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 December
21st
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"The
Discovery Channel - Coffee vs. Diabetes" hah,
Coffee Wins Again!
 
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"Yahoo
- Infogrames sells Film Rights to Alone in the Dark Series"
Uh yeah.. and this movie was released 2 years ago... it was called 'Resident
Evil'.. Kids today will have no idea what the AITD series is all about,
it was the first game of its kinda. Hell, the first one was still one
of the best games ever. actually now that i think about it, every game
in the series (upto AITD 4, cuz i dont remember actually playing it)
was awesome. But yeah. the ResEvil series definatly picked up, and took
off with the idea..
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"The
Register - MS Admits its Linux-Bashing Jihad is a Failure"
hah! The Microsoft Beast fails
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"Ananova
- University Criticised for 'Beer Drinking' Course"
followup, Beer drinking rulz..
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"Boners
- Palestinian Laptop" k, this isn't funny,
but i have never seen a PC strapped to a donkey before.. (usually the
ass is behind the monitor.. not beside it)..
Sent in by: Flatline
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"BBCNews
- Listen, Your Desk is Speaking for you" heh,
this rules, i've been leaving my USCav Catalog open on the Hunting and
Knifes section, on my desk for the last month, I'm going to start writing
my leads names on the knives and cutting them out, and pasting them
on my cube wall.. Oh i can't wait...
Sent in by: SirHugh
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"Being
Ron Jeremy.com" ROFL.
Sent in by: nmaf
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December
20th
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"DirectTV
- Membership" ha! DirectTV Still hasn't told
its customers about this.. they made an update to their page, and i
guess they're hoping that all the members will just check it daily.
heh.. glad im not on @home anymore, i'm tired of my isp's abandoning
its customers..
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"CNN
- Eminem House Doesn't Sell on eBay" Followup
article, looks like no one wants Eminem's shitty old detroit BUNGalow.
Seriously, Eminem's novelty will wear off soon. Anyone remember Vanilla
Ice.. or Snow.. or any of those other 'White Rappers'; their popularity
only lasts a few albums, then they're put back on the street, working
at icecream shops, and driving cabs and shit..
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"Excite
- Drunken Elephants Kill Six" I know this isn't
supposed to be funny... but.... HAHA! nothing like being killed by a
physical manifestation of your god (ganesh). I wonder what thats like..
Should the parents of these children be angry? because their god killed
them? How about something like "You can take an elephant to a watering
hole, but you can't expect them to drink responsibly." heh.
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"Ananova
- PepsiCo Signs Signer Beyonce Kowles for Ad Campaign" Wow,
First N*Sync dumps britney... Now PepsiCo.. Britsux
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"SinFest
- Girls Making Big, on the Little Screen" heh.
Sinfest rules.
Sent in by: Beavnuts
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"Limmy
- Requiem" LOL
Sent in by: Spectre
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"Globe
and Mail - Father Files Suit After Son Fails to win MVP Award"
did i post this already?? Talk about a whiney ass father..
Sent in by: Flatline
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December
19th
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"Ananova
- LA College Slaps Speed Limit on Wheelchairs" Uhhh....
UHHHH.. I dont know what to say....
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"Excite
- Pakistan Women Councilor Beaten, Paraded Naked"
i swear... If i was from pakistan, living in North America, i would
renounce my heritage, as they are clearly savages. Would someone please
hand these guys an encyclopedia, and turn it to the 'Civilized Life'
section. So they can know how to act instead of just beating their women,
and running them around town nekkid..
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"GameSpy
- Top 10 Most Collectable Games ever" Uhh..
i havn't heard of any of these, so they can't have been that good...
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"ABCNews
- Hunter Mistakenly Shoots Santa's Reindeer"
i'm not 100% sure what to think of these trigger happy gun nuts (hunters).
Think about it, Reindeer are no where near as large as Bucks are (I've
seen them in zoo's feer). So how a hunter could mistake a Deer for a
Buck is unbenonce to me. But yeah, theres a couple other good stories
on this page heh. i like the Beer prison break ;)
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"Lord
of the Rings: Gayness" Literally!
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"American
Standard Type-R" rofl, Now this is hilarious
and everything.. but if you notice... theres a plunger right next to
the toilet... looks like this Type-R is just as reliable as its automotive
counterpart...
Sent in by: Hagen B.
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"Rotten
Tomatoes - 8 Mile" *Snicker* I have yet to
see it, i guess i'll wait till its on video.. heh
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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December
18th
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December
17th
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"NewScientist
- Earth's Volcanism Linked to Meteorite Impacts"
yeah, i forget where i saw/read this but apparently some scientists
did a study on high density/speed particles in the universe, and they've
pin pointed several 'events' where a tiny ass particle (dust sized)
weighing several hundred tons travelling at over 20,000mph struck the
earth in africa (causing an earthquake) then proceeded to pass through
the earth and exited somewhere near the North West Territories, causing
another earth quake as it exited.. its pretty leet shit.
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"BBCnews
- Divers to survey Channel Wreck" sinking cars
make baby jesus cry :~( it really makes you wonder what would be salvageable
from 77 cargo containers full of cars, when they've been shaken up and
over turned. i couldn't imaging anything besides interiors and maybe
Rims would be undamaged.
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"Ananova
- 10% of Passengers 'have joined the mile-high club'" uh,
i call BULLSHIT. this is so 'high-school mens locker-room' that it isn't
funn "OH YEAH WELL I DID THIS CHICK IN SCIENCE CLASS BUT THE TEACHER
DIDNT MIND CUZ WE WERE DOING A PROJECT IN REPRODUCTION..." *cough*
bullshit *cough*
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"CNN
- Microsoft to Offer Linux Software?" (did
i post this already?) heh yeah it makes me wonder why microsoft abandoned
its Unix Offering ages ago..
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"Mikes
Mods - BitCharG Light Kits" ghah, this 'ricing'
everything up (Seen in Hondas, PC's) and now in the 'mini-RC' market...I
just dont know what to say... Check out the vids :) heh.
Sent in by: |Tch0rT|
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"Two
Toweres Protest.com" oh god. This politically
correct shit is getting out of hand.. QUIT BEING A BUNCH OF PUSSIES
YOU FUCKEN AMERICANS...
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"CBCNews
- Crack Pipe Give-away Aims to Slow Disease" Leave
it to canada to do this....
Sent in by: Fignuts
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December
16th
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Alright.
so the archives should be updated. enjoy heh. yeh i know its about time.
but this is what happens when you dont get enough sleep, and you drink
to much..
.creator
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"Ananova
- Cows Puzzled by Road Markings" hah! If only
people would be so causious about crossing the yellow lines. i cant
tell you how many times, fucken asshole people (mostly men) start drifting
over the lines of the roads when checking cell phones and reading the
news paper.. Seriously.. Toss the fucken cell out the window, and listen
to the news on the radio, dont read the fucken paper.
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"Gender
Bending..." Now these are some nice photoshop's..
heh
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"Excite
- Police Fight Right to Bare Buttocks" Hahah.
here we are in canada, fighting to have marijuana de-criminalized, and
the aussies are fighting to have 'the butt' decriminalized. heh..
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"Brunching
- The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Making a Baloney Sandwich"
Brunching rocks.. brb gonna go get another drink and
a sandwedge....S A N D W E D G E
Sent in by: d3nt
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"Mashimaro_02.swf"
heh, i dont get it... im sure its cuz i got 2hours sleep and im still
drunk. but we'll see if it makes any more sens to you...
Sent in by: Belle and Sebastian
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"DetNews
- Detroit No. 1 in Syphilis Cases" uhhh.. I'm
so glad i didn't go back to that chick from detroits Hotel room a year
ago, otherwise my dink could be falling off right now.. GOD BLESS THE
DINK
Sent in by: fignuts
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December
15th
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