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 Alright
kiddies in the spirit of Valentines Day I'm selling off some of the
Jewelry i bought for my x-girlfriend, that i never got a chance to give
her. You can check out whats for sale on ebay. As money's kinda tight
since i blew 7k last month on booze + food + lawyer + trip to NYC +
entertainment, So feel free to check out my shit and if ya want, go
ahead and bid, to keep the creditors off my back. heh.eBay - 18K White Gold/Platinum Necklace HEARTS NEW! eBay - 3.45 Carat Wedding+Engagement Ring CUSTOM NEW .creator   |
| "BBCNews
- Sex Drug Could Help Women" OoOoOO Brainsex
drugs.. wait... this sounds very similar to the brains reaction to the
mary-jane... i wonder if pot is one of the main ingredients of this
pill :) heh
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| "Ananova
- Breast Exercises Prove Popular in Bangkok"
i wish i could lead a class like this. women touching their boobs is
so erotic...
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| "MSNBC
- Satellite TV Hackers Nabbed by FBI" heh.
FREE TV.. fighting this satellite crap is nearly impossible. the only
thing the FBI could do, was pull sting operations all over the place
and hope to catch those people selling the Decoder/encoder hardware.
but alot of this junk can be used for other things. like the HU Programmers
can be used to program HU cards to do other things. not just steal Satellite
signals :) ahwell, im still on the good ole' fashion coax cable. so
this doesn't affect me at all.
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| "Pilots
Announcements.swf" heh make sure you have your
speakers on cuz its pretty funny.
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| "CNews
- Vampire Fears Prompt PR Blitz" Vampires arn't
real... grow up.... :) Sent in by: Korax
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| "Local6
- Woman Attacks Mall Worker Over Cookie" ghaha!
Talk about unchecked Aggression. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "SexFantasyZone
- Pink Butt Flash Light" Followup :) But i
wouldn't click this at work, its not too vulgar, but im sure yer proxy
servers and/or gateways wouldn't like you browsing a sex toys website
:) Sent in by: h8red
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| "Wired
- Mitnick Amused by Website Hacks" heh, see
getting hacked like this is cool "Hey your security sucks. heres
a greeting, and a cute pic. Plz fix yo shizz. thx" heh
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| "NBC5i
- Tequila Leak Floods Kentucky Sewers" Uh.
k, heres some simple math for this reporter.. 1500-1800 gallons of Tequila
got dumped over the span of 5-8mins. that would mean, that the average
flow was over 180~ (upto 320~) gallons per minute. not the "about
100 gallons". I think the reporter may have ordered one too many
glasses 'Kentucky Water'...
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| "Excite
- 'Human Shields' Granted Entry Visas" Rofl,
Seriously. when will these people learn.. being a martyr is cool and
everything, but being a human shield is retarted. Even though this "war
effort" is merely an attempted to get the US Economy flowing again
(war is always great for the economy). Just look at germany..
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| "Ananova
- School Cancels Valentines Day" k seriously,
its highschool.. who cares.. i barely learned anything in highschool
(the only cool stuff i learned was in Political Sciences, Physics, and
Chemistry... even though i failed chem). Highschool for me, was a place
to go when you were hungover and needed a place to chill out. I remember
clubbing every night of the week for 3 months solid. getting 1-4hours
sleep per night. being a complete zombie in class, but still pulling
in A's and B's... ah well, Those Kiwi's have to try and take the fun
out of learning..
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| "Guardian
- Students Cash in on 'Human Billboards' Plan" see,
im torn, i'd be all over this, cept you literallly become a walking
advertisment.. I could just see some big football guy wandering around
with a "TAMPAX" logo on his forehead (now mind you, i'm still
laughing pretty hard with that image in my mind heh). but yeah, i dunno
if this would be a good idea.. heh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "A
Shrine for Natalie - The Sexiest Girl on the Planet"
YAYA! e-relationships... How super faggy. Oh wait. most things that
come from Something Awful are superfaggy. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Danke
- Yes! Its Time for Butt Muscles" mmm the anatomy
of the ass... Sent in by: deathbots
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| "MSNBC
- Photo Shows Shuttle Wing Damage" Uhh. k.
I dunno if NASA should have the rights to launch space flights anymore,
this whole columbia exploding thing just keeps getting worse and worse
as they investigate more and more. has anyone else found it odd that
NASA hasn't searched underneith the launch pad for fragments of the
tiles or insolation during the launch? Negligence..
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| "XPde
- XP-Like Desktop Envirnoment (for linux)"
heh, YES NOW YOU CAN MAKE YOUR LINUX FEEL LIKE A MAC...
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"Wired
- High Noon for Kasparov, Deep Jr" Kasparov,
you better not loose.. otherwise your russian ass is mine..
But while Kasparov is nearly worn out, Deep Junior just keeps on going. Like a homicidal robot, the computer absolutely will not stop. Ever.homicidal robot.... if only i could program an RS6000 to kill, they would actually be useful......
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| "Ananova
- Mountain-Top Proposal backfires when couple drops ring"
*snicker* sux2b this guy..
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| "Yohimbe
- Instrumental Jealousy" *snicker* Cockfighting
is just wrong... i dont want to see your dick, and if you're straight,
then you shouldn't want to see mine (Although, girls can see mine nearly
free of charge, all you have to do is ask). Sent in by: Poodle
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| "Aussie
Coupes - Mad Max Interceptor, 1973 Ford X8 GT Hardtop, XB GT Coupe"
Yes! a Company that makes Mad Max Interceptors.. Rules! Sent in by: Tristan
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| "Liquid
Generation - Color Vision Deficiency Test" YEH,
when you do this one, make sure your volume is low, so you can fool
the idiots around you at work, when you send it their way. :) heh Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Things
You Just Dont See Everyday" heh, i like the
Reading, Writing and Arthetic sign, that one i havn't seen before...
RULZ~
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"CNN
- Chess Man vs. Machine Stalemate" GOD DAMN
YOU KASPAROV~! the only thing worse then loosing to IBM is tying with
IBM.... kasparov is such a pussy"I had one item on my agenda: not to lose. I decided it would be wiser to stop playing," Kasparov said.P U S S Y. Honestly, I'd prefer to lose, and go down fighting, then to say "Hey, lets call a cease fire..."
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"MSNBC
- More Shuttle Questions than Answers" uh,
these people are stupid.
The only thing ruled out, definitively and swiftly, is that Columbia was brought down by terrorists. With Israel’s first astronaut on board, terrorism had been the major concern for the shuttle’s launch and its return to Florida 16 days later. Federal officials said the shuttle was too high when it broke up — 207,135 feet — to be reached by any surface-to-air missile.Uh it may be too high for a SAM, but when the shuttle is flying at nearly mach 20, nothing can catch it.
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| "Personal
Page of Varian Salters" ok, well, im not gonna
be a huge dick here and make fun of this guy cuz he knows what he wants..
Instead.. I'm passing this on, so you special black girls out in CT
will start drooling over this guy.. (making fun of this, just doesn't
quite seem right).. Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "The
AniMatrix" in the words of keanu reeves, "Whoa...."
heh, this is pretty leet.. i can't wait for more episodes. Sent in by: Tom F.
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| "eBay
Motors - THULE Roof Rack with Free MAZDA 323" hahaha,
if i was anywhere near Washington i'd be all over this. I'd buy it,
and turn it into a rally car.. or just drive it wrecklessly until i
crashed, then leave it whereever i crashed. Sent in by: Hagan B.
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| "SpyWare
Weekly - Stop Using Ad-aware" god damnit. Ad-aware
ruled... why is it that whenever something rules so much, people always
drop support and stop all future updates??
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| "Compy
386 - Techno Music" *snicker*
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| "ShadowStrife.net
- Basilica" now this is a kinda cool browser
game, check it out.
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| "MadMax
Photo Archive" one of these days, im gonna
have to buy a 1973 Ford Turino, and strap a Monza front clip, and drop
a huge ass super charger on a 460ci ford, just so i can drive around
in the mad max interceptor...
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| "The
Devils Panties - Cigs vs. Pot" heh, Jesus as
a pothead.. color me surprized.. Sent in by: MsWas
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| "Salon
- On the Blink, Internet Dating Unfolded" ghah,
this just goes to show, NEVER GO ON AN INTARNET DATE~! hehe Sent in by: Xtal
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| "Baked
Apple - The Story Behind the Machine" uh. some
people should not be allowed to buy computers... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Guardian
- N. Korea Threatens to 'Destroy World'" i
still dont think i'll ever understand GW Bush. He knows N. Korea has
atomic capabilities, and he does pratically nothing, Iraq doesn't have
atomic capabilities (although they do have serious chem. and bio weapons
programs) yet he's already got troops moving to invade.. again....
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| "BBS
Software Directory - Pimpwars" OMG PIMPWARS~!
I didn't know they were still developing it. I may just have to look
into getting a game hosted somewhere. If only i had time to play it
at work :\...
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| "CNN
- Russia Names Moscow Siege Gas" heh, Fentanyl
is what my friend overdosed on.
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| "BBCNews
- Home Alone Boy Will See Mother" What the
funk?! Women like this should not be allowed to breed... they are too
dumb to support life..
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| "The
Reverend - The Brick Testament" lego rules... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "PCMods
- Super Tower Computer Case" Uhm... 320$ usd
for a computer case? 320.....three.... hundred.... and.... twenty dollars....
what kind of person has that kinda money to throw around on a Computer
case... This whole 'pc ricing' shit is getting way to far out of hand... Sent in by: ewigkeit
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| "APWire
- Airline Passenger Cited for Remark About Drinking"
*snicker* this is actually funny, come on.. This is something i'd say..
its hilarious.. these pussy pilots need to chill out, and have some
fun. otherwise the world will just fill up with these sensative fags
who can't tolerate anything but blossoming flowers and puppy dogs. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Washington
Times - Federally Funded Study Measures Porn Arousal"
ok, and with this data, are they going to make the ultimate horny chick
video? for mass distribution at frat parties??? i sure as hell hope
so..
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| "ZDNet
- Sharp's New 3D Monitors, Look No Glasses" feersome..
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| "Pravada.Ru
- A Brothel for Impotent Men" uhm... uhm.....
so this is like a strip club, cept they allow heavy petting...?? is
that it...??? well, actually it sounds like these girls have manners,
they're not all about rubbing their vagina's all over the men. I would
seriously love a well mannered girl who's a fucken sex crazed woman
in the bedroom.. oh wait, heh.
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| "AfterPosten
- Woman Who Nursed Puppies Has No Regrets"
uh, a woman.. nursing puppies... from her own nipple... theres something
seriously wrong with this..
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| "Ananova
- Scientists Develop Darkest Substance on Earth" Now
wait.. Why the hell would someone bother to create a 'darker black'
then we've ever had before. There is no real application for it (cept
to artists, who are tired using 'jet black' or 'midnight black' to paint
backdrops). blah blah blah who cares... Also see BBC
- Blacker is the New Black Sent in by: mkow and Perlandra
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| "Washington
Post - Couple Sues McDonald'ds Over Tough Bagel"
heh, i can imagine why a woman would be angry at a fast food resturaunt
for ruining her husbands mouth. Especially if he knows how to use his
tongue... Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Compy386!
How to Draw a Dragon" The 'S' is for Sucks...
heh Sent in by: R. Campbell jr.
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