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 November
30th
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November
29th
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"CBC
- Spiders Weave Huge Natural Wonder in B.C." heh,
Freaky... its kinda crappy that they didn't have any pictures of it,
as it must look fearsome.
 
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"MSNBC
- Victoria's Secrets Customers Exposed" Now
this sucks. say your a sexy guy, buying some sexy things for your girlfriend
(even though your married), and your wife decides she wants to buy some
stuff on Vic. Secrets. site, and all of a sudden its showing her husbands
purchases, and she gets all confused, cuz she never recieved a deep
lavender teddy/night-gown combo.. it takes a second of two, and she
makes the connection, the husband is busted, and he's on the streets.
SUCKS.. heh. ah well, i think im going crazy...... i need more sleep
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"Ananova
- Panic in Belgium after Strikers Sound Nuclear Sirens" hah.
Now what would have been cooler, was if the belgiums started to riot
and and pillage, and build bunkers, and set traps and stuff.. ah well,
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"MSNBC
- Russian Launch Ends in Huge Failure" Maybe
its time that the russians stop sending shit into space, and focus on
rebuilding their once great nation.. Theres still millions of people
starving, and the RASA is spending a million billion rubbles on blowing
shit up in space...
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"Bristol
Wearable Computing III" see this would be cool,
if they's show you how it worked, and what it does and shizz. instead
of just showing you a picture of a guy in a jacket, holding a palm,
going "Yeah! this is the wearable computer of the future..."
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"Vegan
Erotica.com" hah, Vegan Friendly Fetish Gear!
now this is classy, for those who dont want to have to kill a cow to
get a pair of buttless chaps.
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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"WallStreetJournal
- If TiVo Thinks You Are Gay, Here's How to Set it Straight"
ghah! This is awesome. Take a read; it basically tells you how a TiVo
'thinks' heh, and it also tells about how the amazon system can freak
out if you buy 1 preggy book heh
Sent in by: Perlandra
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November
28th
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Happy
Thanksgiving my American Neigbours :)
.creator
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"CNet
- ISP Download Caps to Slow Swapping?" Oh great...
As if my cable wasn't crappy enough as it is, Its just going to get
worse.. All these napster homo's are going to ruin my 'internet experience'......
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"BBCNews
- Man Killed in Catapult Stunt" God bless darwin,
aslong as these idiots keep killing themselves, it'll save me the trouble
of hunting them down and killing all the idiots myself.
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"Excite
- have Yourself a Merry Little Holiday" Wonderful...
Political Correctness running in muck in my fair city. this kinda stuff
makes me ill (well, its either the PC crap, or its the booze, i cant
quite figure out which one..)
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"JerkCity
- T Spigot Never Mind" ROFL.
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"LiveJournal
- Made in China, Found in China Town - LADEN vs. USA!"
it takes about 3 seconds to make a game in japan. I think they have
a machine, where you put in the name of a "Hero" and the name
of a "Villian" and it assembles a game for you, and designs
the packaging, so its ready for mass production..
Sent
in by: Perlandra
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"Heartless
Bitches International - Why "Nice Guys" are Often Such Losers"
ha! I'm sure i posted this ages ago, but its still hilarious.. and from
now on, im going to be a complete asshole to women, just so they think
im coo.
Sent in by: Stubbs
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"The
History of Michael Jackson's Face" hah! Now
this is the kinda stuff i love, i swear, one of these days, when michael
jackson dies, his body/skeleton will be put up for auction, much like
the skeleton of the Elephant man, (which is currently owned by michael
jackson). Since he is slowly becoming something that isn't human anymore.
Sent in by: P. Gruchy
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November
27th
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"Ananova
- Passers-by Thought Coffin in Street was Surreal Art" lol,
for this exact reason, i think 'street art' should be banned. unless,
its nude women and or men.. then its ok. nothing like a nice distraction,
that can cause people to crash their cars... heh.
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"BBCNews
- Musical Chairs 'Too Violent'" I swear to
god.. If this shit keeps up, i will buy some land up north, segregate
myself from society, and start my own nation, where i will raise other
peoples children, so that they will not turn into bunch of nancy fighting
queers. Honestly.. Dodge ball was outlawed, then Red Rover (which is
understandable, i remember knocking some kids teeth out when playing
this as a kid), and now Musical Chairs??? What will be left as an extra-curricular
activity? BAND? Yeah, A nation of flute playing lightweights (ps, i
played the flute in Highschool, i know what its all about).
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"Excite
- Sex 149Times a Year, is UK's Average?" wow,
and i thought the spaniards were supposed to be great lovers.. so much
for all those movies portraying them as 'theives of hearts' for unsuspecting
women...
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"The
Register - 3G Games for Women" YEHAWWWW! Atlast
Phone Games for Girls...... WHO CARES?!
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"Jennifer
Government - NationStates" k, Now this sounds
interesting. I havn't had a chance to give it a shot, but i'll be playing
it all tonight at work. So i hope i'll have a little preview for ya.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Triple
J - The Greatest Self Love (Masturbation) Songs of All Time"
now this is complete. infact im gonna have to hunt down a few of these
songs that im not familiar with. and infact, im gonna have to re-listen
to "Seether" since i dont recall it being about masturbation
:)
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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"AdamGamz
Gallery - The Hulk's Car" OMG Hulk Hogan Drives
a Supra!!!
Sent in by: Usteppin
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November
26th
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"Rated
Toons - International Orgasms" ROFL, I have
a few Aussie/Kiwi Friends who are gonna bust out laughing when they
see this :) (ps, the antarctic orgams is subtle, yet effective..)..
WARNING THIS could be NOT WORK SAFE, or atleast turn your volume down,
as the moans may be an unwelcome visitor in your place of work.
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"SyberPunk.com
- Signs and Buildings" hehe, I've seen a few
of these pics around on other sites, but never such a complete collection.
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"Whoose
Boobs?" k, i suck at this, cuz i dont watch
TV, i have no idea who the celebrities are :( but the boobies are nice.
too bad theres only 3 sets of boobs, i could play this all day if there
was more of a decent selection.
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"Newscientist
- New Optical Disc Could Hold 5movies in your Phone" wow,
i had no idea the original laser disc only held 1 Gigabyte of data.
How lame.. Glad i didnt' buy one of those players when it was "hip"
heh. All this storage tech is super cool, but by the time it comes down
to the consumer level, it'll be so far in the future, it'll loose its
"wow factor".
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"MSNBC
- O.J. No Longer 100% Sure He is Innocent"
(k, this is an oldie, but a goodie) ROFL.. 2Bad you can't be tried twice
for the same crime.. OTHERWISE OJ WOULD BE IN JAILSAQ! heh.
Sent in by: Servo
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"The
Village Voice - Pucker Up: Butt Plug Fever"
ghah! Now this is hilarious. I can't say I myself have tried butt plugs,
but i've known a few girls who live by them. but yeah; I like the tongue-in-cheek
(no pun intended) humor that this guy? girl? ('tristan' is pretty omnious,
when it comes to sexual identification)
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Ladies
Weapons" LOL, PINK... How Intimdating... I
could totally see this being brandished with a frilly apron, and a nice
pink/red holster. but theres more, make sure you click the 'back button'
heh.
Sent in by: Hee-la
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November
25th
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November
24th
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"CNN
- Alien Fish Terror Over" how come the US is
so hell bent on destroying every foreigner that messes around with US
Soil?? heh.
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"SMH
- Laptop Burns Boffin's Penis" If yer dink
is getting hot, Remove the laptop from your crotch. like, my laptop
does get pretty warm when its left on, but thats cuz i got CPU throttling
disabled. any regular laptop would have that shit enabled so it doesn't
get hot. so this guy prolly got what he deserved, his wang got burned
cuz he was prolly fucking around with his default settings..
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"Ananova
- Woman Sacked over 'Porn Party Invitation'"
ghaha, this gets the "HEH_OOOPS" award for this month. nothing
like throwing a porno party, and accidently sending the naughty invitiation
to your boss. hah.
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"JFK
Assassination Film Restored" oh yaya!, more
digitally modified history.. I dont see how "enriching" historical
films, and possibly changing the way that history looks to our children.
Frankly they should take the current film (all blotchy and scratched)
dvd it, at the best quality possible (without adding anything), and
preserve it. dont change the past, to match the future......
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"BBCnews
- 'Batman' Swoops in Store Raid" This has to
suck. Stealing alcohol from a supermarket, then, getting chased by a
guy in a batman costume. then getting caught :) sucks2b these kids..
Sent in by: Brill
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"CNN
- S. Africa Prison Gangs Use AIDS Rape As Punishment"
uuuh.... UUUH.. UUUUUUH. I dont know what to say.... Besides.. Never
break the law in Africa...
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Ananova
- Man Spots Wife in Changing Room Porn Video" Looks
like some of these "Change Room" porno's are legit, well not
legit, but not faked; like alot of the 'upskirt porn'
Sent in by: Dromio
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November
23rd
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November
22nd
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