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 "MSNBC
- Anti-War Effort Gains Momentum" see, war
isn't always good. but if the USA didn't need the war to improve the
economy, then they'd never have it. Treat this war as a purely economic
battle, Not a true imperialistic battle.  
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| "Mexican
Americans.com" k, i know this isn't supposed
to be funny, but whenever i hear the term 'Mexican American' i cant
help but think of Cheech singing the Mexican American song. heh
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| "Yahoo
- Cheating Makes Your Marriage Stronger" Uh
Yeah! Especially when your partner brings in some new diseases/infections/rashes
into the mix. YEH!!
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| "News.com.au
- New Cows Make Knives Obsolete" hah! I wonder
when they will identify the "tight kegel muscles" gene, or
the "invincible tongue" gene. Cuz those would be handy to
have for a woman..
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| "The
Inflatable Church" Holy crap.. now this is
rad. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "KMFDM
Album Covers that Didn't Make it" heh. Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "The
Denver Channel - Man Breaks into Homes, Surfs Porn Sites"
*snicker* Sent in by: Flatline
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| "MSNBC
- Porn Business Continues to Boom" Yeah see,
now this is what im talking about, when people watch a movie (ie when
they download a movie) they dont mind the quality loss, cuz the point
gets across, but when they (men) watch porn, they inspect every frame,
in slow motion, if everything isn't smooth like it is in real life,
then the thrill of the moment is lost. so the porn industry should always
be doing well.
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| "Sex
Calorie Calculator" hah, cute...
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| "Guardian
- New Design Coming for Paper Currency" ah
ha! Finally. the US is getting some colour.. Welcome to the 19th century
guys.. im tellin' ya, when i was drunk in NYC buying drinks, i gave
up trying to count the change the bartenders would give me back. It
was way too hard to try and count with 8 doubles in me.. whereas knowing
the colours would have ALOT easier (since i do it all the time here
in canuckia).
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| "George
Clooney's Ass" k, i dont get it...
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| "L337
Cereal!" heh, did anyone else notice, that
666 (sign of the devil) + 1337 (leet) == 2003 Coincidence?? I THINK
NOT.. (YAY FOR THE YEAR OF THE LEET DEVIL) CONSPIRACY~ Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "FleshLight
Male Masturbation Sex Toys" k seriously, any
guy will tell you, his already owns the best sex toy (his hands). we
dont need any 'rubber oriface' to get off.. But i do find it odd, that
this site has a "coin slot" as one of the orifaces you can
insert your penis into.... Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "Sex
and Pizza Sauce - Garlic? Hazardous to Human Genitalia?" OMG
LOL ROFL~ Sent in by: d-w-c
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| "Excite
- Free Condoms for Boy Scouts at Jamboree" Uhh.
back when i was in boyscouts, our jamboree's sucked.. we were lucky
to get a free patch (in commemoration of the event), forget getting
laid.. Maybe i should move to bangkok to raise my kids.. Oh wait.. isn't
bangkok like the herpes capital of the world? maybe i'll rethink that
plan...
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| "CNN
- California Town for Sale on eBay" heh. Followup
to the auction i posted a week or so ago. heh. notice the "Thriving
Marijuana horticulture comment" heh. HIPPIES@!
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| "BBCNews
- War in Iraq and the Economy" well, atleast
you know george bush jr. is almost thinking, the only way to get the
country (USA) out of this huge economic slump, is to turn it into a
war machine; just to give the economy a punch in the perverbial arm.
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| "Recursive.swf"
freaky, this is bound to make you sick if you stare at it long enough.
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| "Rusty
is a Homosexual" I'm sure i posted this years
ago, but its a classic, written in the true 'leave it to beaver' style Sent i by: d-w-s
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| "NewScientist
- Tissue Engineers Grow Penis in the Lab" heh,
awesome. Bigger penises here i come.. Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "The
Sun - Police Camera Con" god i hate the police..
they're never around when you need them, and whenever they do come around,
they are way to eager to pass out tickets.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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|
"TheStar
- McDonalds Reinvents its Burgers" wow, looks
like it only takes 1 bad quarter, and McDonalds starts to freak out,
attempting to save its own business.. how lame. i'm glad i like burger
king and wendy's more..
Earlier this month, McDonald's announced its first quarterly loss in its 47-year history. Its shares plummeted to a new seven-year low. It also reported that the price war with rival Burger King hadn't paid off the way the company had hoped. |
| "Psych.nwu.edu
- Female Sexual Arousal Study" God forbid that
you actually ask your partner what kind of porn she likes.....
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"Ananova
- Man Makes Walking Stick from Own Hip Bone"He added: "The wife was horrified. I think she secretly suspects I'm a bit strange."Uh,, A bit Strange?? i'd say he's more then a bit strange.....
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| "Yahoo
- Genetically Modified Rooster" Does anyone
else find this to be a bit too strange? Whats with all this crazy ass
strange shit in the news?!?
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| "Poke
Alex in the Eye: The Game" heh, the auto poke
is nice, since i dont have enough time to keep poking him heh. Sent in by: d-w-s
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| "Lick
Me Where I Pee.com" Check out all the Dolly
pics on the left hand side.. they rule..but its kinda scary, i dont
think i'll ever understand the whole 'giving a doll a boob job' etc..
heh Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "Let
He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Stone" heh,
once you get the hang of this, its pretty funny. Nothing like tossing
stones at christ.. heh. Sent in by: DMolitor
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| Holy
fuck.. K I'm finally home. and seriously, This whole super mega snow
storm shit pisses me off. So, i embark on my 9hour trip from NYC to Toronto yesterday morning at around noon, (figuring i'll be in town a around 8pm-9pm) depending on traffic, and how fast i speed. So i'm doing about 85mph all the way through NYC and into Penn. I'm cruising, making good time. Then Super Mega Hyper Snow storm starts. So here i am in my shitty explorer, busting it, still doing around 80mph, ripping it up in 4x4 mode. cars are spinning out, and smacking into each other and shit all around me.. but im still rockin'on. so then. i see this cop sitting in a median inbetween I-80 (north-south). so i realize that im gonna get busted, so i start to slow down.. But no where near as fast as i should have. So i blow by him, and he pulls me over.. First. I'm pissed cuz he's gonna slow me down.. second, cuz theres all these fags around me who need to learn how to drive, yet he's letting them fuck up the roads. So anyway, he tries to be a prick (asking me about canada, and what the funk im doing in NY). so he askes for my license and shit. so just to be a huge dick, i start hastly grabbing at my inside jacket pocket and pants pocket (as if i had a gun)... Heres a tip for all you out there.. This tactic doesn't work for making a pissed off cop laugh when he's standing out in the middle of a blizzard..... So the cop thinks im about to shoot him, he steps back (almost into snowy traffic) and starts yelling at me. then i display my license and shit. he's like "WTF?!?" heh. So he then tells me that i was doing 78 in a 65. at which point i tried to explain, that everyone else was crashing and shit, and how im such a good driver since i can speed and not hit anything (heres another tip for all you out there, Dont try to justify why you broke the law, the cops will never see it from your perspective..) Long story short, the cop gave me some faggy ass summons for driving very well at high speeds. now i gotta hunt a lawyer in Leroy county or whatever it was called where i got pulled... But besides that, my trip to NYC was fucking awesome, Thanks go out to Servo, (for putting my ass up while i was in town, and being my host, tour guide, woman finder). Bosco, always good for southern humor and a good time *wink*. Beav and Kain, for being the kids who were too young to drink, yet got hammered whenever they came out to play. IkeTurner, being that wicked guy who flashes gang signs in all the pics :) Smarko, Your ass needs to be less oldschoo.. and the rest of the crew and sluts.. Thanks. .Creator
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| "Independant
women - Played by Kittens" *snicker*
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| "RiceCop
- LimoVette" why do people do this???
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| "Ananova
- Giant Jellyfish Off Japanese Coast in Largest Numbers in Decades"
Giant Jellyfish rule.. Cept they'd be way cooler if they were like 400
ft long, and would attack people on the shore lines.. heh.
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| "Nun
Sex Picture" uh. yeh you guessed it, NOT WORK
SAFE.. I dont believe in any religion.. yet i find this almost disturbing... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "The
Midget Manifesto" awesome! Sent in by: d-w-s
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| "T-Shirt-Hell
- Racial Friendly Tee" i dont know what to
say... Sent in by: Servo
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| "Washington
Post - Weapons Inspectors' Experience Questioned"
the U.N. Sucks...
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| "[H]ard|Forums
- My VCR to DVD Mod" god damnit, why does everyone
have to steal my ideas... i was like --> <-- that close to doing
this, i was just waiting to get a small ITX motherboard, and it would
have been done..
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| "Candy
Direct.com" Whoa! classic candy available online?!
no way...
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| "You
Cant Do that On Television Cast Bios - Alanis Morissette"
i never knew she was on YCDTOTV, until i dl'd an episode last week,
and watched it.. and i was like "OMG WTF? HAH" heh. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Wedgey's
Homepage - One Slime" omg, this rules...more
fun at work heh. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "The
Best Paper Airplane in the World" If i had
paper, i'd give this a shot (living on the 23rd floor would be greatly
beneficial to the duration of flight. Sent in by: Kainazzzo
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| Happy
New Year. Hopefully im drunk, nekkid, and in a bed full of hot chicks
(doubtful, but we'll see heh). .Creator
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| "The
Keeper Menstrual Cup" uh.. wtf.?!?
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| "21st
Century Bag End" damnit, someone stole my idea,
i was thinking about (When i get my own house) that i'd make all the
door ways huge ovals... damnit...
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| "The
Sun Online - The Bug that was Living in My Back" *shudder*....
I have enough wierd shit in my body after years of drinking, i can't
imagine how violated i'd feel if i had a real insect under my skin..
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| "Some
Dangers of Nitrous Oxide" heh. looks like buying
whipped creme, and sucking the nitro out of it isn't good for ya. I
should have known... Sent in by: SenorBeef
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| "BBCNews
- Face Transplants 'on the horizon'" did i
post this already? Sent in by: Maxtype
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