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 "CNN
- Mystery Illness On the Move" hrm.. I guaranty
this is some sort of engineered; or modified virus. much like that whole
west nile shit. Can any remember any other time in the past 5-10year
where we've had so many "Mysterious virus's" pop up outta
nowhere? This reaks of a global conspiracy... 
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| "Ananova
- Tiny Robot Weighs Less than Half an Ounce"
YES DANCING MINI-ROBOTS, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS!
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| "MSNBC
- Was Mystery Object a Shuttle Clue?" you know...
you'd think that when the shuttle was designed, they would have put
in some basic "fault sensors" in the wings, like simple copper
wires, running current, with a little led in the cockpit,so if one of
the copper lines was broken (due to a fault/fracture in the wing) the
the little LED in the cockpit would go out (or put in an inverter, and
have it go on, when theres no current). this kind of 10cent sensor could
have saved Nasa some serious shit.
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| "Earth
vs. Funk" wtf? how come Colin Mockery is in
all of these shockwave movie things??
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| "Rotten.com
- The Rolodex of Love" heh, I've read most
of these before, but never such a complete list. But theres still a
few in here, that make me cringe.. ie, Cock Stuffing, and uh The Concoction..
There is no nudity or sex on this page, so it should be worksafe for
most of us.. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "MSNBC
- Would-Be Cable Pirates Conned" *snicker*
be wary of the snake oil sold on ebay, but this does have a funny twist
:) But yeah, if it sound too good to be true... chances are it is... Sent in by: Steven S.
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| "Xiao
Xiao 7 - The Multilator" awesome, i love these
stick figure one-man-army/ninja movies. they completely rule me.. heh Sent in by: Sain
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| "Wired
- Does the Ends Justify the Means?" I've always
loved Machivellism, which is why i kinda love former president nixon.
heh. but yeah, heres an interesting article on the censorship of other
countries internet protocols.
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| "CNN
- Ancient Brits Mummified Dead Too" k now this
is some neat history.. too bad the brits didn't wrap their mummy's in
gold lined tombs. heh cuz that would be real news....
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| "Ananova
- Woman's Attempt to Unblock Toilet Failed, When Hand Got Stuck"
They neglect to explain why the woman though her food into her toilet.....
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| "The
Internet Health Report" did i post this already??
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| "Internal
Memos - Star Wars Figurines, Please Stop" *snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "My
AOL - Moderate Drinking Cuts Risk of Dementia"
i'm tellin' ya, reality is a hard thing to deal with. trying to seperate
myself from the booze has been one of the hardest things i've ever done.
The stress of everyday living can easily be made better, but sipping
back a few shots of scotch, so yer brain doesn't get stressed out. Whereas
if you lay off the booze, the stress comes in bouts, and can easily
overload the mind. Sent in by: Sheltered Canuck
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| "Cult
of Feh - Library Policy.jpg" YES! Sent in by: Brill
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| "BBCNews
- Alcohol Powered Laptops Ahead" Woo, fuel
cell technology, i can't wait for people to overclock this crap with
nitrous oxide, and a six speed transmission
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| "1/5th
Scale Sherman Tank" Coolest toy ever...
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| "Ananova
- Motorised Boots to go Into Production in Russia"
uh.. talk about being lazy... i tried to hunt down a prototype picture
of these new boots, but i've come up empty.. im kinda curious exactly
how they work.....
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| "The
Things People Said: Car Accident Reports" *snicker*
some of this stuff is priceless
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| "CNN
- File-Sharing Sites Allow Trading of Porn"
OMG HOLY SHIZZNITS WHY HASNT ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?!? oh wait..
Duh..... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Media
Guardian - BRMB Stunt Compensation Could Soar"
uhm... i hate to say this... but if you dont know what dry ice can do...
you shouldn't be sitting on it.. BRMB should have made these people
sing wavers and shit. that would have saved them a buttload of trouble. Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Personality
Disorder Test" heh, i'm Moderate to High in
everything except "Avoidant" and "Dependant" which
were both low.. heh. i rule Sent in by: Rahl
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| "TheStar
- Man Bulldozes British Pub After Refused a Drink"
hah. and i thought i had a drinking problem....
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| "CNN
- Dixie Chicks Singer Apologizes for Bush Comment"
uh, seriously, who cares what the dixie chicks views on politics are?
i know i dont.
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| "eBay
- 6Digit ICQ Number, Starting with 1" didn't
AOL determine that the selling of ICQ UIN#'s was against ICQ Security
Policy??
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| "CBSNews
- Spiked Juice Grounds Flight Attendant" Holy
crap! Best idea ever.. Drugging babies to keep them quite during flights..
seriously.. anyone who's had to sit near a baby on a plane knows my
pain. frankly, i think they should take the coach 'class' and make it
the 'baby cry pen', and stuff all the parents who want to bring they're
kids to whatever destination they are going too. to leave all us sexy
non-childbearing people in the quite upper cabins.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Wired
- Sprint DSL's Gaping Security Hole" bhaha,
sprint sucks... Sent in by: Maxtype
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| Happy
St. Patricks Day. i hope everyone out there spray painted themselves
green, and are gettin 'irish' (aka, drunk) sometime today. Oh and sorry for the late update yesterday, i had a pretty serious raid failure that killed my whole webstore,etc. so it took forever to attempt to recover it. but it should be fixed.. i think.. heh.. .Cre
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| "CNN
- Parents of Dead Child Sue over Liver Transplant Mistake"
God damn.... Talk about malpractice.. but realistically it is the lab's
fault for not checking the bloodtypes, not the surgeons, but still,
nothing like having your daughter almost die, then having to give up
half yer liver to try and save her, then finding out that your blood
types are different, and having your daughter die.. thats gotta be rough..
i'd be pretty pissed too...
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| "Ananova
- Canadian Man Has Over One Million Gum Wrappers in Chain"
some people... have way too much time on their hands.....
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| "SunTimes
- Bulb Burning After More then a Century" this
is nothing new, the original lightbulbs that thomas eddison designed
are still burning bright today. its because the bulbs where hand made,
and sealed perfectly. all these modern bulbs are mass produced, and
designed to fail after a certain time period. after all, if all bulbs
were made to near perfect standards, they would almost never burn out,
and the light bulb industry would fail because there would be no demand
for new bulbs (well, very little demand for new bulbs).
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| "Excite
- French Fries Lose some of their 'A-Peel'"
heh, thats cuz americans dont want to eat anything associated with the
cheese eating surrender monkeys, that are known as the french :)
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| "Yahoo
- Three Die Retrieving Phone From Latrine"
uh. These idiots got what they deserved.. Methane is poisonious. Duh... Sent in by: Fresh Every Time
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| "Ladder
Theory Master Page" ROFL Now this is so true,
its hilarious... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Siemens
AG - Paperlike Display" woo looks like this
'paper display' is actually gonna hit the market soon. i can't wait
to cover my walls in it, and make my wallpaper an animated screensaver
of that fish tank thingy.. 3ft fish swimming on my walls. that would
rule. Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "Business
2.0 - The Protection Racket" woo the evolution
of condoms, feer... although my favorite condom, is a ziplock bag, with
some ducttape.. but then again, i am a modern McGuyver (minus the mullet).
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| "MSNBC
- Afghanistan Activates its Domain Name" I'm
surprized they didn't push for .usasux
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| "X-Entertainment
- 1980's Koolaid Commercials" you know whats
wierd. when i was growing up, i saw millions of commercials, and the
koolaid ones never struck me as odd. but now that im older, and i see
these commercials, im surprized that im not all wierd and fucked up
and shit. cuz having a giant red pitcher of koolaid smashing around
a hockey arena is pretty damn scary.....
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| "Entertainment
Weekly - Jackie Chan Admits to Using Stunt Doubles" welp,
jackie chan just dropped outta my cool-tough-ass-bitchez book. but ya
really can't blame him, he's like 50years old, hell my dads 50something
and i know he wouldn't be doing half the shit jackie chan does.. hrmm..
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| "The
Chaser - Teen's Dying Wish for Blowjob from Cameron Diaz, Not Granted"
ROFL, Chaser Rules! Sent in by: Brill
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| "Yahoo
News Photo - Shiite Muslim Self-Sword Beating, for Children"
alright.. i believe in penants, i believe in self modernation, and self
punishment. but this shit is outta hand. I dont think i will ever understand
the muslims, or their ceremonies.. Sent in by: Fresh Every Time
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| "Nokia.mpeg"
heh, now i know a hundred of you people all sent me
this, and yes its hilarious, but i can't give everyone credit (it would
take forever for me to type out all the names.. heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "InsightMag
- DynCorp Disgrace" uh.. uuuuh.... uuuuuuuuuuuh..
What the hell is wrong with these people?!
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| "SinFest
- Neighborly" heh sinfest rules!
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| "SiliconValley
- Washington State Legislation Take Aim at Violent Video Games"
god damnit! Leave my videogames alone.....
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| "NewScientist
- US Internet Provider Told to Unmask FileSharer"
heh, im telling ya, ISP's dont keep detailed logs of that crap. infact,
im sure the IP logs are purged weekly. anyway, im just blathering..
long story short, i have serious doubts that this shit will float..
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| "SWRON
The Game" OMG TRON BUT IN A SHOCKWAVE GAME!@ Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "PoochsWorld
- SuperBowl is Gay" did i post this already?? Sent in by: Matt F.
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| "NewScientist
- World's First Brain Prosthesis Revealed"
*sigh* i can't wait augment my own brain. not that im needing more intellectual
capacity, but i like being a brainsnob heh. Sent in by: Kayvan N.
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