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 March
14th
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ah..
nothing like having a few drinks.. i think i've determined, that without
a regular dose of booze, i can get fairly irritable. but i think i've
found the happy medium in the bottom of a bottle. ahh.... Feels good
to be back home.
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"Dear
Penis.swf" did i post this already??
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"CNN
- Internet 2 Works to Reinvent the Web" uh,
as i said before, i would seriously love it for everyone to have a 10baseT
connection, with like 2% (at most) packet loss, that would be my perfect
internet. and i could probably do up the network schematics to make
it happen for a small city.. but thats just me; and until rogers@home
figures out what the hell they're doing with my cable connection, i'll
be stuck in packetlossland (the land of lost packets)..
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"Ananova
- New Thai Police Uniform 'Too Sexy'" this
begs the question.. "They have gay men in thailand?". I thought
every man in thailand liked young girls, Since its like the child molestation
capital of the world. but yeah, Girls love a man in uniform.. or in
a tuxedo heh. i rule..
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"New
Zealand News - Gun and Sword Attacks Leave One Dead Two Injured"
WTF?!
Sent in by: SirHugh
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"Accept
Jesus, Forever Forgiven!" ACK!! MY EYES! warning,
this will give you a headache.. k, my problem with 'god' and christianity
and shit, is that if i can be forgiven just by "asking for forgiveness",
and get a VIP pass into "heaven", do i really want to spend
the rest of my ethereal existence in a place, *THAT* easy to get in
to? think about it, You physically have to try to do bad shit to get
into hell, but with just a few words, god is willing to open his arms
and pull folding lawn chair for you in heaven.. i dont really know where
im going with this. but long story short, religion sucks.
Sent in by: mkow
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"Rate
Her Butt.com" obviously this is not work safe.
Sent in by: Sloth-
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March
13th
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"The
Star - New Warning on TV Violence" Oh please.
i watched hours and hours of violent tv was i was a kid. and im not
abnormally homocidal... i think those michigan researchers need to check
their calculations, cuz i know they're wrong...
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"Ananova
- Man Jailed for Snatching Handbag During Court Appearance"
File this one under "The Book of Duh..."
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"C|Net
- New Transmeta Chip Shows Athlon64 Flair"
OoOooO New Tech coming.. Honestly, Transmeta's Technology isn't anything
new, hell the x386 chip had to do code morphing to run windows (and
dos). but yeah, i love the low voltage low heat shizz..
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"Fly
Power Construction Kit" heh, more sticking
stuff to flies, and having them fly around with it glue to their backs
heh..
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"PCWorld
- Credit Card Sized Harddrive can Hold 5GB"
hrm. now this would be the supersource for portible backups. but seriously.
who has 5GB of data that they wouldn't want to lose? I can survive with
like at most 400megs of storage, and that would backup just about everything
thats important to me. but yeah, im sure i could find a use for the
5GB
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"Pravada.ru
- Boy Produces Fire Balls With Eyes" uhhhh..
yeah... right.... ofcourse... we should take every little story that
comes out of the former soviet union, as gospel.. no really.....
Sent in by: b00
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"Boners
- PETA Frollies" k, this prolly isn't work
safe, since i has a single pic with some semi nude girls in it.. but
yeah PETA RULZ~! heh
Sent in by: gid
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March
12th
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"CNet
- Judges: FBI's Child-Porn Search Illegal"
k, this is where i think the judicial system needs to be fixed. these
god damn ass-touching-child-molesting-shit-eaters, need to be put behind
bars, at all costs. Honestly i think child pornography is worse then
murder; as they are corrupting minors, and distributing said pornography
to other ass-touching-shit-eaters.. seriously. if you molest children/photograph
them, i will find you.. and i dont need a search warrant to bust down
yer door.
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"Ananova
- Ukranians Queuing up to Change Their Names"
heh. some of those uky names rule :) i dunno why they'd want to change
them..
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"Excite
- Scientists Open Watch from Civil War Sub"
Holy shiznuggets, this is something completely new for me. i didn't
know they had subs in the late 1800s...
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"CNN
- Blogging Goes Mainstream" God damnit. all
these faggots are stealing my ideas.. cept i guess mines a bit more
innovative then theirs, I dont generally broadcast my life (heh, well
not always) without tossing in some political rhetoric, senseless blatherings,
or complete hatred for my fellow man. These people are just posting
their shopping lists, and writing hiaku's about fluffy their pet cat.
So long story short, Me > These bloggers.
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"BumFights.com"
yes. i know i posted this ages ago, but isn't it kinda
funny, that the guys who filmed and distributed BumFights, got sued,
they lost, and their website is still up... Hell, i got my bumfights
dvd sitting next to me. i'm still waiting on #2 :)
Sent in by: Hutsy
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"YAYHOORAY!
Have You Seen the New Puma Ads?" heh....
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"The
Sun - Jors' Back in the Water" heh k this isn't
work safe, so dont even think of clicking it if yer at work, or near
young children. cuz its got mad boobs in it heh..
Sent in by: b00
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March
11th
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"BBCNews
- Cuba Declares Socialist Victory" whats the
point in voting in a single party system? isn't that kinda redundant?
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"C|Net
- Making Robots More Like Us" hrmm, this seems
like an interesting idea. but do we really need robots who can replicate
what we do? if i had a robot i wouldn't want it to follow my ass around
all day, i'd want it to stay the hell away from me, and just do whatever
i didn't want to do at that time. I'm not looking for a digital companion.
I'm more looking for a digital bug chaser, or vaccuum cleaner. but then
again, thats just me.
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"The
Pulpit, Why Microsoft Should Build its Next Windows ontop of Linux"
blah blah blah more linux bullish, but its still an
interesting read..
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"CanadaComputes.com
- New Canadian Plant to Recycle e-waste" heh,
PC Recycling.. Cool idea. but i've been doing this for ages, but instead
of destroying the shizz, i just resell it, and make more money that
way. heh. now its not like i would try to resell 10year old equipment,
but thats why i only (use to) to deal in quality used goods.
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"Pentax
Optio S - Ultra Compact Digital Camera Review"
Whoa! Now thats a small ass camera.. i wonder what the price is.. cuz
this shizz would be sweet if i could leave it in my coat, or car or
something..
Sent in by: Sain
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"Sunday
Mirror.co.uk - Saddam's Soldiers Surrendered"
LOL Looks like the french are helping Saddam out with his military tactics...
The stunned Paras from 16 Air Assault Brigade were forced
to tell the Iraqis they were not firing at them, and ordered them
back to their home country telling them it was too early to surrender.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"AsainAw.gif"
if only i could read what the title of this little movie
was... it would make so much more sense..
Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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March
10th
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"Excite
- Hooters Air, is Off the Ground" Yes! Finally
another low buck airliner, i may just have to try this 'liner out for
my next trip.
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"Wired
- Developers Back IBM in Unix Suit" Oh god.
you can tell SCO Systems are hard up for cash.. but seriously though,
I hate IBM, they need to go down. Their servers suck, their mainframes
are ass old need to be recycled, and its still a company full of 'Yes
Men' (or women as in my case)..
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"CNN
- Bank Glitch Gives Student $9.9million" WHAT
THE FUNK IS WRONG WITH THESE KIDS?!?! If i checked my account, and i
noticed i had almost 10million in it, i would start transferring money
out of it like mad, i'd hit my bank and try to close the account, CASH
ME OUT BITZ~ but no... these kids have to be all honest and shit. whats
the good in that....
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"MSNBC
- Microsoft Offers CD Copy-Protection" oh god.
i wonder how hard this will flop....
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"GuinessVote.ca"
yay for st. patricks day, for all of you who havn't voted.. vote now.
Sent in by: [Omega]
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"BBCNews
- Moroccan Heavy Metal Fans Jailed" wow those
muslims are really anal when it comes down to music. I hate to throw
stones (heh, no really heh), but i dont think i've ever heard any cool
'muslim' music. its always been like 3hours of "EEEIYAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH
AHHHHHHHHHHH" with no trailing instruments. Thats not my idea of
a crowd pleaser.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"eBay
- 7 Year Dreads" dreads.... these are things
that i will never understand.. actually, theres 2 things i will never
understand.. 1) why people do this to their hair. and why someone $7,500
for them...
Sent in by: Blixagirl
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March
9th
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"Ananova
- Man Fakes Choking to Get Women's Attention"
Rofl, this must be the saddest guy on the face of the planet. i've never
done anything this desperate....
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"CNN
- Crunch! Giant Chee-to Spurs Online Frenzy"
Followup to the Chee-to auction i posted a week or so back heh.
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"My
Hairy Ass .com" *snicker*
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"Excite
- Hooters Air, is Off the Ground" Yes! Finally
another low buck airliner, i may just have to try this 'liner out for
my next trip.
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"gCubix
- A Nintendo GameCube Emulator for *nix" k,
this is cool and everything, but theres 2 things wrong with this.. 1st,
(dont get me wrong, i have a few unix machines here) this only runs
on unix; no one who's got a unix machine should have an expensive video
card in it. 2nd the pics are totally screwed, check out the screen shots.
its all whacky and shizz. but its still cool. heh. oh wait, theres tons
of ports.. err, wait... heh. I GET IT NOW! heh
Sent in by: Matt F. (www.guildftpd.com)
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"www.8march2003.com"
uuuh????
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"MSNBC
- Man Charged with Cruel Con to Obtain Kiddie Porn from Victims"
ghah. priceless. "I'm dying, please send me nekkid
pics of yourself. plz k thx. "
Sent in by: Endlos
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March
8th
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