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 Hopefully,
by the time you read this, i'll be drunk in New York. So i hope your
having as much fun as i am :) Happy new year bitchez...creator  
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| "The
Nazification of America" I've been saying this
for just over a year now.. The US Government is using Terrorism as just
cause to seize control of the US as a state. Seriously. The US Citizen
is losing more and more rights every day. Think about it..
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| "Happy
Pill The Flash Game" this is pretty cool, its
like arkanoid mixed with smack. it rules.. heh.
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| "Menstrual
Paintings Gallery" k, art is cool and everything..
but i think this is going a bit far for wymen... this is borderline
gross..
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| "CNN
- Nicolas Cage, Lisa Marie Presley Divorcing"
wtf? they were married???? Sent in by: Servo
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| "WastedChicks.com
- Get Fu$%ed Up!" BEST SITE EVAR~~ Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Gay
Pakistan - Bronzed Studs with BIG Boners" k,
you guessed it.. This is NOT WORK SAFE.. heh. but super funny.. Sent in by: Pork |
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| "Joe
Eigo - Sept 02 - Break Dancing.asf" He's pretty
flexible... I bet he's tried to suck his own dick.. (and prolly succeeded)..
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| "eBay
- WWII Rare Anal BriefCase" Uhhh.... this would
be a super cool thing to have.. as a conversation piece. but (no pun
intended) im sure that "its been in a guys ass" would always
come up at the end of the 'show and tell session'.
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| "Ananova
- Zoo Keeper Refuse to Help Sedated Gorilla Masturbate"
*snicker* i just dont know what to say....
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| "ABCNews
- No "Normal' For Boy Whose Dad Injected him with HIV"
jesus..... "THANKS DAD FOR GIVING ME AIDS YOU ASSHOLE". I
guess i'm kinda glad my dad isn't crazy like this freak...
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| "Exile
in Guyville Lyrics" Oh my god... These lyrics
Rule.. Sent in by: xtal
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| "eBay
- Subaru Custom Rally Convertable" by "Custom"
they mean "Beaten badly" and by "Convertable" they
mean "without top.." heh Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Excite
- Trying to Stop Vampire Hysteria" uh.. theres
countries that still believe in Vampires...?...?
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| "Ananova
- Shopper Assaulted in Turkey Rage Car Park Tussle"
ghah. Silly brits.. fighting over a turkey..
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| "CNN
- Hubble See's Birth of Tiny 'Pox' Galaxy"
hrmm.. see, this isn't entirely true.. No one has ever seen a Galaxy
being 'born'; we've just seen small ones grow. now dont get me wrong
this doesn't nullify the importance of this, its just that it goes from
being 'really cool' to being 'cnn heresy' heh.
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| "BBCNews
- Iraq's Unaccounted for Weapons" Yes.. Looks
like the U.N. is going to war... but im curious how one could hide 360
tonnes of Chemical Warfare Agents.. that shit would have to be temperature
controlled and sealed. Not an easy thing to hide when you have people
hunting specifically for it.
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| "InfoWorld
- IBM Wins $290 Million DOE Contract for SuperComputers"
oh god.. the plague known as IBM continues to grow.... Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "Strange
Things Found in Dog Feces" HAH! Sent in by: d-w-s
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| Alright,
if you guys are reading this that means that my updater script is working
heh. Anyway, i should be well on my way, if not in NYC Already. So keep
those links coming, and i'll be checking on the updater every other
day or so just to make sure that this shit is actually staying upto
date. .creator
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| "CNN
- Segway Personal Transporters for Sale" yaya!
who cares.....
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| "Bible
Sex Facts, Table of Contents" Oh man, i've
been watching some of these christian propaghanda videos (vcds) that
i've grabbed off the net, and i have to say, that its obvious that i'm
going to hell (cept i think the bible has the sequence down wrong though)
like, we live in hell, and if we do anything 'right' (ie, not fun) then
we get to goto heaven, otherwise, we smelt on earth for ever. heh..
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| "eBay
- McDonalds Cocaine Stir Stick" Uh.heh.uh.... Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Sex
With Cars.faq" I think i may have posted this
already?.. but i dont remember... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "NBC4
- High-Speed Chase Ends with Crash" Holy Shit,
Watch that video Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Mr.
Cranky - Rates Bad Company" ROFL Mr. Cranky
Rules..
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| "Ananova
- Burglar to Sue Tony Martin Over Gunshot Injuries" Bhaha.
k, so if a loser burglar wannabe, busts into my house, and tries to
steal my shit, and if i were to catch him (which i prolly would), his
ass would get more then a leg wound (although his co-robber got what
he deserves, by becoming a fatality). If i had a gun (its a good thing
i dont, cuz i'd shoot alot more people) and you broke into my house,
you'd get every bullet i had chasing you off my property.
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| "Sign
On SanDiego - Leonard Nimoy Dropped from Seattle Jewish Fund-Raiser"
uh leonard nimoy fuxing rux, best jew ever. (seriously,
he rocks)
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| "eBay
- 1977 IBanez Korina Rocket Flying Guitar"
hah, Sex Sells.. too bad this didnt' actually sell...
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| "FoxNews
- Jeffery Jones, Paul Reubens Charged in Sex Probe"
Followup to the article i posted the other day with that guy from Ferris
Buelers day off / Howard the Duck.. heh. Now Pee Wee Herman is involved.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "MTV
- Say It Ain't So, Olsen Twins Cover Weezer" oh
man, when will the olsen twins go into porno.. they're seriously begging
for it. are they 18 yet?.. I think N*Sync needs to bust over to their
house, and date, then have sex, then tell the world about it.. cuz they
can't be good for anything else.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Zapato
Productions - IntraDimensional" heh, k i think
i posted this awhile ago (well over a year) but now, this site has tons
of shit in it. like way more then just the tin foil beanie hat.. heh. Sent in by: d-w-s
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| "Wired
- Bird? Plane? UFO? No, Stratelite" hey now
heres a cool idea, sending up hundreds of these little airship drones,
that broadcast 802.11b signals. Neat..
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| "MSNBC
- Nuclear Plants Pass a Disaster Test" see,
heres where this shit gets fucked up, if you tell ther TERRISTS (notice
the incorrect spelling) that crashing a 767 into a nuclear power plant
wont do shit, they'll just find something else to crash into (that will
be vulnerable to attack, like a bridge, or something). Frankly, if the
nuke sites are safe, they should direct terrorists attacks there, you
know, pull the Oracle logic (NO ONE CAN HACK US, SO GIVE IT YOUR BEST
SHOT FUCKERS!) heh.
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| "Ananova
- Robbers Hold up Naked German Swingers at Gunpoint" Whoa!
Swingers clubs in germany? I never knew Germans were that cool, ofcourse,
i'm not aware of any 'true swinger' clubs in toronto either. so maybe
we're the sheltered ones... |
| "Indian
Times - Jesus, Its a Chapati" Uhhh....
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| "The
Action Lama - Steven Seagal" heh Steven Seagal
is one of the worst actors known to the human race.. I think someone
should pay him to stay at home, and grow fat.. Hell, i'd pay to see
Steven Seagal NOT make a movie.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Guardian
Unlimited - The Body Worlds Exhibition" Follow
to yesterdays link. With more pics.. Sent in by: d-w-s
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| "Net.swf"
*snicker* Sent in by: Wolf-
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| Merry
Christmas everyone, I wish everyone well. And have a drink for me :) .creXmas
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| "MSNBC
- Bush Plan to Monitor Net Raises Stir" Uhm,
i thought the CIA and FBI was already doing this? with the Carnavore
system and uhm that other system that monitors web searches and stuff...
I'm sure this is already going on.. Like, thats why UUNet (defunct Worldcom)
is still around, cuz the government is slowly taking that over. just
so they can sniff the asses of every american who surfs the net.
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| "ebay
- Own the Rustic Town of BridgeVille" OMG Can
anyone say "militia grounds". this would be a wicked place
to setup a training camp for a small army destined to overthrow the
US Government.. But ofcourse, all those terrorists know that.. ugh.
my brain hurts....
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| "The
New Weebl and Bob Story - Pengiuns" heh. Dont
ever leave your pengiuns un attentended...
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| "eBay
- Big Cat Mating VCD" did i post this already?
anyway there are some strange fuckers on ebay... Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "BodyWorlds
- Exhibits" now this is cool shit, i saw a
special about this on discovery, or TLC, i forget which, but yeah, it
was some very cool shit. Sent in by: d-w-s
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| "MSNBC
- Actor Faces Sex, Pornography Charges" Yes!
Teenage gay sex.. I'm sure this is illegal.. anyway, this actor guy
was cool, he was in Howard the Duck, one of the Best Worst Movies ever
made.. Sent in by: Bosco
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| "Ananova
- Couple Sue over Alleged Pubic Hair on Pizza"
AWESOME.. this is why i dont work in the service industry, cuz i know
i'd do shit like this.. Cuz people piss me off way too easily (infact,
chances are, if i dont know you, i will hate you...) so if i was in
the service field, and i had to make food for an asshole customer, i'd
seriously be rubbing my genitals all over the food (in case you havn't
noticed.. i have lost my mind...)
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"CNN
- Man Sentenced for Monkeys in Pants" GHAH!
Johns said the agents found three more birds in his bag, tucked into nylon stockings, along with 50 orchids of a threatened species. Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: "Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."I dont think i could say that without breaking out in laughter..
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| "Excite
- Man Who Tossed Dog Out of High-Rise Sentenced"
Kids... if your reading this.. Dont do crack.. Otherwise you'll turn
into a puppy tossr..
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| "TheStar
- Bat Burger Bites Teen Prankster" Ha! Awesome
no more food tampering allowed. I swear... These Tennesse kids are not
the brightest stars in the sky.. Maybe if they're this dumb, they shouldn't
be allowed to serve food....
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| "The
Bryan-College Station Eagle - Boy Injected Self With Venom"
attempted suicide is so fucking pussy. These kinda people are just attention
whores.. and deserve to die.. Sent in by: KittyMau
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| "CNN
- Cannibal Case Shocks Germany" Uhh... Uhhhhh..
I dont know what to say.. Looks like theres a few germans who prefer
cannibalism to scat.. Sent in by: d-w-s
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| "The
Bunion - Americans Phoniest News Source" *snicker* Sent in by: Doom^
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"BBSpot
- Linux Developer gets Laid" ROFL BBSpot rules...
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| "Ananova
- Dog Crashes Johnny Vaughan's Sports Car"
hah, looks like dog's arn't always mans best friend...
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| "eBay
- Full Scale Medieval Catapult" Catapults are
for pussies.. Gimme a Ballista anyday..
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| "ChickenShoot.com"
YAY 4 FLASH GAMES.. too bad this runs like ass on my
p3 at work. i blame the trasparencies on the 'sight/targeter' thingy..
ah well.
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| "I
Love Pickles.org" OMG SO DO I! heh Sent in by: d-w-s
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| "Dubya
Dubya Dubya.com - Technical Difficulties" Rules! Sent in by: Flatline
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| "WhiteTrashXmas"
nothing like a little festive humor.. its gonna take a second or two
to load though, its kinda big.. Sent in by: St. James
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|
"BBSpot
- Linux Developer gets Laid" ROFL BBSpot rules...
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| "Ananova
- Dog Crashes Johnny Vaughan's Sports Car"
hah, looks like dog's arn't always mans best friend...
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| "eBay
- Full Scale Medieval Catapult" Catapults are
for pussies.. Gimme a Ballista anyday..
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| "ChickenShoot.com"
YAY 4 FLASH GAMES.. too bad this runs like ass on my
p3 at work. i blame the trasparencies on the 'sight/targeter' thingy..
ah well.
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| "I
Love Pickles.org" OMG SO DO I! heh Sent in by: d-w-s
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| "Dubya
Dubya Dubya.com - Technical Difficulties" Rules! Sent in by: Flatline
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| "WhiteTrashXmas"
nothing like a little festive humor.. its gonna take a second or two
to load though, its kinda big.. Sent in by: St. James
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| "MSN
Health - Pot as Tough on Lungs as Tobacco"
see this would be revolutionary, but i dont think anyone cares.. since
every potsmokr (no thats not a spelling mistake, i left out the 'e'
on purpose) i know, smokes Tobacco in public, then once they hit the
streets, thats when the weed comes out...
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"Salon
- You've Got Male" ghhaha, GAY-O-L, i guess
this is why AOL needs all those 'parent filters'..Men and women alike are using America Online to pick up, peel off and put out with a kind of glee unseen since the summer of love. But for heterosexuals, AOL is merely a swinger's lounge. For gay men, it's more like a 1970s bathhouse.
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| "Compy
386 - Strong.Bad.Email.exe" ahahha
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| "CNet
- Microsoft Scraps Server OS Plans" uhm...
could MS's new linux OS be replacing its .net successor?..
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| "The
Sun - Marges Boob Job" heh, for this simpsons
episode, i was strangely attracted to marge... i dont know why..... Sent in by: Flatline
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| "ABCNews
- Meet the Anti-Sex in the City SuperHero"
wtf?? Sent in by: Smash0r
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