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 November
21st
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"Jerkcity
- Squeeze my Prick, and Make a Honking Noise" ROFLMAO
 
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"MSNBC
- IBM to Retake 'Fastest Computer' Title" God..
Its IBM, so who cares... all the stuff they make is shit anyways...
<IBM> WE MAKE THE FASTEST SHIT ON THE PLANET!
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"Excite
- 1 in 4 Men Fake Orgasms" Ha! Glad im not
the only one who's done this. I can't tell you, when you sober up, mid-sex,
and you realize yer humping an ugly cow of a woman, and your looking
for a way to save face. Faking an orgasm is one of the only things you
can do to get outta there ASAP.
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"TheRegister
- MS Accused of Banning Mod Chip Xbox from Live Service"
wow, MS isn't taking any shit from modders.. Basically if you Mod yer
Xbox, and you connect to the Xbox Live network, your shit will be banned
from connecting forever. Gotta love that CPU ID crap for hardware tracking...
I wonder if this Hardware ID is hardcoded, or if it can be spoofed...
but i guess if your shizz got banned, you could always buy another xbox
from walmart, and return the old one in the new box.. and you'd get
a new hardware ID.
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"Lethal
Llama" hah, Now the horse mouth/teeth on the
Llama are a nice touch.. and the face stomping is funny too :)
Sent in by: MAT
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"Channel
Oklahoma - Head-on Crash Kills Sisters in Seperate Cars"
UUUUH.. does anyone else find this kinda spooky?
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Honduh"
*snicker* these little doll guys rule. i've seen the
stereo typical honda ricers who look exactly like them.. hehehe
Sent in by: Flatline
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November
20th
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"CNN
- Police Officer's Badge Saves His Life" Uhm,
this isn't that surprizing, since the badge was originally worn over
the heart to protect it... but uh, this cop also sucks for letting his
gun get loose, someone should give this guy some mittin strings to tie
his gun to his jacket...
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"Archaeologists
Take on UFO Quest"
“We found things — some things I still
don’t know what they are — but they surprised me,”
Doleman said, reiterating his confidentiality agreement with Sci-Fi.
Sci-Fi representatives say the program promises never-before-seen
eyewitness interviews, late-breaking revelations and a “smoking
gun bombshell,” which does not necessarily coincide with the
archeological findings.
Yeah, i bet they found a plastic fork, and some taco bell condiment
packages.
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"Wired
- Fetishists Really Love their Macs" MAC FREAKS!
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"Ananova
- Emergency Services Turn out After Model Plane Crashes"
*snicker* silly norweigans
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"Yahoo
Canada - Mitsubishi Motors Open For Business in Canada" heh,
see this would be cool, if they brought all the cool cars they make
to canada (ie, Lancer Evol, 3000GT, etc) but instead they're bringing
all they're little econo-boxes.. SUCKS!
Sent in by: Flatline
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"The
Village Voice - The IBM Link to Auschwitz" AH
HA! I knew it. IBM SUPPORTS NAZI'S!!!!
Sent in by: Nattyboy
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"50
Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks" *snicker*
Sent in by: Witz
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November
19th
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"Ananova
- American Football Players Spray Themselves with Non-Stick Oil"
k this i dont understand, i think this is ingenius, boxers smear vasoline
all over their faces to turn good solid hits, into glancing blows, why
can't running backs do it?
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"BBCnews
- Xbox Losses Fail to Rock Microsoft" heh,
this is what happens when it costs 360$usd to make an Xbox console,
and you sell it for 299$. And microsoft may be showing losses, but,
the one branch they failed to mention was the licensing department (where
the money from all software sales, and game sales goes), Microsoft makes
buttloads of money off every xbox game sold (and dont get me started
on Microsoft Windows* software licensing costs).
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"ABCNews
- Man Who Buried Girl Alive Becomes Doctor"
ha! Only in america, can you kidnap someone, bury them in a wooden box,
get paid a hefty ransom, get caught, get sent to jail, serve your 10years,
get out, go back to school, and become a doctor.. In any other country,
he probably would have been killed. but no.. Not in America..
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"b0g
- Mac Users are Pot Smoking Hippies" Ellen
Rules..
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"eBay
- 1996 Racing Vette" uhh.. $200k invested...
and no ones willing to pay more then $28k for it.. can someone say "waste
of money?" heh. Still and 8second vette is pretty rad..
Sent in by: Flatline
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"Baby
Owned.jpg" k, i'm sure i've posted this before,
but its still funny...
Sent in by: Spectre
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"Crop
Circle at Crabwood FarmHouse" heh, someones
got a sense of humor :)
Sent in by: Dromio
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November
18th
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"NewScientist
- Robot Guard-Dragon Unveiled in Japan" heh.
for $16k usd, you could buy a pretty sweet alarm system (along with
a wicked Home entertainment system with all the left over money). so
i have serious doubts that this little 'pet dragon' will actually take
off..
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"Telegraph
- Oriental Food Could Make you Go Blind" NO
MSG!~ wasn't there a huge campaign in the 80s over MSG? every oriental
shop had huge signs saying "SAY NO TO MSG". anyway, you'd
think business would have learned by now.. since MSG also causes high
blood pressure, and havn't they also tied it to certain forms of stomach
cancer? but hey, I'm no doctor, I just dont eat Oriental Food...
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"CNN
- Teen Says Game Inspired Crime Spree" See,
this kinda shit makes me sick.. How can someone blame their actions
on a game.. Sure you may have broken into a few cars in GTA3, but..
The game didn't teach you how to hotwire a car.... Thus, i believe these
kids should be sent to a "Pound me in the ass Prison" and
Rockstar Games (north) Should sue these kids for loss of revenue for
their lame ass publicity stunt.
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"TechTV
- Spam Takes New Form" heh, messenger is one
of the many services that i disable on install.. Windows is such Glut-ware...
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"TheAge
- Cats and Dogs are Off The Menu" Welcome to
the 20th Century.......
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"Consumption
Junction - JLo Curb/Blow Job?" k i've seen
this dozens of times before, but none of the mirrors stays up longer
then a day. anyway. I wonder why i've havn't seen this telecaster since
this little event......... HEH
Sent in by: Spectre
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"HITLERLINUX"
ROFLMAO
Sent in by: SirHugh
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November
17th
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"Types
Of Nuclear Weapons" Alright, since we're all
eagerly waiting to see what kinda weapons Saddam is gonna toss at the
US after they murder all the weapons inspectors, i figured we should
all read up on Nuclear Weapons, just so we can do our homework, and
maybe live another day to fight back.
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"Evil
Nazi Feminists From Hell" *snicker*
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"Mainichi
- Painful Pearl Procedure Leaving Peckers Perky"
yeah i've seen this freaky shit before. and frankly im not a fan of
genital augmentation. piercing/tattoo/prosthetics are totally not my
thing, so this kinda thing almost disgusts me heh..
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"SMH
- Bush Twists Facts to Fit, Analysts Say" heh,
ok, so this is what i want all of you to do.. review all these new laws
and bills that Bush is putting forward to 'protect' the public. Its
seeming to me, that all he's doing is taking away all the power from
the citizens and imposing laws to give the government more power in
a "war time" (which is another thing that the government is
pushing for). its kinda spooky when you take a step back and look at
it from another angle.
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"Women
Behind Bars.com" anyone looking for some internet
penpals. heh...
Sent in by: Dromio
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"SFGate
- Man Impaled in Head with Iron Spike, Survives"
UH... Lets see those x-rays...
Sent in by: Doom^
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"SMH
- Man Dies After Playing Computer Games Non-stop"
ha!
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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November
16th
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"eBay
- Cisco 3600 2FE2W Fast Ethernet CCIE Lab"
hah, the pics rule.. BEST AUCTION EVAH!
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"ESPN
- Bol On Thin Ice: Ex-NBA Star To Try Hockey"
uh.. Lets see. Tall, Frail bone basketball guy, trying to play hockey...
I say he lasts the first 5 mins of a Pro NHL game, before he's pounded
and broken, by the savage tanks that play that game...
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"Ananova
- Woman Regains Sight During Pregnancy" Hrmm..
now this is an interesting one. i've heard of wierd things happening
during the birthing and/or conception process, but never during the
pregnancy.. this is definatly one for the books.. heh.
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"People.com
- Snoop Dogg Says He's Kicked the Weed Habbit"
UH, yeah, sure, i saw him in his Doggy Style Video a few weeks back.
And theres no way that guy could possibly give up Pot, and maintain
any kind of personality.
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"FoxyLady
- This Is Your Woman" heh, k, this isn't worksafe,
and frankly its not really Hetrosexual Safe either. But you can totally
tell its a guy, from the chin, i've never seen a girl with such a well
defined chin..
Sent in by: Xian
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"Orange
Today - Anti-Sex Shop Protesters Quit After Increasing its Business"
*Snicker* Rules..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"ShavedPussy.jpg"
ghha, Shaved Pussy Rules. I love the look on its face.. heh
Sent in by: Toilet_Duck
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November
15th
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"WaiWai
- Mail Order Products Rubbing People the Wrong Way"
i dont understand.. If you've got a wife.. why would you need a rubber
vagina???
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"BostonNews
- Firefighters Mistakenly Tear Car Apart During Drill"
HEH_OOPS
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"Punk
Kittens - They ROCK!" OMG they do rock!! check
this out, you may wanna make sure your speakers are not cranked, as
this could very easily get annoying.
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"NewsObserver
- Young, Poor, Marines, Targeted in Sex Extortion Case"
uh. You'd think these marines would just kill this guy.. and steal his
wallet... If i had sex with a man, for money, and he took pictures or
some shit, and tried to extort money out of me, i would agree to have
sex with him one more time, then.. i'd beat him to death while he was
naked..
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"VW
Golf RS1" UH! Thats one mean ass Golf..
Sent in by: Flatline
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"Insanity
Test" I'm sure i've posted this a few times
before. but it cracks me up everytime i see it :) (i think its cuz im
crazy or something)
Sent in by: Jammy
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"BBCNews
- Curry May Treat Radiation Burns" heh, Curry
rules.. too bad my body violently and completely rejects it whenever
i eat it. :(
Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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