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 "Wired
- Cell Phones: Dial 'S' for Shock" lol, Lawrence
Fishburn rules. But yeah, in the last 4 years of having a cell phone,
i think i received 1 phone call that was a life/death emergency. and
the rest of the calls usually get filtered directly to voicemail.. infact.
i think if i got a pager, i'd be better off, since i seldom use the
phone for anything more then voicemail. hrmm.. interesting..... 
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| "Ananova
- Flasher Arrested After Exposing Himself to a Police Woman"
lol, oh come on. the Human wang is a beautiful thing.. albiet, that
it has to be well maintained to achieve its 'beautiful' status. but
it is possible.. heh.
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| "The
Official Ronnie James Dio Homepage" uh, who
is Ronnie James? and what the funk is a Dio??
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| "Wired
- Nukes to Power Spacecraft" more geeky space
stuff, cept this is pretty leet, i never knew NASA used Controlled Nuclear
Explosions as a propulsion system.. pretty feersome
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| "eWeek
- XP Flaw Puts MP3, Windows Media Files at Risk"
people should treat Operating Systems like cars.. Never buy a fresh
Car, you have you wait till they get all the bugs and kinks worked out,
before its ready for mass consumption. Same thing goes for Operating
Systems. Wait till it gets patched, then use it.. Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "ITWorld
Canada News - Microsoft Pulls WinNT 4.0 Update to Causes System Crashes"
*snicker* Go Microsoft. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Ananova
- Japanese Scientist Invents Invisibility Cloak"
this isn't that revolutionary, i posted the original tech doc for this
ages ago, its just a projector and a camera, and a white coat.. it just
projects the image behind you, onto your white coat.... ah well.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Fortune
- See This Chip?" Here is a cool article about
the future of the itanium (Intels new 64bit server cpu). its pretty
long, but its a must read for all geeks out there who crave futuristic
toys.
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| "Ananova
- Courtney Love Arrested as Plane Lands" ha!
planes are so pussy now adays, i remember ages ago, seeing some drunken
loser yelling at a flight attendant for like 30mins, and she just stood
there, proud and brave, and took it, then after the flight, the guy
got off the plane, hopped into a cab, and it he was done. no cops, no
nothing.. now everyone is all about Safety and Policing and shit, this
is gonna get outta hand real soon.
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| "Excite
- U.S. Customs Mistake Sent Men to Prison"
k, now this isn't funny, but im still laughing..
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| "BBCNews
- Saddam Wins 100% Vote" yes... and i can tell
you why.. this is what the ballot looked liked.. [ ] SADDAM [ ] I WANT TO BE KILLED IN PUBLIC WITH MY FAMILY heh
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| "ABCNews
- U.S. Combat Pilots on Speed?" Now here is
a topic i havn't heard of... the americans giving the military stimulants?..
Never.. but we canadians are way over this whole "accidental friendly
fire" shit..
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| "FrozenCPU
- 12V Cigarette Lighter Adapter Kit" heh, I'm
sure i posted the prototype for this, but now theres a pretty much,
ready to assemble kit available, for all you who smoke infront of yer
monitors :) hhe. it is a pretty cool idea. heh Sent in by: Witchy Faerie
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| "Liberator
Shapes - Shapes Bedroom Adventure Gear" hah,
this shit rules.. "make your bedroom, your sexual playground"..
Make sure you check out the video! located
here... but be forewarned. the movie does have some semi-nude
to full-nude people in it. so its NOT WORK SAFE. But i've used pillows
for stuff like this, and needless to say, the pillows need a serious
dry-cleaning afterwards.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Global
Security - U.S. May Debut Secret Microwave Weapon Versus Iraq"
heh, with stuff like this, soon tanks will revert back into the old
Carburators and manually loaders and sights. just to combat this 'emp'
style weapon.
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| "BBCNews
- Heat Rise Clue to Shuttle Disaster" :( When
i was a kid, I always wanted to be an astronaut...
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| "Ananova
- German Man Walks into Hospital with Bullet in Head" k,
this guy is a badass, but he would be a serious badass if he walked
all the way from his house (where he was shot) to the hospital, instead
of taking a cab.. but he still gets props from me. heh..
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| "NYDailyNews
- He Takes Fatal OD as Internet Pals Watch"
yeah, i had a friend die on his webcam a month or so ago, he accidently
OD'd on some perscription meds, where he was only allowed to take 2
every 18hours, and he took 3 in 24hours (due to excess pain he was experiencing),
and he just up and died. none of this pussy "HEY LOOK IM HARDCORE"
crap. this faggy kid deserves what he got...
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| "IOLNews
- Man Shot in Drunken Penis Size Competition"
ghah, this just goes to show you that, penis contests should never be
tried. unless yer in a porno or something.. but honestly, if some guy
pulled a dick on me, i'd prolly laugh too.. Sent in by: Brill
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| "LGCMA
- Jeff Stryker" ROFLMAO~ go all the way to
the bottom, and look on the right hand side, and check out "Pop
you in the pooper" hah Sent in by: Disruptor
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"Mainichi
- Schoolgirls Playing Filthy Game of Orgy Roulette"
WTF?! I dont know what to say..."I've heard it's just amazing. Now high schoolkids everywhere are into it (Russian Sex Roulette). It's basically just an orgy with the same number of girls and guys, but the object is for the girl to have unprotected sex with every guy there to see if she gets pregnant or not," a Tokyo schoolgirl tells Hanashi no Channel. "I'd like to have a go, but I'm a bit scared."Sent in by: mkow
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| "eBay
- 28" Nicam Stereo Television" hah, look
closely at the pic.. i think the guy who's taking the picture is completely
nekkid..
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| "Wired
- Deep Impact" yeh this is the shit i was talking
about ages ago, dense particles travelling through space a ~thousand
miles per second. This is for astro geeks only (its a pretty cool read).
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| "Ananova
- Human Remains Found Among Shuttle Debris"
:(. and to highlight this article, im sure you've all seen this by now..
but its the saddest pic i've seen in awhile.. here...
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| "Wired
- Blackout Costs Kasparov a Game" Damn you
Kasparov, dont you let me down, otherwise im going to lose faith in
man... ps. IBM Sucks..
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| "WNBC
- Alleged Pubic Hair Pizza Prompts Lawsuit"
did i post this already? Its funny anyway heh. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "The
Globe and Mail - Corrections Canada Cites Jail's Lax Supervision"
*snicker* This doesn't insite fear for people who will
be commiting crimes in the future... (ie, myself)... Sent in by: Kanuscha
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| "NBC5
- Teens Leave Video of Stolen Car Adventure in Stolen Car"
dumbest kids ever... This is like those Hacker Group Webpages, that
have pictures of the 'members'.. "HEY COPS THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK
LIKE..." Seriously. people are way stupid... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "MSNBC
- Fast Burn, Why Recordable DVD's Wont Last"
hrmm interesting, a future prediction of how removeable media will change.
im still waiting for the floppy to completely die. and for the cdrom
to take over.. since im down to like my last bootfloppy at home, and
if my fucken burner didnt' suck i'd have my bootfloppy burn to cd now.
ah well. we'll see..
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"Excite
- Females Weigh in as Winners in Spider Study"
k this really is funny.. lemme pastesaq a bit
Other animals, including many humans, value fat mates, probably because chubbiness suggests success in finding food. Fatter animals, and people, are also more likely to survive lean times -- although this advantage is generally lost in modern, affluent society.hah!
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| "Ananova
- Plane Grounded by Mouse" *snicker* if this
is all it takes to stop a plane from taking off, then maybe terrorists
should just mail packages full of mice through airmail, or drop random
mice in peoples handbags and shit in the airports. that would have way
more style then bombing flights and blowing people up.
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| "CNN
- 80,000 Large Screen Analog TV's Recalled" hah
zenith sucks..
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| "AtNewYork
News - AOL Wins ICQ Patent" not that this matters,
aol turn icq into super bloat ware.. i remember when icq was a 1meg
download, now its a 30meg download, and it has no new 'usable' features.
Thats why i use Trillian. Trillian does ICQ/AOL/ICQ/MSN and IRC in a
4meg footprint.. Rules.. Sent in by: Schreiks
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| "Electrolux
Kelvinaator :: Washy Talky" alright, i have
to quote the guy who sent this in "Along those lines of totally
useless inventions. Remeber the talking car? "The door is ajar,
the door is ajar" - the car is fucking annoying!".. I used
to own a car that did that, infact it was my first car, i believe it
was a 1983 Nissan/Datsun Maxima, it was silver, and it was auto. it
completely sucked, but the car did have a sexy girl voice.. heh.. Sent in by: Russell S.
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| "MSNBC
- Music Files can Disguise Hack Attack" heh,
thats why you should never use Windows Media Player for anything. Its
all about the Winamp (yet another thing AOL has fagified), and PowerDVD..
heh. Sent in by: Pyber
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| "i-Mockery
Domo-Kun's Angry Smash Fest" *snicker* now
this is funny
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| "I
Feel Sick Comics" awww yeh! these comics rock,
I've always loved this cartoon 'style' its almost like Invader Zim cept
a bit more bleak.. heh
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| "Action
Figures - RUN DMC" i dont know what to say,
this is the coolest shit i've seen on the net in several days....
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| "The
Barami Hip-Grip" just incase anyone out there
owns a pistol and has the urge to conceal it, but in yet have complete
access to it.. *shrug* i dont own a gun, but this is a cool idea..
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| "CNN
- Norway MP Plays PDA Game During War Debate"
seriously, being a politician is where its at. Our government does dick
all up here, and they make 100k$ per year. but yeah, when shit like
this comes to light, the MP should be walked out of the house. and he
should loose his job, cuz its complete carelessness (lots of e's and
s's in that one).. Sent in by: D. Guerra
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| "Alternet
- Better Porn, Now!" ghahahahha AWESOME! Sent in by: mkow
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| "WPVI
News - Porno Prank in Canadian High School"
priceless.... absolutely priceless... the real question is, was the
original video setup to be like a 15 minutes of hate (ala 1984?) cuz
that would rule even more.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| YES~!
Last night was awesome. i dont know how to explain it. I'm confused,
and thrilled. but i fell back into the bottle.. But yeah, i think last
night was quite possibly one of the best 3 days of my whole life. I'd
try to explain, but no one would believe me. cuz it doesn't make any
sense. .cre
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| "MSNBC
- 150$ for a Plasma TV? A Bad Bet" I've seen
these schemes running amok on the internet for years now, its like a
retarted pyramid scheme. but yeah, these scams get way outta hand. take
a read, just so you guys know how not to get involved.
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| "MetroWest
Daily - Girl Finds Two-headed Frog" heh go
pollution!
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| "Wired
- Kasparov Leads Computer" hrmm.. its a draw..
so its still Kasparov: 1 and IBM: 0 GO KASPAROV!!
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| "This
is London News - Patient Left Short by 'Botched' Penis Operation"
k, you'd have to have a pretty small penis to want to enlarge the circumference
90% and increase the length by 3 inches.. Mine isn't huge, but i like
it, and i know girls like it. this just goes to show you if your unhappy
with your body, and you try to fix it, your body just gets pissed off,
and punishes you for it.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "TimesOnline
- Safety Chiefs Target German Craze for 'Bazooka' Spud Guns"
heh potato launches are taking germany by storm.. but
yeah, these things rule, a few of my friends were designing one of these
in highschool, and when i was in CT yet another one of my friends had
a working version. but i've never seen any harm come to the people around
me.. so this just makes me think, that those germans are being violent
(come on.. it is in their nature. heh). fighting with their neighbours.
heh. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "Elvis
Cameltoe.jpg" *snicker* this looks exactly
like a guy who i used to work for about 4years ago. Sent in by: _missy_
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