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 January
14th
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"CNet
- MPEG4 Backers Protest Microsoft License"
well, i can understand why MS did this. but my question is... why would
MS want to follow in Real Networks footsteps. by turning its media formats
into a pay per play (almost) system. Real networks is the joke of the
internet. its video playback clients are laced with spyware, and leak
memory. They are also some of the most unstable players available. Their
buffering technology is a joke and can never equate a decent buffer
size, even after you specify the amount you want. Long story short,
if MS wanted to fagify its media, they should have just bought Real
Networks, sold off its assets and used its clients. instead of turning
Media player (which i happen to like, with the acception that it can't
play dvds, or svcds) into a pay per gay system..
 
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"eBay
- SoloTrek XFV One-of-a-kind Prototype AirCraft"
heh. see this was something that would have been extremely pratical..
if only the idea wasn't so radical. but i can definatly find a better
use for 900kusd.. heh.
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"Petition
Online - Ontario Bill 241 Petition" Wow, now
this is interesting. Ontario is trying to put a ban on all performance
parts on cars.... Me being an Automotive enthusiast, this strikes me
as being uh, completely retarted, since aftermarket parts are almost
necessary for modern cars, since OEM stock parts are like 2-3x more
expensive then their Aftermarket counterparts. I signed it. I hope my
fellow ontarians do aswell.
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"Excite
- Hit-and-Run Teenager, Takes Victim Home"
Uhh.. Being dragged under a car... *shudder* thats gotta suck. it makes
me wonder what was left of his body.. mental note: when drunk. dont
lay in the middle of the road...
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"Canoe
- Doing the Dirty Work" uhh.. Yes? Of course
we like sex in the office.. hell i like sex just about anywhere i can
get it.. whether it be the back seat of my car, to the rooftop of an
apartment building. ANYWHERE I CAN GET IT...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"ABCNews
- Saudi Minister Says Jews Behind 9/11 Attacks"
this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard....
Sent in by: ^doom
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"Wired
- Heckler and Kosh MP7" gun nuts out there
will appericate this. sounds pretty bad ass to me.. Plastic gun, destroying
20 layers of kevlar.....
Sent in by: moodle
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January
13th
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"MSNBC
- Shoelace Problem Untangled at Last" how many
years have we had shoes? like 2000? and why is it just now, that we're
finding out, that we've been lacing them and tying them wrong?? Maybe
these scientists should focus on something useful, like finding the
cure for cancer or something...
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"BBCNews
- Mum 'could be killed by her baby's cry'"
uh..... uhh...... see, i dunno if we should let people like this breed..
cuz all their going to do, is pass on the 'loud noise-stop heart' gene
to their children... Maybe Darwin was right...just maybe....
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"The
Earth is Controlled by an Evil Alien" Any conspiracy
nuts out there.. this ones pretty good. it looks like this guy stole
ideas from every other website on the planet, and he forgot to take
out the tab spaces when he put it into his site, since there tons of
those little ascii squares all over his text heh..
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"Philadelphia
Inquirier - Plain People, Exotic Illnesses" whats
it with all these wierd illnesses and conditions in todays news?...
I've never heard of most of these.... sounds pretty pussy to me..
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"The
Cheeky Girls" uh, that video.... that song....
that game... best shit i've ever seen!..
Sent in by: Iscariot
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"CBC
- American TV ads Shame SUV Owners" hah, if
you drive an SUV, you support Terrorism.... ghahah.What a complete load
of bullshit.. Gotta love the american media.. Never trust them.. Infact,
i stopped watching CNN along time ago, since i knew their news wasn't
unbiased..
Sent in by: St. James
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"ABCNews
- Man Found Dead 44 Years after 'Trip to U.S.'"
uhm.. if i was gonna kill myself im sure i could find a better way then
to wall myself up in my house, and shoot myself..
Sent in by: MsWas
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January
12th
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January
11th
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"Guardian
- Wraiths and Race" hehe, i noticed the racial
undertones in the LOTR series.. heh. its very blatant, but thats part
of the reason why i think the LOTR series will be a hit, cuz they dont
mind playing on the racial stereotypes (the drunken scottish dwarf,
etc.) im tired of this politically correct bullshit world that's being
forged around us. Hell, i know im a white devil... Theres nothing wrong
with it. heh.
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"Welcome
to Pickle Party" oh my christ. this site has
the best e-cards on the net.. Hell i remember when MSN had some cool
gay/lesbian birthday e-cards, but now you have to pay for them.. how
lame, but this site rocks! nothing like sending a gay birthday e-card
to your straight co-worker. heh.
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"ClickonSA
- Man Wants to Pay $125,000 to have Killer Sex" now
this is definatly the way to go, but im sure it would cause the female
some issues, since she'd be laying next to a dead nekkid man.. but yeah,
props to this guy.
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"IGN
- Booty Call; Sexy Booty" What is the most
sexiest thing a girl can wear... Well, Frankly, Nothing to me. unless
its a sleek long black dress. But i do agree with the moron near the
bottom, Sexy pics of girlfriends (semi-nude) rule. they're also great
for busting out, for late night spanking sessions.
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"Asia
Times - Israel's Role in China's New War Plane"
Great... China is reverse engineering American War planes and developing
their own knock-offs.. I'm sure this breaks some UN law or something...
Sent in by: MsWas
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"Cloud10
- Junk in Da Trunk..." uh, spandex is cool
and everything, but not when you stretch it enough, that it becomes
see-through..
Sent in by: Flatline
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"NPR
- Amish Teens Tested in Devil's Playground"
ghaha, Amish kids partying.... ghahhah, but heres an interesting quote.
"If you've joined church and then leave, they will
shun you," Velda says. "The shunning for them is their last way of
showing you that they love you. They think that you're breaking a
promise that you made to the Amish church. They're afraid for your
soul."
If the church really did care about you, they wouldn't shun you, They would realize that your going to hell, and try to convert you back. Ah well, i'll never understand this religion crap..
Sent in by: Dromio
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January
10th
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"Gamespot
- Game Boy Advance SP" Woo, New GBA coming
out, this one actually looks cool, i may think of picking one up just
for kicks. since the price is right at 100$usd.
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"eBay
- US Virgin Island Thatch Cay" this would rule.
buying your own island.. and turning it into a sex farm or something
cool like that.
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"CNN
- Army Unveils 'SmarTruck II'" So wait.. Why
did the US Military bother ricing up a Chevy Pickup... When they already
have the Hummer? The hummer is like the perfect military truck, it has
over a 95% service rate (meaning that at any given time, over 95% of
all military hummers are operational). even the original jeep only had
like 60% service rate. But yeah, why re-invent the wheel, when it will
just be inferior to the previous.
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"MSNBC
- Teen Acquitted in DVD Hack Case" Follow-up:
About time they let this kid off. Bastards..
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"United
Press International - Brain Cell Victims of Video Violence"
uh, k i can see this happening, where your brain is used to working
in an aggressive manor, but to cause any long term damage, you'd have
to play games for hundreds of hours straight with little sleep.
Sent in by: ^doom
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"eBay
Motors - Subaru SAMBAR" this is the coolest
subaru ever. way cooler then the new WRX STi heh, Makes me wonder why
Subaru stopped making vans hehe..
Sent in by: Flatline
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"CNN
- Band Director Accused of Mailing Raccoon Head" ghah
this is wicked.
Sent in by: Clouds
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January
9th
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"BBCNews
- Cannabis Linked to Biblical Healing" heh,
they make tons of references to smoking pot in the bible. infact if
i had my trusty king james bible handy i could quote off a few, but
i really couldn't give a shit, since i am my own god. thus the bible
is just a piece of fiction..
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"Ananova
- Man Released from Hospital with 11 Bullets in his Body"
Uh, k, now this guys a tough ass. I'd like to think i could survive
being shot. but 11 times... I dunno... Also, this guys gonna be plagued
whenever he passes through a metal detector.. I'd love to see him try
to talk his way out of a full body cavity search at a US Airport :)
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"MSNBC
- Journalist Quits as Cloning Monitor" Yup,
i knew it. this has to be a hoax now. Theres no reason why they would
deny rights to a dna test, cuz that would give them ultimate gloating
right "WE MADE THE FIRST CLONE SO HA HA !" but instead they're
being rather swedish, and building walls(and hording chocolate) around
themselves to keep others out....
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"CNN
- Gateway to Restructure again..." Looks like
Gateway needs its own 'dell dude'... 'Dude... Yer getting a piece of
shit Gateway". But seriously.. who buys a PC that comes in a big
Diary Cow Print box?. Not me....
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"Straight
Dope - If LotR Had Been Written by Someone Else?"
*snicker* this rules.
Sent in by: mkow
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"The
Weird Company - Hello Kitty Vibrators and More"
just incase you ever needed to buy a hello kitty vibrator, or a mickey
mouse vibrator. ofcourse i still think this is terribly wrong, since
i've never wanted to masturbate with any of my childhood toys.. but
thats just me, i gues...
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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"Ananova
- Tattooing Robot Unveiled at Hi-Tech Trade Fair"
Great.... and what if this robot crashes half way through a tattoo??
Would it have the insight to resume it? or would you have to start all
over again? Good idea, but i wouldn't trust a tattoo to a palm pilot..
Sent in by: Flatline
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January
8th
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"Excite
- Inept Car Thieves Couldn't Drive" Heh, best
security system ever (in edmonton) A MANUAL TRANSMISSION.. heh. fucken
dumb ass kids.. they give us canucks a bad name (well, that and all
the other idiots living under the veil of 'Canada'...)
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"CNN
- Hybrid Cars Going Mainstream?" k, now a hybrid
SUV i'd consider. especially if it looks like a normal truck.. Cuz those
current Hybrids that look like little crabshells with wheels, those
piss me off, cuz they look way too pussy for any guy to drive.. infact
they look too whimpy for most girls to drive too.. i dunno what the
market is for those farty little cars...
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"USAToday
- Affleck, Lopez Get Video Game" oh god. im
tired of hearing about J.Lopez and B. Affleck.. GET OUT OF MY NEWS ALREADY!
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"Ananova
- Five-year-old Boy Drives Family into Ditch"
ROFL, Australian mothers rule. "EYEM TEW DUNK TO DRIVE, OI TIMMY
YOU TAKE DE' WEEEEEL"
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"Macaroni
and Beef" hah, this is pretty long, but its
good. heh. i think theres something wrong with me..
Sent in by: AgR|Ppa
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"eBay
- 1 Of a Kind Custom Fierro Rear Wing" this
whole 'ricing' thing is going to far.. seriously.. you fags should just
stop it..
Sent in by: Flatline
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"Boners
- Sexual Confusion at the BallotBox" *snicker*
Sent in by: ^doom
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