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 "Barbie
Boning.swf" heh no penetration here. but turn
your volume down a bit, cuz the music is pretty annoying. 
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| "Yahoo
- Sony Unveils New Portable CD-RW/DVD-Rom Drive with Standalone CD/MP3
Playback" heh now this is cool, its like everything
anyone could want in an mp3 player..
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| "Microsoft
Keyboard" wow, just watching this load gave
me a headache..
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| "Local
6 - Store's 'Snipers Welcome' Signs Draw Attention" *snicker*
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| "Ogrish
- Massacre Series" alright i dont often like
to post 'death' pics. but the first few pics are moderatly cool, i wouldn't
recommend this for anyone who's weak at heart. Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "Newscientist
- Gene Tweaking Safely doubles life time" heh
now if they can only figure out how to remove the hangover, after a
night of good binge drinking.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "ComputerWorld
- IBM's Blue Gene Supercomputers to run Linux" IBM
is only pushing Linux, cuz they can run it in VM on old ass mainframes
(you guys have no idea how many 390 Mainframes IBM still has in its
datacentres, its scary, that 30-40 year old technology is still running,
and turning cycles.. its scary... Sent in by: natty
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| "Ananova
- Concorde Rudder Falls Off During Flight"
wow, this kinda shit makes you wonder where all those new "airline
taxes" are going.. When i flew to Montreal in Dec of last year,
i had to pay like 45$ cad ONTOP of the regular taxes i'd normally have
to pay. I'm sure when you fly on the Concorde the taxes are WAY higher...
So after all these taxes, these planes are still falling apart.. i think
its time that they focus on getting some new planes...
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| "eBay
- Afghani War Rug!" Oh yes! Now you can own
this tacky persian wannabe rug...
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| "BBCNews
- Jackson Hobbles Back to Court" Will someone
please put Michael Jackson out of his misery, it seems that after years
and years of surgeries, and a full transformation from black to white,
he is so frail, that a single spider bite can yield him almost incompacitated.
This guy is such a freak, he doesn't deserve to bring up children. as
they will be taught from a very young age, how to be circus style freaks.
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| "GayBear.net
- Big Furry Men, Cute Cubs and Tiny Twinks"
uh.. If you dont find homosexual porno funny, dont bother clicking this
link.. Also..THIS IS NOT WORK SAFE!
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| "My
Homebrew Lava Lamp" just incase your a hippy
on a budget... Sent in by: Schieks
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| "IowaState
Recipe Book - Banana Worm Bread" mmm bug recipes...
i wonder IA State has put this together, to deal with a pest problem
in its dorms.. "Hey yeah there may be bugs all over your rooms
and kitchens, but thats part of your meal plan.. Honestly.." Sent in by: P. Gruchy
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| "X-Entertainment
- Toys R' Us Masters of the Universe Super Spectacular" HAH! Sent in by: Flatline
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| "The
Toque - Oversized Software Comes With Huge Hardware Demands"
The toque rules. Zoo Tycoon sucks...
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| "Excite
- Baby's Belly Holds Key to Starting Car" Now
this is why you should never let your kids suck on your keys.. otherwise
you'll be picking through their poo for the radio transmitter they've
sucked out. heh.
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| "Ananova
- Boy, 14, Steals Dad's Car and Drives 300 Miles"
ghah, k, as if this guy wouldn't be in enough trouble for being a slacker
in school, he steals his dads car, and then gets arrested for driving
300miles without a license. THIS KID IS SMRT~
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| "MadBlast
- Catch Michael Jackson's Kids" Uhhh....
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| "Womens
Basketball, Player Bio: Ivana Mandic" say her
name really fast... hah! Sent in by: Xian
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| "Workopolis
- Pigeon Racing" *snicker* Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "Killer
Japanese Seizure Robots" heh, i still have
a steel action figure robot of the one featured in this page. ps. if
it doesn't give you a seizure, it will give you a headache... Sent in by: Spectre
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| "NewScientist
- New Stealth Plane Revealed" oOooOooOO
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| "Ain't
it Cool News - Matrix Reloaded Pics" heh. so
they went from nice smooth leather/vinyl coats, to rough organic alligator
skin. Interesting. (from simulated or fake) Smoothness of the artificial
world, lets loose to the disorganized and roughness of the real world..
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| "BBCNews
- Crushed Flier Wins Obesity Payout" Follow
up: If your fat.. dont fly.. if only they would treat fat people like
indian people (ie, the passengers telling the flight crew that the 'dont
feel safe' so they want that person off the flight...) Its happened
before.
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| "FoxNews
- Son of Sam Tells Sniper to Stop" *snicker*...
Yeah i know this is an old link, but im so far behind :) so im trying
to catch up heh.
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| "LakeCity
Reporter - Woman Shot in Caboose, by Accident" lol,
must suck getting popped in the ass by accident :) this is why you should
never play around with a loaded gat.. especially if your a 'butter fingers'
:) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Wired
- The Geek Syndrome" did i post this already?
Geeks shouldn't marry.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Washington
Post - Attack on Internet Called Largest Ever"
Recap.. This just in Script kiddies blow.. Sent in by: Natty
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| "HappyWaffle
- The Lego Enterprise" Whoa! Talk about Geekdom..
now dont get me wrong, i love lego, infact, before i moved i used to
build shit all the time (yes, i know im not a kid anymore, but lego
rules). but the only problem is, most of my lego was red, green, blue,
i guess i was too young for the 'space station' sets that were primarily
gray and black.. otherwise, i'd have to hunt down my lego in storage,
and bust that shizz out again.
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| "Ananova
- US Bus Driver's Taliban Comment Brings Police Responce"
Oh god... talk about americans being super anal "OMG HE SAID TALIBAN,
HES A TERRIST!!!" (the incorrect spelling there was done on purpose
thx..). my question is.. if these passengers were really worried, why
didn't THEY try to stop the bus driver? like, there was 30 passengers..
and 1 bus driver... how come none of them took it upon themselves to
sub-due this terrist...
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| "New
Scientist - Digital Image Stored in Single Molecule" oOoO
1000bits of info, thats what.. 120characters? in a single molecule?
why doesn't this impress me? if they could store like a megabyte in
a single molecule, i'd be impressed, but 120 characters? thats nothing..
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| "MSNBC
- Color is Coming to U.S. Paper Money" Ah HA!
So you americans can no longer make fun of our canadian money (even
though it is considered a joke when compared to its american counter
part). heh. but seriously though, whenever im in the US, and i have
a wallet full of greens, and im like "Hey im rich.." then
i goto buy lunch or something, and i realize its all 1$ bills.. then
i realize im broke.. heh. with canuck money, you can quickly tell just
but the color, how much money you've got. Greens yer good, Reds yer
sweet, Browns your set for life.
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| "WickedWendys.com"
i love wendy's :( Sent in by: ^Smash
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| "The
Ultimate Jeep Wrangler" heh, feersome a v10
jeep. but what the hell would you do with it? drive it fast? and have
it flip over, and explode? take it offroad, and have it spin the tires
in ever gear? Sent in by: Flatline
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| "The
Star - No Relief From Ads on TV" oh god.. Big
Brother Is here.. We can no longer have any quite time in the private
hallows of the mens washroom....... Sent in by: Brill
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| "College
Humor - B*U*Pi*Integral of e^x" ROFL wait for
the image to load.
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| "Ananova
- Dog Brings Live Grenade Back to Master" Now,
this is one dog, I'd leave for stray.....
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| "Cnet
- Crash Test Program? Chrysler Meets Linux"
chrysler rules.. too bad the viper is too expensive.. cuz i'd love to
own a few of them... 2bad IBMsux.. maybe a better title to this article
would have been "Chrysler to Crash with Linux..." or something
funny like that...hrmmm
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| "Adult
Novelty Pillows and Products" Just in time
for Xmas :) er.. or as they would say in Canada "The Festive Gift
Giving Holiday Season"
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| "Mitch
Kapors Weblog - Open Source Outlook Clone?"
Sounds good to me, i'd love a none klunky information management system,
where do i sign? Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "TwoMobile
- Worlds First Commerically Available Illuminated Computer Keyboard"
its about bloody time.. cuz i hate it when im typing in the dark, and
i make spelling errors..... Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Stuff
- Wired bras will be hard to uplift" uh...
These kiwi's are crazy..... Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| oh
christ, i must apologize now, in just over 78hours, i've only gotten
like 7hours (i just woke up, and im still fucken spent....) anyway im
gonna try to do a quick update, then im gonna pass out again. so i may
make some pretty bad spelling/grammer mistakes (im sure you guys are
used to this by now, heh.) .creator (going insane)
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| "BBCNews
- Face Transplant on the Horizon" Uh.. Face
Off anyone???
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| "Ananova
- Calender Causes Commotion Among Women in Columbia"
uhm so wait... The head of the Ministry of Defence in Columbia thinks
that the disitribution of such 'naughty' calendars (to promote rebel
group desertion) is a bad thing? You'd think the MoD would be willing
to find a better way to take down these rebel groups; Instead of just
killing them, and murdering their families... But hey.. To each there
own....
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| "CNN
- Why Eating Less May Extend Your Life" OoOoOo
heres an interesting article on how the enzymes your body produces to
digest food/calories can affect your life span.. Interesting.. glad
i only eat starches.......
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| "CBC
- PhotoGallery Giant Spider Web" Followup:
Pictures of that wierd ass Spiders Web in BC. Feersome.. Thats alotta
spiders.... *shudder* (Oh, if yer an arachnaphobic it may not be a good
idea, to click the link.. ) Sent in by: Dave B.
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| "LAMERKATZ
- WebVoids Guide to Mac Gaming" rofl. LamerKatz
rules. Sent in by: Dark Nova (nothing like a little self promotion, cept his is actually funny, heh)
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| "Washington
Post - New State Tests Science, History Potentially Sore Subjects"
seriously... The more i read now (while i should be working), i realize
that most things i learned in highschool as "proven historical
facts" are derived from different other things, that were derived
from other things. So its all speculation. I'm serious.. The education
system is becoming a joke.. Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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