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 October
21st
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October
20th
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"ModBee
- Wife's Bites Cause Death, Police Claim" *Shudder*
Looking at her pic, I prolly wouldn't have sex with her either. Also,
20 teeth marks? Thats not a big deal, since we have 26 teeth in our
mouths. maybe they mean Bite Marks. Since that would be alot more brutal.
Psycho-nympho chicks rule. If you dont have sex with them. they will
kill you.. heh.
 
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"Business2.0
- Game Development a la mod" heh heres an interesting
article on CounterStrike (which i still play every now and then, just
to be called a cheater cuz i love the deagle headshots heh).
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"Excite
- Bird the Size of a Plane Spotted in Alaska?"
KEEP YOUR KIDS INDOORS. Just cuz theres a huge ass bird flying around,
doesn't mean he's going to start preying on children.
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"SMHOnline
- Holocuast Denier Ordered Offline" man, these
people who say the holocaust never happened, makes me laugh. its like
trying to deny world war II. heh
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"Kegel
Exercises Incontinence" not only is it great
for pee rententioning, its great for sex too.
Sent in by: Papier
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"ExtremeTech
- Exploiting and Protecting 802.11b Wireless Networks"
OoOOo Yet another cool ass/interesting article on 802.11b technology,
if your a security junkie like me, take a read. its pretty rad.
Sent in by: MsWas
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"DesMoinesRegister
- ATF Agent Threatened Us, Teens Tell Police"
ha! Now this is funny, The Head of the ATF in Iowa gets all drunk, and
threatens some punk kids, and gets busted for it. RULZ
Sent in by: Natty
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October
19th
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"Wired
- Apple Pulls Out of MacWorld" Ah Ha! Even
Apple knows they suck, so they wont even be attending MacWorld/Boston.
When ya think about it, is it really a MacParty without Apple? Seriously
though. How much fun can it be without the Guest of honor? ah well,
i never liked macs much anyway.
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"CNN
- Star Wars Producer: DVDs Hurt Profits" Thank
god they're finally realizing this. People are getting tired of paying
the high prices for theatre tickets, so they will either, go see a movie
once, and if they like it, download it off the internet, or buy the
dvd. Since its rediculous to pay 20$ per sitting to see a movie multiple
times. RIP OFF!
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"The
Register - MS Seeking Xbox Hacker" Yup, Microsoft
with their "Can't beat'em, Buy'em" ideal.
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"Ananova
- Lovers Caught Having Sex Infront of Police Station Acquitted"
Rofl, More sex in public. Seriously though, I've done
this (a few times), but only when the concenting parties (myself an
the lucky lady) have been too impatient/horny to wait. But I always
tried to scope out a good place, I was never impatient enough to park
infront of a cop station. heh.
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"eBay
- Everything You Need to Know About Date Rape" *snicker*
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"The
Sun Online - A Pair Bedroom" LOL This rules.
Sent in by: Dromio
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"Science
Dailly - Expanding Universe May Collapse in 10 Billion Years"
OH NO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE~ oh wait.. 10 Billion Years.... I have serious
doubts that the human race will be alive then....
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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October
18th
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"CNN
- Is 'Dell Dude' Steven Done For" I hope to
christ, this guy was UBER annoying. almost as bad as the Apple Chick
(ellen whatshername).
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"Excite
- News for Redheads" Ha! I knew it, I've known
a few Redheads who have been total sucks in the sack, especially when
it comes to 'moderatly-non-passive-sex'. "ow it hurts", "i
think we better stop..", etc. Like i know i dont have a huge wang,
so i know its not me thats making them hurt. So they have to be complete
wimps.
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"Implosion
World.com" Ooo Everything you wanted to know
about Implosions. cool
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"Ananova
- Armed Men Enter Bank to make Deposit" hehe,
speaking of banks, have you guys seen the Need for Speed 6 commercials
on TV, my favorite has to be the yellow murcielgoaosiruig (Lamborghini)
pulling up next to a cop car, the occupants wearing ski masks, and asking
the cops for directions to the nearest bank. i swear, i still laugh
at that.
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"ActWin
- Eating Pussy" now, i dont have Quicktime
installed yet, i gotta hunt the illusive QT CD, so anyway this could
be funny, or it could suck. it could also be NOT WORK SAFE, and i'd
have no idea, so use caution :) Or atleast have your cursor over the
"CLOSE" button :)
Sent in by: Dromio
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"Rum
and Monkey - Which Colossal Death Robot is for you?"
hah! RULZ
Sent in by: Incubus
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October
17th
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"Ananova
- World's Oldest Person Has Lie-in on 115th Birthday" *Shudder*
warning, theres a picture of her on that page... *shudder*
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"CommonDreams
- Bush Planned Iraq Regime Change Before Becoming President"
yay for planned war!
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"Independent
Online - Giant Squid/Kraken Found" its not
every day you hear a scientist use a mythalogical term to describe an
animal, whats next? the Chimera?
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"Glory
Holes FAQ" LOL, MUST BOOKMARK THE GLORY HOLE
FAQ! heh, seriously though. why is there a Glory Holes FAQ? whats there
to know about them?.
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"Welcome
to Shortarmguy.com!" hah. Short Arm Guy Seeks
Exploitation! see its funny though, at my last job we had a guy with
2 short arms. and we couldnt stop making fun of him. but see, his arms
were proportionate to his height (or to his leg length) so i dunno if
this shortarmguy suffers from the same thing..
Sent in by: Dromio
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"Globe
and Mail: Australian Police Love Their Wire Taps"
uh, maybe this is because everyone in australia is a criminal? Its gotta
be hard to turn a new leaf when you know all your ancestors were pirates,
rapists, murders, theifs, etc.
Sent in by: [Omega]
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"Shaun
Dogs House" WE NEED MORE WASTED SPACE ON THE
INTERNET STAT!
Sent in by: Stubbs
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October
16th
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October
15th
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"Excite
- Mystery of Decomposed Body Baffles Hospital"
Note to Self: Never goto a local hospital, if ever in paris..
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"Cnet
- IBM Flushes Restroom Patent" k why the funk
would IBM try to patent this? this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
this coming from the company that 'laid off' almost 20,000 people last
month. Talk about a waste of resources..
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"The
Coffee Science Information Centre" huhhuhhuhhuhhh
Coffee... my savior...
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"Excite
- Spacewoman Stuck in Space with too much Shrimp"
wow, since when do astronauts get to pick the foods they eat.. I remember
when i was young, they'd be forced to eat foods from tooth paste tubes,
like, HAMBURGER IN A TUBE! and REAL ITALIAN PIZZA-IN A TUBE. heh. now
it sounds like they have full 3 course meals. Now you know where all
of NASA's money is going..
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"MSNBC
- Nintendo to Court Adult Gamers" wooowoo,
aka MARIO TO STAR IN NINTENDO PORN! heh
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"Mass
Inc. Leader in Multi Display Screens" these
are way too cool, but they're also WAY to expensive. but this is just
the way the industry works, like you can get an 18" LCD screen
for like 800-900$cad, or you can get 2x 15" LCD's for 900$, which
would you prefer. Frankly I'd love to hand LCDs on my walls like pictures.
and have the images randomly change every like 5 mins or so.
Sent in by: Ray M.
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"The
Official Homepage of the First Church of Zoophilia, Observant"
what the funk?!
Sent in by: Atlaz
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