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14th 
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November
13th
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"BBCNews
- FBI 'Unprepared for New Attacks'" i love
it when the Media says "TERRORISTS, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO
ATTACK US, PLZTHX"
 
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"Airplane
Homes" Uh..... Uhhhhhh... I dont know what
to say.....
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"Ananova
- Schoolboy Writest 12,584 Letters on a Grain of Rice"
Uh, why is this significant? who cares? how would this be relative in
real life? and the fact that a moist breeze would totally ruin his "work
of art" make me wonder if its really worth this kids time to "write"
on rice.
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"Excite
- Police Seek Camera Shooter" YES! I love this
guy already. Shooting down Police Roadway Cameras.. Best Idea Ever!
I've always hated these camera's in Canada (they were since left unused
as most of the tickets were fines, and no convictions, due to the fact
that the camera's didn't show who was driving the car at the time).
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"Aint-it-cool-News
- The Big Lewbowski II ???" OMG, i just re-watched
the big lewbowski last night (it still rules, not quite as much as Supertroopers,
but its still good) anyway, i look forward to seeing if this actually
gets to see the light of day.
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"Today's
Menu: The Gang Bang Lottery" ROFLMAO! YES!
FINALLY
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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"SinFest
- The Friend Zone" *snicker*. so true... Sinfest
has never lead me astray.
Sent in by: Natty
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November
12th
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"ABCNews
- Reign of Squirrel 'Terror' Over" ghah, k,
i dunno if i posted the original article on this. But you gotta love
it, when a single 'american' squirrel, causes a whole town of humans
to live in fear of their own lives. but anyway, one of these frightened
citizens finally got the cahones to grab a gun, and pop a cap in dat
squirrels ass.
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"Excite
- Man Kills Mother, Lives with Body for 6 Weeks"
uh, Alfred Hitchcock anyone?
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"eBay
- Atom/Uboot Kursnaiak | Reaktoren Intakt"
heh, too bad the auction isn't listed on ebay anymore :(.. But seriously.
you could buy a whole army on ebay, if you had enough money.
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"Wired
- Guess Who Yahoos? Saddam's Son" hah! I can't
wait for the US Government to go after Yahoo and Microsoft for providing
services to Iraq (due to the trade sanctions placed upon iraq). heh.
sux2biraqians
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"Sun-Sentinel
- Cops: We Outsmarted Stupidity Author" ghah,
Priceless. take a quick read. it rules.
Sent in by: Atlaz
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"Covenant
Ken Dolls" obsession anyone??
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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"Japanese
Bathingsuit" k, this is prolly NOT WORK SAFE..
its border line :) heh. since im not sure this actually classifies as
a bathingsuit. heh
Sent in by: Hee-la
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November
11th
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"BodyMouse"
i dont remember, did i post this already?. its really cool, i'd love
someone to make a latex "skin" for my mouse, to make it no
so microsofty.. heh.
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"eBay
- Police Swat Team Urban Assault Vehicle" UH.
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"SFGate
- 128th Time: Angry Drunk in Tank, Drunk Soaks up Resources"
see, Ontario has an interesting way of dealing with drunks and bums..
they put them on the Train, and send them to quebec.
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"Guardian
- Bond Fans Shaken Not Stirred" THATS IT. THIS
IS THE LAST STRAW. WHEN WILL HOLLYWOOD STOP FUCKING GOOD THINGS UP?
If they dont unfuck this, i wont ever pay to see another bond flic in
my life..
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"MSNBC
- Some Schools Testing for Tobacco" YAY FOR
BIG BROTHER!
Sent in by: Vass
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"GameGirls
Advanced - Sex in Games: Rez+Vibrator" uh,
i can see PS2 sales going up dramatically as the female populous discovers
this lovely game.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"National
Geographic - New Planet-Shaped Body Found in Our Solar System"
heh, planet shaped... They mean, "SPHERICAL"
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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November
10th
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November
9th
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"ABCNews
- Japan Cracks Down on Unlicenced Used-Panties salesman"
ghah, busted for not having a license to sell second hand goods..*snicker*
Sucks to be in the used underwear industry in japan.
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"IMockery
- The Slurpee Thievery Gag" ghah, Best Idea
EVAH!
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"CNN
- 10,000Machines 549 days to break code" See
i would totally donate my cpu time to stuff like this, when theres a
monetary prize to win. Dont get me wrong, currently i'm fighting cancer
(ranked 649th world wide) but the only prize is finding a possible cure.
NO MONEY (k, im a prick, i know it) but i'd love to make some cash from
my idling pc's..
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"ThreeBrain
- Learn Your ABC's" hehe, Threebrain rules.
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"NewGrounds
- The I'm Gay Song" OMG ROFLMAO!!!
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
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"GeeWhiz
Male Urinaru Incontinence Device" UUUH..
Sent in by: Mr. Tangent
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"NewZealand
- Heavist Scenery On Earth" k, this is neat
and everything, but i dunno if its legit. since, every Kiwi person i've
seen is over 6ft tall. That means if you take them out of that environment,
and put them somewhere with normal gravity, their vertabre would expand,
and they would gain an inch or so.. Making them GIANTS. heh
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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November
8th
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"NewGrounds
- Chat Room" heh i hate chumps like this guy
:)
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"Ananova
- University Criticised for 'Beer Drinking' Course"
Rules, I'd take this in UNIV if i had the option. any excuse to examine
beer more closely then in a pint glass. this so reminds me of Simpsons
when Lisa turns into a veggie, and Ralph says "When I Grow Up,
I wanna Graduate from Bovine University!"
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"Wired
- NY NY Its a Wireless Town" k, first off Frank
Sinatra rules. Secondly. Manhatten Island can be wireless if it wants,
but since the Destruction of the WTC the backbones leaving the island
have been seriously hampered (as the UUNet Telco Backbone was housed
in an adjacent building, and 90% of the cabling was severed). So technically
Wireless access would be cool, but they'd need some sort of satelite
uplink or some other 'wireless' backbone.
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"Boners
- Premature Hotel" *snicker*
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"Charleston
Daily Mail - Woman Files Suit Over Sons Death" ghha,
God Bless Darwin. If you stupid/drunk enough to climb under a running
tractor trailer, and then you pass out. You deserve to be run over,
this guys mom needs to be smacked..
Sent in by: Atlaz
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"MercuryNews
- Verizon Resists Music Industry's Request to Identify Alleged Music
Pirates" YAY FOR THE RIAA!
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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"New
Zealand - Secret Lives of Strange and Furry"
hah. FURRY'S OF THE WORLD UNITE! Heh. when i was out on halloween, there
was a guy dressed as a disected furry (rabbit) he ruled.. but some other
fag won the best costume prize..
Sent in by: SirHugh
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