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 February
21st
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"NASA
- Strange Clouds" Whoa! so this is like the
Northern lights, cept in the south hemispehere. the pic of all the wierd
"vein" like formations is pretty feersome, im gonna have to
hunt through the APOD to find the highres version.
 
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"CNN
- Experimental Implant Under Scalp Zaps Away Headaches"
interesting... so this little implant essentally destroys the nerves
in the brain that can cause headaches..... i dunno if i'd trust an implant
that fucks with my brain. cuz i know, whenever i'd use my microwave,
i'd start mumbling in 1's and 0's (010100100100101100101) *ZZZZT*..
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"Dogs
in Cars" Rofl..
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"NewScientist
- Molecular Secret of Special Forces Toughness"
mmm post traumatic stress disorder... mmmm. seriously i dont think i've
ever been seriously stressed out. I may get frustrated and shit, but
that only lasts like 20mins-1hour, but during that time i will kill,
even if unprevoked. But yeah i must have this neuropeptide shit flowing
through my veins, cuz im hardcore, clearly....
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"National
Rifleman Association Kooky Kidz Korner" oh
god. everytime i see anything relating to the NRA, i cant help but think
of Michael Moore harassing Charlie Heston :)
Sent in by: Crimewave
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"eBay
- Nokia 8310 Phone Condom" *snicker*, just
incase you ever wanted to put your nokia where it didn't belong..................
*cough*
Sent in by: Matt F.
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"GiveBoobs.com"
did i post this already?
Sent in by: Rubbertog
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February
20th
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"ABCNews
- A Small Rolling Spy for the Marines" Awesome.
The Military is investing time into turning Remote Control cars into
battlefield recon scouts..
Another interesting feature: The Dragon Runner has
a flexible handle at the back that allows the nine pound robot to
be thrown through a window, over a wall or up a flight of stairs.
But its shape - broad and flat with big bouncy wheels at the four
corners - will almost always force the vehicle to land with all its
wheels on the ground.
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"BBCNews
- Bullet Found in Veteran's Neck" heh, getting
shot in the neck... getting checked out, and sent back into battle.
now thats hardcore.. nothing like a little malpratice in the battlefield.
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"CNN
- Pedaling Onto the Information SuperHighway"
k wait. if these people dont have phone lines... chances are they dont
have a Post Office.. so how are they supposed to sell local handicrafts?
Wait a sec... it only costs 21$ per month for a satelite connection???
So you have to live in vietnam to get a good deal on highspeed wireless....
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"Excite
- Penis Extensions Top List in Britain" K,
seriously. if you think yer penis is too small.. just date midgets...
Cuz if you let some doctor tinker with yer dink, you may lose it, or
they may screw up, and put a funny curve in it.. Cuz no one wants to
have sex with a crooked dink.
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"DolphinSex.com
- Sex Guides and FAQ" Uhhh.. TOUCH YOUR SACK,
NOT IRAQ :)
Sent in by: Beavnuts
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"BBCNews
- Being Drunk 'a Trick of the Mind'" uh i can
completely agree with this.. and the hangover is all in your mind too.
NO REALLY. But seriously, i'm cutting back on the booze, and i feel
like a fresh human. my brain works better, im on the ball with all the
insults and shit. i am about 90% of what i was 5 years ago.. feer...
Sent in by: [Omega]
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"GuerrillaNews
- Bush's Master Plan for the Internet" its
scary... but it could happen...
Sent in by: Mercer
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February
19th
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"BBCNews
- Blizzards Bring Chaos to Eastern US" alright.
so. the US can fly hundreds of thousands of highly skilled troops over
to iraq, yet when theres a little snow on the ground everyone in the
US surrenders.. I just dont get it.. Actually, i just realized something,
maybe this blizzard is part of a terrorist attack, maybe the al qaeda
has some sort of weather control machine, and they're trying to freeze
out the US. *shrug* just a thought..
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"CNN
- Send Money!, CyberBegging, Takes Hold" hrmm.
i should do this for whacked :) oh wait.. no i shouldnt....
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"Ananova
- Artist Urges Public to Steal his Pictures"
heh, now this sounds like something i'd like to attend. cuz i know i
could come up with some seriously slick ideas on how to steal this crap.
but it doesn't say if the people who are caught stealing if they will
be prosecuted heh. ah well, interesting idea anyway
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"TampaTribune
- Car Buglary Arrests Practically Fall into Deputy's Lap"
this makes me feel so good. atleast cops somewhere are doing their jobs..
I'm tired of toronto cops being all "You look like a stupid kid,
stop whatever you're doing, and fuck off..."
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"Dead-Beef.com
Comic Goodness" hah! now this is a cool ass
strip, i think i'll have to add this to my 'mourning paper' of url's..
heh..
Sent in by: Cytezen J
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"IntelligentX
- J.Lo Heart-Broken to Watched Lover Ben Die"
oh god... how lame.... this just goes to prove how dumb girls can be....
Sent in by: Robs
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"MSN
Profile -- Blonde and Unarmed" i dont know
what to say...
Sent in by: Servo
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February
18th
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"Wired
- The U.S. Military Needs its Speed" Followup
to pilots using Amphetamines during flight... yaya for drugs!
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"Excite
- Woman Gets Allergic Shellfish Reaction from Kiss"
File this one under the book of duh.. hell, i bet if the allergy is
bad enough, you can even have a reaction, from someones semen who's
eaten shellfish...
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"Ananova
- Fifteen percent of Public Drivers (in india) Fail Driving Test"
Uh.. even the police dont know how to drive.. that makes
me feel safe going to india....
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"CNN
- Mars Has Plenty of Water, But not to Drink"
Yup, looks like terraforming Mars is several hundreds of years away,
before they even have the technology to start.. ah well, i didn't wanna
live on mars anyway..
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"The
Star - Waterloo Physicist Sets her Sights on the Universe"
interesting......
Sent in by: Brill
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"ExtremeTech
- Windows XP Password Rendered Useless" yeh
i was reading about this the other day... Its hard to believe that people
are still running WinXP. Since it appears to use a broken fishnet type
security architecture. where everything seems to pass right through
every little security protocol in XP.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"Detroit
Auto Show Wrapup - Mustang Concept" see, now
if ford actually made that mustang, they would earn back a little bit
of coolness, since they havn't made anything worth mentioning in years..
hell decades... ps. FORDSUX.. theres a bunch of other concept/cars on
that site, give it a browsing if yer a car nut like me.
Sent in by: uri
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February
17th
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"eBay
- The Planet Mars, The Real Thing" *snicker*
i wonder if this is gonna get shut down. ebay is a stickler for funny
auctions...
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"BBCNews
- Vatican Opens Secret Nazi Files" Ugh.. tell
me something i didnt know already.. Pope John Paul II (i forget his
real name) sold chemical weapons (zyclone b) to the german military
during WWII, then had to flee when the germans found out his mother
was 1/2 jewish, so he ran to italy, but then when Mousolini started
to become hitler's pillow buddy, JPII had to hide out in a monestary,
where he eventually became a priest, and then a cardinal, and then he
graduated to popedom. Never trust the church....
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"Excite
- Mom Goes to Italy, While Kids Home Alone"
wtf is wrong with you americans... dont you have parenting classes??
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"CNN
- 'Hi-Tech' Shuttle Pic Really Low-Tech" heh,
nothing like sticking a digital camera to a telescope and recording
images :)
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"FakeCNN
- Author of Popular Website Sued for Negligence"
didn't this fakeCNN get sued by the real CNN? i thought they had to
pull the site offline?? ah well, grab it while you can hehe. Also see
"Author
of Popular Website Defies Court Order..." and "Judge
Rules Against Cameras in Sniper Suspect Trial"
Sent in by: d-w-s
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"404
Cannot Find Weapons of Mass Destruction" *snicker*
Sent in by: St. James
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"ComputerWorld
- Microsoft to Release Windows System Resource Manager"
Now this sounds promising.. Thats one thing i can say about mainframes.
They may be 35years old, but they sure do know how to manage resources.
the ones i get to play with seldom see over 25-35% usage on their bussiest
days, simply based on how they manage their resourses.. This ones for
pretty much geeks only. heh..
Sent in by: Vass
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16th
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