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 November
7th 
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"CNN
- Lost in Space Villian Jonathan Harris Dies at 87"
:( Lost in space rules. It used to be on The Space network (it may still
be but i no longer catch it since i always work in the early afternoons).
But i do swear, that Mr. Harris played his character a little to close
to the role of a modern psychotic pedophile. But he still ruled as a
1960's space villian.
 
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"eBay
- Mig 21: Classic Mach 2 Russian Jet" These
jet cockpits still boggle my mind. theres shit EVERYWHERE. and no reclining
seat. and no arm rests.. How is one supposed to relax and cruise in
one of these things...
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"MSNBC
- Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell" See, this
is cool, cuz its been nearly impossible to shoot down arch'd tragectory
projectiles (in the same manner as rocket based projectiles that approach
on a direct vector). but it would look funny pointing a thousand high
powered flash lights at an incoming arty' shell heh.
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"Ananova
- Mexicans Claim Worlds Largest Taco" Uhhh..
I've seen some pretty big taco's in the past, and its nothing to be
proud of.....
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"Yahoo
- World Photos" heh China Man (oriental man
in china) Dies, When doing something stupid. That should be the real
title of these pics
Sent in by: Flatline
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"The
Bridge School - Halloween Costumes for Wheelchair Kids"
Uhm., i can't decide if this is completely hilarious. or sad :(
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
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"The
Great Pop vs. Soda Page" heh yeah i love this
shit. people always look at me funny when i say "Soda" in
canada. Hell, when i was in Buffalo, people still looked at me funny
for saying it.. FREAKS!
Sent in by: Dromio
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November
6th
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"Excite
- Paratrooper Survives Chute Failure at 3,300feet"
Uh. this is one tough ass soldier.
Another Yugoslav holds the record for surviving a fall
from the greatest altitude without a parachute. Air hostess Vesna
Vulovic plunged 33,330 feet into a snowbound forest in Czechoslovakia
in 1972 when the airliner she was on exploded.
Feer the falling slavs..
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"Aftenposten
- Cordless Keyboard Wrote on Neighbors Computer"
wow, talk about a security violation with HP hardware, This is why
i refuse to use any "wireless" hardware. its an obvious
security breach. it would be super simple to sniff passwords and activity
by listening to RF Frequencies.
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"MSNBC
- Casket Linked to Jesus Damaged" heh, never
trust FEDEX, especially in canada, they're know for beating up things
i've sent. heh.
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"Ananova
- Penguin Statue Thieves Baffle Police" hah,
Feer the Militant Linux Monkeys. Next thing you'll hear, is that these
penguins have been dropped on the Microsoft Campus's lawn in Michigan.
heh
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"UrbanJunky
- Toilet Seats, All Our Seats" hah! the rubber
spiked toilet seats.. Rulz!
Sent in by: Dromio
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"The
Register - Man Suspended Over Sex Boast Email"
Whoa! check this out.
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"BattleCreek
Inquirer - Beware Al-Qaida, Branch is on to you"
The Onion Strikes again.
Sent in by: d13
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November
5th
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November
4th
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November
3rd
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"Yahoo
Comics - Foxtrot Halloween" hehe.
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"Excite
- Bed Forces Sleepyheads to Rise in Morning" heh
BEST INVENSHUN EVAR~ Although i'd hate to see how the sleepy body would
counter act this (i dont know how many of you have turned off your alarm
in yoursleep. Knowing me, i'd quickly learn how to scale the bed while
i was sleeping to make sure i slept through my alarm :) heh
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"Ananova
- Man Swallows Swords Instead of Car Axles"
Uhh.. I've seen a few sideshows, and i've seen a few car axles... and
i've never seen anyone attempt to swallow one. simple because they are
too large of a guage.. now maybe thats cuz the only axles i've seen
have been on big fat muscle cars from the 60-70s..
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"Wired
- Modders Can't Leave Macs Alone" wow, if modders
can't leave macs alone, why are these the only modded macs i've ever
seen? the only really cool mac in this bunch is the one thats put into
the old 40s Radio (something i've always wanted to do, infact my dad
had an old Victrolla (like an ancient record player) that he was tossing
out awhile ago, i was gonna drop a PC into that, but it was way too
big, like the size of a small fridge. heh.
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"Rob
Helms - Burnt Type-R" Uuh. If i a single busted
fuel hose can cause this.... Then Maybe honda should stop putting rubber
fuel lines on the top of the engine (most European companies use Nickel
plated lines when getting anywhere near the "hotspots"). Yeek!
Look at all the melted fiber glass..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"Whoohoo.net
- OperaBaby.swf" *snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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November
2nd
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"FoxNews
- Jam Master Jay, Part of Run DMC, Killed in Shooting"
Jam Master Jay :( Its a shame, i remember listening to run DMC back
in the late 80s (Man i was cool). And infact, Run DMC ruled until they
started their Christian Rap tour (NEON CRUCIFIX is blasphemis at best).
anyway. Run DMC Still rules aslong as you listen to the Pre-90s Albums.
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"Wired
- Much Ado About Pigskin Poo" Oh Look.. More
Floridian Stupidity, I feer what they will do in this upcoming vote.
since they cant operate a pencil, and the new Microsoft voting machines
with big touch screen buttons are too difficult to understand (VOTE
name1 [ ] name2 [ ] name3 [ ]).
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"BBCNews
- How Gay Panic Gripped the 1960s Royal Navy"
ghahahah. Oh man, these brits are hilarious. i love all the quotes from
the old admirals and captains.. hehe
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"Ananova
- Would-be Thief Leaves Note Complaining About Car Radio"
hah. Now you'd think that the robber guy would look in the window to
see what kinda stereo that the car had, before busting in..
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"The
Macomb Daily - Man Sentenced for Indecent Exposure with Pumpkin"
YES SEX WITH FRUIT!
Sent in by: Natty
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"Mouse
Odometer (Modometer.com)" heh, see this kinda
stuff is cool, but chances are it will gobble up all your system resources,
Thus slowing your machine down, all to see how much you've moved your
mouse heh.
Sent in by: Spectre
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"The
Best Anti-Virus Protection You Can Get" *snicker*
Sent in by: MrTangent
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November
1st
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"SikhNet
- Hitman 2 Petition" hah! Whats next, will
Germany be forcing Activision to pull Wolfenstein from stores?. I seriously
doubt this will get the Sikh's anywhere.
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"BBCnews
- Nintendo Fined for Price Fixing" heh, see,
I love nintendo. I'd never fine them. infact, i'd buy a gamecube, but
it doesn't have any reverse compatibility for old n64 games, (even though
i only have 2 games, Golden Eye, and Super Smashbrothers) it would still
be nice not to dump a whole wicked game set when you switch consoles..
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"Local6
News Photographer Catches UFO on Tape" <Keanu
Reeves> Whoa! </> check out the video, pretty wild stuff...it
does look like a missile, but it would be a PFH missile, and what are
those wierd ass lights on the sides?
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"GeoCities
- Gothic Hippie Bitch" This is why parents
should be allowed to abort their children before they turn 21
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"I
Hump Things .com" hehe. You'd think that this
could be funnier, if he'd hump more things in heavily populated areas..
Like if he walked into a produce section of a full grocery store, and
started humping watermelons or cantalopes, instead of taking pics of
him alone, at night, humping cars... (its still funny, cuz he's not
me :)
Sent in by: Paul Gruchy
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"Mainichi
- Horny Housewives Turning to Raunchy Comic Books"
I dont know what to say...
Sent in by: Natty
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"SMH
- Fallen Christian Puts Faith in the Law" hah!
GOD SAVES, but he also lets you hit the floor hard, if you dont believe
:)
Sent in by: Monika
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