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 "Independant.co.uk
- Antarctic Time Capsules Reveal Climate Secrets from 800,000BC"
k i have one question.. how are they judging that the air bubbles are
that old? i would love to know what dating system they are using.. Cuz
Carbon dating doesn't work on air/water bound particles. and if they
are using the thickness of the ice to judge age, that wont work either,
cuz if theres large air bubbles in the ice, it would prove that the
ice was formed quickly (while the large airbubbles were floating to
the surface. Also notice the depth of the ice, ice freezes first ontop,
then newer layers for below, so technically, older ice would be closer
the surface, assuming no snowfall/etc). ah well, im a skeptic, but only
cuz this shit dont make sense. 
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| "Ananova
- Gas Mask Fans Banned From Football Matches"
ROFL. SMOGGIES.. wasn't that the name of that lame ass cartoon that
was supposed to teach us about polution when we were kids? That didn't
teach me shit, it actually just pissed me off, and made me want to polute
the environment. ah well, anyway, back to the article.. I'm surprized
that they didn't do this earlier. people bringing in full chem suits
into a public place should, should be fined or arrested for 'conspiracy
to commit bad stuff' heh. seriously though, who cares what someone wears
in public.. i see people wearing bulletproof vests all the time (well
they're police officers, and security teams), does that mean they are
going to go on a shoot rampage? i doubt it.. but thats just my opinion.
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| "Fupa's
For Everyone" LOL
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| "CNN
- Recall: 56,000 Monitors Pose Fire Risk" hah,
ibm sux....
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| "Image
Savant - Information and News" holy crap balls,
check out the links, some of those pics are feersome, infact, if they
were a bit larger/higher res, i would have new backgrounds for all my
machines here. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Sukkel
- Decapitation" k, i usually try not to post
this snuff shit, but this is kinda wierd, freaky and cool at the same
time.. so this is NOT WORK SAFE, nore is it for the weak at heart... Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "TV
Guide Canada - Simpsons Alphabet" heh, simpsons
rules.. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "MSNBC
- Critical Flaw Exposes Internet E-Mail" Ugh.
looks like *nix Sendmail now is exploitable.. before i even read this
article, i was like "Oh great.. another bug in Exchange..."
heh, i cant help but think of microsoft when i think of poor exploitable
security heh..
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| "Ananova
- Computer Error Means 2.3Trillion Pound Electricity Bill"
*snicker* i would let them take me to court, then launch counter suit
for pain and suffering due to stress.. just to piss them off heh.
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| "NCBuy
- 300lbs Gang Bang Sets New Record" why does
stuff like this exist in my world????
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| "IOL
- Boastful Killer Shows Court Who's Stupid"
ROFL <stupid murder> YOU CANT CONVICT ME OF CAPITAL MURDER.. <judge>
You are here by presented Guilty to Capital Murder... What a chump...
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| "The
Register - Gamespy Could let Crackers Mount DDoS Attacks"
too bad gamespy is turning into another 'Real Networks'. all their good
products are starting to become bloat ware, unstable, and too cumbersome.
Thank god for Pingtool, and ASE Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Anandtech
- Windows XP Media Center Edition Exposed" This
Media PC thing is a good idea, only cuz it can remove the need to have
a seperate DVD Player + VCR (DVR) + TV/Cable Reciever + Surround Sound
Reciever + and whatever else you'd have stuff underneith your tv.. Sent in by: Monique
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| "BBCNews
- Banana's Could Split for Good" i always wondered
about this.. When we modify our fruits to remove seeds from them, how
do we keep producing the seedless fruits. (even though i know very well,
that they still do make fruits that produce seeds, all they do is remove
the seeds from the seeded fruits, and sell the fruit to concentrate).
But still. Banana's rock. i cant tell you how many days they've awakened
me from a drunken stupor, with large amounts of potassium. Sent in by: witz
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| "Gizmodo:
A USB Toothbrush" Why the hell would you be
brushing your teeth near your computer.. i never have a computer near
my washroom (unless im taking a bath, and watching a dvd, which i dont
do anymore cuz my blasted laptop battery charger circuit crapped out..
Fucken compaqs).
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| "Ananova
- Airport Staff Mix-up Leaves Control Tower Empty"
heh swedes have the coolest names "ULF AXELSSON" too bad they
dont know how to write a work schedule.....
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| "The
AssList" Rofl! Im gonna have to save this shit
to my ipaq, so i can always have it locally :) You Ass Lancer
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| "MSNBC
- Pixels to Pavement" Yup, Video games are
great for subtly marketing shit to consumers. after all, i know chumps
who've gone out and bought honda's and tried to rice them up the same
way they did in GT3. So when you think about it, video games are just
as good as commercials, cept you can interact with them.. so yeh. this
is no surprize to me...
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| "Twentieth
Centure Atlas - Top Ranked Atrocities" now
this is a cool ass bar graph. check i out.. Sent in by: SenorBeef
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| "CNN
- Bazooka Seized in Huge Gun Bust" now the
main question is... why was a bazooka ever sold to a civilian? do you
have to mail order these? how does one get ahold of a LAW? ah well..
Rednecks... what can you expect... they prolly use this stuff to go
deer hunting (with flash bar-b-queing.. Sent in by: b00
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| "The
Sun - Osama, Oh Where have you Bin?" Stallone...
Writing a script..... This should be good.......... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Grand
Theft Auto 3: Multi Threat Auto..." Uhm, Multiplayer
GTA3.. Where do i sign???
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| "CNN
- One Country Loses Time, Literally" heh, and
i though California was having a power crisis (are they still??). but
seriously, losing 150secs per day, is brutal, image, everyday, having
to do 2.5mins of extra work before going home, that would drive me insane..
i'd be all stabbing people and shit..
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| "The
Ridged Fiddle" uhm, k first this is in french.
(See english
translation here) but i think thats a twig and berries retainer......
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| "Ananova
- J-Lo Kept Awake at Hotel by Jackass Cast" Fucking
rules.. I would love to be harrassed by the jackass crew. i'd be all
"YEH FUCKEN HARDCORE~!" getting fucken rip roaring drunk,
and beating the fuck outta steve-o for setting that chicks tits on fire
and shit, then we'd do snooters.. heh..
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| "Guardian
- UN Inspectors Find Empty Warheads in Iraq"
k, we all know Iraq has Chemical/Biological weapons, he used them against
the kurds in the 90s... Nothing new here... Sent in by: Papercut
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| "Liquid
Generation - Optical Sabotage" heh, yet another
one of these optical illusion sites, that throws in a wierd picture
and audio clip at the end. be forewarned, turn yer speakers down before
clicking this one. Just so your work mates wont have any idea what going
on when you send them this link heh.. Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "Pagina
Do Rafinha" uh... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Planet
of the Geeks - Sam Fisher, Lego Splinter Cell"
lego rules!
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| "TheStar
- Japanese Bullet Train Driver Falls Asleep at Controls"
Rofl.. This would turn me off of taking the bullet trains, if i lived
in japan...
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| "Ananova
- Bermuda Adverts Use Hawaii Beaches" *snicker*
Never trust the media. Never trust advertisers. this is just a classic
example of the 'bait and switch'... This just makes me not want to travel
to Bermuda.. Now dont get me wrong, i'm sure that Bermuda has some nice
beaches. but dont fucken lie to me about what color the sand is.
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| "ExtremeTech
- Adobe Photoshop 8 Due in 2003" uhm. i swear,
photoshop 5 was the best one ever made.. nothing was simpler and better
prepared.. now photoshop 7 is full of bloat, and theres too many little
farty submenu's ah well, i just hate adobe.... heh.
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| "MSNBC
- Surgery Tools Left in 1,500 Patients on Average a Year"
heh. im so glad i do all my own surgery heh. Seriously, if i was an
xray developer guy, i'd be all over scanning other people xrays that
have shit left in them.. just for shits and giggles. heh Sent in by: Pyber
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| "Alpaca
- I Love Alpacas.com" uhm.... Lamas with children....
Isn't this against the law??? Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "AJC
- Arrest of Singer Bobby Brown Ordered" ha!
Bobby Brown sucks... This is what happens when you beat your wife..
Seriously. Everyone hates you.. But also notice the lawyers name.. Xavier
C. Dicks.. Its so X-Rated X-men heh. err wait. im losing my mind.. God
damnit. either.. i not drinking enough.. or im drinking too much.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| Alright,
so i went to a nudie bar last night for a friends birthday, and as soon
as i got there, every little stripper girl was sitting on my lap offering
me free VIP dances and shit. I had so many sit on my lap, and ask, that
somewhere along the line, they worked the Drivers License right out
of my pocket (due to the incessant pelvic grinding that was supposed
to turn me on), and i lost it somewhere after that. ah well. atleast
it didn't cost me any money heh.. .creator
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| "Orisinal
- Flash Games" Whoa! Check out some of these
rad ass flash games. i must say im impressed, i'll have to play a few
of these at work today just to see what they're all like..
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| "LA
Times - See No Evil" [mental note] if and when
i actually make it to California, stay away from the 'adult entertainment'
industry....
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| "BBSpot
- Saddam Actually Just Doing Research for Book on Weapons of Mass Destruction"
GHAHAH Oh man, BBSpot is really on the ball this year. They havn't been
this funny in ages :)
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| "eBay
- Vintage WWII French Surrender Flag" ROFL!
this so makes me wanna say "US DECLARES WAR ON IRAQ, FRENCH SURRENDER..."
*snicker* Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "ZDNet
- RIAA Says its Not Making a Worm" uh yeh...
sure.... Sent in by: Rev_Quj
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| "SatireWire
- Religious Merger Creates 900 Million Hinjews" ah
classic SatireWire. heh enjoy. Sent in by: Grist|e
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|
| ugh...
im back to drowning in the seas of alcohol. gotta take it easy... kidneys
hate me.. ugh.... .cre
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| "Star
Telegram - Police Chief Reveals Plan to Reduce Traffic Deaths"
I'm so glad i dont live in Texas, this shit would drive me nuts. They
try to pull this shit on our Highways here in Toronto, and traffic grinds
to a halt. a regular trip that would take 20mins, takes 2hours.. so
they have to stop. it just isn't practical.
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| "Humour
Cats and Work" heh
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| "WebMD
- Internet Makes Hypochondria Worse" Oh the
irony.. OH THE IRONY......
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| "Himeya
- Interactive Play VR" YES! YES!! YES!!!
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| "SkyNews
- Man Fires Gun at Young Girls After Snowball Fight"
Jesus. Whats this world coming too? angry father shooting some girl
in the head, after his daughter got hit with a snowball... Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Cannot
Find Weapons of Mass Destruction" heh more
fun 404 pages :) i love the detect weapons button heh Sent in by: DistilledChill
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| "BBSpot
- Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King"
*snicker* BBSpot rules... Sent in by: St. James
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