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 "eBay
- Huge Monster Cheeto! Very Rare!" *snicker* 
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| "Ananova
- Human Leg Found Stuck to Front of Train" uh.
heh. uh... huh.... they "think" it belonged to a man, that
the train hit during the trip... You'd presume that they would try to
recover the whole body of the man that was hit after the accident....
ah well, those crazy polish coroners, not hunting down all the body
parts of a dead man....
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| "CNN
- SUV's Pose Danger to Cars" uhm yeh, this
is true and everything, but its not just SUV's.. Heavy vehicles will
always cause more damage to lighter weight vehicles, for example, if
an old guy was driving a 5ton 1972 Caddy, and he smacks into a 1996
Geo Metro, chances are the caddy would be fine, it could drive away
from the crash, and the old guy would prolly be fine too, maybe some
bruises.. but the geo metro owner would be completely fucked. his car
would now be his coffin. So this article is true. but its because SUV's
are fat ass, and not that they are unsafe...
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| "Computer
Case Creations" heh, some of these are neat.
but others are just ricer kids pulling 'try hard' versions (trying hard
to be cool with their geeky brothers). Too bad the Gingerbread Computer
wasn't really made of Ginger Bread, cuz im getting kinda hungry..
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| "Smoking
Gun - Man Sentenced to 30 Days in Dog House" k,
seriously why on earth would you beat your child with a car antenna....
but yeah.. creative judges rule. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Writhe
and Shine.com" heh, for all you goths out there.
some of these comics are actually pretty funny. Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "Washington
Post - Below the Beltway" heh Robert Burrows
RULZ~ Sent in by: Brill
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|
| "Wired
- Nuke Lab Can't Keep Snoops Out" Oh great..
the US has stepped up security at sea ports and air ports, but they
leave their nuclear facilities unguarded.. Kudos to bush, National Security
is Job #1...
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| "Miami
Beacon - Police Field Complaint About Busty Snow Woman"
k seriously.. does no one have a sense of humour anymore? what happened
to using the carrot as a phallicy on snowmen? and using the charcoal
as nipples? Seriously. i grow tired of this shit. it makes me want to
buy a plot of land up north, and fence it all off, so none of this politically
correct crap will bother me...
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| "Ananova
- Getaway Driver had no Arms or Legs" wtf?!
you'd think that the gang that was robbing could find a driver with
arms and legs.........
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| "WKRN
News - Fake Cancer Mother Checks into Mental Hospital"
heres a followup to that terrible mother story i posted a few days ago
(NONO UR MOTHER. heh)
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| "www.things
my girlfriend and i have argued about.com"
i think i may have posted this along time ago, but its updated now heh
:) Sent in by: Brill
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| "Terrell
Quimby - Tara" *snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Reuters
- Grisly Mexico Factory Breeds Man-Eating Flies"
heh, once again. The US is more worried about some dark skinned bee's
(get it, africanized?) then these real threats.. seriously. How can
the US say they have things under control... ah well, glad im north
of the border.. heh.. Sent in by: J. Mckinney
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| "Excite
- Misconstruction of German Ministry of Construction"
hah! Now thats irony for you. The ministry of construction, mis constructing
their own 'headquarters'.. I'd trust them to build my cities...
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| "Ananova
- Motel Room Set Alight as Man is Handcuffed to Toilet"
*snicker* some people do the wierdest shit in motels... and it usually
always involves a pair of handcuffs
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| "MSNBC
- Sci-Fi War Uniforms" Whoa! Heres a followup
to the article i posted a month or so ago, about the next generation
combat suits for the US Military. feersome stuff..
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| "UrinalPoop.org"
hah YES!
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| "International
R.E.S.P.O.N.S.E :: Radicals Eager to See Peace on Earth..."
Whoa! if you got time, some of this stuff is pretty interesting... Sent in by: Endlos
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| "GameSpot
- Internet Cafe Death in Hong Konk Tied to Diablo II"
ghah Dying over Diablo II, now thats funny... I'll admit, i played D2
for like 12hours when it first came out. but i guess im not as "hardcore"
as this guy was.. Sent in by: doom^
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| "Re:
CLEAN SHAVEN LIMP DICKS..." *snicker* Sent in by: b00
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|
| "CNN
- Marines Charged in Parachute Sabotage Case"
Wtf? Motive?? does this make sense to anyone else? why would some marines
sabotage other marines parachutes? doesn't that go against all the marine
training they would have recieved (ie, protect and serve your marine
brothers...). ah well, americans... what can you expect from them heh.
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| "BBCNews
- UK Workers ' Denied Loo Breaks'" heh, and
i thought i had it rough..
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| "Boom
Boom Volleyball" hah I'm still trying to unlock
level5.....
|
| "Wired
- Nigerian Slain Over E-Mail Scam" rofl! im
sure we've all gotten these emails, but atleast now i know one of these
losers had to pay the ultimate price for sending me spam...
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| "StinkFactor
- The Tobasco Challenge" *snicker* this is
truely disgusting (this is also from the guys who did the Cinnamon
Challenge. and also the Cricket
Challenge. ) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Ready.Gov
- Killer Germs, a Visual Guide" rofl Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Nice-Tits.org
- Pictures of Tits" needless to say, as i watched
this page load, i was severly let down, there were no nicely shapen
female figures. only birds....... Sent in by: Mutation
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|
| "BBCNews
- Smaller, Smarter PC Cards Ahead" I always
wondered why the PCMCIA Bus wasn't faster, cuz it would be the perfect
upgrade slot in laptops. since theres really no way to upgrade a laptop
(besides, memory, harddrive...)
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| "Excite
- Schoolkids To be Asked to Consider Oral Sex" Man,
i wish i grew up in the UK, Cuz getting an "oral sex homework assignment"
would rule.
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| "CNN
- Lindows Offers Low-Cost Notebook PC" Whoa~
Now thats a pretty good deal. I like this new "low buck" solution
to high priced hardware.. for example, I would really like a TiVO, or
a ReplayTV, but im not willing to spend 700$ on the one that i want.
so instead, im building a 200$ PC that will do all the stuff i want
from a TiVO/ReplayTV and more. This lindows shit is doing the exact
same thing, just on a larger scale.
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| "Ikea
Catalog, Page 7" *snicker* looks like the color
copier ate this page heh..
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| "MansFieldNewsJournal
- Faking Childs Cancer Reprehensible" ROFL
people like this should not be allowed to have kids.... Sent in by: Schrieks
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| "YellowTail
and Curly By Golan Levin" whoa, i dont know
what to say. wait for the whole thing to load, then start holding the
left click down, and start drawing on the black area with your mouse..
its pretty cool.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Sacrmento Bee - Stripper-Turned-May Trial Turns on Thong, Breast Implants"
hah, now i'd vote for a stripper to be the mayor of
my town! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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|
| "PurplePussy.net
- I have to tell you something" ghahah Oh my
christ. this is priceless. i've done shit like this in real life, this
is bringing back some seriously funny memories :)
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| "GryphBear..."
YES! FAT, HAIRY, OLD, NEKKID MEN!!! The internet is
now complete...
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| "FoxNews
- Iraq May Have Devices to Throw Off U.S. Smart Bombs"
uh, its not difficult to jam an old smart bomb. but its these new ones
that use geographic shapes/patterns that are super hard to throw off,
since they seem to use a modified digitized map to find a target, they
dont use GPS to "lock on"..
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| "eBay
- 1989 Batmobile "Batman Returns""
mmmm 350ci impala mmmm... hey wait a sec... if its based on a real platform,
that means it as a VIN, which means aslong as it obeys all traffic/safety
laws (blinkers, bumpers,etc) you could drive it on the road... now that
would be badass... but i love how the battery is sitting on the passenger
side floor :) heh
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| "WiredVideo
- Tech TV Blooper" did i post this already? Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "It
Hurts..." this rules.. i dont know if anyone
else will get it.. but i do... Sent in by: Keigan
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| "The
Mind Reader" did i post this already? ugh.
Sent in by: Smash
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|
| "PCWorld
- RealNetworks Unveils More Secure Digital Media" oh
god, i wonder how long it will be before they get hacked. RealMedia
is such a sham. I refuse to have any of Real* on my systems, its a complete
security hazard, and total bloat ware.
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| "NewScientist
- The Speed of Gravity Revealed" What?!? Speed
of gravity!? Oh.. thats how they're doing it, basing it on a ratio type
system of weight. Ah. yeah i guess that would work... but its still
pretty lame..
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| "[H]ardOCP
- WTF" YES!
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| "SeanBaby
- Panda Porn" wow, something is actually moderately
funny on SeanBaby's site..
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| "Washington
Post - A Trap For The Middle Eastern Visitors"
Yay for witchhunts.. isn't this getting old yet? the whole picking on
the brown people? Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "Beetle
Baily - Winner" *snicker* Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Women
Behind Bars" Yes! Incarcerated women.. My fantasy... Sent in by: Mercer
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