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December 14th
Ugh, forgive the brief update, i went out with a few highschool buddies last night, and got ripped, its been 3hours since i got up, and im still trashed. ugh..
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"-R-G-B-" this is pretty leet, but it'll easily give you a solid pounding headache, also if your epileptic, avoid this link..heh. But crank up your speakers and rock out to some techno :)

"CBSNews - Posh Plot Kiboshed, Suspects Charged" did i post this already? Anyway, if posh wasnt such a slut, she'd be hot.

"SkyNews - Man Crucified in Attack" uh, this kinda shit makes me wonder... if all humans really are civilized..

"Welcome to MrBling.com" oh god.. (did i post this already?)
Sent in by: Kaleid
"Buddys Hair Pictures - Bald Women" YES Bald women fetish.. out of all the shit i've seen on the internet, i had no idea that there was a need for bald women pics....
Sent in by: Beavnuts
"Verbatim - Retro CDR's" heh as much as i hate vinyl, this does look pretty cool..
Sent in by: Maxtype
 
December 13th
"CNN - Man Saved By Condiments" hah Now i guess this does make ya think.. if you were trapped in your car for a week, in the freezing cold would you have enough to survive? I prolly wouldn't, since i have no food stuffs in my truck.. but i got tons of other shit, crowbars, tire irons, air compressors, DC Power inverters, flashlights, etc.. heh,.

"BBCnews - eBay Hit By Credit Card Scam" honestly anyone who falls for this, should be smacked. "HEY PLEASE SEND US YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO SO WE CAN UPDATE OUR RECORDS" uh yeh... Enjoy getting $10k worth of porn charges put on your cards :)

"Strange Hissing Noise Coming from my Computer..." Uhhh..

"CNN - Microsoft to Offer Linux Software?" heh yeah it makes me wonder why microsoft abandoned its Unix Offering ages ago..

"Owny Woo Tech Support Call" bhahah!
Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
"Welcome Osamarama - Antrax the Invisible Victim" Hah! I love this kind of cheezy animation. RULZ
Sent in by: Flatline
"Boners - Danger Explosive Rhino" *snicker*
Sent in by: Natty
 
December 12th
"USA TODAY - Robots Lay Fiber-optics in City Sewers" woo best idea ever. It was funny, at the last company i worked for, they were in located in the tech neighbourhood of Toronto, and every month, the city would tear up part of the road outfront, to run new copper/fiber into the building (for every new company that shared space with us). It was a huge ass hassle to drive through it, but this is a pretty snazzy idea. infact im surprized it took this long to impliment it.

"Ananova - Britney Seeks Restraining Order Against 'stalker'" rofl. You'd think someone like britney would be used to having stalkers... hell i know like 30guys who are trying to stalk her right now. but they're failing cuz they're hippy bums..

"CNN - Teen Hacker Denies DVD Pirating" heh, Just cuz a piece of software can be used to cause bad things, doesn't mean it will always be used to do such things. ie. You can use Microsoft Mappoint to locate a map of someone your stalking, you can then use the map to figure out how/where is the best place to look through her bedroom window, etc. this doesn't mean that we should outlaw MS Mappoint. it just means that the law enforcement faggots need to chill yo..

"KR Washington - NASA Commissions Book to Prove Moon Landing Really Happened" lol, so i guess NASA isn't relying on Buzz Uldrin to punch out all the everyone who says it was faked... heh

"Guardian Unlimited - Navy Chiefs Ordered Secret Purge of Gay Sailors" haha, looks like during WWII and after, the British navy was packed with homosexuals. Packed to a point where if they were to try and fire (get rid of) all the homosexuals, they're navy would have fallen apart :) So i guess this is where the homosexual sailors stereotype started :)
Sent in by: Natty
"BoonDocks - Al Qaida..." heh Yes!
Sent in by: |Tch0rT|
"ABCNews - Army Recruits Teens with Internet Game" yes. and this game would rule more, if it didn't use an ancient game engine, and run so fucken slow on my machine... I'm hoping the US Army is in the process of optimizing their content so it'll actually run well..
Sent in by: ^Smash
 
December 11th
"The Village Voice - Weapon of the Week, The Microwave Phaser" hah! i like how they make the distinction "light bulb hot, not cooking someone hot", Whats the point in making someone 'hot' you'd think they'd just use a big flash light since it would also illuminate the area aswell as heat up whatever your targeting. Anyway, you can bet if this ever does go into production, that there will be hacks and shit for them, so the troops in the field will be able to overclock this shit, and fry up a hamburger on the way to war.

"Snoop Dogg - Tha Shizzolator" *snicker*

"Ananova - Cat Causes Divorce" yes. i completely understand, cats are filthy animals.. any animal that sits around and licks its ass should not be domesticated.. as it sets a bad example for young children.. Do we really want our kids licking their asses? I know i dont...

"Hitman2 - Run Fatty.avi" some people have way too much time on their hands... but this is pretty funny heh.

"InkTank - Pic of the day - Italian USMC" ghaha! Go Racism!
Sent in by: mkow
"CBC - Online Article Gets Angry U.S. Response" heh AMERKINS ARE SMRT~
Sent in by: Kayvan
 
December 10th
"JerkCity - As Per Our..." ROFL Jerk is fucking hilarious

"Ananova - Five-year-old boy is Found After Going Missing for Nine Months" uh. Any woman who 'expects' her 4year old son to magically follow her around, obviously shouldnt be a mother. every 4year old i've seen has been more then a handful when it came to keeping track of them...

"Transformers with Penises" heh, yeah i remember playing with Transformers, and yeah, i do remember a few of them having "wangs" if you transformed them wrong, heh 'wrong' heh.

"Guardian - Iron Maiden's Lead Singer Switches on Seatbelt Sign" uh, who's worried about terrorists? Not me. I'm worried about Bruce Dickinson flying my ass around..

"MyTown - Hacker Rings up $10,000 Phone Bill" Yes! Spam Punishment! about bloody time.. I wish i saw more of this in the US/Canada, since i prolly get like 100 spam messages to my hotmale (which i never use, cept for MSN IM). but yeah. Down with spam.
Sent in by: SirHugh
"The Smoking Gun - Yasmine Bleeth" YEEEK! Now this pisses me off, all these 'hot' chicks look like shit when they're strung out and not wearing makeup.. girls like this should either, stop doing crank, or never leave the makeup booth...
Sent in by: Flatline
"DetNews - Cobra Production Halts over Quality Glitches" uh, wow, ford actually stopped production of something that was below standard? this shit must have been really bad, since my explorer was definatly a big quality glitch, and they refused to fix it.. so i can only assume that the new cobra would catch fire and incinerate the passenger compartment within a few seconds of starting the car..
Sent in by: Usteppin
 
December 9th
"Excite - Texan Killed Friend Who Drank the Last Cold Beer" Rofl. you'd think they'd give the murderer the death penalty :) but seriously though, never take the last cold beer without asking.. *end of story*

"Arse or Elbow?" hahah. Damnit 7/14. Fuck i suck :(

"HogafflaHage" uh... i dont get it...

"JSOnline - Army Working on Three-Year-Sandwich" Followup: To the army trying to make the super foods that will last forever.. no more salad in a tube...

"DetroitNews - Couple Sues over Raccoon Droppings" 1000lbs of Raccoon poo... Thats alotta poo.. dont forget.. always check the attic before you buy..
Sent in by: Clouds
"Voy - Nintendo= Masturbation Aid for Teenage Girls" hah! this just goes to show, if you buy a GameCube, girls will come over and want to play with it.. Best marketing idea evar~
Sent in by: b00
"News Station -More Than 200 Illegal Haitian Migrants Run Ashore in Miami" you know, it makes me wonder why the USA is fighting a war over seas, when they can't defend their current borders...
Sent in by: Monique
 
December 8th
"Atlanta Daily News - Genetics May Explain Blacks' Higher Rate of Heart Failure" or, this could be part of the 'Black people have huge dicks' theory, as they require so much blood to fill their swollen muscles, that their hearts have to pump really hard (heh) so the more boners they get, the harder their heart has to pump. and thus. boners kill....

"Quizilla - Which Wax Trax! Artist Are You?" heh, Wax Trax! rules too bad all the classic artists that used to be on it, only make shit music... Oh god. Looks like I'm 'Coil'... Too bad they sux... :(
"Party Smoochie" now this is the kinda christmas that i like. giving gifts that you hope will hurt someone else :).. hehe watch it, you'll know what i mean (time to tempt fate :)

"Mega Crap - Rom Hack" uh heh. OMG NUDE PUNCH OUT?!? Where do i sign up??

"GoMiata Happy Car Teeth" rofl..
Sent in by: Flatline
"Optical Camouflage" Whoa~. This was sent to me as "Ghost in the Shell Camouflage" and i see why, notice the white rain slicker.. This is some pretty cool ass shit.
Sent in by: DCJoeDog
"Wired News - Free Software Hurts the U.S." lol! This is such anti-linux propaghanda; This reaks of MS Support :)
Sent in by: [Omega]