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 October
31st
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October
30th
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October
29th
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"Canada
- Woman Carries Fetus for 46Years" Uh. I'm
no mathmagician, but how would a fetus develop outside the uterus? Wouldn't
the egg/sperm have to be outside the uterus aswell?
 
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"Mainichi
News - Son Dead, Father Critical After Kerosene Fight"
K, i know this isn't funny, but im still laughing... Kerosene fights..
Dumbest idea ever...
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"CNN
- Microsoft Apologizes for NY Decals" ghahahhaha.
"OOPS_HEH" Microsoft sucks..
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"Ananova
- Russia Under Pressure Over Gas 'Poison'"
well, see. this does make a bit of sense, Russia is having some pretty
rough times (economically), so, by gassing their own people (hostages)
they are basically telling anyone who's being taken hostage to defend
themselves to the death (otherwise, the government will kill them) heh.
So the Russian Military/Government is putting the smack down on all
these pussy's who refuse to defend themselves.
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"The
Register - NTK In Suit Busting Apparel" Damnit,
all these fuckers are stealing my t-shirt ideas.. I really should bust
my ass and get my company registered and shit..
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"ScotsmanNews
- Teenagers Burn Bus Shelters to Get High"
YES!@ This sounds like a great idea...
Sent in by: NattyBoy
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"Extreme
Tech - Pocket Sized RC Cars Hit U.S. Soil"
these things are cool, i'd have a bunch, but they're so damn expensive..
Sent in by: Riceman
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October
28th
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"NewZealand
Herald - Man Looses License in 45Minutes" Sucker~
Never get caught :) If yer going that fast, you might as well, continue,
and out run the cops :)
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"Is
This Your Golden Sample?" hah Best Video Card
Ad Ever!
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"FreeP
- Worker Who Fed Pups to Snake Loses Job At Pound"
Alright... I hate to sound like a prick. But this does makes sense to
me.. Instead of spending time killing both animals, feed the lesser
to the greater.. Now, if this was me, i would have charged an entrace
fee to watch the devouring :) heh
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"ComputerWorld
- Los Alamos Lab Getting 'Science Appliance' SuperComputer"
k, this is pretty much for geeks only.. but *DROOOL*
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"Try
This at Home - Lego Dope" heh Ruld!
Sent in by: Flatline
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"Pulse
24 - Net's Scape, MSN8.0" ghha! now this is
funny, Who in thier right mind would give Microsoft 125$ a year for
setting up some lame ass parental controls, and some spyware. No thanks..
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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"Yahoo
News - Soccer Balls" *snicker*
Sent in by: Wolf-
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October
27th
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"Ananova
- Man Fined Over Radioactive Cat Waste" hah.
Now this is a great way to terrorize the US, take a shitload of cats,
inject them with Radioactive shit, and set them loose. They would breed,
and have radioactive super cats with super litters of kittens.
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"StarTribune
- A Dog Shoots Man" And this is why i feed
my pup the good dog food :) otherwise, he'll learn to use a gun, and
shoot me :\
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"FoxNews
- Miss Universe Fired for 'Refusal' to Work" ahah,
This just reminds me of some pic i saw on the net, With some Beautiful
girl in some Sexy ass Lingerie, with the text "No Matter How good
they look, Someone is completely Sick of her Shit"
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"WorldOnline
- Elephant-dung art: hot new movement brewing"
this is the kind of shit that really pisses me off (pun intended). This
new Crappy art, is what gives Good art a bad name.
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"News24
- Italy Displeased with Penises" *Snicker*.
I love mine :)
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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"World
Championship Pumpkin Chunking" heh, check out
the winner from last year. Now thats crazy... Also see: Whoa~,
and Results.
heh
Sent in by: P. Blount
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"Weekly
World News - Lightening Causes ET Porn" ghahah.
Ruled..
Sent in by: P0rk
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October
26th
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October
25th
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alright,
sorry for the late(r) update, it seems that when i woke up yesterday
morning, i started drinking a bit earlier then normal, and i forgot
to update the site when i was sober. so, now your getting an update
when i've been drinking for 16hours. heh. so forgive any busted URLS
and poor grammer (worse then normal, heh).
.creator
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"JuegosFlash
- Doom The Animated Series" hah Oh man, this
brings back some great memories, infact, if my IPAQ wasn't gay for playing
games (not allowing dual button input at one time) i would still be
playing this on my pocketPC. heh
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"Washington
Times - Southwest Will Charge Large Fliers Extra Fare"
About time.. After all you have to pay for extra luggage, why not spare
tires, and or, extra chins...
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"ABCNews
- Woman Finds $10 Billion in Account" Uhh.
If i saw 10 Billion dollars in my account, I'd be driving as fast as
possible to my branch, and closing that account (or atleast opening
another account, and transfering the money there. I wouldn't tell the
bank that someone made a mistake... What kind of retarted (honest) person
would do that????
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"TacoBell.com
- Late Night Drive Through" uhm...... uhm...
I love the mullet guy. RULZ~ BUSINESS IN FRONT PARTY IN THE REAR~
Sent in by: Terry R.
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"Handicap
Hunting Photo Gallery" Buh.... I dont know
what to say....
Sent in by: Atlaz
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"CNN
- Fried Twinkie a New State Fair Fave" *shudder*
after drinking like 6 beers, and a bunch of shots, (in just a few hours)
this shit makes me wanna puke, I can handle the booze, its just reading
about the american's getting fatter by eating regularly fatty food,
THEN DEEP FRIED to make them even fattier..
Sent in by: P. Gruchy
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October
24th
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"MSNBC
- Sharp Unveils 'Computer-on-glass' display" uh,
this is the coolest thing i've read all week. its pretty much for geeks
only though, but this reaks of 'startrek' technology, ie, removing and
inserting the 'crystal cards' into the enterprises' main circuitry.
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"Excite
- Rude Doctor Barred from Practice" Ha! I want
this kinda doctor, no sugar coating the truth, just the plain and simple/honest
truth. Especially with the high price of doctors visits, I wouldn't
want to pay a doctor more to sugar coat something, Just tell me whats
broken, and dont fuck around.
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"CNN
- Ka-POW! Goes the Pumpkin" This stuff is so
cool, its actually gay. See, small arms potato guns rule. but these
30ft long cannons are such a waste. Its not like you can turn it on
your neighbour and piss them off. since it would prolly break brick
walls with the 10-20lbs pumpkin.
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"Ananova
- Army Officer Admits Beating Soldiers with Dildo" ROFL~
"He beat me around the mouth and ass with a black dildo" I
love how they call it a "baton"
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"Independant
News - Stealing 40,000 Hotel Hangers" *snicker*
Take a read, its pretty funny.
Sent in by: St. James
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"CNN
- Woman Squashed by Plane Passenger" jesus.
If your this big. DONT FLY, rent a cube van or something. Or better
yet. Go on a diet, or something..
Sent in by: P. Gruchy
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"ianai
- Completely Satisfied.gif" heh, I love getting
those "PENIS ENLARGEMENT" emails, they rule, i love getting
pictures of huge photoshop'ed wangs in my inbox.
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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October
23rd
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"Wired
- Power Houses" $ 20k on house upgrades...
Uh.. Thats a shitload of cash for some RJ45 a few MINI-ITX Computers,
a switch, a Terminal Server, and some WI-FI Junk, I could easily do
this for 1/20th of what they did. and mine would be way more efficient.
the only thing that i'd hate doing, would be all the hard wiring, chasing
wiring through concrete walls blows.
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"Houston
Chronical - Bow-and-Arrow Hunter Kills Man Trying to Steal his Car"
hah. this would-be-car-thief is owned. nothing like getting shot in
the ass with an arrow, and dying while you run away. Damn he sucks.
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"Excite
- King Caught Speeding, But Escapes Fine" What
the crap is this. Royalty cant be arrested in Norway? I'd be furious
at this. Since i imagine people in norway have to pay taxes to pay for
the police to pull the king over, the king should atleast have to pay.
I'd seriously revolt, and pull a Bloody-sunday just to make a point
(and not the lame-ass Irish Bloody Sunday, im talking about the 1914
Russian Bloody sunday).
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"MSNBC
- Archaelogical Evidence of Jesus?" Uh.. Uhhh....
UUUUUHHH... I dont know what to say.....
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"Are
You John Stamos?" Doh! I'm not john stamos...
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Sent in by: Stubbs
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"Poetic
Technologies" now this is some seriously cool
desk equipment. although i can easily tell that the prices are totally
rediculous. But, these desk units could be made fairly easily (aslong
as your handy with common wood working tools).
Sent in by: Toilet Duck
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"Its
all about the Boners - Best Homoerotic Milk Ad"
*snicker*
Sent in by: ^doom
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