th
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"Excite
- Kamikaze Instructor Meets War Veterans" Uh,
this must have been a disaster waiting to happen... I dont know which
dumb ass thought this would be a good idea; but i can just see it now,
a bunch of old pilots and navy guys strangling a bunch of old japanese
guys. heh
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"Ananova
- Man Sleeps in van for Two Nights to be Front of Doughnut Queue"
Oh christ, I dont know what the big deal about "Krispy
Kreme" donuts, they are truly revolting, My xgf tried to explain
to me that eating Krispy Kreme donuts was like having great sex, so
i tried one a few weeks after that. And i almost threw up. So needless
to say I never throw up when having sex, so i dont think thats an accurate
comparison, anyway TIM HORTONS 4EVAH!
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"Wired
- Wi-Fi Networks Too Risky" See, why doesn't
someone just run a VPN client ontop of the Wi-Fi? That would solve all
these problems; as you'd have to authenticate before being allowed into
the internet. instead of the cheap WEP encryption
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"I
am Better then Your Kids" Now this is comedy,
i love smart/snarky ass websites.
Sent in by: Russel S.
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"Exercise
can give you the gay.jpg" lol
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"The
Star - Pet Pig Ordered out of Montreal Apartment"
heh
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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"Masturbate
for Peace" YES! I've been doing this for quite
some time now. except not really in the name of peace :P
Sent in by: Perlandra
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October
10th
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"Ananova
- Students Score Zero After Filling Exam Papers with Porn"
ghah, this rules, i must say this is one thing i never
tried when i was doing exams :) although i do remember drawing dicks
on a finite paper.
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"News.com.au
- Exchange Emails Through Handshake" heh, i
dont know if i'd trust a japanese company with running 10megabits through
my body.. next thing you'd know they'd be wanting to kick you in the
saq (erotically).
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"BBCNews
- Giant Cow Comes in From the Cold" Whoa, there
were Giant cows during the Ice Age, thats pretty cool, Makes me wonder
why we havn't cloned one yet, just think about it, having huge cows;
producing huge steaks, (a rump roast the size of a kitchen table) and
they would also make a buttload more milk too, See this makes sense
to me. Let start genetically manipulating animals to make the food they
provide more abundant.
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"CNN
- Teen Saved After Online Suicide Bill" I still
dont understand why people stop other people from commiting suicide.
Frankly, if you stop someone from killing themselves, you should be
put to death, as you will just be putting strain on the economy (since
they will have to brainwash the suicidee into thinking they are actually
a nice person, and a productive member of society).
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"Bowel
Movement Page - The Perfect Bowel Movement"
UHHHH..
Sent in by: Monique
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"Wai
Wai - Too Big To Hump, Death of the Dinosaurs"
hah I'd hate to be unable to hump :\ it would suck.
Sent in by: Shriecks
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"eBay
- Own Kurt Cobain's House, His Childhood" Whoa,
200k+ for a tiny little duplex, actually is this even considered a duplex,
its got such a tiny top/attic floor.
Sent in by: Pope-cXe
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October
9th
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October
8th
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