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 January
21st
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"NewScientist
- Giant Electromagnets Moore ships" uh yeh.
they can generate a magentic field strong enough to hold a huge ass
ship against a wetdock. but it wont penetrate too far into the ship?
i seriously doubt that. i studied magnetic fields (artifically generated
ones) when i was in school, and the size of the magnetic field is what
dictates its holding ability.
 
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"NewsWire
- Marks Work Wearhouse Lauches Nanotechnology Clothing"
feer. Marks work WearHouse rules. infact, i think the shirt and pants
i'm wearing now, i bought from them... too bad these new NanoClothes,
dont auto repair themselves or something cool..
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"IntroducingMonday.co.uk
- We've got your name.." *snicker* i laugh
every time i see this.
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"Discovery
- Estrogen added to Cancer Causing List" uh....
uh....... looks like hormone therapy may cause a larger problem.. or
maybe they should call this "Menopause vs. Cancer, Which will kill
you first"
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"Canoe
- Pot Penalties out of Whack, MPs Say in Recommending Fines for Small
Amounts" honestly, this whole pot legislation
doesn't bother me. but when i think about all the fucken pot heads smoking
dope while driving, and smashing into shit (ie, me) because they're
too high to pay attention, thats where i gotta draw the line..
Sent in by: Kanuscha
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"WhiteTrashXmas"
yeah i know i'm way past xmas, but im so behind in links. anyway, this
ones pretty funny :)
Sent in by: MsWas
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"Girls
Basketball Camps - Phyllis Mangina" i just
can't help but laugh at this womens name...
Sent in by: Smash
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January
20th
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hopefully
im waking up in the arms of a stranger this morning. heh.
.Creator
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"APC
- Safety Recall for Back-UPS 350, 500 Units"
k, what kinda pussy buys a 350va or a 500 unit? even for my desktop
pc, i have a 900va floor unit, and for my servers i have a 2200, 1400,
and a 1000. what good would a 350 or 500 unit be? when the power would
go out, it would beep once, then shut down... instead of offering any
type of backup power.. lame...
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"MSNBC
- is Segway Going Anywhere?" God i hope not.
let this one die.. i'm telling ya, everyone out there who bought into
the hype of 'IT' should be extremely pissed off, since the whole thing
was a huge publicity stunt. seriously.. this device was supposed to
be 'revolutionize modern living' and all it brought us was a faggy looking
bi-wheel scooter.. which has been banned in almost every city due to
safety concerns.. its time to admit that this scooter idea was a complete
failure and move on...
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"Ananova
- Bible College Shuns Beastly 666 Phone Number" *snicker*
I'd send my kid to a bible college with 666 in its phone number, it
would be super-cool, until the bible teaching started.. then it would
suck....
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"NewScientist
- First Truly Artifical Organism Engineered"
hrmm... interesting.......
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"CNN
- Girl, 4, Brings Teacher a Gift of Marijuana"
*awesome* absolutely awesome..
Sent in by: Pope-cXe (Rest in Peace)
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"Dr.
Kamaraj Answer's" BHAHAH! This Rules! this
is what happens when you lead a sexually sheltered life.. later in life,
you're essentially a sexual retart...
Sent in by: SirHugh
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January
19th
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Alright,
some of my oldschool readers may know what today is.. Its Sex Day (well,
Whacked Sex Day) So today, you must go out, and please your partner
(atleast once), but try and do it in a freaky/whacked kinda way.. And
those of you who are alone today, I suggest you go out, and find a temporary
partner (just for fun).
.Creator
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"Telegraph
- Meteor Clue to End of Middle East Civilisation"
Now i bet Bush is thinking "Hrmm. this would be a good way to get
rid of all those terrorist over in arabia....", i bet his next
plan will be to hijack a comet/meteor and point it at Iraq.. just so
he can say "God hates allah..."
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"WallStreetCity
- Japan's Marubeni to Sell German Chips for Smart Labels" now
this is a much better idea, then those IR Credit Card things.. but then
again, i could see price wars having an affect on these smart labels..
for example, one company would program its labels to attack another
companies so that their would be some kind of frequency interference
so that the labels wouldn't function anymore. heh..
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"Web
Brain" whoa~ i've never seen a real brain being
dissected before. pretty cool shit.. its amazing what some of us have
inside our heads..
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"CTV.ca
- Cauchon Says Pot Could be Decriminalized Soon"
great... If we decriminalize weed, all you fucken americans will have
another stereotype to believe in (besides the ones where canadians are
slow, drunk, retards. Now we'll also be high.....)
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"ehowa
- Gramdma loves broadband" k, this is prolly
not work safe. but it is pretty funny. heh.
Sent
in by: |TchorT|
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"Active
Dayton - Cincy Man Accused in I-71 Accident"
ha ha! I've always wanted to do this.. Drive the wrong way on highway/interstate,
just to see what it would be like. heh.
Sent
in by: `Nemesis
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"Limmy
- Xylophone" uh heh. a friend of mine loves
this.. i'm not sure exactly what to say...
Sent
in by: Flatline
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January
18th
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"Entropy
House Presents - Lord of the Peep" k, these
lord of the rings spin offs are getting out of hand... whats next? Lord
of the Force? With all the characters from Star Wars playing the cast
of LOTR? I prolly just gave away a million dollar idea, but its still
incredibly stupid :)
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"CNN
- Marvel Comics to Unveil Gay Gunslinger" alright..
now dont get me wrong, being gay is cool and everything.. but if you
start telling kids its ok to be gay at like 6years old (thats about
when i got interested in comics) we're going to have alot more little
boys who are interested in buttless leather chaps, and spying on the
boy next to him in the change room after gym class. I think leaving
sexuality out of youth comics may be a good idea, and leave it to the
prime time television to corrupt our youth.
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"USAToday
- Job Junt gets Harder for African-Americans"
uhm, is the term 'black' still ok? i know 'colored' went out in the
70s, but i thought we had to refer to everyone who was 'black' as 'african-american'
even if they were from like trinidad and shit? This politically correct
shit is too hard to keep track of...
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"eBay
- Rare Ray Crow BIGFOOT SASQUATCH YETI PORN"
*snicker* stuff like this actually exists.....
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"Herald.ns.ca
- From Halifax to London, By Mistake" Followup:
DONT FALL ASLEEP ON A CONNECTING FLIGHT.....
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"Fake
Moustache Translator" uh... uh.......
Sent in by: Korax
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"FoxNews
- Gas Passers Sitting Happy" rofl, a fart filter...
what will they think of next??? My only problem with this is. You can
overcome great gas, by modifying your diet, i dont care what disease
you have. if you remove starches and a few other things (depending on
your condition) you can remove almost all gas from your daily life..
but i tell you what... ripping a great fart in a long hallway (with
doors on each end, like an airlock) FUCKING RULES! heh., Its like punishing
the innocent..
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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January
17th
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"Wired
- The Case for AOL Name Change" YES! BURN AOL
BURN!!! if you ask me, aol is a pox placed on the internet.. my life
would be better without them..
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"MSNBC
- Credit Card Fraud Help Policies Vary" Here
is a wicked article on Paypal fraud (it also tells a few interesting
stories about how different credit card companies handle chargebacks..
give it a read if your a avid paypal user..
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"CNN
- Gym Bans Camera Phones in Locker Rooms" hah,
i never thought of this. Taking nudie-pics of the shower room, and or
using the camera phones in a casino.. pretty good idea if you ask me..
but yeah, these chinese people are wierd anyway.. Like i *USE* to have
a friend who was chinese, and his parents eventually made him stop talking
to us.. simply cuz we (his current friends at the time) were white..
now it ruled, cuz it made me hate chinese people more then ever. cuz
they're so close minded and racist.. Like its ok for the chinese to
act this way, but the KKK get a bad rap for doing almost the exact same
thing (i'm playing devils advocate here, i dont really like the kkk
or racism, and im also not super fond of racist chinese people). HEH
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"Ananova
- Sex Shop Beside Churge Under Fire for 'Cleargy Discount' Sign"
ROFLMAO~~ Funniest shit ever..
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"Defence
Review - HK MP7 PDW Serious Compact Firepower"
hehe, heres a followup to the wicked cool new HK full automatic weapon
that i posted last week or so.. pretty feersome stuff..
Sent in by: ToiletDuck
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"icNewCastle
- Guillotine Horror: Builder is Beheaded" uh,
wouldn't you find it odd that your son was building a guillotine?? wouldn't
you ask what he was going to use it for???
Sent in by: Atlaz
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"ThumbWars"
OH MY CHRIST~ This is hilarious!! I'm gonna have to hunt the dvd or
something :)
Sent in by: Keigan
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January
16th
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"MSNBC
- Ancient Tablet Echo's Bible Passage" k, i
grow tired of this 'the bible is real' shit, every piece of physical
evidence for the stories depicted in the bible gets brushed under the
rug whenever anyone tries to scrutinize it (ie, that box with the jesus'
brothers inscription on it.. Whatever happened to that, it was all big
in the news, then as it started doing its world tour, the hype died..
did no one really test its authenticity??)...
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"Salon
- City Bans Smelly People from Buses" omg,
smartest thing ever.. thats why i stopped taking the bus.. cuz it was
packed with stanky ass people. seriously, if Toronto would adopt this
i'd trade in my truck, and take transit everywhere (well, maybe not,
but i'd atleast consider it). or maybe there should be some kind of
executive transit system, one thats a bit more expensive, has nicer
seats and less stops. Kinda like a taxi, but cabbie's often smell worse
then their clientel.
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"Daily
Camera - Fight With Computer Brings in SWAT Team"
rofl, this was prolly some dumb ass IBM employee (IBM's datacentre's
are in Boulder :) heh..
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"Ananova
- Man Thought 200 money off coupons entitled him to a new car"
hah, crazy people rule. LOOK I HAVE SOME COUPONS FOR
$0.06 OFF GREEN BEANS, I HAVE 6000 COUPONS, CAN I BUY YOUR BEAN FARM?
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"White
Ninja Comics - White Ninja and his Favorite Crayon"
omg. This is almost as good as jerkcity (with less faggotry).
Sent in by: Incarna
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"Yahoo
- 'Exploding' Frying Pans Recalled" ghah, this
is why you should never buy stuff the off the Home Shopping Network...
Sent in by: mkow
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"Chris
Bishop - Her Comic Strips" *snicker*
Sent in by: p0ng
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January
15th
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"GameSpy
- Top Ten Worst Game Covers" ghah, i havn't
even seen half of these. they rock! worst ideas evar~
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"Ananova
- Five Year Old boy Going Through Puberty"
oh god. these chilians need to stop feeding their children steriods
(or steriod'd beef). cuz this shouldn't happen... but all i can say
is. this kid is gonna be seriously frustrated with himself, when he
cant bone anyone his own age....
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"MSNBC
- Shopping May Never be the Same..." k, uh
RFID tags, are cool and everything, but uh, i dont see the advantage,
i dont mind spending the 21seconds to get my credit card or debit card
authorized, aslong as i know i am the only one who can use it. this
RF shit could be recieved and 'stolen' so easily.. I wouldn't trust
it....
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"CNN
- New York's Most Expensive Burger" JESUS 41$
for a burger~~~ thats like 70$cad.... you can get like 40 hamburgers
at mcdonalds for that... that had better be a pretty good god damn burger...
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"Vampire
Population Ecology" in the words of a very
good friend of mine "vampires arn't real... grow up..." heh.
Sent in by: a|o
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"Seattle
Times - Suit Alleges Deceptive Internet Advertising Banners"
k, duh... the internet is all about deceptive banner ads. for example.
when i click on a 'FarmLove' or 'Pig Lust' banner, i seldom get exact
what is advertised.. but i seriously doubt this suit would go anywhere..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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